I, who was supposed to slay dragons, accidentally started cultivating immortals

Chapter 297 Best man Chu Zihang and bridesmaid Xia Mi
Imperial capital, Nibelungen.

In the dim underground cavity illuminated only by fine golden starlight, the blue-black dragon king lay on the platform that had been magnified many times in the same proportion. Fei was sitting on the ground leaning on the membrane wings, Su Xiaoqiang was sitting in Lu Mingfei's arms, Stephen Chow's Westward Journey was playing on the TV, the light and shadow on the screen hit the faces of Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang, and also hit Fenrir's scales On, the light keeps changing.

Su Xiaoqiang had watched this movie a long time ago, and Lu Mingfei had also watched it. The dragon king who called himself Fenrir—he said he had watched it hundreds of times.

Fenrir and Lu Mingfei stared at the TV screen intently, like two children secretly watching TV late at night with the lights turned off, but they were much more arrogant than children, did they burst into exaggerated laughter?

What went wrong?Aren't we here to slay dragons?

Su Xiaoqiang fell into deep thought.

In her meditation, the plot of the movie continued to move forward along a fixed rhythm.

"My ideal person is a world-class hero, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me. I guessed the beginning, but I can't guess the ending..."

"Woooo..."

On the screen, Fairy Zixia completely closed her eyes in Supreme Treasure's arms, and let out a low and depressed cry in the huge and empty underground space.

Although it was a cry, the cry was like a storm echoing in the deep valley. It was majestic and mighty, and it was by no means a sound that humans could make.

Su Xiaoqiang glanced at Fenrir. It seemed to be covered with a mask. The majestic and sharp bony face couldn't make a sad expression, but tears could clearly be seen sliding down the gaps in the bony bony depressions.

It is estimated that Lu Mingfei will mock Fenlier soon, and when the two of them quarrel, Su Xiaoqiang feels that her ears will suffer again.

However, after waiting for a few seconds, Lu Mingfei did not sneer. Su Xiaoqiang looked up at him with some doubts, only to find that he was looking thoughtfully at the tearful Fenrir.

Lu Mingfei stared at Fenrir, tears gathered and diverted along the grooves from the mask-like black bones, and finally fell on the ground, wet the platform, this dragon king with the same IQ as a child couldn't make any expression, but Anyone can see his sadness in those tears.

Do dragons grieve too?And still shed tears for a movie that has been watched hundreds of times?Not to mention a monarch sitting on the throne, even an adult crying like this is a bit embarrassing, right?

But Fenlier doesn't care about this, he is like a child, he laughed when he saw Patriarch Bodhi take out his real body, and cried when he saw Zixia died in the arms of Supreme Treasure, can this be considered a dragon? ?
If the dragon slaying warriors of the past dynasties faced this kind of thing and sacrificed, wouldn't it be a little injustice?
The warrior sharpened his sword and put on his armor, kissed his wife's lips and children's cheeks, wiped away their tears with his thumb, and left a suicide note. On the journey, through the deep forest, step into the vast sandy plain, and finally carry the big knife cut to the curly blade, wade through the swamp full of poisonous snakes and come to a cave. At the entrance of the cave, there is a sound of crying and laughing. The warrior They looked at each other, and stepped into the top of the mountain with the determination to die. After a thousand turns and twists and turns, what they saw was a dragon king baby as big as a sperm whale watching "Journey to the West 2".

I don't know if the warriors will collapse and start to doubt their beliefs, and then go home overnight to disarm and return to the field, with their wives and children on the bed.

Lu Mingfei felt that the real dragon was really embarrassing, but he had no right to laugh at Fenrir.

In the first year of high school, the school organized an event to show the first part of Westward Journey to the students. Lu Mingfei and his classmates sat on the playground at night with stools, and the stars were thin above their heads. There were always patrolling snacks with flashlights in the team. "Pickets".

Lu Mingfei was sitting in the second row, and he could vaguely hear the roll of the film in the front projector. Su Xiaoqiang was sitting next to him, her body was stuffed with all kinds of snacks, and she would grab a handful every time the pickets passed by. Putting the snacks into her mouth, Lu Mingfei could hear Su Xiaoqiang chewing the snacks while watching TV. To Lu Mingfei, Lu Mingfei ate the rest and put the bag in his pocket, so that the little goddess transferred the evidence, Lu Mingfei also ate snacks, and everyone took what they needed.

When Lu Mingfei came back after watching the movie, his uncle came to pick him up for the first time. It turned out that the uncle bought a lot of money for scratch-off toys. He took his aunt and Lu Mingze out to have a good meal at night. He said that he wanted to take Lu Mingfei with him. They went together, but Lu Mingfei didn’t call him for the movie-watching event organized by his grade. They wanted to go to Lu Mingze tomorrow and couldn’t wait to make a noise like a magpie, so they had to pack up the food they finished eating in the restaurant and give it to Lu Mingfei. As soon as it became hot, his uncle bought him a quartz watch with electronics.

Lu Mingfei took the watch at the school gate and said thank you uncle, thinking that if the magpie grew up to the size of Lu Mingze, could it still be able to fly?If it flies up and then falls, is it an air crash if someone is killed?

Uncle walked ahead and took him to the place where he parked. A bunch of car keys around his waist beeped loudly. Lu Mingfei followed his uncle and secretly stepped on his shadow cast by street lights. In the distance, parents taught their children to say that you Why can't he just follow Lu Mingfei obediently behind the adults at home, how come he runs wild every day and turns around like a monkey and disappears?
When Lu Mingfei came home, his aunt just brought the last plate of hot dishes to the table, big fish, big meat, big knuckles, and half a piece of neatly cut fat foie gras. My aunt said that my uncle had won the lottery, so she kindly asked Lu Ming I don’t want any gifts, Lu Mingfei said that there was a movie called Westward Journey in school today, but only the first one was shown, and there is a second one for this movie, I don’t go to school tomorrow, can I watch it at home tonight ?

The aunt waved her big hand and said no problem, Lu Mingze’s notebook is yours tonight, she turned her head and held Lu Mingze’s ear and asked if you could learn from Lu Mingfei, your dad got the scratch-off but not Shuangseqiu, you want new sneakers, you want to buy a mobile phone, and you want to travel to BJ, why don’t you go to heaven?

Later, Lu Mingze wore new sneakers and a new mobile phone and went to BJ's. Lu Mingfei watched the second half of Westward Journey in the living room with his notebook in his arms.

In order to restore the atmosphere on the playground, he sat in the living room and turned off the lights when his uncle and aunt Lu Mingze had fallen asleep. The light from the computer screen was reflected on his face. He laughed and cried softly as he watched the movie. When Zixia Fairy died in Zhizunbao's arms, he felt that he was so cheap, why did he have to watch the second half?If he didn't look at it, wouldn't he know that Fairy Zixia would die?
At that time, he thought that the Supreme Treasure was really a waste. He became the Monkey King with boundless mana. He wore a golden holy armor and stepped on colorful clouds, but he couldn't be with his beloved girl. In the end, he was stabbed to death by the Bull Demon King. in my arms.

So what if you end up becoming the Monkey King?So what if you are supernatural?The girl you like is already dead in your arms, you swung the golden cudgel and concussed the Bull Demon King, hit him like a ball, and finally beat him to death, but your girl can't come back after all If you kill anyone, she won't come back to life. If you kill all the Bull Demon King's men, you'll just be buried with her. Even if you can burn the whole world, you'll just let the whole world be buried with her.

You are wearing golden armor and stepping on colorful clouds, but the girl who regards you as your favorite has closed her eyes forever, and she can no longer see your golden armor and colorful clouds.

But Lu Mingfei thinks carefully that he is not as good as the Supreme Treasure. The Supreme Treasure finally put on the golden armor and stepped on the colorful clouds and let the girl he loves see, but he can only sit on the sofa in the living room and watch movies. Chen Wenwen didn't even have the courage to talk about movies.

Lu Mingfei thought a lot on the Internet that day, and now he only remembers crying quietly when he watched Zixia die in Zhizunbao's arms. The immature child who was not stupefied watched a 90s movie in the [-]th century and burst into tears. The fluorescent light of the computer screen made the tears on his face shine.

It was as dark as the living room, and the light from the old TV screen was almost the same as that of the laptop, and even the tear stains illuminated by fluorescent light seemed somehow similar.

Had he been watching TV like this the whole time, crying and laughing in the dark?

In the old-fashioned TV, the plot has been played to the point where Sun Wukong beats the Bull Demon King violently. After Zixia died, he bit down on the Bull Demon King like a wild beast and tore off a piece of meat. Maybe he was really dizzy because the golden cudgel is better than teeth Yes, but biting your teeth is like a stick to relieve your anger.

Fenrir watched the film intently.

"The Bull Demon King is really hateful."

Lu Mingfei said softly.

"The Bull Demon King is really hateful!" Fenrir agreed, feeling happy all of a sudden - this was the first time someone told him that the Bull Demon King was hateful, and his sister was just perfunctory to him.

Fenrir threw a bag of potato chips to Lu Mingfei, and said grandly, "I'm giving it to you." Lu Mingfei opened the bag of potato chips, grabbed a handful and handed it to Fenrir, "Half of it for you." .

Su Xiaoqiang blinked her eyes, wondering where the two mentally handicapped children met the radio waves.

……

"Okay, the movie is over, we should go."

Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang stood up.

Fenrir turned to them. "I have other toys."

"But we don't have time to play," Lu Mingfei shook his head, "We still have things to do, so we can't keep playing."

"My sister always says she has something to do," Fenrir asked. "What is more important than playing and watching TV?"

elder sister?Where is your sister from?You are not the elder brother in King of the Earth and the Mountain... Oh yes, your intelligence is only five years old, it seems normal to call your younger sister elder sister.

"I can't tell you this, but I will come again in the future," Lu Mingfei said, "How about I bring you a game console then?"

"Yeah." Fenrir nodded.

After hesitating for a moment, its wingtips swept forward from behind, and two exquisite and beautiful tin soldiers drew a parabola and fell towards Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang. Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang stretched out their hands to catch it.

"Gift," said Fenrir in a low voice, "don't throw him in the fire."

Is it the fairy tale of the tin soldier?Lu Mingfei froze for a moment, then nodded.

Fenrir nodded in satisfaction.

……

Liming, in the rooms of Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang in a certain hotel in the imperial capital.

"So we just came back like this?" Su Xiaoqiang complained, "It's not because you found a playmate with a matching IQ that you forgot about business?"

"First of all, our IQs do not match, and I will never be seen by others when I cheat," Lu Mingfei explained, "Secondly, think about it, Fenrir is half-attached to the wall, so his snacks Where did the toys, toys, and televisions come from? And Constantine never told me that Fenrir is half-crippled—on the contrary, regardless of IQ factors, only in terms of power and power, Fenrir is eight Among the three monarchs, the closest to the concept of 'completeness', he can't be half-crippled, and if you want to turn him into this, theoretically, there are almost no dragons that can do it except the black king and the white king."

"Hiss...you mean..." Su Xiaoqiang made a bold guess.

"If I'm right, Fenrir's sister, well, the sister in his mouth, is the one who imprisoned him in the Nibelungen."

"Constantine said that the power of a dragon can be transmitted by devouring. A monarch can complement himself by devouring another monarch. A prince can become a new monarch by devouring a monarch. A duke can become a prince by devouring a prince. Called the new prince," Lu Mingfei said, "she imprisoned Fenrir in the Nibelungen, and even imprisoning her was also protection—to protect this mentally defective monarch from being swallowed up by other monarchs."

"Then since she was able to imprison Fenrir, why didn't she just devour Fenrir to complement herself?" Su Xiaoqiang was puzzled.

"Hmm... Probably, it's because I'm afraid of being alone." Lu Mingfei said.

"Are dragons afraid of lonely creatures? I read that dragons are lonely. I thought they were not afraid of loneliness."

"Yes, loneliness is a terrible thing," Lu Mingfei said, "it's like watching a movie in the living room with the lights off at night, knowing that you are crying, only the light from the movie screen."

……

The next day, in the morning, Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang had just walked to the wedding rehearsal venue when they heard Su Jinye's exaggerated shouting inside.

"What? There was a car accident?"

Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang looked at each other and walked in together. As soon as they entered, they saw Su Jinye holding his mobile phone to his ear, his face full of anxiety.

When Su Jinye hung up the phone, Lu Mingfei asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"Oh, another group of best man and bridesmaid got into a car accident," Su Jinye sighed, "Didn't Yun Si and I think it would be more auspicious to find two couples to be best man and bridesmaid, so we found her best friend and her Boyfriend, the two of them got into a car accident when they drove together, but fortunately they had airbags, neither of them were seriously injured, and Yun Si has already rushed to the hospital."

"This...can you still come to the wedding?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"If the guests don't mind that the best man has a bandage on his head and a plaster cast on his arm," Su Jinye sighed, "I knew I wouldn't make the wedding process so complicated. The wedding will be the day after tomorrow, so I'll find a new best man now." There is only one and a half days of rehearsal time with the bridesmaids at most, and one and a half days is not enough time for rehearsals for the newcomers, this is going to be troublesome."

Perhaps because they don't have to think about things like buying a house and a car that exhaust ordinary people, Su Jinye and Jiang Yunsi put more thought on the wedding itself, and hired a first-class wedding company to undertake it. The wedding process is quite complicated—— Lu Mingfei called this being poor.

But now there is a problem - because the process is too complicated, it took three days of rehearsal for the groomsmen and bridesmaids to basically master the entire process, and a new pair will be replaced temporarily. One and a half days of rehearsal time may not be enough To remember this complicated process, in case something unexpected happens at the wedding, it will be a lot of fun.

As for temporarily changing the process to be simpler... To be honest, this is more troublesome.

"Forget it, it's enough to have you as a best man and a bridesmaid," Su Jinye sighed helplessly, "It's true that people have fortunes and misfortunes, who would have thought that the couple would have a good time in just a few days? It was a car accident, luckily everyone is alright..."

"Well... If you want to temporarily change a pair of best man and bridesmaid, I have two candidates," Lu Mingfei thought for a while, and suggested, "There is no need to change the process. The two people I know only need to rehearse once, and they will be fine." Master the process thoroughly."

"You don't mean..." Su Xiaoqiang's eyes widened.

"Yes." Lu Mingfei nodded.

"Then it's all up to you," Su Jinye patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder, "Whether my wedding with Yunsi can go on as planned or not, it's all up to you!"

"Don't worry, leave it to me."

As long as you don't mind that the two best men are more handsome than you, and the two bridesmaids are more beautiful than Sister Yunsi.

Lu Mingfei took out his mobile phone and made two calls one after another.

"Hello? Is it Junior Sister Xia Mi? Xiaoqiang's cousin is getting married, do you have time to be a bridesmaid? What? Work-study program? There are red envelopes, five figures! And Senior Brother Chu will also come... Hey, you Don't yell, I know you agree, don't yell, I'll send you the address, come here quickly."

"Hello? Senior Brother Chu, help the world! I've booked a plane ticket for you, fly to BJ quickly, I need your help with something very important!"

"It's done." Lu Mingfei clapped his palm.

"By the way," Su Jinye suddenly remembered something, and asked hastily, "Are you looking for a couple? Because the wedding company is originally planning on the premise of two couples, the best man and the bridesmaid, so many processes and games are different. It was arranged on the premise of being a couple, and it would be embarrassing if it wasn't a couple."

"You make it sound like I didn't have a rehearsal, and I'm familiar with this process, okay?" Lu Mingfei complained, and then promised, "Don't worry, the two people I found will never go through this process." question."

"That's good."

(End of this chapter)