Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 737 "I want to jump over"
Shen Changle said in surprise: "Manchuria is in the red flag button Hulu style, the foreman of the minister of military aircraft, the minister of the guard, the first-class loyal minister, and Emperor Qianlong are not only monarchs but also in-laws!!!"

"It's really too prestigious." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Good guy, this is the real one who is under one person and above ten thousand people. I looked at the maids, talented women, and guards beside me, and I was still wondering. Why do I have to say a few words when I am so excited?"

"Of course, I've been a master." Hou Zhen echoed.

Shen Changle nodded, coughed triumphantly, and then said in a tone of voice: "Which... I just came here today. This is the first time I am a master. I may still be a little unfamiliar. It doesn't matter. Let's get used to it slowly."

"Can they understand what you're saying?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

The audience booed and applauded, with smiles on their lips. Even many fans of other comedians who heard Shen Changle's cross talk for the first time were all fascinated by Shen Changle's moistening things and silently brought them into the story.

Shen Changle on the stage said proudly: "Hey love, don't you understand, so who... Is the food ready? Is it possible to eat?"

"It's master! The rice is already served, who will feed you today?"

"Hey! Do you need someone to feed you???" Hou Zhen said in surprise.

Shen Changle said: "Then what do you think? Have you never watched the TV series "Prime Minister Liu Luoguo"? You can wink at something you want to eat, for example, the prawns, the maid will peel off the skin for you with hands like spring onions. Put the ingredients into your mouth, and the crab will put all the clean meat and crab roe on the spoon, just open your mouth and wait to eat."

"My god..." Hou Zhen sighed.

Shen Changle said: "Don't be busy while feeding, it's a social practice to take pictures and post them on Moments before eating!"

"Hi... How can I have a mobile phone to take pictures of you?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It doesn't matter if you understand it or not. Anyway, in a word, as long as you serve me well, I will definitely not treat you badly. Lord Qianlong loves me the most."

"That is." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said in a female voice: "Master... why are you confused again, Lord Qianlong... has passed away!"

"Ah??? Qianlong died???" Hou Zhen was surprised.

Shen Changle said with a confused face: "It wasn't Qianlong's death...... When did this happen? What day is it today?"

"Master, Lord Qianlong left on the third day of the first lunar month, today is the eighteenth day of the first lunar month."

"Good guy..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle explained in a dazed way: "I've seen history... the eighteenth day of the first lunar month is the day when He Shen passed away. His son sent me a white rope directly, and asked me to strangle myself to death."

"Well, Bai Ling, it happened to be Heshen's last day, so you are really unlucky..." Hou Zhen said with a smile.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed.

Shen Changle said: "I was still thinking about this in my mind, and I saw a group of young eunuchs not far away, and the first eunuch was dragging a tray in his hand, and inside was the white silk."

"Yes, yes, yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said in a high-pitched voice: "My lord, the emperor ordered you to ascend to heaven today!"

"Hey! It sounds like I have stayed in the palace seriously." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle ignored the low smiles of Hou Zhen and the audience and said, "Holding this white silk in my hand, I am full of thoughts and tears are streaming down my face. But before I die, I must have my own dignity."

"Dignity..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle raised one hand high with grief and indignation and shouted: "Down with the stupid Japanese imperialism!!! Long live the Chinese people!!!"

"What!!! You two things don't go hand in hand at all!!!" Hou Zhen pushed Shen Changle and said speechlessly.

Shen Changle was a little dazed and said, "Is it different? I always yell that when I watch heroes die in TV dramas."

"He is a hero, but you are a corrupt official." Hou Zhen waved his hand.

Shen Changle said: "There is no way to accept fate, history cannot be reversed, but before you die, can you meet my little request?"

"Is there still a request?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There must be requirements. If I want to achieve this position, I am an extremely human minister, so after I die, I must be buried in my honor.
"That's what it should be." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle said: "That's why...my coffin needs to be top-equipped - with a sunroof, leather seats, automatic transmission, a big back seat, and one hundred and eight beautiful girls!"

"Good guy, you can't fit in this car, no one can understand this at all." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "These eunuchs are also stupid, huh... What do you mean?"

"That's right." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I told you to think about it slowly, I move around, and the little eunuchs also know that I will definitely not be able to escape, so they don't care about me."

"If you can't run, you have to try!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That's what I thought, but how do I get out? I was struck by lightning when I came here, and now there is no thunder in the broad daylight."

Hou Zhen said: "That's over, I can't go back."

Shen Changle said: "I went out and ran around the garden, but I didn't pay attention when I ran. The garden has a wall. Unintentionally, boom!!!"

"I hit the wall." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "When I hit the wall, I felt a white light flashing in front of my eyes, and I heard the sound of a train moving by my ears, kucha kucha kucha kucha kucha...

"Good guy, how many people have followed through time travel." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The train is filthy.........Kucha Kucha Kucha..."

"Okay, okay, no need to imitate." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Slowly opened my eyes and I took a look at this person. I had two beards, and I was leaning on a very gorgeous sword inlaid with gold and silver. I was wearing a military uniform, and I was wearing a generalissimo's hat..."

"Oh... It seems that this person will be an officer after time travel!" Hou Zhen said in surprise.

Shen Changle said in the dialect of the three eastern provinces: "Oh...hey...why do I wear clothes like this?

In the backstage lounge, Song Xiaobao's eyes lit up and said, "This dialect is authentic."

Xiao Shenyang also nodded and said: "Well, it is indeed authentic. By the way, Xiaobao, who do you think this person is this time?"

"Hey, on the train, officer, who else is this besides Zhang Zuolin? Shenyang, why don't you have some snacks!" Song Xiaobao patted Xiao Shenyang's arm and laughed.

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"The dialect of the three eastern provinces???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle also said: "It's true, the words of the three provinces in the Northeast are spoken with one mouth. Besides, there are many soldiers standing in front of me, waiting for me on the train."

"Which...... come here! Who am I???"

"It really needs to be asked." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as I said this, an officer came from a distance and saluted and said: Report to the commander, you are Zhang Zuolin!"

"Hey! Zhang Zuolin???" Hou Zhen said in surprise.

Shen Changle said: "My good guy, Zhang Zuolin, is nothing compared to He Shenci. The Fengtian Warlord, the Tour Envoy of the Three Eastern Provinces, and the leader of the Beiyang Army's Feng Faction are the serious King of the Northeast!!!"

"That's right." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle spoke the dialect of the three provinces in the east and said in surprise: "Oh my god, this... all three provinces are mine???"

"Isn't that all yours?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Hey, that's great, I'll test you, young man, where are we now?"

"Ask." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle lowered his head and pretended to be a military officer and said solemnly: "Report to the commander, we have arrived at Huanggutun...Boom!!!

"Oh... what a coincidence!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly, frowning.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Damn it, it's so miserable, I died as soon as I crossed over, hahaha!"

"It's really too short for 10 minutes!"

"This luck hahaha, ouch, I laughed so hard!"

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with joy, laughing so much that their snot bubbles almost came out.

On the stage, Shen Changle waited for a while for the laughter to pass before continuing to explain: "As you can see from history, Marshal Zhang took the train home... As soon as he arrived in Huanggutun, he was surrounded by a group of people who lived a good life. The cub was killed by a landmine.”

"Good guy, he died after not being enough for 1 minute." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "At the last second when I was killed by the bombing, I still shouted, "Down with the stupid Japanese imperialism!!! Long live the Chinese people!!!"

"It's right to shout this time." Hou Zhen also said with a smile.

Shen Changle said: "There is a vast expanse of whiteness in front of me. I know that I am going to time travel again, and I quickly started to make a wish in my heart. I just want to fulfill my dream of being a hero in this wasted life. I beg God to let me time travel back to ancient times... ... Kucha!!!"

"Did it work this time???" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle pretended to look at him in surprise and said, "Hey! It's really done. I'm wearing bright silver armor, riding a tall horse, holding a gun, and flying the battle flag beside me. Thousands of people are my soldiers. ah."

"Hey...that's not bad." Hou Zhen said with a smile.

Shen Changle said: "Of course, I turned around and asked my lieutenant where this is?"

"Ask again." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle cupped his fists and said respectfully: "General Qi, this is Dongling Pass, and you are Bian Xi, the guard of Dongling Pass."

"Oh Donglingguan Bianxi...then what are we doing now???"

"General, we are here to kill the traitor."

"Huh??? The traitor general is fighting???" Hou Zhen asked doubtfully.

Shen Changle said: "I was also wondering, but the enemy general on the opposite side came out, with a long maroon face and five long beards, holding a Qinglong Yanyue knife in his hand, and riding a red rabbit horse Kua Kua Kua came over .”

"Oh, this is???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Yibo Yuntian is unparalleled in loyalty, beautiful bearded public Guan Yu Guan Yunchang!!!"

"My god, did you meet Guan Gong?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, this is my idol. I was just thinking about how to say a few words to Guan Gong. Now he is in front of me. I saw that Qinglong Yanyue Saber purple slightly blue wow wow, the sun shines brightly Qiantiao, lift it up with a bang....Ka the head falls to the ground...Kucha!!!"

"Hey...you were slaughtered right away???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst out laughing, each and every one of them burst out laughing.

Shen Changle said: "Kucha...... I opened my eyes again and arrived at Luoyang City, still wearing armor and holding a weapon in my hand, but this time there is a general standing beside me."

"Then ask." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Excuse me, are you..."

"Oh, my name is Meng Tan, your name is Han Fu."

"Han Fu, Meng Tan..." Hou Zhen muttered.

Shen Changle said, "Hey, what are we doing now?"

"Dude, are you confused? Let's wait for Guan Gong here!!!"

"Ah, why is it still Guan Gong???" Hou Zhen was surprised.

Shen Changle said: "Just as I was talking, the enemy general from a distance is coming again! He has a long maroon face with five long beards, holds a Qinglong Yanyue knife in his hand, and rides a red rabbit horse to boast... 咔！！！ The head fell to the ground again!!!”

"Hey... die again." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle roared angrily: "I want to travel again!!! Kucha... Hey, I'm Meng Tan!!!"

"I looked up and saw that the head next to me had already gone down, hey, you have the guts to kill me again!!!"

"As soon as Guan Gong heard this, he was fine. He threw a big windmill with the Qinglong Yanyue knife in his hand. The light of the knife flashed, and it slashed at me...Kah!!!"

"Good fellow, if what you say doesn't offend you, who are you offending?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There was a flash of white light, and now I'm at Sishui Pass again. The guard of Sishui Pass is called Kong Xiu! The enemy on the other side has a red face holding Qinglong Yanyue Saber!!!"

"Guan Gong is here again!" Hou Zhen couldn't bear to cover his eyes.

Shen Changle said: "Good guy passed five trials and killed six generals... Including this, I have already occupied four places..."

"Looking at the other side urging me to come forward, I said: Sir, can we discuss something???"

"Fuck you!!! Crack!!!"

"It's still not discussed." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle roared angrily: "I don't want to be a soldier, I want to be Guan Gong! I want to be Guan! I want to be Guan! Say important things three times!!!"

"This is really dazed." Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "Kucha!!! Hey, the white light flashed and I looked at me again. I became Guan Gong, with a long maroon face and five long beards, holding a Qinglong Yanyue knife in his hand, riding a red rabbit horse and neighing hard, oops I was so happy, but I looked up and saw the city gate not far away—Mai City!!!”

"Hey!!! Defeating Maicheng... It's not okay if you don't go to the right place." Hou Zhen shook his head.

Shen Changle said: "What should I do? Let's run! As I ran, I saw a big pit not far away. I know it. This Guan Gong is unlucky to be in this big pit."

"You said that if I can pass through, can this history be rewritten?"

"Hey, you really dare to think about it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I mustered up the courage in my heart, and I slapped the horse three times in a row. The red rabbit horse is also very powerful, and it just jumped forward!!!"

"Passed???" Hou Zhen asked expectantly.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Boom, I just fell into the pit."

(End of this chapter)