Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 784 The end of the show
Shen Changle gave back the fan he was holding by half a meter and said, "Is this okay?"

Zhang Bin said: "It's inserted in the stomach now, it's still too painful if it's smaller!"

Shen Changle gave up another half a meter and said, "Is this okay?"

Zhang Bin said with a helpless face: "...………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………You can do whatever you want," (;[-]_[-])
Shen Changle said: "The doctor is holding this anorectoscope in his hand, anyway, he inserted it anyway, and there is a spring on the anorectoscope when he puts it in, press this spring..."

Shen Changle said while holding a fan in his hand to show the audience in the audience.

But before the audience understood what it meant, when Shen Changle mentioned the spring, Shen Changle pushed hard with one hand, and the closed fan suddenly opened like a peacock spreading its tail.

"Whoa!!!"

The fan, which is already quite long, naturally looks bigger when it is opened. The most important thing is that the audience in the audience and Zhang Bin next to it know that the fan is in Zhang Bin's stomach! ! !
Shen Changle raised his hands horizontally to a width of more than one meter and said: "The tool inside is just opened up like this, it's pretty good anyway."

Zhang Bin: "…………('д')"

Audience: "..." Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh shit! I never thought of this fanning!!!"

"Hahaha, I can't do it, my mother!"

"I'll go..."

"I look at my butt and it hurts like hell!!!"

Not to mention the audience, even the host Wu Xiubo who was sitting on the chair and all the comedians in the backstage lounge shrugged their shoulders and looked like they were laughing.

Zhang Bin stopped Shen Changle with a helpless face, pointed to the width of his gestures, and compared his waistline and said: "Oh, don't you wait a while! My waist is only this thick, you just support me so much Big.....there isn't everything leaking out there!!!"

Shen Changle raised his arms and said, "Isn't this enough for larger audiences to see clearly? Look at how hard it is for the big brother in the back to look through the binoculars."

"You take care of him to see clearly... It's not that you take care of him to see clearly, I can't live if I can't live???" Zhang Bin said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed loudly, and they all looked back at the same time, but they really saw a big brother holding a pair of binoculars, and he was embarrassingly putting them in his arms at this time.

Shen Changle retracted his arms and said, "That's okay, let's make room a little bit, is this okay?"

"Do you think it's just as big as my waistline?" Zhang Bin said coldly.

Shen Changle shrank again and said, "This way..."

Zhang Bin pointed to the distance between Shen Chang and Lebi and complained: "Hey, it's not that you show it to the big guys. It's just this distance. If you throw two big steamed buns into it, no one can touch anyone. Do you think it's okay? Keep it small, I can't survive." !!!”

Shen Changle smiled and retracted her arms, clasped her hands together and made a triangle and said, "Okay, that's fine, brother, let's see clearly, it's so big now!!!"

"Okay, let's talk about it! Brother, I can't see clearly in the future, come and sit in the front row earlier, brother!" Zhang Bin said with a speechless expression.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Shen Changle smiled and couldn't help picking a big thumb for Zhang Bin in his heart. Before, he was right for less than an hour, and now it is very rare to be able to do so without spilling the soup, but now it is not only the case, It can also keep up with your current hanger.

It's good to be flattering, and it's good if it's like this!If you don't say that you are an old cross talk actor who has been talking about cross talk for almost half your life in the cross talk nest in Jindu, this basic skill alone is already engraved in your bones and genes.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, let's put it simply, the doctor opened Zhang Bin's buttocks with a tool, and this hand held a flashlight, and leaned forward to look inside."

"Hi! Is anyone there???"

"Hey! The boat is coming!!!"

"A crooked river in front of my brother..."

"Get out!!! That's my intestines, it has nothing to do with the river." Zhang Bin pushed Shen Changle speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Everyone in the auditorium burst into laughter, and followed suit.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, anyway, let's just look for it. After looking for it, I finally saw it in the innermost part."

"Hey, it's worth it." Zhang Bin said.

Dr. Shen Changle said with a look of surprise: "Oh my god, I'm in my 60s and have been seeing anus all my life. This is the first time I saw teeth growing in the anus!!!"

"How long! It fell in!!!" Zhang Bin corrected.

Shen Changle said: "Don't worry about the long ones or the missing ones, since yours is a tooth, you have to go to the dentist!"

Zhang Bin said with a smile: "The good guy is back!"

After finishing the last sentence, Shen Changle and Zhang Bin looked at each other and bowed deeply to the audience.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"it is good!!!"

"One more episode!!!"

"One more episode!!!"

There were bursts of laughter in the auditorium. With the initial fans joining in the fun, more and more new fans are now booing along with them.

Shen Changle smiled and waved his hands and said: "I'm not coming, the comedian just gave me an appearance fee for a show, and I will lose money if I come again!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience laughed loudly, and the host Wu Xiubo on the side also walked to the center of the stage at this time to conduct a short interview after the performance.

Wu Xiubo: "Okay, thank you two for your wonderful performance. Today we noticed that Shen Changle's partner has changed again, right? How about Changle, can you introduce the person next to you in detail?"

After Zhang Bin's performance was over, his mood, which had become a little slack due to his concentration on the performance, became tense again. Standing inside Shen Changle, he just smiled and nodded, with beads of sweat dripping from the corners of his forehead.

Shen Changle nodded, patted Zhang Bin's back lightly with his right hand and smiled proudly: "Then let me introduce to you comedians and audience friends, the name of the guy next to me is Zhang Bin, we A crosstalk actor in the Deyun Club is also a member of the ninth team of my Jindu Deyun Club branch."

"Before the branch of the Jindu Deyun Club was not opened, many audiences in Jindu probably already knew him. He was rare in the local area and he was very famous. By chance, I was asked to play mahjong together. Seeing that his partner Zhang Qiang has won, one of the generals of our ninth team."

"it is good!!!"

"Excellent acting!!!"

After the performance just now, no matter how picky the audience was, they couldn't say anything to this fat man at this moment. Looking at this man on the stage, their favorability soared. I can't tell what I like.

"Hey, thank you, everyone, thank you, Captain, for your support." After Zhang Bin's cross talk ended, his character was not as hot as before. Instead, he was honest, restrained, and ordinary.

At this time, the host Wu Xiubo also asked everyone's questions for the audience: "Hey Chang Le, you just said that you won by playing mahjong? Can you tell us about this, I think everyone should be very happy curious."

Shen Changle looked at Zhang Bin, Zhang Bin also looked at Shen Changle, and the two couldn't help but smile at each other.

Shen Changle patted Zhang Bin and said, "I think you can tell me about this, Brother Bin, and talk to everyone about what's going on."

Everyone's eyes looked straight at Zhang Bin, and everyone's eyes revealed deep curiosity and asked the bottom line.

Zhang Bin scratched his forehead under great pressure, looked at the crowd and said with some embarrassment: "Actually, to put it bluntly, this happened once in Jindu."

"Team Shen went over there to do some errands. He was busy looking for actors for the branch of Jindu Deyun Club. It turned out that he happened to be on the west bank. It was not bad to see me in a teahouse of cross talk."

"It didn't feel bad afterward, so Team Shen took a chance and invited me and my later partner Zhang Qiang to drink tea in a teahouse."

"At that time, because our contract had expired, we were about to start choosing a next home. As a result, Team Shen came to invite us. We have been famous for Deyun Club and Team Shen for a long time. We were very willing in our hearts but still hesitated. Well, my partner suggested, why don’t we just play mahjong, if we lose, then we will go to Deyun Club immediately, without regrets, the result..."

Shen Changle patted his chest and said proudly: "In the end, I won."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Wow, what the hell... is this okay???"

"Hey, maybe the two of you are pushing the boat along the way. This is called emotional intelligence."

"Eunuch Jiang: So our mainstream cross talk actors can't do it because they can't recruit people because they play mahjong badly???"

"puff…………"

"Don't say it's not necessarily true, why don't you give it a try!"

With the announcement of the facts, everyone on the stage laughed again.

It took a long time for the host Wu Xiubo to ask again: "Then there is another question, how is your original partner Hou Zhen, is your gout better?"

Shen Changle nodded and said solemnly: "Well, in fact, you don't have to worry about Mr. Hou Zhenhou's gout. The next episode will definitely be on stage. Please look forward to it when the time comes. I thank you for Brother Hou. I care about it, thank you!!!”

"Okay, thank you Mr. Shen Changle and Mr. Zhang Bin for their wonderful program and answers. If you like the cross talk between Shen Changle and Mr. Zhang Bin, please give them a precious point after the final performance!!!"

"Thank you."

"Thank you!"

"Okay, let's invite the fifth group of comedians - Li Jing's team to play!!!"

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When the curtain was raised again, Shen Changle and Zhang Bin, who had been interviewed before, had already walked off the stage and walked towards the backstage lounge. As soon as they entered, there was a burst of thunderous applause.

“Changle show is great!!!”

"Today's show is so exciting!"

"Hey, to be precise, Shen Changle's comic dialogues this time are all exciting." Jia Ling laughed, looking at Shen Changle's radiance and full of admiration...

Hao Jian said: "The facts have proven that it's useless for the Deyun Club just to change its popularity. As long as Shen Changle is here, we will never be able to win the championship."

"If you want me to say, let's just tie him up. Anyway, he drools and stutters every day. How about we meet after the comedian is over? How about letting him go?"

"Hahahahahaha!!! I think it's okay, there's nothing wrong with it, I've been displeased with Chang Le for a long time!!!" Song Xiaobao of Heitu Media echoed with a smile.

Seeing that the crowd was about to surround her, Shen Changle backed away again and again in fright, begging for mercy, "Don't, I won't accept any other threats except beauty tricks!"

"Beauty tricks are even easier. A beauty as big as me is ready-made." Jia Ling laughed.

Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "Hey senior sister, forget it, I'm too mediocre to be worthy of you."

And when everyone was laughing, Hao Jian who was on the side suddenly glanced at the TV and interrupted everyone's joke: "Hey everyone, stop chatting, you seem to be a bit muddy when you watch Teacher Li Jing's program... ..."

"Ah? Not at all."

"I'll see, I'll see!"

"…………"

"Hiss..."

When several people heard Hao Jian's words, they immediately returned to the TV one by one and watched carefully.

Everyone is old fritters on the stage, and they are naturally the most sensitive to the audience's reaction. Just watching the clip at this time, everyone immediately felt the same as Hao Jian.

Li Jing’s show and its structure borrowed a lot of traditional cross talk frameworks for innovation. It still discusses some contemporary topics for discussion and debate, and also invited cross talk actors Guo Yang and Guo Liang, twin brothers. Good idea.

But there are many problems in the show, the biggest one is the lack of baggage. At the beginning, it is still the same old way of greeting and interacting with the audience, and then the plot is laid out. It has been more than half a minute until the first small baggage comes out. up.

Coupled with the first burden itself, it is a joke that often appears on the Internet.

Originally, after watching Shen Changle's cross talk, the audience's laughter and expectations have been raised to a very high level, and now it's time to enter the sage.

Adding such an old burden at this time, basically there is not even a splash when it is thrown out.

On the TV in the backstage lounge, Li Jing looked at the quiet auditorium below the stage. The close-up of the smiling face that was originally open was almost frozen at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Although Li Jing, as an old actor, and Guo Yang and Guo Liang immediately realized the problem, they quickly accelerated the overall rhythm and threw out the burden in advance to make up for it.

However, when the rhythm became chaotic and the actors lost their minds, even though the burden was ringing and a small number of audiences reacted a little more, it still couldn't cover up the rapid decline of the overall atmosphere, and a large number of audiences became distracted and sleepy.

"It's muddy, it's really muddy!"

(End of this chapter)