I, who was supposed to slay dragons, accidentally started cultivating immortals

Chapter 296 Children with intellectual disabilities are more joyful

Imperial capital, Nibelungen, on the platform.

"You cheated." Long looked down at Lu Mingfei and said in a majestic and deep voice.

Lu Mingfei widened his eyes, bent his knees and jumped onto the platform, standing in front of the dragon and questioning: "Where did I cheat?"

The long neck like a dragon and snake suddenly shrank back, pawed the ground with both claws, and shrunk carefully to the corner, then lowered his head to the ground, looked at Lu Mingfei vigilantly, and let out a deep roar in his throat: "You... you……"

"What's wrong with me? Where did I cheat? Tell me!" Lu Mingfei put his hands on his hips, trying to make sense of him, even though he actually didn't.

Fenrir fell silent. When the previous Texas Hold'em game detected the human in front of him, he couldn't detect his loneliness and despair. Because he couldn't detect it, the croupier directly gave the maximum when giving the chips. Without playing a hand, he lost the game.

Lu Mingfei was thoughtful. He seemed to know about this dragon—Konstantin told him that Fenrir, one of the four pairs of twin monarchs, the king of the land and the mountain, was mentally handicapped with almost double the power of the dragon king. .

When the Black King created them, he did not simply divide the power and power to two dragons, but gave most of the power and power to one dragon, but at the same time gave it fatal flaws, and the other twin There are only some relatively small defects, but at the same time the strength is far less than the other one.

Constantine was endowed with the overwhelming majority of powers. Correspondingly, his body was disabled, and he could not give birth to a huge dragon body in his life.

There are basically no flaws in Norton, but in terms of strength, he has been weakened in all directions. Purely in terms of physical fitness and speech, as a monarch, he is even weaker than the four chief judges—the four chief judges He is the prince with the highest status and has the power to execute the law personally entrusted by the black king. He is the highest law enforcer in the dragon clan except the black king. He can punish all dragons except the black king, the white king and the four monarchs according to the law. In theory, even the White King, the high priest who is second only to the Black King in the Dragon Clan, has no right to interfere with their law enforcement.

Of course, this is under the premise that Norton does not move the knife.

In fact, although he was cut badly by the black king, Norton was once the third strongest in the entire dragon clan - the first black king and the second white king.

Being able to achieve this level is mainly due to the fact that the battles of advanced dragons will eventually be reduced to fist-to-flesh, bloody hand-to-hand combat, and this guy has the equipment to crush.

Alchemy is the technique of making weapons. A long time ago, Norton led Constantine to mobilize the power of his entire family, from his subordinate princes to the sixth generation, and spent a lot of time collecting resources to create a painting that can give The armor of his draconic body—a suit of armor approaching the seven deadly sins in alchemical miracles.

This set of armor was born before the seven deadly sins. Before the birth of the seven deadly sins, it was the ultimate embodiment of alchemy. At that time, there were only a handful of weapons in the dragon clan that could leave marks on it, and none of them could penetrate it. Only the black king and the white king can pierce through this armor with the highly alienated bones on their bodies.

It is precisely because of this set of armor that Norton was once called the strongest existence among the eight monarchs. It is not unrelated to this set of armor that he will develop a brutal character - except for the black king and the white king, the entire dragon clan is He is the best at fighting, and it makes sense for him to be crazy.

However, after years of fighting, the armor was finally completely damaged in the Shiva karma dance of the Mieshiyan spirit, and it lost the possibility of repair-but at the same time, it also protected Norton from surviving in the Shivayan spirit.

Norton and Constantine can be regarded as a relatively benevolent division of the black king, and the black king has done even better in the case of Fenlier, the king of the earth and the mountain, and Jormungandr. The elder brother Fenlier has almost obtained all the power and power , but the IQ is basically no, almost equivalent to a human child, and her younger sister, Ye Mengjiad, has obtained an unparalleled learning ability, correspondingly, she is the weakest dragon king, and her strength is not as good as that of a prince, and even only as good as a duke.

If nothing else, the dragon in front of Lu Mingfei should be the Fenrir mentioned by Constantine. Lu Mingfei made this inference not entirely because it looks like a mentally handicapped—after all, mentally handicapped people can pretend of.

Another very important reason is that the aura on it is too strong, almost twice as strong as that of Constantine. In the dragon clan, apart from the Black and White King, only one dragon, Fenrir, who monopolizes almost all the power, can do it. so strong.

I didn't expect to meet the king of the earth and the mountain here, what a wonderful fate...

"The game...can't detect your loneliness, you stole all the chips." Fenrir's words interrupted Lu Mingfei's thoughts. He found someone to play with him, and he turned out to be someone who could make money. Fenrir felt wronged like never before.

"Can't detect my loneliness? That's a problem with your detection mechanism!" Lu Mingfei immediately blamed him. He is a dignified intellectual who has received nine years of compulsory education and has completed high school. Isn't it easy to bully such a mentally handicapped child?
"You dare to release the game for others to play before it's finished. I haven't found you as the developer yet, yet you still blame me for cheating?" Lu Mingfei was filled with righteous indignation.

"Developer? Bug?" Long was puzzled.

Su Xiaoqiang on the side only felt that there was a big, glowing "crumb" on the top of Lu Mingfei's head.

"Haven't you played games?" Lu Mingfei asked, "Psp, 3ds, ps4 and so on?"

Long shook his head.

"Then your life, oh no, Long Sheng is really pathetic." Lu Mingfei said.

Long was depressed.

"But I have potato chips!" Long refused to accept, waved his wings, and swept out a red packaging bag from behind.

Lu Mingfei stretched out his hand to catch the bag. It was a pack of Lay’s Potato Chips with Texas barbecue flavor—to be honest, Lu Mingfei preferred the original flavor.

Lu Mingfei slapped the bulging potato chips hard, the air inside rushed out from the seal, and the potato chips package was "slapped" open.

Long stared at Lu Mingfei, or at the potato chips in his hand.

Lu Mingfei shook the bag of potato chips in his hand at Long: "Big guy, can I have some?"

Haven't you already opened it?Is it too late to ask now?Su Xiaoqiang complained in his heart.

Long was silent for a while, then nodded.

Lu Mingfei grabbed a handful of potato chips from the bag and stuffed them into his mouth. Long took a big breath between his nose and mouth, and there was a sound like an oversized blower.

"What's wrong?" Lu Mingfei chewed on potato chips and looked at Long.

"..." Long shook his head slowly.

He wanted to say that eating potato chips like this would finish quickly, and that potato chips should be eaten in slices, so that he could enjoy the deliciousness of potato chips for as long as possible, but it seemed that he was petty when he said this, and he might be laughed at.

Su Xiaoqiang at the side felt inexplicably that Lu Mingfei seemed to be bullying a child—a child who was tens of meters tall.

Swallowing the potato chips in his mouth, Lu Mingfei reached into the bag and grabbed a handful in front of Long, and Long took another breath.

"One person, half." Long discussed with Lu Mingfei in a deep and majestic voice like a king.

"No," Lu Mingfei shook his head, pointing at Su Xiaoqiang, "She is my girlfriend, so I have to have her share, one third for each."

"...Okay." Long nodded with difficulty.

Su Xiaoqiang covered her face: "I beg you, don't put me together with the two of you."

"She doesn't eat," Lu Mingfei said, "so I can eat the third for her, is that okay?"

Long's eyes widened - no wonder my sister said that the people outside are bad, it turns out that the people outside are really bad!

"Ask her." Fenrir wanted to make a final struggle.

Lu Mingfei sneered, she is my girlfriend, can she still give you her share?
"You two have half of my share." Su Xiaoqiang looked at Lu Mingfei and Long.

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, Long's eyes lit up, and he immediately labeled Su Xiaoqiang a good person.

"Why?" Lu Mingfei was heartbroken, looking desperate and desolate as if he was stabbed in the back by the closest person.

"It's nothing, I just can't see you bullying children." Su Xiaoqiang complained - Lu Mingfei told her the information about the Dragon King from Constantine, and she also guessed that the huge Dragon King in front of her was probably the dragon king. The retarded child Fenrir.

"Damn it!" Lu Mingfei grabbed another handful of potato chips, then handed the bag to Fenrir: "The rest is yours."

Fenrir took the potato chips carefully. Its huge front paws were big enough for a person to stand on and do a set of radio gymnastics, but it precisely placed the potato chips on the ground with the opening facing up, and then used its slender and sharp wingtips to Pick up a potato chip and throw it in your mouth.

Given its huge size, even its relatively slender wingtips are already extremely strong. This action of pinching out potato chips is like pinching a melon seed with two vajra pestles, but Lu Mingfei heard it from Constantine. It is said that the king of the earth and the mountain controls the power of the earth element and power. Both Fenrir and Jormungandr can control power in unimaginable ways. Although Fenrir looks huge and cumbersome, he can penetrate the earth's crust by relying on ingenuity. .

Lu Mingfei was very surprised by this—is it even necessary to use cleverness to penetrate the earth's crust?

Lu Mingfei had already finished eating the potato chips in his hand, and there was nearly one-third of the total amount left in the bag of potato chips that Fenrir put on the ground. Lu Mingfei could only watch helplessly as Fenrir put the potato chips away. Take out piece by piece and eat.

How about killing it and grabbing the chips?Lu Mingfei thought to himself.

But isn't it a little bit useless to slay a dragon just for a few potato chips?
Fenrir seemed to have seen through Lu Mingfei's thoughts, and the other membranous wing reached forward to block in front of him, protecting the potato chips.

"Cut," Lu Mingfei snorted, "Isn't it just a bag of potato chips? You still look like a baby."

"Potato chips are the best food in the world." Fenrir retorted angrily.

"Oh? Then you must have never eaten steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly..."

Where do you put the name of the dish?If it weren't for the fact that there were only two mentally handicapped children present, Su Xiaoqiang would have turned around and left—she couldn't afford to lose this person.

Although he had never heard of these dishes, just hearing the name Fenrir could not stop his mouth from drooling, and the aroma of potato chips in his mouth was three points weaker.

"I still have flying chess, flying chess is also a game." Long suddenly thought of something, and the huge black membrane wings pulled out a small yellow plastic box from behind, with colorful stickers on the box, and looked at Lu Mingfei proudly ——Although I don’t know what Lu Mingfei said about psp and 3ds games, but he has flying chess, this is the game!

Although it lost in eating, it won back a victory in terms of playing.

"How do you play flying chess by yourself?" Lu Mingfei was puzzled.

Long was silent for a few seconds, silently pulled the flying chess back, turned his head to the other side, silently ate the remaining potato chips, and ignored Lu Mingfei.

"Cough cough," Lu Mingfei coughed softly, "Don't be angry, big guy, don't you think there are two of us here! We can play flying chess with you!"

Su Xiaoqiang: No, please, don't count me in.

……

"Six!" Fenrir roared excitedly, stretching out his wingtips to pick up his small plane.

"Wait!" Lu Mingfei roared, looking at Fenrir suspiciously, "Since just now, the sieve you threw was either five or six, and you never passed one, two, three, four. How could such a coincidence happen?" ?”

"It's... luck," Fenrir argued.

"Once is normal, twice is coincidence, and three times is luck," Lu Mingfei narrowed his eyes, "but this is eight times... You are the king of the earth and the mountain, right?"

"Yes... yes." Fenrir admitted without the slightest warning.

"For the king of the land and the mountain who controls power and power, it should be easy to control the fixed points of the sieve he casts, right?" Lu Mingfei stared at Fenrir.

"I didn't!" Fenlier twitched his neck, categorically denying Lu Mingfei's slander.

"Really? I heard that people who cheat will have tooth decay, and those who don't admit to cheating will have tooth decay all over their mouths." Lu Mingfei looked at Fenrir with a sneer, "Do you dare to swear?"

Fenrir's huge membranous wings trembled, but he still insisted: "I didn't cheat, I won't get cavities, you cheated before, you got cavities!"

"Bounce!" Lu Mingfei crossed his arms in front of him.

It can be seen that his condition has a significant deterioration trend.

"I bounce back too!" Fenrir's membrane wings overlapped and crossed in front of him.

"Bounce your bounce!" Lu Mingfei shouted.

"I'll bounce your bounce too!" Fenrir said not to be outdone.

"I'll bounce your bounce again and I'm not allowed to bounce again!" Lu Mingfei issued a lore!

"Hmm..." Fenrir was troubled.

"Then I'll reflect your rebound!" Fenrir thought he was so smart, he was the smartest dragon in the world except his sister.

One person and one dragon who were obsessed with rebounding did not notice that the wind blown by Fenrir's wings had already blown away the flying chess on the ground, and the plastic cloth chessboard on the ground was also blown up.

Su Xiaoqiang silently picked up the chess pieces and piled them into a pile, and then laid the chessboard again. He turned his head and looked at the one person and one dragon who were still happily reflecting and bouncing back, and fell into the ultimate philosophical question of life.

who I am?where am I?What am I going to do?
Su Xiaoqiang sat on the ground of the platform, and the whole platform was filled with joyful and noisy atmosphere, only she, a confused poor person, was at a loss.

(End of this chapter)