Chapter 796 Tribute
Shen Changle said: "What are you doing, the guy is kind enough to offer opinions, but you push him like this? What kind of temper is this???"

"The young man's opinion is inappropriate. Cross talk is a language art, but the language style is different. This animal world style does not match." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "This one doesn't match? That's easy, I'll just find you another match."

"What else?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, the last time I was in a taxi, the brother there started chatting with me, and he was very enthusiastic."

"Brother also gave advice." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Yo! I know you from Deyun Club, right? Comedian Che...... Hou Zhen!"

"Okay, this good thing has been changed." Hou Zhen shrugged.

Shen Changle said: "How is it? Are there any new works recently?"

Hou Zhen said: "You are asking the right person. Alas, we have a lot of new works recently. The ice and snow melted, and everything revived. It's the season of cross talk again. The male and fit cross talk praises Hou Zhen, and the sky thunders! It's all new. work."

Shen Changle: "..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed and applauded warmly.

Shen Changle was silent for a long time before he felt a little disgusted and said, "Did you forget to take your medicine when you went out???"

Hou Zhen said: "I'm going crazy after taking the medicine."

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "No, cross talk is a language art. I always listen to your works every day when I drive a taxi. I really like you."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, then I have to thank you for your support."

Shen Changle said: "Hey, don't be polite, to be honest, I think you are just like us."

"Same...how did you say that?" Hou Zhen was a little puzzled.

Shen Changle said: "Because we are all industries serving the public, you bring laughter to the audience, and we bring convenient travel to customers."

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "Oh, that's true."

Shen Changle said: "That's right, so since it's a service-type job, at the very least, you should speak comfortably to others, right?"

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, your meaning and language should be beautiful."

Shen Changle said: "I think you can learn from the styles of other industries. Which industry do you think is so comfortable to listen to?"

Hou Zhen was puzzled and said, "Which one?"

Shen Changle patted her thigh and said, "That stewardess on the plane."

Hou Zhen said, "The stewardess is comfortable talking?"

Shen Changle said with a smile all over his face: "Oh my God, how comfortable it is! The dignified and beautiful image, the graceful figure, always showing the most standard smile, and the black silk stockings, and finally paired with the waxy, waxy, The sweet voice, yo yo yo is amazing!!!"

"Good guy, I don't think you are listening to the voice, do you? Why do I feel that your purpose is not pure!!!" Hou Zhen complained coldly.

Shen Changle said: "Don't talk nonsense, it's just for hearing, if you don't believe me, I'll teach you."

"Okay, then let's listen to it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle bowed with a smile on her face, and put her hands in front of her body. As soon as she spoke, her sweet and glutinous female voice passed through the microphone, sweetening the hearts of the audience like honey:
"Gentlemen and ladies, welcome to take the flight of Crosstalk Airlines. I am the flight attendant of this flight. The plane is about to take off. Please put away the small table, straighten the back of the seat and open the sunshade. Me and my The team members will serve you wholeheartedly.”

"Hey... It's really comfortable to feel this way, but it's a pity that it came out of your mouth." Hou Zhen smacked his mouth with a little regret.

Shen Changle said: "Speaking like this, does it feel like a spring breeze, don't care how awkward the customer is, once hearing you talk like this, at least half of the anger will be relieved."

Hou Zhen said: "Then what do you mean, do we also say the same when we talk about cross talk???"

Shen Changle said: "That's right! It's suitable."

Hou Zhen said: "I will stop here, gentlemen and ladies, welcome to watch this performance, I am the crosstalk actor Hou Zhen of this performance, and my partner and I will wholeheartedly serve you... vomit!! !"

Shen Changle said: "Why did you vomit when you said so well??? Why have you been... for a few months???"

"Don't talk about this, I can't come, I don't have your skills, give up and give up." Hou Zhen waved his hand, it really couldn't do it.

Shen Changle said with a look of disgust: "What level is this? I taught you morning sickness that you can learn for a long time. You are really the No. 1 ancient and modern cross talk."

"All right, you're awesome, you can come to your show, and you don't want to run on me. I can't do this. In the future, you can talk about it alone. I won't serve you anyway, goodbye!!!"

Hou Zhen waved his hands and was about to take off his coat angrily, but was stopped by Shen Changle who reacted quickly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdhhhhhhhhhhhdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhds)"Shen Changle smiled and pulled Hou Zhen back again."

Hou Zhen said: "That's right, this thing should be handed over to a professional, to mention some unique features, language features, right?"

Shen Changle said: "Yes, I have an idea, just the two of us and I can discuss it with you."

"Okay, you can say something good and constructive. I've been going crazy for so long, you know?" Hou Zhen looked at Shen Changle and reluctantly agreed.

Shen Changle thought for a while and said, "Let's, let's do that, how about the cross talk in the dubbed film."

Hou Zhen frowned and said, "Cross talk dubbed? Can this work???"

Shen Changle said: "I think it should work, because it can shorten the distance between you and the audience."

"No, I don't understand this if you talk about it specifically. How does it shorten the distance?"

Shen Changle said: "First of all, it's about addressing, for example, the audience is not called the audience."

Hou Zhenping said: "Then the audience has to call???"

Shen Changle imitated a tone that was often used in dubbed films and dramas before and said: "Oh~ my dear God!"

Hou Zhenxue said: "Oh~ my dear God."

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said, "Oh, that's absolutely correct, but you still don't call a partner a partner."

Hou Zhen said: "The partner's name is ???"

Shen Changle said: "Oh~ my baby!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience applauded and booed.

Hou Zhen frowned and asked back: "Isn't it called what you say again???"

Shen Changle said: "Oh~ my baby!"

Hou Zhen said: "Oh~ my...don't look at me with that look, no, can this be a good cross talk? Why do I think this is more disgusting than the last one???"

Shen Changle said confidently: "Yes, you can say anything like that."

"Can Guankou speak? A lama came from the south, holding a five-jin sole in his hand. A dumb man came from the north, with a trumpet stuck in his waist." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Of course, you can listen carefully."

"Oh~ my dear baby."

"Call me." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Did you know? A lama came from the south, oh~ for God's sake, he still has a five-jin sole in his hand."

Hou Zhen said: "Hey, how amazing is it???"

Shen Changle continued: "Oh~ What the hell, there's another dumb guy from the north. What could be more exciting than this?"

Hou Zhen said: "Yes?"

Shen Changle: "He even has a trumpet pinned to his waist. That stupid one is like a stubborn donkey. The lama with the tama wants to exchange the tama for the dumb horn that doesn't have a horn."

"The dumb said, oh~ I don't want to."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh~ I don't...it's not you waiting!!! My dear baby, I want to ask a question."

"Your dumb, can you say that I don't want to??? Can you tell me what's going on???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"The dumb said I don't want to hahaha ouch..."

"66666!!!"

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, leaning forward and back together with joy.

Shen Changle said: "Well, how should I put it? If speaking from the factual level, a dumb person should not be able to speak, but from a sense level... there is a feeling that he can speak, so Say you understand?"

Hou Zhen: "..."

"Forget it, whatever you want, what's next???"

Shen Changle said: "Oh~ Lama said, hey, my old buddy, believe it or not, I kicked your ass hard with my boots, wow I couldn't believe my eyes, the dumb guy took out his phone from his pocket, hey , Dear old irons, have you seen it? Please pay attention to double-click 666, this lama is going to kick my ass."

"I'll fuck you!!!" Hou Zhen pushed Shen Changle with a smile and said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"well said!!!"

"One more episode!!!"

"another one!!!"

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bowed and prepared to step down after the performance, but they were stopped by the host for an interview.

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen saw the host Wu Xiubo approaching, their eyes briefly met, and they reached a tacit understanding in no time.

Just when the host Wu Xiubo came to the front, the two clasped their fists and shouted loudly at the same time: "Shen Changle, Hou Zhen pays homage to Uncle Shangxian!!!"

"Ouch! Don't dare!"

When had Wu Xiubo next to him seen such a scene, he was shocked by the sudden yelling from the two of them.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Oh shit, Wu Xiubo was taken aback hahaha!"

"These two are really dogs!!!"

"Sigh, there really aren't any good people among cross talk actors, hahaha!"

The audience in the audience was stunned for a moment, but soon burst into laughter again.

The host Wu Xiubo wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead and said helplessly: "Good guy, it's the first time I've seen such a battle in so many years."

"That means you are here." Shen Changle said with a smile.

The host Wu Xiubo said: "After being absent from two episodes of the show, including the audience including me, I was finally on this stage again, saw Teacher Hou Zhen again, and saw this pair of tacit cooperation and powerful partners. First of all On behalf of the audience and comedian program group again, I would like to welcome you."

"Thank you, thank you!!! Thank you, Uncle Bo, and everyone, because my little problem made everyone worry." Hou Zhen was flattered and bowed 360 degrees to express his thanks, with an expression of indescribable touch and pride.

Host Wu Xiubo said with a smile: "Back to this stage, how does Mr. Hou Zhen feel? Are you happy?"

Hou Zhen nodded and said solemnly: "To be honest, I am very happy, including when I was in the hospital, there were many fans of ours, who left messages on my Weibo and fan groups, saying that they miss me, best wishes I will recover soon, encourage me, and to be honest, I read all of them, and I am really touched."

"As an actor, no matter what kind of actor he is, how to prove that he is successful, the most important point is to see whether he can win the affirmation and love of the audience."

"But as a cross talk actor, it's actually the exact opposite of this. A cross talk actor's job and performance requirements are actually to assist, set off, and make himself as inconspicuous as possible. As the saying goes, red flowers and green leaves, I am the green leaf."

"But I really didn't expect that I... would one day be able to gain the love and attention of so many fans and audiences. I really feel very happy. I also thank my partner, my character— —Shen Changle!"

"What Brother Hou said is actually a bit too much. There are high and low job functions on the stage, but this cross talk work is the joint efforts of two people. The honor and applause are naturally two people. In the cross talk industry, I am a good partner for me. , it’s actually harder to find than a wife, and it’s my luck to meet Brother Hou.”

Shen Changle smiled and said this, but this time it was rare that he didn't make a joke, but just hugged Hou Zhen's shoulders tightly, expressing his heart with movements.

The cross talk in the audience was enthusiastic and applauded, the host Wu Xiubo also nodded and continued: "We know that you got the topic "New Wine in Old Bottles" in the lottery last time, so can you tell us about the two of you in detail? Is there any mental journey in the creation of cross talk that we talked about this time?"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "The topic of new wine in old bottles is actually to pay tribute and innovate in classic works."

"The cross talk we chose this time is actually a tribute to the classic work "How to Be Good" by the predecessors of cross talk, Mr. Wang Ping and Mr. Zheng Jian. I remember that when I was young, I watched Mr. Wang Ping and Mr. Zheng Jian on TV. This work, with a handful of teasers, the right size and innovation, really makes a name for a dish out of play.”

"It's a pity that Mr. Wang Ping died young because of a heart attack. It's a pity. Brother Hou and I are not at a high level, and our abilities are limited. It is impossible to surpass it."

"It can only be said that I will take this opportunity to give full play to my full strength to make a classic tribute, and to use this difficult-to-understand Liangzi to stand on the shoulders of giants to make some innovations. Criticize more corrections."

(End of this chapter)

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