Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 723 Drinking
Hou Zhen laughed and said, "If you want to go to the bar, there's still time anyway."

"The happy time flies by, and it's time to say goodbye again! Goodbye everyone!!!" Shen Changle's eyes lit up, and he bowed and was about to run off the stage.

"You... come back!!! You are not in such a hurry as the performance is not over yet." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Just kidding, there are also men and women in the bar, can the men chat?"

"Of course it can." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Isn't that enough? That's right, don't think so dirty..."

"That's right, then you can talk to the man." Hou Zhen said with a bad smile.

Shen Changle: "Then I'll go chat with the man...then I'll be in vain!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woooooooo..." The audience laughed and booed.

Shen Changle said: "Like Mr. Hou, it's not like he doesn't talk to men, you don't care if he's in his [-]s, [-]s, or [-]s, right? The old man and the old man should talk too."

"Normally they are not so old." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's what I mean. I often see Teacher Hou and the others. They are all men drinking."

"If you have ten, I will have ten, if you have twenty, I will have twenty, if you have thirty, I will have fifty bottles."

"The more you drink, the more you drink." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Talking about Mr. Hou talking, my surname is Hou, and the cross talker is Hou Zhen, what's your surname?"

Shen Changle turned to distinguish the two characters and said: "My dear, what a coincidence, my surname is also Hou!"

"Ah? It's still the same surname!" Hou Zhen said in surprise.

Shen Changle continued to play two roles and said: "That's great, it's a family 500 years ago, I'm from Kyoto, how about you?"

"Hey, coincidentally, I'm also from Kyoto, come and drink."

"Oh, that's great, that's great, does this live far away?"

"It's not far from the overpass."

"Oh, what a coincidence, I also live in Tianqiao to drink!"

"A waiter next to the conversation between these two people watched, um, Hou Zhen and his father drank too much again."

Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "My daddy, my dad? I said that after chatting for a long time, the closer we live, the closer we live."

Shen Changle said: "Actually, I don't think it's necessary. Mr. Hou, I know that there is no way to know how to drink. It's easy to drink too much, especially if you drink too much, you will be ugly."

"Hey, I really drank too much, it's like this." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I'm very afraid of him drinking, especially when I'm around, if he drinks too much, I must send her home, don't worry."

"That time we went to Jindu in the winter, I remember going out to drink at that time, at that time I just drank too much, let's send her home, I asked her to drink more, I can't open my eyes, I still want to drink. "

"That's not rational anymore." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle frowned and said, "Oh, hold on, do you know which house? Oh, Building No. 12, we're here."

"Here, Mr. Hou was dragged home by me. When he saw me, he said it was all right. He had to introduce his family to us."

"Look at my living room! The kitchen is here, and the toilet is here. It's obvious. After a while, I'll go to the bedroom... This is the wardrobe, the bed, and I sleep on the bed. My wife! The man holding her... It's me! !!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Whoa, whoa,"

The audience laughed.

"Go!!! I haven't heard of it." Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle smiled: "Not now, but mainly back then"

"It's back then, and I can't do this in any year!!!" Hou Zhen still said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as the bedroom lights come on, my sister-in-law and the man got up, Happy April Fool's Day!!!"

"Good guy treats me like a fool." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou is really good at drinking. In fact, drinking is an entertainment. You just have to be hooked. You can't drink for so long by yourself. You need to have drinking friends."

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Ms. Hou's drinking friends are my master Yu Qian and Xiao Yueyue's partner Fatty Sun. But when these three get together, there is one problem that cannot be solved."

"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Pay attention to the important question, who pays the bill? They don't even pay the bill. Let me give you an example. Usually, my master asks people to treat guests at home. Let's drink tea at home. Everyone will come as soon as they hear it. "

"In my master Yu Qian's house, the tea sea double bed is so big! The big purple sand teapot, all kinds of cups, what kind of tea pets, scented cups are all here. Everyone is sitting, the master opens a tin foil bag, takes Out of the high broken..."

"Hey, wait a minute...the tin foil inside the jar is made of tea sea and purple sand pot, so you're going to drink this Gao Sui at the end???" Hou Zhen interrupted.

Shen Changle said: "I just like to drink this, the three of you drink this, in fact, it's just to consume, to waste time, thinking that you should go home for dinner after drinking."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes, your master is stingy."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "But the two of you came here just for the meal, and you came here for the meal. The tea is almost finished and the three of you are empty. In the end, there is no way you don't spend money, and I don't. It costs money, and it’s good to drink, so I can only consider going to restaurants.”

"Why are you loafing at the restaurant?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "Just the three of you, you are very capable. Anyway, no matter which small restaurant you just open the door, you can see that there are a lot of people eating in this room. Let's see which table is easy to choose."

"My master Yu Qiantou came over first, first apologize to everyone at the dinner table, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I don't say anything, I'm fined a drink for being late."

"Hey! That's fine too." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Fatty is following behind, that... I'll punish you with a bowl of fried noodles!"

"I've never heard of the punishment of noodles with fried sauce." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "After eating and drinking enough, the three of them left, and the rest of the people at this table are stupid, holding bowls and cursing the street."

"You deserve it for the immoral thing you do," Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Just like this, a big joke happened once."

"Oh what's wrong?"

Shen Changle said: "These three people, this trip to the street is full of food and drink, and they have eaten too much to support themselves, and they are drunk and walking around blindly, walking along Chang'an Avenue from east to west to the cremation near Babaoshan. factory."

"It turned out to be embarrassing to come here. I was in a hurry, and I caught up with eating too much. I even ate and drank cold beer. I chatted and drank the wind, and my stomach was grumbling."

"That's convenient."

Shen Changle said: "Convenience is convenience, but think about it, how can it be so easy to find this public toilet?

"This place is hard to find." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle spread his hands and said helplessly: "These three famous cross-talk actors have nothing to do in the end. Come on, let's find a dark corner. It's always convenient for people with three levels. The three of them are all squatting there."

"En." Hou Zhen said

Shen Changle said: "Fatty Sun is the fastest. After untying his hands, he stood up and was about to leave. Master Yu Qian who was beside him stopped him."

"Hey...why don't you wipe it?"

"Hey... I forgot to take off my pants when I was pulling."

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "Two procedures have to be saved directly."

Shen Changle said: "Fatty Sun tied up his trouser legs and went home. There are two old artists left, one on this side, and the other on this side. Their faces are very ugly."

"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "A few people came out in a hurry, and they didn't bring any paper."

"Good guy, this barren mountain is going to die." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "If you don't talk about the critical moment, my master is still smart. He took off his pants first, then took off his underwear, and wiped it with his underwear."

"Anyway, it's settled." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "But my master can, but Mr. Hou can't bear it... Mr. Hou has a quirk that he likes to put on neutral gear, and usually doesn't wear it at all."

"It's comfortable like this." Hou Zhen also smiled.

Shen Changle said: "If you don't have underwear, then you can't look for it again... Hey, I found something now. I just said that the three of them are on Babao Mountain. There is a wreath not far away. Mr. Hou As soon as I saw it, my eyes lit up, and I took a few elegiac couplets and wiped them, and after the wipes, the two of you went home and went to bed."

"That's right." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "As a result, this matter became interesting on the second day. After going upstairs and downstairs, the daughter-in-law of these two people met at the gate of the building."

"As soon as my teacher and wife met, she said anxiously, oh, it's bad, my husband may have an affair outside, and the good guy is gone when he comes home!"

"Good guy." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as I finished speaking, Mr. Hou's wife next to me spoke. Yesterday Hou Zhen came back with pants... But, there is a note on his butt that says, Immortal."

"I'll go to you." Hou Zhen pushed Shen Changle and said with a smile.

　I'm really sorry to disturb everyone's normal reading, so I deliberately added a chapter of nearly [-] words to finish the last point of cross talk.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)