Chapter 722 Smoke

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Enjoy it! Enjoy it!"

"Good guy, if you do this every day, you'll get lung cancer sooner or later." Hou Zhen shook his head.

Shen Changle said: "Besides, I also buy tobacco leaves by myself, roll them myself, and smoke after rolling. People used to call it rolling cannon."

"Yes, there is Hanyan." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, it's called this. Now when people talk about rolling their own cigarettes, dry tobacco seems to be quite loud, but in fact, this thing is no different from a foreign cigar that costs thousands or tens of thousands."

"Oh? How did you say that?" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "Speaking of this, you must first understand how this thing was promoted. This matter can be traced back to the foreign navigator and colonist Columbus."

"He first came to the island of Cuba. Didn't he mistakenly think that he came to India, so he called the people here "Indians". He sent two sailors to the island to check, and he met a group of indigenous people smoking a food made from burning leaves. It is made like a musket, and when it is smoked, a kind of gray-white smoke with aroma comes out."

"This is a kind of religious ceremony in the local area. They were very curious at the time and asked what these indigenous people were smoking. However, there may be errors in the translation. These Indians thought they were asking what they were doing, so they replied: "sikar"."

"In the ancient Mayan language, this word means smoking, but there is no such word in English, so they came up with a new word called "cigar", which is the source of the English name of cigars."

"So tell me what's the difference between it and dry tobacco, right? To put it bluntly, at most people use palm leaves or plantain leaves to wrap it, but we use paper to wrap it here. In fact, it is a myth that foreign countries hold this thing up. and then sell it to those rich locals in our country who are after foreign gadgets."

"Oh, there is such an origin." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle said: "Yeah, so if you know how to spend so much money on cigars, it's better to just buy some good tobacco leaves and dry them, roll them yourself and smoke them, and the price is relatively affordable. I see that my master is like this, and he not only smokes, but also cigars. Add red wine, sugar, tangerine peel, sweet-scented osmanthus and so on to it, and it is said to be fragrant like this."

"That's a change of taste, sprinkling spices." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Because I don't smoke, I don't know how to make it better. I saw my master smoked happily and asked, Master, can you add anything you want?"

"No problem. Do you like DIY? Add whatever you like."

"That's the case." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle stroked his chin and thought, "You can add whatever you want... I saw that my master had finished speaking and went out, so I also picked up a roll of tobacco leaves and added some Wang Zhi and stinky fermented bean curd..."

"Ah??? Isn't there stinky fermented bean curd here???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle said contemptuously: "It's not that you are also from the old capital, don't you know??? Wang Zhihe's stinky fermented bean curd, put a chopstick full of it on the freshly fried steamed buns, stir it evenly and eat it, don't you like it?" ???"

"Love, I eat this way, but I've never heard of putting tobacco leaves in it..." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "That's because you don't know much about it. I'm creating a trend, Wang Zhihe stinky tofu curd! Let's add some canned herring fish soup, squeezed durian juice, sour bamboo shoots with snail powder, and some blue cheese. In the end, I wrapped it in paper and put it back to its original place, and kept it to honor my master!!!”

"Your master has an apprentice like you... It's a bad luck for eight lifetimes." Hou Zhen said with a look of disgust.

Shen Changle said: "I've finished this DIY. When my master comes back, I will smoke it, ho! Good guy! I have to cover my nose with the smell in my mouth, it's like going to a septic tank for 80 years. , will soon stink into Feixian!!!"

"I used to listen to Yuhua Dengxian, why are you so disgusting as a flying fairy?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Hey, it's done well anyway, besides these two, my master has one last hobby, drinking!"

"That's more clear." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There are a lot of white wine, beer, rice wine, wine, and exotic wine from abroad."

"In addition to these, there are also many colored wines in China for more than ten years, but they are not blended like foreign ones. They are added with additives, such as hawthorn wine, lemon wine, blueberry wine, perry wine, etc. Usually It’s three essences plus one water.”

"Three essences and one water???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said one by one with his fingers in the depths: "Three essences, alcohol, saccharin, color essence, one water is white water, it is an ordinary glass of wine, add some hawthorn saccharin, add some red color essence, it will directly become hawthorn flavor, you Think about it, can you drink too much of this thing?"

"That's almost." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle said: "But now there are fewer of them, the state has tightened the control, and the production has become more standardized. Now most of the people drink liquor and beer."

"Speaking of drinking beer, brother Hou, how's your drinking capacity???"

"It's average, anyway, seven or eight bottles is no problem." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle said: "Seven or eight bottles are not bad??? That's a lot, isn't it enough to drink?"

"It's okay, two more trips is the most." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It is reasonable to say that if you talk about summer, a barbecue stand, such a pile of meat, peanuts, and edamame, paired with two bottles of cold beer would be good, very comfortable and relaxing, but you say... going to a bar to drink is not good. What is it for?"

"I'm not familiar with this, anyway, it's just... enjoyable!!!" Hou Zhen thought for a while.

Shen Changle said: "Enjoy it? Why are you drinking it in a bar???"

"Hey... Anyway, you can try this thing with me and you will know." Hou Zhen said with a somewhat ambiguous expression.

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

Many girls in the audience followed suit.

Shen Changle also opened his mouth when he heard the crowd booing: "Oh...then you brought these audiences to drink too???"

"These are drinking buddies." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Then I also heard that not only people I know, but also people I don't know, just met...you can also drink, chat and play together, right?"

"Yes." Hou Zhen
Shen Changle said: "Then if it's a bar now... there's a girl sitting opposite me... can I chat with people directly?"

"Of course." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "Hey, tell me... How many times will the doors be closed there?"

 In the next chapter, we will take the anti-theft as the top priority. We have to deal with some temporary matters at home, which took a lot of time.

  
 
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