Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 692 Can This Be Played?
"Actually, it's very simple to put it bluntly. A cross talk actor has to know a little bit of ventriloquist, and if you spend enough time with all kinds of dogs, you will have a general understanding of their emotions and how to bark."

"I can also learn a few common bird calls, although I can't say they are professional."

After the laughter, Shen Changle was also very proud to explain the science to everyone under the curious questioning of everyone.

Huang Lei said: "The professional, how many can the most powerful learn?"

Yu Qian said with a smile: "We used to be the best ones called the Eight Great Monsters of Tianqiao. They were the most outstanding and superb artists among the hundreds of folk artists who successively performed in Tianqiao during the Qing Dynasty. People, in the current popular words, are basically equivalent to the current Internet celebrities.”

"It was spread by word of mouth that these eight people almost represented in these industries and reached the peak of this art at that time. Among them, the ancestor of our cross talk is not afraid of poverty, and he is one of the first generation of the Eight Great Eccentrics. one"

"Afterwards, as the years changed, there were the Eight Great Monsters of Tianqiao selected later. Among them, several ventriloquist masters were very good at learning bird songs, such as [Vinegar Cream], who can learn all kinds of bird songs, melodious and melodious. , lifelike, it feels like being in a bird market when performing, and [Ren Ren Le] is also very good at learning birdsong."

"However, they all learn it. They also learn the human voice and the barking of dogs. If you want to say that the bird that sings the most loudly, it should be [Bainiao Zhang]. Special cow."

"Of course, these nicknames are just like advertisements. There are still some exaggerated publicity and advertising elements. Although it is called Bainiao Zhang, it is not really possible to learn a hundred kinds of bird calls. The big reason is that there are nearly dozens of looks that are already very powerful."

He Jiong said with emotion: "That's really powerful. After all, thinking about the birds I've only seen in my life, there may not be dozens of them."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Mr. He, if you are interested, you can go to my master's Tianjingdihua Pet Paradise to have a look. There are at least thirty or forty kinds of birds."

"Besides, there are peacocks, ponies, alpacas, monkeys and so on."

"Wow, there are alpacas??? I really like alpacas, they feel very cute." Zhang Zifeng said in surprise.

"Haha, I feel the same way, especially the snow-white and fluffy alpaca." Gu Yunduo also echoed.

Shen Changle shrugged, and said mercilessly to the two of them: "Actually, most of the alpacas raised outside are not white. Their coat color is determined according to the color of the local mud. Gray, yellow, There are black ones."

"Then what's the matter, wouldn't it be good to wash it off?" Gu Yunduo said disapprovingly.

Shen Changle said: "Wash it clean? Let's not talk about whether it will roll in the grass or mud again after it is cleaned. Those animals don't like to take a bath like humans. If you bathe them with good intentions, they will not only be ungrateful but also treat you Spit."

"It's sticky and sticky, and it spits directly in your face. If you meet another alpaca with breath, it will really kill you."

"Hey hey hey..."

After Shen Changle finished speaking, the people in the gazebo immediately frowned, and couldn't help but take a step back.

Yu Qian laughed and said: "But after all, the alpaca in our Tianjingdihua Pet Paradise, after being disciplined by Shen Changle, sometimes spit at others, but now they don't spit at him."

"Why is that? Chang Le, do you still communicate with alpacas???" Huang Lei also asked curiously.

"How is that possible? I haven't heard much about the alpaca's name." Shen Changle waved his hand.

Yu Qian laughed and said: "Hahaha he can't understand alpacas, but he is really good enough."

"In the beginning, Chang Le didn't know that alpacas spit, so he took a particularly dirty one to take a bath, but it was conceivable that he was spitting up mouthfuls of saliva while holding the shower."

"If ordinary people encounter this situation, there is a high probability that they will either give up, or find another way."

"It turns out that this guy's brain circuit is very different from others. After he was spit on by the alpaca, he drove directly to a large toy store nearby that day and bought two super-sized water guns. If you press the trigger, it can shoot out more than ten meters."

"Then the goods were not finished yet, and he didn't know how he came up with it. He even bought a few bags of spicy mustard, which also had to be added to the water gun."

"After taking it home, it was revenge. It was a burst of shooting at the alpaca. Other alpacas usually spit at other people's saliva. When have you ever seen yourself with mustard water? Especially when two guns are used together, directly shoot That alpaca begged for mercy to the autistic."

Shen Changle nodded and said: "And I spent a long time in the water, and by the way, I also completed the task of bathing the alpaca, but there is always a mustard smell on my body, which is quite persistent. For several days, there was no living thing within a few meters of the alpaca. .”

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Under the laughter of everyone, the meal has been eaten for more than two hours.

After simply tidying up the bowls and chopsticks, several guests put on their straw hats one by one with the idea of ​​eating people with short mouths and digesting food by the way, and set off for the corn field to scrape corn.

In the previous two episodes, although the honest man Wang Zhonglei helped to pick up a lot of corn, but because of too much debt, and every meal needs to use corn for ingredients.

So up to now, Mushroom House still has more than 800 corn foreign debts on its books.

"Good guy! With more than 800 corns, what kind of life will we have to do? If you say earlier, we will come later. How about inviting a few mainstream cross-talk groups to clean up the corn first, people How professional, not only can you listen to two cross talks for free."

Walking in the corn field, Yu Qian, who has a lot of experience in various kinds of things, is not an idiot. Hearing Shen Changle's words, he immediately understood how much work 800 corns were.

Naturally, it is impossible for Shen Changle not to understand the burden in his cross talk, so he also laughed and said: "Forget it, I'd rather pick corn."

"Look at what you said and offend others, have you forgotten what the master told you last time?" Yu Qian said.

"What I told you last time... the next time the People's Daily reports it, you must add his old man's name?"

"Not this one!"

at this time…………

Following behind the master and apprentice, the two camera masters carrying the camera looked at each other almost at the same time, and there were roughly the same questions in their eyes:

"The content of this conversation is recorded, will it really be broadcast in the program???"

(End of this chapter)