Chapter 720 "Drunk" Chapter

"Good good good good!!!"

"Good singing!!!"

"Male god!!!"

The applause from the fans in the auditorium on the stage and in the open space was very enthusiastic, and they all followed suit.

After the first opening show of the Deyun Club, "The Big Truth", everyone walked off the stage to prepare for the subsequent performance.

Crosstalk performances follow one after another, and the sixth crosstalk "Singing the Lyrics of Peace" by Zhang Yunlei and Yang Jiulang is about to end.

The next couple in the backstage lounge, Guo Qilin and Luan Dangdang, were also preparing to leave for the starting gate.

"Brother Luan, let's go, it's our turn to end." Guo Qilin glanced at the watch hanging on the wall of the backstage lounge and said with a smile.

Luan Dang scratched the back of his head, bit his teeth and said, "Good guy, this made you anxious. Why, I think you have had a problem with me for a long time, and you are just waiting for revenge this time, right?"

"Hahahahaha!"

All the comedians in the backstage lounge watched the excitement and chuckled, all of them were overjoyed.

Not for anything else, the main reason is that the show performed by Guo Qilin and Luan Dangdang is relatively unusual. It is usually called "The Big Trial Confession" or "The Great Trial Case", which is relatively old as a cross talk work.

The main content is actually the literal meaning of the grand trial of confessions, with the emphasis on lies.

There was a murder case in a yamen in a certain place, and the lord ordered his servants to solve the case within three days, but the yamen servant didn't want to investigate the case properly, but his mind was full of water, and he saw such an honest and troubled cross talk artist on the road.

He lied to him that the official was going to hold a birthday party for his birthday, and asked him to talk about cross talk, promising to pay more money. Afterwards, the cross talk actor had doubts in his heart.

But after all, a penny is hard to kill a hero, and the temptation of money is still too great. In addition, the yamen servants used various gags to deceive and bluff, and although the official knew it well, he was eager to close the case quickly, so he was very happy. Simply play dumb.

Under the combination of the two, many cases that could not be solved in the yamen were directly pinned on the cross talk artist, and finally became a scapegoat.

And in the cross talk show, it is to show the process of the artist being deceived by the yamen servants. Like the old cross talk artists in the past, they could not directly satirize the master on stage, so they used monkey tricks to satirize the people sitting behind the table.

So in this cross talk, the actor who plays the role of a cross talk artist is suffering very much. He has to start and kneel repeatedly for a long time. Waiting for cross talk is even worse.

Of course, since the first wave of the Seventh Team of the Deyun Society, Oreo, chocolate, marshmallow, Wangzai milk, beef jerky, and coffee powder were added to the water in the program "Spitting Lotus Flowers at the Mouth".

The victims of each team in "Spit out a lotus flower" have also turned from the start of the joke to the joke...

At this time, Guo Qilin, who had already stood up and walked out with Luan Dangdang, immediately denied what Luan Dangdang said:

"Hey Brother Luan, I really didn't think so! How could I really hit you with such a strong relationship between us, right? Don't worry, it's just pretending on stage."

"And I have to say that the somewhat silly and honest image in the show is relatively more suitable for Brother Luan and you than Brother Yan."

"Besides, brother Luan, you are the vice president. Do you dare to beat you up with Da Linzi's courage??? If it's impossible, you can go on the road with peace of mind!" Shen Changle also suppressed a smile and echoed.

"Let's go on the road with peace of mind. That's obviously called An Xin's introduction, okay? Are you sure you have studied in college???" Hou Zhen looked at Shen Changle with contemptuous eyes and said.

Luan Ruan turned back helplessly, and at this moment, seeing everyone behind him looking like he couldn't help but watch the show, he couldn't help being anxious, and couldn't help but get angry: "Go, go, go!!! Why are you following us? What are you doing, go back and make preparations for the performance later."

Vice President Luan's deterrence is still quite strong. The comedians who were happily watching the excitement shrugged, and immediately sat back in the backstage lounge honestly and seriously. What should they do? They kept watching Guo Qilin and Luan Dang He walked out of the backstage.

It wasn't until everyone pricked up their ears that the host began to announce the curtain, and after the warm applause sounded on the stage, everyone jumped up from their chairs in an instant, and gathered behind the curtain at the front desk, just in time to collide with Zhang Yunlei and Yang Jiulang who had just left the stage. is on.

"Damn it!!! What are you guys doing here woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ah, cover my mouth if you wash your hands.." He was also taken aback, but as soon as he opened his mouth to say a few words, Shen Changle covered his mouth and dragged him to a farther place.

Shen Changle let go of Zhang Yunlei's mouth, raised his index finger and gestured in a low voice: "Don't make your voice too loud, be careful that Luan can hear you, we are all here to watch the excitement."

"Chang Le, Hou Ge, Peng Ge, Yue Ge, Meng Meng, He Lun, you are all...to watch the fun???" road.

"Cut... It's because they are the ones that want to watch this excitement even more. You don't know how strict Luan Dangdang, as the vice president of the Deyun Club, is when he usually holds meetings with our captain, and he is always meticulous. taste."

"This group of talents are used to being suppressed by Luan Dangdang. It's rare to see Luan Dangdang doing this kind of work on stage, so I just watched the excitement and relieved my anger." Zhang Yunlei quickly reacted, and casually explained to his partner in a low voice arrive.

And Shen Changle, Hou Ge, Dayueyue, Xiaoyueyue, Shaoyunbing, Dirty Helun, and Meng Hetang who were on the side were all silent, as if they had acquiesced.

"Wow..." Chang Le, Brother Hou, Brother Peng, Brother Yue, you guys are... a little unkind. "The honest Yang Jiulang said a little speechlessly.

Shen Changle curled her lips and said, "Cut, we all look at it with a learning attitude. It has nothing to do with honesty or not."

"Yes, yes, Jiulang, Leizi, please go back, let's grow old."

"We will study for a while and then go back. Come on and disturb us. I haven't heard anything on the stage for 2 minutes." Shaoyunbing put his head on the stage and looked desperately at the stage.

Yang Jiulang looked back at his old partner Zhang Yunlei honestly and said, "Okay, Brother Lei, let's go back first..."

"Brother Lei? Brother Lei???"

Zhang Yunlei saw that the crosstalk performance on the stage had already started, and was about to enter the main show, so he coughed dryly and said, "This... I suddenly thought that I am not very familiar with this traditional work."

"I am in the attitude of learning, let's go after reading it first!!!"

Yang Jiulang: "......"

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At this time, the perspective returned to the stage, and Guo Qilin walked onto the stage first, similar to the opening of a sketch, and let the audience understand the origin of the story first while talking to himself.

Guo Qilin: "I'm not good at work, I'm uncomfortable on work, I have to go when it's windy, and I have to come when it's raining. Hey! Recently, there was a murder case in the local area. The master restricted me to get the murderer within three days. The deadline has expired, and there is not even a clue, so... this... What should I do? Hey! Yes, I am like this, and I will definitely be able to hand in the job. It is exactly: as long as the job is done, no one cares about others being wronged... ... Hey, here we come, is there anyone inside?"

Immediately afterwards, Luan Dangdang also played at the right time...

The overall rhythm of "The Great Trial and Confession" belongs to the narrative cross talk. The work itself is relatively warm, and there is no explosive baggage inside and outside the play, so it is actually performed in small theaters and large theaters. Time is not so easy to ring.

Relatively speaking, this section is more suitable for a radio broadcast, where a person rests quietly at home, splitting and chewing slowly.

And Guo Qilin and Luan Dangdang dared to choose this passage, naturally they have a lot of confidence in their cross talk skills, as well as their understanding and mastery of the book.

The whole work went smoothly and the rhythm was very good.

Halfway through the performance on the stage, it has entered the "court trial" in the yamen.

"It's coming, it's coming soon!"

Shen Changle and all the comedians looked out through the curtain in the background, all of them looking forward to it.

I saw Guo Qilin picked up the fan on the stage and spread it out. There was a word in his mouth: "Kneeling, kneeling, kneeling!!! How can I still cross the outside? I'll buy it myself, kneel straight for me! TMD!!!"

After finishing speaking, he directly raised his leg high, held it high and put it lightly, and rubbed firmly on the back of the kneeling Luan Dangdang. Luan Dangdang also quickly pretended to be kicked on the back and lying on the ground, causing The audience in the audience shouted in surprise.

Luan ran up and down a few times, stood up and looked helplessly over his shoulders and said, "Yes, this is you. I would never do this job with someone else."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Good good good good!!!"

"Beautiful job!!!"

Luan Dangdang just stood up and couldn't help moving his ears. The sound at the end was beautiful...why didn't it sound like it was coming from the auditorium, but rather... from behind? ? ?
After Luan Dangdang said a little burden, not to mention the laughter and friendship in the audience, even the comedians in the audience couldn't help but pick on Thumbs.

"I have to say, Brother Luan is really excellent in playing this character in this book." Shen Changle said in admiration.

"Really, a few small burdens are also very bright. The most important thing is the rhythm, size, and energy. A show that was not easy to perform at first, but now it is really performed at a super level." Hou Zhen also nodded. .

Laymen watch the excitement, while experts watch the doorway, saying they are watching Luan Dangdang being beaten, but they are all comedians, so who doesn't know how fake the scene is.

Just like when he kicked it up just now, people in the audience thought it was a real kick. In fact, Guo Qilin's legs didn't even touch Luan Dangdang's back when he looked closely.

Of course I know that I know...but it's still very enjoyable, so I'm very happy hahahahaha! ! !

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The sixth cross talk show was gradually advancing, and it was coming to an end soon. The backstage cross talk actors also slipped towards the backstage lounge after having fun.

But Shen Changle and Hou Zhen didn't leave, because after the performance of Guo Qilin and Luan Dangdang, it was their turn to have a cross talk.

"Where is someone coming!!!"

"Master rewards money, do you want to reward money?"

"Shoot!!!"

"Fuck!!!"

Not long after the last two lines were finished, Guo Qilin and Luan Dangdang walked off the stage with applause and bow.

Many audience members in the auditorium chatted casually:

"Don't say this cross talk is good, it's quite thoughtful. I'll have to listen to it again when I go back and look for online videos..."

"Well, I also think, not to mention that the yamen used to do this kind of thing for the sake of indicators, even now there are a lot of shitty things!!!"

"That's right! I've read the news before. He was obviously a good person who was wronged, but he was imprisoned for 16 years. He finally proved his innocence and paid 10,000+ yuan in compensation."

"Good guy, how many 16 years do you have in your life? If you pay 10,000+, you'll be fine???"

"News is news, but I came here to have fun. I think this cross talk is average..."

"I also think that there is not much burden, just Guo Qilin's kick was quite ruthless hahaha!"

Not long after, the host came out from the backstage and continued to report with a smile: "Okay, thank you for your wonderful performance. Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Drunk" performers Shen Changle and Hou Zhen!!!"

"Good good good good!!!"

"The male god is out!"

"It's very good. After a warm joke, it's finally a fun one!"

The host had just finished the curtain call, and the actors hadn't even appeared yet. Just hearing the names of Shen Changle and Hou Zhen, the audience seemed to be about to burst out laughing.

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen walked onto the stage one after the other and said with a smile: "Thank you! Thank you! Everyone applauds enthusiastically."

"En." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The pair of cross talk actors who performed just now are more interesting. They are called Guo Qilin and Luan Dangdang. They are a mix and match, but their performances are really good."

"Yes, especially that kick!" Hou Zhen smiled with a thumbs up.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Hou Zhen's voice was not loud, but after all, Luan Dangdang had just left the stage and hadn't walked too far, so he just heard it all over his ears, and he understood it immediately.

"Good guy! That beautiful voice is indeed called by TND's backstage!!!"

Shen Changle couldn't help laughing out loud, and joked, "You're really nice too, isn't it? That's easy! Make an appointment with the teacher another day, and let's do this one too. My legs are very strong!"

"Go, go, I won't come, I can't stand you kicking me in the face." Hou Zhen waved his hands and sternly refused.

Shen Changle said: "Hey, it's just a joke! It's not really kicking, it's all about playing and playing, I still want to explain it to everyone here, maybe some viewers just watched it and thought that which show we just played, beat people on stage, Kicking is inappropriate."

"Actually, you don't have to worry. This is all designed on stage, just like kissing in a play. If you get close and there is such a block, everyone will think it's a real kiss, but it's all fake."

"It's just like I lifted my leg to go to you just now, and lay down on the other side with my waist covered. In fact, I just rubbed my clothes a little bit. The actors are all measured, and it doesn't hurt at all."

Hou Zhen also echoed seriously: "Well, that is."

(End of this chapter)

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