Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 816 We take [-]% of the credit for this work

Shen Changle: "Before I go, I should inquire. The head coach of the Olympic team is not from Longguo. He is a foreigner, so he may not understand Longguo dialect. I took the time to learn it during the few days of assembly A few words in a foreign language."

Hou Zhen nodded and said with a smile: "You know how to study, so it shows that your education is not in vain."

Shen Changle said: "In the end, when I got to the national team, I searched everywhere, but I couldn't find this foreign old man."

"Why??" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "I was wondering too. I asked a random teammate in the past, hey, where did our foreign coach, the foreign old man go???"

"What did he say?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle waved his hand and imitated another person: "Hey, don't mention it, now the team is not allowed to talk about it. I heard that a female reporter needs to be harassed, so the police arrested her!"

Hou Zhen said in shock: "Damn it, what kind of coach is this!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Good good!!!"

The audience in the audience burst into applause again.

Shen Changle said: "While talking, the day of this game is coming soon. In the first game, against New Donglan, our whole team is very confident!" "

"Still confident??? Why don't you guys???" Hou Zhen asked with a puzzled expression.

Shen Changle waved his hands and said righteously: "Hey, you don't know, this New Donglan is an amateur team, and the whole team only has two professional players, and the rest are shoe repairers and banana sellers. , as well as fishing and selling skewers.”

"Good guy, isn't this just a pure miscellaneous army giving points." Hou Zhen said happily.

Shen Changle also proudly said: "You said, we have to enter four or five of them no matter what, right???"

"Hey, don't blow it up yet, let's talk when you can get in." Hou Zhen waved his hand.

Shen Changle said: "You are right. Don't look at these people's miscellaneous troops. You will find out that it is not the case when you start playing. These grandchildren play better than us!!!"

"Don't you say they are a motleyball team???" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "Yeah, who would have thought that amateur players are so good at kicking, and not only have good skills, but also have great physical strength."

"How do you say that?" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "I stood in their restricted area for a full eight or ten minutes, it made me tired."

"What level are you? You're tired of standing!" Hou Zhen said contemptuously.

Shen Changle said: "Then look at them, their two guards have been running for so long, and they still have the energy to chat there! They are talking and laughing!!!"

"Do you know what we're talking about?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle imitated a foreign accent and said, "San'er, how is your fruit stand business?"

"San'er? Foreigners also have this name? How about San'er?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued: "Hey, don't mention it, the business was good at first, but I was forced to participate in the Olympics, it was all delayed!"

Hou Zhen said: "The loss is not small."

Shen Changle said: "Hey, you talk about these people. When I heard it, I was so angry that I was so unpatriotic! Look at me, in order to win glory for the country, I haven't gone to the big sword for more than a month!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "Hey, you are not much better."

Shen Changle said: "I was about to go there to educate them, but the ball came, oh, it made me so happy."

"That ball was not a goal, why are you happy?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Then you don't understand, this is the first time I have the ball in the whole game."

"The time ahead is just to stand and play." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I stopped my right foot here, and then I buckled it. Turning around and looking up, there is only San'er left in front!"

"Where are the others???" Hou Zhenping asked.

Shen Changle pointed at the base of the wall and said, "The goalkeeper and the other two guards are fighting against the landlord."

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Good guy, let's play cards!!!"

Shen Changle rubbed his chin and said: "If I peck at the mill, I will definitely not be able to force it. I can't bump into others. I can only outsmart them, not force them."

Hou Zhen said: "Then have you thought of a way???"

Shen Changle said: "I yelled at San'er, San'er was so frightened when I finished shouting, the rabbit is his grandson!!!"

"What are you shouting for???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle opened his mouth wide and shouted, "City—management—come—la! La! La!"

"Hey, it seems that the urban management of Xindonglan is not usually very civilized in law enforcement." Hou Zhen shook his head helplessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Pfft... city management!"

"Hey guy, anyone dares to be sarcastic. This Deyun Club stall is designated not to want it hahaha!"

The audience burst out laughing, bursting out laughing one by one.

Shen Changle said: "This is an empty door!"

"Good opportunity, hurry up and shoot!" Hou Zhen said eagerly.

Shen Changle said: "I stared at the empty door for 3 minutes..."

Hou Zhen said with a speechless face: "You have been aiming at the empty goal for so long? What kind of footwork do you have? I can kick it in if it's me!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Hey! You are not allowed to insult our men's football players!!!"

"Originally, 3 minutes is enough to do a lot of things, shoot!" Hou Zhen said

Shen Changle said: "For this empty goal, I took a shot, ho! The ball went in!!!"

"Good!!!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, I'm beautiful now, and my teammates are also very excited, they all ran over and hugged me tightly."

"It's hard to score a goal, and I really can't help being excited." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "My teammates expressed their congratulations to me one after another. Changle, Longguo's once-in-a-century strike, you can treat me with the prize money!"

"It's all on my mind." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Now I am well-known. My name is all over the newspapers and on the TV. There is no one who does not look at me when I walk on the street. Every time I go to a place, everyone immediately walks away from me by more than five meters, expressing their respect. My respect."

"It might be that the big guy is avoiding you, afraid that you will infect something unclean. Hou Zhen complained."

Shen Changle: Before I wake up from the joy, the second match is about to start again. "

Hou Zhen: "Who will you be with in the second round?"

Shen Changle said: "Bia Shi, oh, the game was so brutal, it was like a war, it was too scary!!!"

"Good guy, what's the matter!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The players in Biya are too good, we couldn't pass the halftime."

"That's because your level is too low!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle rolled up his sleeves with both hands and said as if to ask everyone: "Hey, I am really pissed off. How dare you be so rampant in our home court? I must teach them a lesson!!!"

"What do you want to do?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "No reason, before I make a move, there is one person in our team who can't hold back."

"Who is it?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "Xiao Tan, this buddy stayed in Songshan Shaolin Temple for a while, and after returning to vulgarity, I miss the old days very much. He often looks in the direction of Songshan blankly by himself. He is called Tan Wangsong."

"Oh, he's still a player who knows kung fu." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Xiao Tanxin said that you Belgian players are too bullying. If you don't show any color to you, you don't know whose territory this is! I don't know how many eyes the Lord Ma has!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "Why do these words sound like gangsters!"

Shen Changle said: "Hey, don't worry about it, Xiao Tan is fierce. He aimed at an opponent player who was running towards him, and kicked him with his "Broken King Kong Kick."

"My god, why does this skill sound so scary!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The kick hit the vital point, and the player died immediately, lying on the ground and humming, his voice changed."

"Ya Butterfly, Yay Butterfly~~~"

"Good guy, it doesn't matter if you change your gender. Why are you kicking the nationality? "Hou Zhen said.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey hey hey..."

The audience booed and applauded.

Shen Changle said: "The other players were also terrified, and the referee was also terrified. He respectfully sent Xiao Tan down to rest."

"Still resting...that means he was sent off with a red card! Don't talk about this, what happened in the end?" Hou Zhen asked curiously.

Shen Changle said angrily: "The result? Huh! Biashi and the referee colluded with each other and shamelessly won against us!"

Hou Zhen said with a face full of pain: "What a shameless fellow! A red card is too polite. This directly kicks him into a eunuch. Even if he is pulled out and shot for 5 minutes, it won't be too much."

Shen Changle said: "In the last game, we ushered in the Padang team."

Hou Zhen came to the spirit and said: "Yo, this is a world-class team, this is amazing."

Shen Changle said: "Hey, strong or not, but we are not afraid at all."

"That is, who were you afraid of before the game?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "On the contrary, the Padang team was terrified after watching the video of our game against Biya. They all shook their heads while hugging their own hands. I heard that the head coach of the Padang team is still A special slogan was put forward."

"What slogan?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "Only by protecting the ball on your body can you protect the ball on the field."

"It's not false at all, but if you just protect the ball, don't you take care of the stick..." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I need everything. Anyway, generally speaking, the football bigwigs in Badong are very worried, for fear that they will be abolished, which will affect their career later. "

"Then what should we do?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Don't tell me, if there is someone who is afraid of death, there is really someone who is not. A person came out of the changing room not far away."

"Who???" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "I wonder if you've heard of a man named Pato?"

Hou Zhen said: "I've heard of it, it's amazing, the players who play in AD Milan are also big-name players."

Shen Changle said: "Well, this Xiaopa is young and doesn't understand the dangers of the world. Seeing what his teammates are worried about, he slaps his chest and kicks the Longguo team. I can go by myself, and you don't have to go!"

"The other members of the Padang team were very happy when they heard it, hey, it's okay, young man, then go on, I'll support you from behind, anyway, let's just give a few similar instructions, and then they all go to the bar to drink gone."

"What happened later?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "When I went to the bar, I turned on the TV and saw that it just started. Pato is amazing. He made a steal in the first 5 minutes, and then 11 players scored a goal in a row."

Hou Zhen was shocked and said: "Hey, it's not that all 11 of you can't guard against him alone???"

Shen Changle said: "Hey, don't say that you can't keep up if you are on guard. The Padang team saw that it was going down, and there was no problem. They turned off the TV and started drinking. After an hour and a half, Pato was dejected after playing the game. is back."

Hou Zhen said: "Yo, then why are you still downcast???"

Shen Changle said: "Yeah, why did you become dejected, and Ronaldinho asked, what's the matter, A Tuo? I think you played well, and you are very good at surpassing others. Did you not have enough physical strength in the end?"

"" Insufficient physical strength, oh, this is possible, what did Pato say? "Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle imitated Topal, waved his hands and said: "Oh, don't mention it, I lost one to two, and after hearing that I lost, Ronaldinho hurriedly comforted him: It's okay, brother, it's not bad to play one to eleven, it's pretty good. Alright."

Hou Zhen said: "This is quite good! What does Pato say???"

Shen Changle slapped his thigh and said, "Oh, you don't know, boss, I feel so aggrieved!!!"

"What is it like to feel aggrieved after losing to the Longguo men's football team?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Hey, it's not because of this, it's mainly because, I just scored a goal and scored a point, and then I was sent off by the referee!!!"

"Ah???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woooooooo!!!"

"This bottom is good!"

"That's right, the bottom is so good, it just corresponds to the fact that the front striker can score two goals without a goalkeeper."

"It's obviously a cross talk, but I don't know why I don't think it's an exaggeration at all."

"Hahahahaha, I think so too, the men's football is really like this, and the anti-aircraft gun can shoot crookedly within ten meters of the goal, it's a damn steal!!!!"

The audience laughed loudly, stood up and applauded one by one, feeling extraordinarily happy in their hearts.

"Thank you, thank you everyone!"

"Thank you everyone!"

After Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bowed, they stood on the stage smiling.

"Thank you for your wonderful performance... This time, the two of you have come up with a sports theme, right?" Wu Xiubo said with a smile.

"Yes, I said something about sports." Shen Changle said with a smile.

Wu Xiubo said: "Can I ask you two, how did you come up with such a theme of cross talk?"

"It's still because of the semi-finals. The script for the show is almost used. I didn't know what to say at first, but after reading the news, the men's football is so strong, right?"

"Then I thought about bringing it here to chat about the popularity. I have to say that this work is really thanks to the high-quality materials provided by the men's football team. Brother Hou and I accounted for at most [-]% of the credit for this work." Shen Changle smiled very Modestly said.

　The men's soccer team is really good at cooperating. I just saw today that they lost to Xiaori two days ago... It's amazing!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)