Chapter 783 New Version Tooth Extraction
Shen Changle said, holding the air with one hand, holding a fan as a needle with the other hand, and gave another injection.

"Okay! This time, it's sure to be okay. Wait for 5 minutes and call me. After finishing talking, the doctor is going to the side to do other things."

Zhang Bin nodded and said, "Another injection."

Shen Changle: "Five minutes passed quickly, and the doctor came to ask him after a while."

"How is it man, is it numb??? Then you look at Zhang Bin..."

As Shen Changle said, he resumed the demented expression (﹃) of drawing circles with the left hand and squares with the right hand.

"Good guy, those who don't know think I'm here for euthanasia! Talk!!!" Zhang Bin said with a face full of pain.

Shen Changle said in a strange voice, "No~"

"Oh, it's still fine." Zhang Bin retorted.

Shen Changle looked surprised and said: "It's still numb after two injections??? Hey, it's not man, you are the veterinary shop next door who came here to kick me???"

"What are you talking about, I went to the hospital to kick the gym when I was full???" Zhang Bin also said helplessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter and applause again.

Shen Changle put her hips on her hips and sucked her teeth: "Okay, man, you can't leave today, you have already made me angry, you know? My anger has reached my head."

"Come on, Xiaosun! Go and close the outer door, watch him and don't let him run away!!!"

(▼ dish▼#)
"Good guy! No, are you a doctor or a hooligan???" Zhang Bin said in fear.

Shen Changle didn't care about that, and still pretended to be a doctor: "Come on, Xiaosun! Bring that big bottle of anesthetic! Big bottle! Yes, just the five liters!!!"

"Damn it, five liters is an anesthetic? That's no longer Pepsi!" Zhang Bin said speechlessly.

"Come on... oh, this needle is not good, I have to change it to a bigger one..."

While talking, Shen Changle acted, put the fan on the table, reached for an extra-large needle tube from the air next to it, held it forward with one hand, carried it on the back with his shoulder, and walked back.

"Good guy, this is a [-] cannon back!!!" Zhang Bin looked at Shen Changle and shook his head vigorously.

Shen Changle carried it on one side, and continued to support the opening with the other hand: "Come on man, open your mouth! Don't tremble!!!" (▼皮▼#)
"How can I not be shivering, my good guy is giving injections to elephants, and I have never seen such a big needle for injections!" Zhang Bin complained.

Shen Changle made a movement of pushing the needle tube, pushed it to the lower back in one breath, and said with a serious face: "Men, let me go in with this injection... You are basically full."

Zhang Bin praised: "I also have a good appetite for five liters of anesthetic." (;[-]_[-])
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with joy, and kept laughing.

Shen Changle said: "I'll come to you in two hours, if you're okay... I'll resign!!!"

Zhang Bin said: "The doctor is also in a hurry."

Shen Changle said: "Two hours later, the doctor came over."

"How is it numb???"

"No~~~"

Zhang Bin was surprised: "I'm full and still not numb???"

Shen Changle covered her mouth and imitated Zhang Bin: "It's really not numb... It just feels a little numb!"

"puff………………"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Oh shit, it's a bit wooden..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Zhang Bin was also speechless: "Good guy, am I out of my mind??? Don't numbness and numbness mean the same thing???"

Shen Changle said: "You are short-sighted, aren't you? It's not that someone sent you here. Because of you, our hospital has run out of anesthetics in the past month and a half."

"Let me tell you, you can't use medical insurance anymore, you have to pay for it yourself!!!"

Zhang Bin also shook his head and complained: "Good guy, I went to drink anesthetics at my own expense."

Shen Changle said: "We don't need to say more about the upset in the doctor's heart. It's hateful to see Zhang Bin. Finally, after thinking about it, I called the intern who helped before."

"Come on, Xiaosun!!! You can do this job today"

"This intern has just been here for three hours. Let alone a tooth extraction, he has never even touched the machine. Hearing what the doctor said suddenly makes him extremely nervous."

Zhang Bin said: "Good guy..."

Shen Changle: "Which doctor... I haven't touched this machine before, so I'm afraid I won't be able to come."

"It's okay, kid. This person has to be the first time. You can practice with him today. Anyway, after more than five liters of anesthesia, you must not feel any pain. Just play casually!!!"

"It's the first time I know that tooth extraction is just for fun." Zhang Bin shook his head helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as the doctor said so, the intern came over."

"Pull it out." Zhang Bin praised.

Shen Changle said: "Actually, tooth extraction is a relatively simple job for dentists. Basically, it only takes four to five minutes. The interns pulled out the teeth."

Zhang Bin said, "Yes."

Shen Changle said: "As soon as the tooth here is pulled out, the intern is beautiful in his heart. The tooth extraction was successful for the first time. This internship means that he loves his apprentice, so happy!!!"

"In the end, he was so happy... He was so happy, his heart was agitated, and even his hands trembled for a while, and then he was so excited that the teeth he had just pulled out hadn't been taken out yet. , It fell directly into the throat along the tweezers."

"Oh my god, a tooth fell out of my throat???" Zhang Bin said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Just say yes! It's uncomfortable for Zhang Bin if the tooth goes in a little bit, and it can't come out. Swallowing... it must be impossible to swallow."

"I can't say what Ka said. I have no choice but to gesture back and forth with both hands like this: Abaabaaah TMD!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Bin nodded and said, "I scolded directly."

Shen Changle said: "When Zhang Bin scolded him here, the interns felt embarrassed too. Oh brother, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry..."

"Which one, don't swear at people, I can't control the tooth loss in my throat, you should go out and register, and go to the ENT department to have a look first!!!"

Zhang Bin said: "Oh, I got the otolaryngology department..."

Shen Changle said: "Zhang Bin can't help it, let's go, come out and go to register again, queue up, wait for a while to arrive at the ENT department, the doctor came over and took the medical chart to read."

"Oh... Your name is Zhang Bin, right? Swallowed a tooth? Hey man! What's the matter, are you hungry? Is there really no dried fruit at home???"

"That's not what you said, this doctor is a bit too poor!!!" Zhang Bin said speechlessly as he slapped his forehead.

Shen Changle said: "Come open your mouth and let me have a look! Well, where is it... Where is it... Where is it!"

While talking, Shen Changle was also making movements with his hands, holding the head of the fan and poking it in all at once, poking and poking, and then said: "Hey, why can't I see this tooth!!!"

"Then aren't you talking nonsense??? I was here to let you stab me down!!!" Zhang Bin said angrily (▼皮▼#)
Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "Oh? Did it go down? Then if it goes down, I won't be in charge of it. Come out and turn right and call the Internal Medicine number!!!"

Zhang Bin shook his head and said, "I'm also in bad luck..."

Shen Changle said: "It's still the same process, register, line up, come in to the internal medicine department to take a film, and when you come out, the doctor will take the list and look at it."

"Oh, your name is Zhang Bin, right? You swallowed a tooth... um, I saw it!!! The guy is almost in the gut."

"Yes, the otolaryngologist didn't spare any strength in stabbing it." Zhang Bin also said very painfully.

Shen Changle imitated the doctor and stroked his beard and said, "Hey Zhang Bin, we can indeed see this tooth, but there is a problem here."

"What's the problem???" Zhang Bin praised.

Shen Changle pretended to be in doubt: "You have a tooth... It runs so fast, I suspect that it entered by somersaulting."

"Based on our current medical technology, it is basically impossible to catch up with it, but don't worry, how about I give you a suggestion as a doctor?"

"Then tell me quickly, I'm listening." Zhang Bin said anxiously.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Hey, it's easy to listen to the doctor. Didn't I say it just now? In terms of our medical technology, it is basically impossible to catch up with it. You go out to do an anorectal department, you go to the front and wait for it to go!!!”

Zhang Bin: "Huh???" d(д)
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Anorectal!!!"

"Oh shit... I guessed it right hahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Going to the front and waiting for it is too much hahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter all of a sudden, and each of them leaned forward and back together with tears of joy.

Shen Changle said: "There is no way to listen to the doctor's advice. After a set of procedures, Zhang Bin ran towards the anorectal department with sparks and lightning all the way."

Zhang Bin said, "Oh yes, I'm afraid I'll run away again."

Shen Changle said: "After entering, this anorectal department will be different from other places. Come to Zhang Bin and take off your pants!!!"

"He just took off his pants without asking about any illness???" Zhang Bin also wondered.

Shen Changle said: "Take off your pants!!! There is nothing you can't delay, we have seen this stuff too much, take off your pants!!! Are you short-sighted??? Take off your pants!!! Why is this Are you going to be a hooligan???"

"Good guy, I took off the doctor's pants???" Zhang Bin said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "After the doctor finished speaking, although Zhang Bin was a bit shy, he took off his jeans obediently. At this time, the doctor next to him spoke again."

"Take off the long johns too!!! Underwear! Yes, yes, and hair pants too!!!"

The more Zhang Bin listened, the more wrong he became, and he quickly stopped Shen Changle and said, "What are you talking about! Is my woolen trousers wearing underwear??? That's so frustrating!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing at all, and all of them blushed while laughing with their stomachs in their arms.

Shen Changle said: "In short, let's take it all off, the doctor came here with medical tools..."

"Come lie down on the bed! Ass facing the sky!"

"The doctor is using me as a mortar." Zhang Bin complained.

Shen Changle said: "It's convenient for surgery, isn't it? The doctor took out an anoscope from the tray, first spread two catties of butter on it... and then added some rosemary and black pepper..."

"Wrong!!! What the fuck is going to fry my ass???" Zhang Bin couldn't bear it again and stopped Shen Changle.

Shen Changle shrugged and said, "Isn't your anoscope going straight in for you? Isn't it necessary to apply some butter to make it slippery?"

"You can't use butter, that stuff has to be Vaseline, right???"

Shen Changle said: "Okay... Then Vaseline is fine! I will give you a whole two catties of Vaseline to touch, hey, it's like a big torch!!!"

"Hey, five liters of anesthetic on top, and two catties of Vaseline on bottom, anyway, my whole body is slippery." Zhang Bin put his hands in his hands and gave up the treatment completely.

Shen Changle said: "Finally, the end of the anorectal mirror on the outside is putting some powder on it at the end..."

"Good fellows, you see how meticulous this doctor is. It's because he's afraid of playing billiards." Zhang Bin said.

Shen Changle said: "Xingquan rod is done up and down. The doctor's front leg is bowed, and the back leg is stretched. He directly sent a Yaksha to explore the sea and walk you away.........Puff!!!"

With a bitter look on Zhang Bin's face, he lowered his head and turned around, unable to bear to look directly at him.

And Shen Changle went in here holding the fan, but what the audience didn't expect was that Shen Changle didn't finish reaching in. Instead, he kept piercing in and probed deeper and deeper. At the beginning, the fan went in, and it was very fast. Soon it was the hand, followed by the whole arm.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience looked at Shen Changle's deeper hands and laughed, and such a loud laughter naturally caught Zhang Bin's attention. Looking back at this time, his face turned green, and he slapped Shen Changle directly on the back of the head He roared loudly and said in Jindu dialect: "What are you doing? Your whole long arm has gone in. Are you going to watch the scene or look at my throat???"

"Put it a little further and you'll come out of my mouth, you know???"

Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "I'm roughly equal in the comparison, I'm not a doctor and I don't understand..."

Zhang Bin said angrily: "My good guy, you probably stabbed all the way, I can't live anymore??? You should be more careful!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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