Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 815 Is Scolding!
As Shen Changle threw out the word "playing football", almost all the audience cheered up.

Needless to say, women's football is pretty good, and foreign football is not very popular, so the only thing left that can be used as a cross talk is men's football! ! !

The audience thought of the dispute between Xiao Yueyue and the men's football team some time ago, and the men's football team that lost to Ilya in the world qualifiers two days ago, and everyone's expectations were immediately raised to the full point.

Because I forgot who said it, Lu Xun, who is tentatively named, once said, as long as you scold the men's football, then we are good friends! ! !

Not to mention the ghostly appearance of the men's football team just two days in advance, everyone, every fan is full of desire to complain.

And Shen Changle on the stage waved his hands and said: "It can't be said that you can definitely make money by playing football. First of all, you still have to become a wrist. Only by becoming a wrist can you make a lot of money."

"Then I asked, I said old man, I heard that football players have practiced in football schools since they were young, and they may not be successful after more than ten years of practice. You said that I have never practiced since I was a child. This will work." Is it? The old man said that you are in charge of that, I will recommend someone to you, and keep you able to play football!!!”

"My father is quite capable, and he can recommend this kind of thing." Hou Zhen said with a smile.

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said: "If you say that this old man is very efficient in his work, he was found for me within a few days."

"Oh? Who is it?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "The boss of a football club!"

Hou Zhen said: "Look! This is still a big man."

Shen Changle said: "Then the boss saw me and asked, which... is it you who want to play football???"

"I said yes, you see, I didn't prepare any gifts when we met for the first time, or I can find a place where we can go with the big sword..."

"Hi... what are you talking about!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle also nodded and said: "Well, the boss also waved his hand and refused, no need!!!"

"That's right, why would a boss as big as him do this to you." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle shrugged his shoulders and said, "Oh, she just got out of health care."

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "Hi, I'm exaggerating."

Shen Changle said: "The boss came over and sat down, and asked me with a big mouth, tell me about your basic situation, do you have any specialties, and what have you done???"

"Let me tell you, to be honest, I told you that I almost didn't graduate from junior high school, I'm stupid, and I can't be a white-collar worker, but my body is not bad, and I'm suitable for physical labor......... Hey!!! The boss was so happy when he heard it!!!”

"What are you so happy about???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle, the boss of Xuexue, was pleasantly surprised: "Oh my God! You have graduated from junior high school! Then our team has the highest education!!! Top students, from now on you will be the academic education in our football team!!!"

Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "Good guy! Junior high school is the highest education, and their team is a bunch of illiterates!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience laughed instantly, and each of them leaned forward and backward with joy.

Shen Changle continued to learn from the boss and said: I heard that you have practiced sports for more than ten years and still have achieved nothing, right? "

"I said yes, the boss pondered for a while and said that according to your experience, you are most suitable to play as a defender."

"Playing as a defender... why not that???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Think about it, among all the positions on the field, the most demanding psychological endurance is the defender. As long as he is scored by someone, the fans will scold you. If you say that the psychological quality is not good, you must not let the fans Curse and hang yourself!"

Hou Zhen nodded and said, "Oh, that makes sense."

Shen Changle said: "It's the first time I know that I can be a defender if I have good mental endurance! Hey, I said that I can definitely be a good one. My mental quality is very good, especially I am very good at admitting defeat!!!"

"puff………………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"This is a tribute to Xiao Yueyue, right? This is definitely a tribute!!!"

"Hahaha admit defeat, the men's football team is happy to see being whipped to death again."

"Fire whip! Ticket refund!!!"

The audience in the audience laughed loudly, thinking of what Xiao Yueyue said about admitting defeat last time.

At this time, the backstage comedians looked at the two people on the stage one by one, and couldn't help shaking their heads and laughing.

"Dare to scold and scold so much on such a big stage, this is Shen Changle, this is also men's football!"

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Shen Changle said: "In this way, I became an official football player of the Wudu Cow Club."

Hou Zhen frowned and said, "Why does this name sound so strange???"

Shen Changle said: "This boss used to sell milk, so it's called the Cow Club."

"Oh, no wonder." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "As soon as I got to the team, I secretly vowed that I must learn from other teammates, work hard to improve my skills, and strive to win glory for the country as soon as possible!!!"

"That's a good idea." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle changed the subject and said, "But after a long time, I found out that this is not the case."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, what's wrong???"

Shen Changle said helplessly: "They don't even know how to play football, they all paid for it! Let's say our team's goalkeeper, who is short-sighted at [-] degrees, looks like a blind man on the field. He's still laying out defenses there."

Hou Zhen said: "Then this look is indeed a bit bad."

Shen Changle: "There is also our center forward, hey, his skills are not bad, but it's a pity that he is too short!"

"It's okay to be low." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "Hey, you don't know how low you are, it's still free for that little one to go out and take the bus now, stepping on stilts and tiptoeing to get under Xiali's car without bumping into each other! !!"

"Good guy!!! You're not afraid of being trampled to death by someone on the court if you're not careful!!!" Hou Zhen said in shock.

Shen Changle said: "If you want to say that the most capable is our striker."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, there is still one who can play football."

Shen Changle said: "That's right, just say how strong he is, if the opponent doesn't have a goalkeeper, he can score two goals in a game!"

"Ah??? No goalkeeper to enter? What if there is a goalkeeper???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle coughed dryly and said, "If there is a goalkeeper... then it's almost the same whether he gets in or not."

"Isn't this just a display?" Hou Zhen complained.

Shen Changle sighed and said: "After half a season, I am honored to be the top scorer of our team."

Hou Zhen: "The best...... Hey, don't you play as a defender? Why are you the best scorer as a defender???"

Shen Changle said with embarrassment: "Because I scored a lot of own goals."

"Hi! Isn't this just a disservice." Hou Zhen said.

"Pfft..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh shit... the best shooter!"

"Fuck, this ridicule is absolutely perfect, it's really a slap in the face, hahaha!"

The audience burst out laughing again, this time there was no doubt at all, it can be completely proved that they are definitely going to the black men's football match.

Originally, the men's football team and Ilya played one-to-one, and it was almost over, but it turned out that it was because of an own goal of the men's football team that they lost one-to-two in the end. Needless to say, the fans now just don't watch it. Everyone in the ball knows.

The men's football team finally lost because of an own goal, and this hot search is still in the top ten of the list.

Shen Changle said with a serious face: "In the end, there was really no other way. The coach had to formulate a set of tactics to mark me specifically."

"That's right, you are much more threatening than the opponent's striker." Hou Zhen said with a half-smile.

Shen Changle said: "Especially before the start of each game, the opponent players shook my hand kindly, and their attitudes are particularly good."

Hou Zhen said: "That's right, pointing at you to score for them."

Shen Changle said: "But even so, my teammates still have a lot of affection for me. I remember that it was my birthday, and everyone collectively gave me a gift."

"What did you give?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "Compass!"

Hou Zhen said clearly: "Oh, that is for you to recognize the direction of the goal."

Shen Changle said: "In this way, with the joint efforts of all our teammates, after the end of the season, our team finally—"

Hou Zhen: "Win the championship?"

Shen Changle spread his hands and said, "Degraded!"

Hou Zhen: "Hi..."

Shen Changle said: "There is no way the boss will be so angry and disband our team directly."

"This kind of [-] team should disband as soon as possible, it's too embarrassing for the football team." Hou Zhen waved his hand

Shen Changle said: "As soon as the team disbanded, I lost my job again.
Hou Zhen said: "Hurry up and find a way to change jobs, you can't do it at all."

Shen Changle said: "At this moment, the opportunity came, because the Olympic Games are about to start!"

Hou Zhen waved his hands to pour cold water on him: "I advise you to get rid of this idea as soon as possible. Those who participate in the Olympic Games are all capable athletes. You are like this, there is no way!"

Shen Changle said: "You are talking about other sports, football is different, especially men's football, you know!"

Hou Zhen wondered: "Why is football different? Look at people from Padang and Genting, they are all big names!!! Can you compare with others???
Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "How can we compare with others, they can walk and kick us several times."

"Yeah, what else are you thinking about?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Wait for the news. The day of the game is getting closer and closer. The chairman of our country's Football Association is in a hurry."

"Who is the chairman of the Football Association?" Hou Zhen
Shen Changle said: "Hey! This chairman is a legend"

"Oh, what about the legendary method?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "This Chairman Xie is a professional retreating first-class performing artist, wall grass cultivator, first-class lazy worker, president of the Great Sword Association, president of the Temporary Cultivation Association, and a permanent director of the Bihaiyuntian Bathing Pool Association. The most important thing is that even though he has no legs, he still has to practice football skills for more than [-] hours a day."

Hou Zhen wondered: "Isn't he legless, how can he still play football???"

Shen Changle said with a smile: "How about he is legendary! As long as it is related to men's football, it cannot be inferred by common sense. It is always special and wonderful."

Hou Zhen said, "Then why is he in a hurry?"

Shen Changle said helplessly: "Can you not be in a hurry? There are so many players in Longguo, and I can't find anyone who can score goals. Do you think this is interesting?"

"That's not enough..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Pretty much, those domestic forwards, who usually play against their own team are called happy, but when they play against foreign teams, they become eunuchs."

"Eunuch???" Hou Zhen repeated.

Shen Changle spread out his hands and said seriously: "I won't ejaculate anymore."

Hou Zhen said: "Hey, it won't work or it won't work."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Everyone in the audience laughed loudly, this is the recording and broadcasting, but mobile phones are not accepted for live broadcasts, and now the Internet is probably full of @男足球 information.

This scolding is really cool! ! !

Hou Zhen said: "It's not that the domestic ones are not good, so there are no forwards who play abroad?"

Shen Changle said: "Don't tell me, there really is a player named Dong Zhuo who plays football in England."

Hou Zhen said: "Good guy Dong Zhuo is here too? Is there Lu Bu???"

Shen Changle said: "And Diao Chan, let's put these three together and kill each other."

"The main reason is that the name is too misleading." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "But I have to say, this little Dong has a lot of tricks, but he has been abroad all year round, and he doesn't understand the national conditions in China. He hasn't given gifts to the team leaders, and the coaches are unwilling to take him to play."

Hou Zhen slapped his thigh and said, "Hi!!!

Shen Changle said: "Seeing that the days are getting closer, Chairman Xie is anxious to scratch his heart and eat ten or twenty catties of gunpowder."

Hou Zhen said: "What's the use of taking medicine, hurry up and find a way!"

Shen Changle said: "At this moment, I don't know who showed him the video of my game."

"Chairman Xie looked at my goal collection, and he was so happy. Oh, this is Inzaghi from Longguo. How good is his ability to seize opportunities in front of the goal! He didn't celebrate when he scored a goal, and he was very calm, too. Like a ruthless frontline killer!!!”

"Good guy! He didn't see that you scored all your own goals???" Hou Zhen was also dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "How can he understand that? Anyway, it's just a goal, and it doesn't matter who it is!"

Hou Zhen shook his head speechlessly and said: "This chairman's level is not good enough.
Shen Changle: When Chairman Xie was happy, he waved his hand and went!Hurry up and find this expert and let him be the striker of the Olympic team! ! ! "

Hou Zhen said: "Damn it, it's completely over now!"

(End of this chapter)