Chapter 738 I want to jump up and down

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience leaned forward and laughed so much that they couldn't stop laughing.

In the backstage lounge, Jia Ling laughed so hard that tears almost came out: "Oh my God, it's really too miserable!"

"Being passed five stages by Guan Gong and beheading six generals, and then transmigrated into Guan Gong and arrived in Maicheng!!! Hahaha, I am really happy." Song Xiaobao rolled back and forth on the sofa happily.

In the lounge of Happy Youtiao, Hao Jian applauded and praised: "It's really strong, how did you make up this package, it's so excellent."

"Strength, typhoon, and rhythm control are all among the best. Originally, I thought that after studying the book for so long in the first episode, we would be able to have a king bomb..." Ellen shook her head helplessly.

………………

On the stage, Hou Zhen also opened his mouth to praise: "Well, after all, I can't hide from it."

Shen Changle stamped his feet and beat his chest and said, "I fell into the pit with a knife in my hand and looked up to the sky and sighed. I don't have to wait for my head to be beheaded. I'll take care of myself first and hurry through!"

"That's true." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "But the solution is the solution. Before I die, I have to think about where to go next. This general is no good, and this dream of a hero cannot be realized."

"But since I can do whatever I want now, why can't I be a hero in martial arts novels? Isn't the great hero who serves the country and the people a great hero???"

Hou Zhen nodded and agreed: "Hey, this one is really true, and if you have kung fu, it's not easy to die."

Shen Changle said: "The long hair is fluttering and the white clothes are like snow, and they come and go like flying. How good a hero is, I will succeed...Kucha!!!"

"It's worn again, where did it go?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle looked around and said, "A desert."

"Oh???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle looked at his body and said in surprise: "Hey, go to this stop, oops! I feel right in this state!!!"

"Really???" Hou Zhen said

Shen Changle said: "Just like in the TV series, wearing a red dress with a belt, when the breeze blows, the belt will follow.

"The red dress is fluttering, so chic and unrestrained!"

Shen Changle said: "The same is true on the head, and the hair is also floating. He is very handsome. He holds an embroidery needle in this hand, and a martial arts cheat book in this hand. I carefully read the content on the first page: If you want to practice this skill, you must first come from the palace—this is the fucking "Sunflower Treasure"!!!"

"Hi! It took a long time to become Dongfang Unbeaten." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience also applauded and booed.

Shen Changle covered her face and said, "Oh, I'm so unlucky, when is this a stop!"

"You can't say that, except for the shortcomings, this is really a hero." Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle spread out his hands and said, "No, you want this martial arts cheat book for you."

"Thank you, but I'm afraid of pain..." Hou Zhen refused.

Shen Changle said: "But think about it again, don't say that I have never been a woman before."

"Oh? Why do you still want to try?" Hou Zhen asked in surprise.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "That's right! You said it's really good to become a beautiful woman, isn't it?"

"It's not bad if it's really a beautiful woman." Hou Zhen nodded in agreement.

Shen Changle said: "Isn't it, it doesn't matter whether it's the emperor's concubine or someone's wife, it's not bad that there is always a man who will pamper me and love me, and I can find more spare tires!"

"Oh... your heart is really bad anyway." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "I want to time travel to become a beautiful woman! A beautiful woman who can overwhelm the country and the city, let's go! Kucha!!!"

"How???" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle squinted his eyes and described: "Well...a dim yellow mirror appeared in front of me.
"The dim mirror is ancient times." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, my face looks so good in the mirror!!! It's hooked and lost, the brows are black, the autumn water is cut, and the corners of the eyebrows and eyes are full of styles!!!"

"Hey, tell me." Hou Zhen also smiled.

Shen Changle said: "Looking at the powder on the dressing table, take the powder puff and apply some more powder on yourself to make it whiter."

"I'm still putting on makeup." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Take another sip of the lipstick paper, and you are watching after you wipe off the lipstick, oh! The curtains at home were suddenly lifted open."

"Hey, who is this?" Hou Zhen hurriedly said.

Shen Changle said: "A big man came in, holding a bloody sharp knife in his hand, sister-in-law, Wu Song has something to say!!!"

"Hey Pan Jinlian, this is!!! Good guy, this is about revenge!" Hou Zhen explained.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience was caught off guard, and burst out laughing again.

Shen Changle said helplessly: "Oh, my life is too miserable!"

"Oh yes, hurry up and think of something else." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The knife came to the tip of my heart, and I immediately hugged his hand, Wu Song!"

"What's the matter?" Hou Zhen said immediately.

Shen Changle said: "I still have one wish before I die."

Hou Zhen: "Tell me."

Shen Changle said: "I have already become a woman, I want to time travel again, I must be a woman with power, I will be successful!!!"

"Leaving again." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "When I open my eyes again, I'm in Daqing again."

"It's the Qing Dynasty again???"

Shen Changle said: "Yes, I'm sitting in the Golden Luan Hall, graceful and luxurious, with many small bead curtains in front of me, and a little emperor sitting behind my head, hey!!! I suddenly understood."

"You are???"

Shen Changle said excitedly: "I am the Empress Dowager Cixi!!!"

"Oh, Lafayette Cixi!!!" Hou Zhen was also surprised.

Shen Changle said: "Hmph, Xiao Lizi came to Ai's house to ask questions!"

Hou Zhen wondered, "Oh? Who is this little plum?"

Shen Changle said: "You don't even know this??? Great Eunuch Li Lianying!"

Hou Zhen said: "Oh yes yes yes......"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "I heard a eunuch coming towards me from below, and I am happy to look up at this little plum."

Hou Zhen said, "What's wrong?"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Hou Zhen!!!"

Hou Zhen waved his hands in disgust and said, "What, I haven't heard of it!"

Shen Changle said excitedly: "Hey, Hou Zhen, you have also passed through! Someone, push this person down and chop him up!!!"

"What are you doing? I provoked you!" Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "Hou Zhen was about to be beheaded when he was resisted by a group of guards. I was so happy when I finally said a word."

"What???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle raised his hand and said, "Down with Japanese imperialism!!! Long live the Chinese people!!!"

"I'll fuck you!" Hou Zhen laughed.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"another one!!!"

"Male god!!!"

The audience in the audience laughed and booed loudly.

"thanks, thanks!"

"No more, this is the only one for today."

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen also walked forward with a smile and bowed to thank them.

The host Wu Xiubo, who had been sitting on the side of the stage, walked out with a smile and praised: "I have to say that it is really wonderful. Some audience members may have seen it just now, so I couldn't be happier beside me."

Shen Changle held up the microphone and said, "Thank you, thank you, Uncle Bo, you appreciate it."

Wu Xiubo said with a smile: "What I said is really sincere. I will tell you that I am also an old fan of yours. If my impression is correct, the cross talk you brought out this time is a new creation. Come out."

Shen Changle looked back at Hou Zhen, ready to show his partner some face-saving shots.

Hou Zhen smiled and understood Shen Changle's meaning and said, "Yes, this is a new program Shen Changle created for this program. Not only is it a large stage, we have never tried this program in a small theater."

"It's the first time I've brought it up this time. If there's anything wrong with it, please bear with me, the audience."

"No!!!"

“Excellent!!!”

"Very nice!!!"

The audience in the audience applauded and shouted.

The host Wu Xiubo also said: "It seems that everyone has the same idea about your show."

"I have one last question. Today, Chang Le, you and Hou Zhen are the first comedians to appear on stage, so...do you have anything else to say to the six comedians behind you? Encouraging, provocative , Anyone who speaks harshly will do.”

After the host Wu Xiubo finished speaking, the comedians in the six lounges in the background also looked at the handsome face of Shen Changle on the screen.

Shen Changle looked at the camera on Kuai's face, and the smiling host, thought for a while, and said with a serious expression: "Which I am not targeting anyone, I mean that the people sitting behind me are all rubbish. "

After all, Shen Changle learned from "The Iron Fist of Shame", Hao Jian's combination of lion's roar and one Yang finger combined martial arts driving and added loudly: "Want to take the first place? Come here!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience in the audience booed loudly, and the six groups of comedians in the backstage, especially Hao Jian from Happy Fried Tiao, were so happy that they almost rolled off the sofa.

After doing the final show, Shen Changle and Hou Zhencai returned to the common room behind with a relaxed expression.

Since the seven groups of participating guests in "Happy Comedian" were carried out in groups, at the beginning, in order to prevent everyone from being unable to discuss in one room and easily interacting with each other, they were divided into seven lounges.

But after the performance, all the guests will return to the common room to watch the performances of the later participating guests, and everyone will chat and interact with each other to give comments. This is also one of the selling points of the program set by the program group.

Because Shen Changle and Hou Zhen are the first group of comedians, the common room is naturally empty at the moment, and the two of them watched the second sketch of Baimei Studio.

So they didn't say much, and the two found a relatively comfortable place to sit down and concentrate on watching.

The quality of Baimei Studio's performance this time is above average. It tells the story of a young couple celebrating a birthday with an old man at home. In the end, it was the ex-boyfriend of the girl played by Liang Chao who came to deliver the cake. Under the chaos, Liang Chao had no choice but to eat a full cake in order to prevent the young couple from quarreling.

Although the expressiveness of the overall comedy is slightly exaggerated, it is actually not bad. As for why the quality is considered to be above average, it is mainly because of the plot.

Among them, the skit story, in addition to adding some bright little burdens in the early stage, the overall plot of the skit can basically be regarded as the lotus flower in the cross talk - because it is too classic and too basic.

To put it bluntly, the joke of the overall conflict is traced back to the fact that a main actor must continue the process of "self-abuse" due to some forced restrictions in the plot, and through this "self-abuse" arouses the audience's sense of superiority and sympathy , smile.

From "Eating Noodles" and "Filming" by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao, the founders of the sketch, to Song Xiaobao's bowls of horseradish noodles, Guo Donglin's bottle-to-bottle blowing of wine, and Jia Ling's eating chili one by one , the entire mod is immobile except for changes to the conflict limit.

After the second session of Baimei Studio, the third session of Black Soil Media's sketches by Song Xiaobao and Xiao Shenyang were even smarter.

The overall sketch framework adopts the "talent show" that Heitu Media is very familiar with.

Several comedians who participated in the show also came out to show off their unique skills and talents one by one because of the same restriction. One person was in charge of a part, and the other was in charge of a joke.

From Uncle Heitu's "Red Sorghum Yangko Team" to Heitu Media later, many of the sketches on TV by apprentices followed this pattern.

It can be said that it perfectly fits the sketch actors of Black Soil Media, or the duo actors, with outstanding personal image and unique skills, but they are not good at compiling sketch books, and the sketches lack the characteristics of the story.

After watching four or five programs, Shen Changle and Hou Zhen exchanged glances with each other, and they almost understood the ideas of all the guests in the first episode of the program—seek stability!
Either it is to use the framework of the sketch that I am particularly familiar with to innovate, or it is like Jia Ling’s sketch, using the hot topic of "goddess and female man" in the past to talk about a sketch about the differences between different women,

Or, like Li Jing, she changed to a Shanghai burlesque actor, hoping to use the Shanghai dialect and some elements of Shanghai to please the local audience in a down-to-earth way.

Hou Zhen leaned into Shen Changle's ear and whispered: "There is no way, after all, this is the first PK, and there is nothing to say about stability."

Shen Changle sighed lightly, shook his head and replied in a low voice: "I understand, the main feeling is like going to a small stall to buy a girl named [***—Seven brothers besieging a melon-faced young woman, a wimpy husband who dares to be angry. Don’t dare to say, the whole process is full of climaxes], but I came back to watch it, and it turned out to be the feeling of "Calabash Baby", I always feel a little bit disappointed, it is different from the master fight I expected... ..."

(End of this chapter)

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