Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 818 The men's soccer team is in a hurry!The men's football is cowardly......

After the tidbits are over, the main body of the program begins.

The first two works ended soon, and the long-awaited Shen Changle and Hou Zhen finally appeared.

At the same time, the number of live barrage and interaction on video sites increased several times.

"It's on the stage, it's on the stage!!!"

"Ho! Weekly source of joy!"

"The same, the last week's work is counting on today to live!!!"

"Fuck, if it wasn't for watching happy comedians, watching the football game two days ago, I almost smashed the TV!!! I almost couldn't hold back!!!"

"Fuck! The same fans are too real!!!"

"Trash men's football, disband quickly!!!"

In the turmoil of the barrage, Shen Changle and Hou Zhen Xiangsheng also began to get to the point:
"This road is getting faster and faster, my wheels are on fire, sparks are flying around, and the old man and old lady in the suburbs saw me pointing at me and calling me Nezha!!!"

"That's using what you're stepping on as a hot wheel."

"When will I be rich? When will I be able to play for the country? The old man said don't worry, I will show you the way, you go play football!!!"

"Playing football can make money and play for the country?"

With the entry into the live, the active ones in the barrage are even higher!
As I said before, regardless of whether you have watched the men's football game or not, at least you still have your own expectations for national honor.

As a result, a piece of news that the men's football team lost to Syria became a trending search. Regardless of the men's football team, even ordinary people were disgusted by the news.

In the end... Who would have thought that it was only two days ago that Shen Changle would be compiled into a cross talk.

Guo Taoer from the Deyun Society often said that cross talk is innovative and the content of the program is innovative. Everyone is a little bit disapproving, good guy!Only now do I realize that the cross talk is really advancing so fast with the times! ! !

The men's football news has just been on the hot search for two days, and this cross talk has come out! ! !

A large number of people laughed out loud while listening to it, and at the same time clicked forward directly, and shared it in various social software circles of friends.

Slowly, more and more, there was a forwarded news that happened to be seen by an active male football player, and he accidentally clicked on it.

"I heard that you haven't achieved anything after more than ten years of physical training? Then according to your experience, you are most suitable to play as a defender."

"Playing as a defender... why not this???"

"Think about it, among all the positions on the field, the one with the highest requirement for psychological endurance is the defender. As long as he is scored by someone, the fans will scold you. If you say that the mental quality is not good, you must not let the fans scold you and hang yourself." !"

"It's the first time I know that I can be a defender if I have good mental endurance! Hey, I said that I can definitely be a good one. My mental quality is very good, especially I am very convincing!!!"

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"If you want to say that the most capable is our striker, if the opponent does not have a goalkeeper, he can score two goals in a game!"

"Ah? No goalkeeper to score two? What if there is a goalkeeper???"

"Then if there is a goalkeeper...then it's almost the same whether he gets in or not."

"Isn't this just a decoration?"

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"After half a season, I am honored to be our team's top scorer."

"Best... Hey, don't you play as a defender? Why are you the best scorer as a defender???"

"Because I scored a lot of own goals."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Damn it! This is pointing at the nose and cursing, you are so bad, I like it so much!"

"Oh, it's so cool to scold me here, the skin I received a while ago really feels completely clear!!!"

"Damn it! It's so messed up that I'm going to laugh like crazy!"

"Best scorer at the back, own goal hahaha!"

"I've retweeted @男足球, is there anyone to relay it!"

"Forward and forward, such a fun cross talk must be watched by them."

"Thank you for the men's football team's contribution to the cross talk cause, thank you very much!"

The audience who watched "Happy Comedian" almost at the same time burst out laughing, and every sentence of pungent and pointed irony can be found from the hot searches in the past few days without any research.

The defender who kicked an own goal is like a false forward, a goalkeeper who can't count, it was originally a good cross talk, I don't know why it feels like reading the news, it is so real! ! !

However, as Lu Xun said, happiness in the world is not connected, I just think they are too noisy.

At the same time, all the men's football players who saw this cross talk, especially the players who had just returned from the World Cup preliminaries, faced the double ridicule of cross talk and barrage, and almost all of them were out of breath.

This is across the screen, otherwise they all want to hold two machetes, rush along the network cable, and chop the two fucked up eggs on the screen into dumpling fillings.

Too fucking bad! ! !And it's nothing more than a loss, they're all right! ! !
In a small group of men's football members, it had been silent for two days because of the loss, but now it became lively again because of a cross talk.

A: "Did you guys watch the cross talk about Shen Changle's happy comedian? It's so annoying, this!!!"

b: "Obviously it's all about winning glory for the country, how can other players be forgiven for losing, but it's like this when it comes to us!!!"

C: "Who's to say no? Being scolded by the public and scolded by artists, I think we've worked really hard. If we can't beat it, what should we do? Let's not talk about it. I'm going to a nightclub. We'll talk about it next time."

D: "...Where can I add one!"

E: "Add me somewhere!"

F: "Add me somewhere!"

G: "Fuck, let's get down to business now, can you go play later??? Who has the most fans, let's send a statement to condemn him first, and then everyone will follow along."

"We can't let these stinky entertainers feel that we are being bullied, right! Which Yue Yunpeng laughed at us last time, didn't they all apologize in the end???"

H: "Come on, I thought cross talk actors were easy to bully, but the statement made them even more scolded. We dare not say anything about Chen Chichi who performed in the same show, but Shen Changle, you dare to say it???"

"Believe it or not, when the statement is issued today, we will be completely nailed to the pillar of shame and exploded on the Internet tomorrow."

Then player H posted a screenshot of Shen Changle's Weibo fans: "[-] million!!!"

Everyone was stunned, and it took a long time for player G to speak: "The three of you just now don't leave and wait for me, the four of us happened to be leaving in one car."

D: "I'm waiting for you!"

E: "OK!"

F: "Good!" (︶.︶)
(End of this chapter)