Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 795

Shen Changle said: "It's not how you can be so shameless???"

"If it's not something, I'm shameless??? What am I doing???" Hou Zhen scratched the back of his head and wondered.

Shen Changle said: "Look at you, you just want applause when you come up, and you just want applause when you come up, this is too boring, understand."

Hou Zhen said: "Isn't this just a polite word, isn't that generally the case?"

Shen Changle waved his hands in disgust and said: "That was before, from now on you are no longer an ordinary cross talk actor."

Hou Zhen said, "Then I am?"

Shen Changle said: "What you are talking about now is a large-scale ancient costume fantasy fairy tale cross talk, you have to pay attention to this wording, even if you want applause, it must be very different from others!!!"

Hou Zhen wondered, "Then why should I pay attention to my wording?"

Shen Changle said: "For example... this applause cannot be called applause."

Hou Zhen said, "What's that applause called???"

"Sky Thunder!" Shen Changle Golden Rooster independently pointed to the sky with one hand.

Hou Zhen said: "Heaven... Heavenly thunder??? Good guy... This cross talker who was struck by lightning."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience chuckled.

Shen Changle: "There are also audience friends, you can't call audience friends."

Hou Zhen said: "Then the audience has to call???"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said loudly: "All (pig) immortals."

"Pig Immortal... Is there any Dog Immortal?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "There are also chicken immortals, donkey immortals, and eight immortals..."

Hou Zhen waved his hand and said: "It's not a mess, what are these immortals???"

Shen Changle said: "You don't even understand this, you great immortals—referred to as immortals!!!"

"Oh.........meaning that all the people present are gods?" Hou Zhen praised.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, so how do you say this sentence?"

Hou Zhen said: "I don't know...how can I say it???"

Shen Changle said: "Tell me about this stupidity..."

"Just say that, thank you all the immortals, the thunder is rolling!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"puff!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience below the stage burst into laughter, and everyone was so happy that they applauded and booed.

Shen Changle proudly pointed to the enthusiastic audience below the stage and said, "Look, look, look, this is the voice of the masses, keep going, keep talking!"

Hou Zhen scratched his head and said, "That's down there... It's a great honor to be able to stand on this stage and perform with all the star teachers present."

"Stop, stop, stop... I can't listen anymore, your word is too watery, your word..." Shen Changle smacked his lips and said in disgust.

Hou Zhen said: "Why did you miss my words? All comedians say that!"

Shen Changle said: "I've told you hundreds of times, pay attention to your wording, pay attention to your wording!!!"

"It's not that, how should you pay attention???"

Shen Changle said: "You listen to me and change it like this, the stage can't be called a stage."

"Then this stage has to be called?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "It's called Zhuxian Terrace!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, then I understand, this is Caishikou, everyone has to die here."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"God TM Caishikou, I'll go, what Zhuxian, this is haha..."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle said: "And this scene cannot be called a scene."

Hou Zhen said, "What's that called?"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said heroically: "Then it's called the world! And the most important star must not be called a star."

"Star???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Honored as the Immortal!!!"

Shen Changle said: "For example, you look at the host teacher Wu Xiubo next to you."

"Oh, what did Teacher Wu Xiubo say?" Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said: "That's Uncle Immortal!!!"

"Oh...that's correct." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "There is also Jia Ling from our backstage—the Three Immortals of the Earth!!!"

"The Three Earth Immortals... Isn't that how they grow so fat without any flesh???" Hou Zhen raised his eyebrows and shook his burden.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Brother Hou, you wait for me!!! I can't spare you, just come back and take my burden!!!" The camera turned, Jia Ling in the backstage lounge was already laughed angrily, stood up from the sofa jumping feet

Shen Changle said: "There is also Qiao Shan, who we just came here..."

"That's not to mention, everyone knows the Sword Fairy! The Great Sword Fairy!!!" Hou Zhen responded directly with a thumbs up.

The camera turned again, and Qiao Shan in the other lounge had already covered his face, and Xiu Rui on the side was also leaning forward and back in joy, rolling around on the sofa.

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience applauded and booed.

Shen Changle said: "There's nothing wrong with you, you've made rapid progress! But remember not to be proud."

"It's not that I can say it together???" Hou Zhen still felt a little guilty.

Shen Changle said: "Of course it can, you just say that, I am very happy to be able to cross the catastrophe together with the immortals from all over the world!!!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "No...that's what I'm talking about cross talk???"

Shen Changle said: "You just talk about cross talk like that, you just say that, trust the judgment of a Shanghai native, it's absolutely fine."

Hou Zhen said: "Then what you mean... I have to learn your hurtful accent???"

Shen Changle patted his chest and said: "Of course!!! Or what you said is not authentic."

Hou Zhen turned back to the audience with a sore face and asked, "It's not everyone...... Do you like this stuff???"

"Love listening!!!"

"really like!!!"

"one comes!!!"

"Brother Hou, come get one!!!"

The audience in the audience followed suit loudly.

Shen Changle proudly said: "Look, look, as the saying goes, some old people are like treasures, and I'm giving you treasures, absolutely no problem!!!"

Hou Zhen said with a look of giving up the treatment: "Okay, since this is everyone's opinion, then I will try it like this..."

Hou Zhen lowered his head and brooded for a long time, he suppressed his blushing and shouted loudly: "Thank you all the immortals, the thunder is rolling!!!"

"Good!!!" Shen Changle applauded loudly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Cow batch!!!"

"Free gift, free gift!!!"

The audience in the audience booed loudly, and some followed suit, and the whole stage burst into laughter.

"You have to stop..."

Hou Zhen blushed and then turned pale and said, "What's so good about it, it's fine, it's fine, you guys don't interfere, there is no such opinion!!!"

Shen Changle returned to a normal tone and said: "What you said just now, you need to absorb the opinions of audience friends, it's not why you are angry???"

"The old man kindly gave you advice, what's wrong???"

Hou Zhen forcibly explained: "I know that the old man is kind, but he can't mention it indiscriminately. Besides, the old man is old, so it is inevitable that his vision may not be very good, which is normal!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, it doesn't matter if you want to say that, not only old men give opinions, but also young people."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh... how about that young man, young people have broad horizons, we can definitely listen to more!"

"That's what you said. Some time ago, I met a young man downstairs at my house in Jingdu who gave me some advice. Then I'll teach you a lesson. Let's see if you can accept it, okay?" Shen Changle said with a smile.

Hou Zhen said to himself: "That must be no problem, come on!"

Shen Changle nodded, then turned around the stage again, and when he turned around, he spoke old Kyoto dialect: "Hey, I know you, who are you, right? Which so...it's me Remember what vibration..."

"Think about it more carefully." Hou Zhen smiled and said.

Shen Changle said: "What Zhen... Oh, I remembered, Che Zhen!!! Oh, Mr. Che, I really like your cross talk!!!
"Hahahahaha!!!"

"puff…………"

"Fucking car, the shock is coming out hahaha!"

"Hello, Teacher Che!"

"Mr. Che, I have been your fan for many years!"

The audience in the audience looked like they were having fun, but Hou Zhen's face on the stage instantly turned into a bitter gourd.

"Get out!!! No!!! Where did Che Zhen come from? My name is Hou Zhen!!!" Hou Zhen explained with a sad face.

Shen Changle said: "Oh... Hou Zhen is very good, very good, I have been your fan for many years, and I especially like watching your videos on some colorful websites."

"Why do I feel that what you said is still the same as before... Are you watching serious cross talk???" Hou Zhen frowned.

Shen Changle said: "It must be serious. Why do you have any non-serious cross talk? Let me see it?"

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "Why don't you say that you asked, I didn't have one an hour ago, and there was an unscrupulous cross talk just now."

"Large-scale ancient costume fantasy fairy tale cross talk, thunder rolls in the sky!"

"I am very happy to be able to cross the catastrophe together with the immortals from all over the world on the Zhuxian Terrace!!!"

"It's not a question of whether you are serious or not, you haven't taken your medicine, right!!! Are you sick???" Shen Changle said with a look of disgust
Hou Zhen said: "Isn't this the opinion that the old man gave just now?"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "What, don't listen to those laymen's nonsense, what is cross talk, and cross talk is the art of humor. In this regard, I actually have a lot of immature opinions. Tell me whether..."

"You're being polite. If you have any comments, you may wish to speak up." Hou Zhen nodded and said.

Shen Changle said: "First of all, since cross talk is an art of humor and language, first of all, you must speak eloquently."

Hou Zhen raised his brows and said, "Speaking eloquently???"

"Yes, you have to be natural, contagious, extremely professional and wild." Shen Changle nodded.

"There is still wildness... how come this wildness???" Hou Zhen was a little puzzled.

Shen Changle said: "Look at you, you don't understand anything, you are wild, just wait for the cold, wait for the cold, wait for the cold, wait for the cold, wait for the cold, wait for the cold, wait for the cold, wait for the cold."

"Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang, the meritorious voice actor of Yangma's "Animal World" program, the host, is his voice extremely magnetic and contagious, and there is still a little bit of wildness calling."

""Animal World"... Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang... Isn't it so good for cross talk???" Hou Zhen was a little puzzled.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "It must be suitable, let me tell you, listen to it, and feel the wildness inside..."

Shen Changle coughed lightly, and said in a strong and round voice:
"In spring, the ice and snow melt, everything recovers, and it's time for mating... It's a good season to listen to cross talk. The air is filled with the smell of cross talk."

"What's the smell of cross talk?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued: "On the vast Eurasian continent, there are a group of large groups of mammals."

"What???" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "That's cross talk actors. In this group, an adult male teaser can have many fans at the same time."

"Why do you always feel so awkward when you hear this??" Hou Zhen frowned.

Shen Changle said: "Hou Zhen was praised by the handsome male a few years ago."

"Oh me." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "At this time, I am at the cross talk table, wantonly swaying my own scent to attract the attention of the opposite sex."

"The one you said, in the language of a normal person, should the dog pee???" Hou Zhen complained.

Shen Changle ignored Hou Zhen, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said faster: "Suddenly! He's eyeing a young adult female not far away, Jia Ling!!!"

"What???" Hou Zhen was shocked.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Young adult female teases Jia Ling hahaha, whoops!!!"

"It's too much, it's too much!!!"

"Hahaha Jia Ling!!!"

The audience immediately burst out laughing, while Jia Ling in the backstage was already laughing out of strength. "

Shen Changle continued: "The intense stimulation that comes only once a year makes Jia Ling shake her head and tail happily and run around."

"Hey, it's not easy to run." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Gradually, she moved away from his former spouse, Bai Kainan."

"Return spouse Bai Kainan..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Seeing an opportunity, Hou Zhen quietly licked his paws, waiting for the opportunity to come, but they didn't find it."

"What's the matter?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "There are five hundred pairs of eyes not far away, and they are staring at them closely. At this time, the alert Jia Ling discovered the danger. He wanted to warn the whole population, so he let out a series of low growls to search, search, and search. Friend, find a good friend, give me a salute..."

"Let's play together!!!" Shen Changle was halfway through the play, and was immediately pushed aside by Hou Zhen, who had been prepared for a long time.

(End of this chapter)