Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 721
There is no way not to explain that it is true. Sometimes the gap between people is really bigger than the gap between humans and pigs, including the gap in thinking and thinking.

A few simple icons of the glory of the king are nothing to everyone. In the eyes of some people, this is a dirty picture that leads to bad children.

Ultraman Tiga is obviously an anime that believes in light and talks about positive energy. As a result, some parents think that Ultraman beats little monsters too much to promote violence.

For example, this time Guo Qilin and Luan Dangdang's "Great Trial and Confession", and Shen Changle's last performance of "Stealing the Axe", the former satirizes various problems of ancient officials, while the latter tells everyone through ridicule Stealing is bad in itself.

Originally, at the beginning, Shen Changle thought that such people only existed on the Internet, at least most of the audience who listened to the cross talk of Deyun Club were quite rational.

However, the embarrassing result is that a few days ago, Luan Dangdang of the Deyun Club informed the nine captains that the show "Stealing the Ax" was really reported by the audience and was not allowed to be performed. Even if it was performed, it could only be performed in a small area in a small theater. play, hey!It's awesome......

Shen Changle: "Of course, once I explain this to you, if you agree with it, we can come here often in the future. If you don't agree, there are so many entertainment methods outside, of course it's okay for you to change it. This is for you, the audience. freedom of."

"That is." Hou Zhen nodded.

"Wow…………"

Just as Hou Zhen handed out the words, there happened to be a small episode in the audience.

A mother with a child is sitting on the seat, and the child is watching the show in her arms, but it may be because there are too many people around, or it is uncomfortable to hold, so she can't help but groan After crying and shouting a few times, it immediately attracted the attention of many viewers to look back.

Shen Changle also stared at it at the moment, but continued without any confusion in his mouth: "It's normal, everyone has different hobbies, there are many people who like to listen to our cross talk, and some like this kid I don't like to hear it."

"It doesn't matter if you don't like to listen to this passage. Why don't you report the child to us and let's play "The Confession of the Great Trial"? The child's face is full of heaven and earth, and it looks like he has official luck and is suitable to play the official master."

"Hey!!! Good guy! How much you love this show." Hou Zhen reacted quickly and immediately followed up with this show.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and applauded, and the mother with the baby in her arms was even more overjoyed.

In just two sentences, it not only turned over what was said at the beginning, but also brought back the audience who were temporarily distracted by the crying.

There is no doubt that although Shen Changle does not have many cross talk performances today, his control of the rhythm on the stage, as well as the coordination of live hanging and Hou Zhen are still rising steadily.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "I love it so much, I will do this show if I don't make money!"

"That's your business." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "At the end of the day, the benevolent sees the benevolent and the wise sees wisdom. You say that those who like cross talk are very relieved, and some people think it is vulgar if they don't like it."

"Including eating, some people feel that there are still a lot of delicacies in this capital, such as roast duck, fried belly, Qianlong cabbage, etc., but some people don't think that this roast duck and fried belly are not considered dishes, and Qianlong cabbage is also Even if it’s just a cold dish, whatever you say is right, because his perspective and entry point are different.”

"For example, when the box-office hit love movie "Titanic" hit an iceberg, more than half of the people, including the hero Jack, died in order to save Ruth. What a tragedy, the end of the world."

"But you said that if you deal with live lobsters, crabs, and abalones that haven't been cooked in the kitchen, isn't that an absolute miracle of life, right?"

Hou Zhen sucked his teeth and Huazi was silent for a while and couldn't help complaining: "Your angle is really strange anyway..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the auditorium was overjoyed and clapped and booed.

Shen Changle chuckled and said: "For example, for example, two cross talk actors, Brother Hou and I, stood on the stage. They all have short hair like this. Mine is a little longer and everyone looks more comfortable."

"But you said let us both shave a peach like my godfather Guo Tao'er, or we just have a chrysanthemum hot like my master Yu Qian, everyone will see something wrong."

"That's for sure, your master is also Scorpion Baba, the only one in the cross talk business." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "My master's three major hobbies, smoking, drinking, and hair perm. Just about perm, I asked my master specifically before."

"Just like the cross talk actors in the past, when they came on stage, they basically had short hair or shaved their heads, and those who didn't get their hair done easily, and then moved forward a little bit. For example, in ancient times, it was even more important. .”

"That means everyone doesn't mess with their hair at all." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I can't say all of them. There are exceptions, such as monks. In the past, they said that they became monks. They saw through the world and shaved their heads. Three thousand threads of troubles were cut off."

"Normal ordinary people don't move. The old saying goes that the body, hair and skin are the parents. The hair is given by the parents. If you lose a hair, you will feel sorry for your parents."

"Oh." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued: "As a result, this thing was no longer available until the Qing Dynasty, and the Qing Dynasty shaved it all."

"Huh? Why is that???" Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle: "After the Ming Dynasty fell, didn't the Bannermen come in and rule by other races. From this aspect, I can tell you that you have to surrender first, so there was a saying in the early years of the Qing Dynasty, keep your head but not your hair, keep your hair but not Leave your head behind and have to change."

"The shape is changed to ours. The head is shaved and the braids are behind. If you keep your hair like ours, you can save your life. This is called obedience. Otherwise, you will be decapitated."

"Good guy is ruthless..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, in the past, there was only this one on the top of the head shaving pick. One leg was turned up, and it was hung on it as a flagpole. There was such a piece of imperial decree on it, keep the head but not the hair, keep the hair."

"Everyone who has seen Mr. Jin Yong's "The Deer and Ding Ji" or Mr. Zhou Xingchi's "Movie Version" should know that the slogan added by the protagonist called Tiandihui is to fight against Qing Dynasty and restore Ming Dynasty. Another characteristic of people is that they cut their braids.”

"Everyone has a bald head and a big braid at the back. You alone cut off the braid. Didn't the officers and soldiers just want to kill you when they saw it? This is equivalent to cutting off all your escape routes, just to follow The Qing Dynasty was desperate."

"That's what happened." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "You have to study bit by bit. The same is true for actors on stage. It's just to find what kind of hairstyle suits you best. Don't mess around. We've seen it before. For example, you have a long face."

"What's wrong with the long face??" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "If you have such a long face, don't keep your head back. It's very unattractive! The forehead is three inches, the chin is two inches, and the back is big. If you put it on your back, this face must be half a foot. If you look at it from a distance, Like a cactus."

"Good guy!!!" Hou Zhen said.

The audience in the audience applauded and laughed lightly.

Shen Changle said: "There is also that little round face, bun face, I have a neighbor, a little girl's face is like this, it's a bit bigger than a tomato."

"Isn't this a bit too small?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "But it's not a big problem, she has a way with a small face, that's to burn that kind of afro head, the afro head is still that kind of big bang, the head is very small, with such a thing on the outside, it's like carrying a pile of hair on her shoulders." Like iron shavings."

"Good guy..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Also, when those of us born in the [-]s were young, there was something called non-mainstream, something like burying a loved one's family, crazy blood, young dragon, じ☆╄→I squatted in the corner, 叚Pretending not to be alone. ☆じ, 噈匴, don’t lie to me, I still feel sorry for you.”

"Besides, there are generally knee-length bangs on the head that seem to be able to block arrows. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple are all dyed. In this regard, our funeral family, the captain of the eighth team of Deyun, Lei Shao He has a special right to speak, and some old audiences of the Deyun Club must have an impression."

"With the artist's pigtails, papa-colored, and the yellow curly hair, stacked on the head to compete with the yellow-haired alpaca, it's so beautiful!!!" Shen Changle smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed accordingly.

"Everyone has their youth, it's normal." Hou Zhen said with a smile.

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "No, no, to be precise, we all had a young age, but you didn't. When you were born, you looked over fifty."

"Bastard!!! Nothing!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "In addition to this, I sometimes see people in their 50s and [-]s losing their hair and going bald!"

"Oh, there are a lot of these now." Hou Zhen said

Shen Changle said: "That's right, this thing is like this. When you have a lot of the same thing, it's really just toss and squander it casually, and cherish it when it becomes less."

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Some of the bald ones are those who have less hair. I cherish it very much. I give myself a name for each hair. After getting up every day, I wash my hair, maintain it, and say hello while playing with it."

"Good morning Tom! Good morning Jack! Good morning Jack! Good morning Tom! Good morning Tom..." Shen Changle stretched his hands above his head, as if he was holding a hair with one hand, and greeted each other.

"Good guy... No wonder you can get a name, there are only two hairs in half a day! Isn't this a whole cricket???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Pfft... crickets."

"Wow, I feel like I'm offended, I also named my own hair woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The audience burst into laughter, and everyone leaned forward and back together with joy.

Shen Changle said: "Actually, when I first cooperated with Mr. Hou, Mr. Hou didn't pay much attention to hair."

"I used to love to go there. I often followed my master to hair salons and shampoo rooms. It took me a long time to go there. How happy is it to come back!!!"

"No!!! Don't talk nonsense, the one we went to is called a hairdressing salon!" Hou Zhen quickly waved his hands in defense.

Shen Changle suddenly understood and said, "Oh, this is... The taste has improved again, right? It's not easy for everyone to associate this name with something."

"Which aspect..." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "It's a big hobby to burn your head. I think it's okay, but I don't really agree with smoking. It's not good for your health. I still feel sorry for my master."

"That's for sure, Master." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Also, Mr. Hou actually smokes. When this thing is smoked, first of all, it will affect all aspects of the respiratory tract, chronic bronchitis, lung damage, and throat, especially for those who eat a lot like us. Comedians, logically speaking, should pay more attention."

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "You seem to go to which daily shampoo parlor..."

"What the hell is a daily shampoo parlor? That's called a hairdressing parlor. Once you say that, your master will have to go to the police station to learn how to play the piano." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Hey, I don't understand these things. Anyway, let's go to the beauty... hairdressing salon and spend some money to clean yourself up. You are very handsome. You are beautiful in your heart and energetic in your appearance."

"You said it's not good to get a cigarette and chatter here, right?"

"Indeed." Hou Zhen echoed.

Shen Changle said: "However, I have to say that there are quite a few people in the quyi circle who love this kind of snuff. Back then, the old gentlemen in the opera troupe, when they talked about cross talk, they smelled this snuff."

"It's rare now, but usually when we watch TV dramas and meet that bully, local rich man, what kind of local ruffian is that, sometimes we can still see the snuff bottle he's holding, and it's very comfortable to sneeze with it.

"There is a business called Tianhui Zhai in Dashilan, the front gate of Kyoto. The snuff there is the best. In the past, the old gentlemen of the theatrical troupe often went there to buy it."

"Oh." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There is really that one who is addicted to cigarettes, puts his head on the counter as soon as he enters the door, please excuse me! Put a catty in his nose and eyes!"

"Good guy!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Later we went to Wudu to perform. My master bought that big bamboo tube called hookah. Fill it with water and sip it... gurgling... . It still doesn’t feel good to say it.”

"Finally, after Gulu Gulu finished smoking and thought about it, I simply pulled out the tube, tons, tons, tons..."

"Good guy! He drank it directly???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)