Chapter 691 Lineage Suppression

"Comedy? How do you say that???" Everyone asked curiously.

"To put it simply, I just started learning cross talk before, and I met one time during a live broadcast from the media. During the chat, I made a bet on whether she could listen to my tongue twisters and retell them in full."

"In the end, I said that: Taxi drivers in Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region who like to eat red carp and green carp and donkeys, and Miao and Tujia Autonomous Prefecture who like to drink durian milk homemade by Grandma Liu. Osteoporosis patients...  They read eight hundred together, marked a soldier, ran north and slope.”

After Shen Changle smiled and told the general experience when he and Gu Yunduo met, it really aroused everyone's laughter.

"What about the result, is the bet on being your girlfriend?" He Jiong asked with a curious smile.

Gu Yunduo blushed and said, "No, it's just whoever loses the bet and sings a song."

"Betting tongue twisters with a cross talk actor, I have to say that you are really brave, Yun Duo." Master Yu Qian also heard Shen Changle talk about this for the first time, and he was very happy.

Gu Yunduo said helplessly with a blushing face: "I didn't think he was like this...he doesn't talk about martial arts."

"Ah, really, I've been thinking about it before, why do you always look familiar to me, Yunduo? I remembered when I said singing just now, have you ever sung in Yangma's place?" He Jiong said suddenly.

Gu Yunduo smiled and said: "I sang a song, but it's just one song, and it's purely to catch ducks on the shelves."

"Song, which song?" Huang Lei asked in a daze.

He Jiong patted Huang Lei on the back and said speechlessly: "Which song should I return, "My Dream"!!! That song that was so popular last year!"

"I went to the song "My Dream" was sung by Yunduo? I really liked that song at the time, it sang well, and the lyrics were also very well written." Huang Lei was reminded, and immediately reacted in surprise road.

Gu Yunduo pointed to Shen Changle with a smile and said: "The main thing is that Changle is very good. The lyrics and tunes are all produced by Changle for me, and I will be responsible for singing."

"Genius and beauty, the piano and chords are so good." He Jiong praised.

At this moment, Shiba Inu mutton kebabs, who had been staring at everyone eating for a long time, climbed up from the chair on the side with short legs, lay down on He Jiong's lap, and stared straight at the food on the table. The meal made a pathetic whimper.

He Jiong looked at the puppy on his lap and hesitated for a moment, and was about to pick up the half-eaten pork belly on the plate and hand it to him, but Yu Qian who was standing by looked at him and kindly reminded him:

"Teacher He, it's better not to feed this."

He Jiong froze for a moment and said, "What's the matter, Brother Qian? I fed it from my own plate with my hands, so it should be fine."

Yu Qian waved his hands and smiled, "Hey, I'm not talking about hygiene or anything. The main thing is that your dog is still young and is growing up. It's not good for you to feed it these things for its growth."

"Well, and when this dog is young, it is a critical period for all habits to be formed. Mr. He, if you feed it our food now, the taste must be more nutritious, but the average-tasting dog food is much better. Looking back on it It’s even worse to eat dog food.”

"And once you feed it this time, the dog will have a memory in the future. Every time we eat here, it will definitely come to the side to eat." Shen Changle also echoed.

He Jiong nodded suddenly and said, "Oh, so it's like this. I really don't understand these things. I just said that my dog ​​doesn't like dog food more and more."

The teacher's wife Bai Huiming said with a smile: "The master and the apprentice are mainly too familiar with dogs, especially his apprentice and Guo Taoer's apprentice. The first batch of students did not learn cross talk first, but how to raise dogs first."

Yu Qian said with a smile: "Basically, everyone who looks a bit like Deyun Club has raised a dog in their apprenticeship, Shaobing, Xiao Yueyue, Kong Yunhu, Zhang Yunlei, and Chang Le are all of them."

He Jiong looked at the dog that was still whining beside him and said, "Then Brother Qian, what should Chang Le do if the dog doesn't feed it? Shall I drive it away?"

Yu Qian waved his hand and said, "It's simple, just hit it a little harder, and it won't dare after a few times every time."

"Then how hard is it? I'm a little afraid of using too much force." He Jiong said.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Forget it, Mr. He, give me the mutton skewers. I have a method that works once. I guarantee that it will not dare to come up next time."

After He Jiong heard this, he immediately handed the mutton skewers on his thigh to Shen Changle, and everyone looked at Shen Changle curiously, wondering what he could do.

Shen Changle picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and placed it on the table very close to the mutton skewers.

The mutton kebabs' eyes lit up when they saw the meat next to them, and they put their hind legs on Shen Changle's thighs, and they were about to move forward to grab the meat away.

However, Shen Changle suddenly coughed lightly, and then opened his mouth to reveal two rows of teeth. From his throat, he made a sound as if he was going to bite someone... not to bite a dog, and looked at the people on the side with a look of bewilderment.

"Uh... what is Chang Le doing?" Huang Lei asked in a low voice, a little puzzled.

Yu Qian hesitated for a while and said: "Like a dog barking, it sounds like a big dog guarding food. Maybe he wants to tell this Shiba Inu who is the boss and scare it away?"

"Eh...is this possible?" He Jiong wondered.

Yu Qian shook his head and said, "I've never heard of such a game anyway, it's simply impossible..."

At this time, Gu Yunduo, who was on the side, had helplessly covered his face and couldn't bear to look directly.

However, to everyone's surprise, the mutton kebabs, which were only a step away from the meat when they opened their mouths, closed their drooling mouths unconsciously when they heard the movement from Shen Changle's side.

"Mmmmmmm.........Wow!!!"

Immediately following Shen Changle's loud bark, under the shocked gazes of everyone, the mutton skewers shivered in shock, then lowered their heads and tucked their tails, and slipped away from under the table without looking back.

Shen Changle looked at the mutton skewers running away and said proudly: "How did it work? As long as I am here, the lamb skewers will never dare to be served on the table, do you believe it?"

Everyone was surprised and said: "Damn it...it's really okay???"

"Don't just run away with lamb kebabs???"

"I'm going to cow!"

"Is this method really feasible? Brother Qian, didn't you say that there is no such method, it is impossible?" He Jiong couldn't help but continued to ask Yu Qiandao.

Yu Qian was silent for a while and said: "Ordinary people can't help it, mainly I didn't expect that he is not an ordinary dog, and he is so pure, his bloodline is suppressed..."

(End of this chapter)

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