Chapter 636 Believe it in a daze
"Hey, I really can't do it. Tell me about this... How can I do it... How can I do it..." (▼皮▼#)
Shen Changle frowned and said in confusion, but the movements of his hands did not hesitate at all, he was holding a fan horizontally and pushing it up and down...

"Good guy!!! Is this not going to work??? This has been sharpened." Hou Zhen said with a shocked expression.

Shen Changle polished the fan for a long time, pulled out a hair from his head, and blew it on the fan, then nodded in satisfaction.

And Hou Zhen, who was on the side, also followed the explanation and flipped through the burden: "Hey! What a knife! It's blown away!!!"

The audience in the audience chuckled lightly.

Shen Changle picked up the fan and said, "Oh, anyway, if you pull it, don't pull too much meat."

"Yes. One bite is fine." Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle then continued: "One meal is enough."

"Good guy, just eat one meal for the two catties of big gray steamed buns???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "At this time, everyone in the room fell asleep, your mother wiped the tears from the corners of her mouth, that's all!!!"

"Is that tear at the corner of the mouth? Is that greed?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

After Shen Changle finished speaking, he picked up the fan with one hand upright, suddenly bent down, and walked towards the other side lightly...

"My god, this is definitely an old hand!!!" Hou Zhen explained to the audience while continuing to rummage through the baggage.

This is the skill of being a good laugher. When the joker throws out the burden, the audience will follow and understand the joke.

However, what Hao Ping Fan has to do is, when the audience understands the point of laughter, use a more funny and humorous way in advance to spit out the ideas and points of laughter that the audience originally understood.

In this way, this small burden that may not be very laughable by itself can be turned into gold, and become a burden that makes the audience laugh.

Shen Changle said loudly: "The dark moon kills the night, the wind is high and the sky is set on fire!!!"

"Look, all the nonsense is coming out." Hou Zhen once again spit out the audience's thoughts in advance.

Shen Changle said: "Holding the curtain with one hand, stepping on the tiptoes without making a sound, walked slowly inside."

While doing the movements, Shen Changle changed his voice directly, switching to a gloomy, perverted murderer's tone and sneered, "Hmph, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah~~~ ~"

"Oh...how about you just eat people, okay?" Hou Zhen complained with a look of disbelief.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience laughed instantly, leaning forward and back together with joy.

Shen Changle stood up and said solemnly: "Can you talk about hygiene, raw food has bacteria and bones!!!"

"Hi!!!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Your mother entered the house, wiped her tears and put down the knife."

"Still can't do it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued: "This hand put down the knife, and the other hand brought a small plate over, poured a little soy sauce, put some green mustard, chopped green onion, minced garlic, coriander, and some chili, and stirred it with chopsticks. Instigate the tip of the chopsticks..."

"This is a gourmet." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smacked his lips, staring at the front and turning left and right...

"How about it, who is more greedy?" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, I still can't do it, lying down, these are all my relatives, my own flesh and blood."

Shen Changle pointed to her right side and said, "Here lies my old man, my young couple, my old companion."

"I can't do it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle pointed to her left hand and said: "This is my son Hou Zhen, mother's heart, not to mention pulling a piece of your flesh, even if a mosquito bites you, mother's heart will be dripping with blood."

"I am very sure of that."

Shen Changle then pointed to her middle and said, "This is my daughter-in-law..."

"Stop!!! Excuse me, I don't sleep like this!!!" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him.

"What's the matter??? The big family is harmonious." Shen Changle said innocently.

Hou Zhen said: "No matter how harmonious my daughter-in-law is, she can't be next to my father. Do you know the difference between men and women?"

Shen Changle said: "Men and women are different, so isn't it still next to you???"

"Nonsense!!! That's my wife!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "The main thing is to decorate your room, so the whole family can get together on the same bed, with curtains to block it!"

"Oh...you can have a curtain." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There is a curtain to keep you out..."

"Get out!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, okay, let's separate them."

"It's okay, let's keep them separated." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, your mother looked back and forth, the old man can't move, the son can't move, then she is the daughter-in-law."

"En." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle let out a long sigh, imitating the old lady, stretched out her hand and said, "Xiao Pan~~Jinlian~~"

"Ah??? My wife, Pan Jinlian???" Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "Er... Phnom Penh, called Pan Jinbian... um."

"Then you made it clear." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Pan Jinbian got up, I need to find you."

"Huh? My father-in-law just woke up and tormented me for a long time, and mother-in-law, you called me again."

"Go!!! What is this, why is it so messy???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, let's scream. The two of you left the yard, your mother told everything, but your daughter-in-law has a good heart, and she agreed as soon as she said it."

"Well, she understands filial piety." Hou Zhen said.

"Pull!!! Grandma, where do you think you are going to go?"

"That's on the legs..."

Shen Changle took the fan, gritted her teeth, stomped her foot, and cut her leg.

"Oh, it's true." Hou Zhen said in shock.

Shen Changle said: "That must be true, mother-in-law will eat well and come again!!!"

"Hey, it's really worth it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Your mother is holding this piece of meat, the tears are really flowing."

"I'm also touched." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle shook her head and said, "No, it's mainly because she's too fat...... This big fat girl......"

"Hey! Don't be picky at this time, do you want to eat?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, let's put it simply, your daughter-in-law went back to sleep, your mother came to the kitchen with this piece of meat, first cut it into pieces, washed it, then grabbed it with starch, oiled it, and put some green onions on it. Some ginger, add rock sugar and stir-fry to a sugary color, then pour water and seasonings and simmer for two hours, take it out and sprinkle some chopped green onion and thirteen spices, and stuff a pot of rice."

"Kuangji Kuangji made a whole meal. After eating, your mother's illness is just..."

"Okay?" Hou Zhen said.

"I'm not dead. The doctor came to check and said that he was not sick at first, but he died from eating too much." Shen Changle said.

"Hi!!!" Hou Zhen said. (to be continued)

(End of this chapter)

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