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Chapter 494 I don't want to live!

Chapter 494 I don't want to live!
Bender's action stunned all the viewers who watched the video, including many bosses, even a powerful existence who could poke the multiverse with one hand was stunned by this coquettish operation!
In the video, Bender, who was supposed to investigate carefully, actually revealed his shiny metal pp, and directly slapped his butt towards the crack in the universe! !
Perhaps because of being insulted, a terrifying force in the crack instantly swept across the entire universe!

In an instant, Bender and all the employees of Interstellar Express were directly sent flying by this powerful force!

The deafening screams gradually dissipated as they left!

The Simpsons at this time.

Homer's eyes were wide open and he looked at Bender, who was miraculously operating in the video in front of him, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Shut up!"

With a vigorous swing of his arm, Homer began to admire his friend in his heart. Bender is always so awesome no matter what era he is in, he always makes people shine.

At that time, when I traveled through time and came to my place, I became friends with the same smell as myself.

"Homer, isn't Bender still in our basement now?"

Bart pouted his stomach and looked at his father indifferently. How can he look like a fool when he is so grown up? Bender's body is now in the basement, but he just fell asleep.

As soon as this remark came out, Homer's eyes lit up, and then he glared at Bart.

"What do you say, brat!" He stretched out his hands and grabbed Bart's neck and shook it vigorously. The tradition of the Simpson family caused Bart, a ten-year-old kid, to suffer pain that he shouldn't have to bear!
But the evil in his eyes slowly sank into his heart under this neck pinching skill...

You know, is there anyone more evil than Bart in this universe view?

As the saying goes, Satan is tattooed on the devil, and Bart is tattooed on Satan!

In the video at this time, Bender's shiny butt was greatly affected by this collision, so he was admitted to the hospital gloriously!

In the future hospital, Bender was lying on the hospital bed infusion, with a pitiful look on his face, as if the incident this time had nothing to do with him and was not caused by him at all.

And she even specially invited her favorite star, a yellow star robot, to express condolences to the Bender Company!
I saw the star holding Bender's hand with compassion on his face, with a dignified appearance, and kept talking about the star's rhetoric!
No matter how you look at it, the script was written in advance and came over to read it, and everything this star does is naturally because of his personality and community activities. No one really thinks that someone who makes millions a day will talk to ordinary people, right? ?

But Bender, who was encouraged by his idol, quickly recovered, with two wheels on his buttocks, rolling around on the ground.

"He's really amazing. A famous brother like him would actually come to express his condolences to a fan because of his injury!"

Ben De was so excited that his face was full of tears, but the other robots would have to cry on such a pillow anyway.

And in order to repay his brother Bender, he decided to become a powerful paparazzi in the future, no!Do it now!

Bender removed the wheels, skillfully turned on a mysterious device, and the virtual screen was instantly projected into mid-air. This device actually directly cracked most of the contents of the star website!
And according to these cryptic contents, all audience members know that the robot star is most likely in a robot plastic surgery room at the moment!
In order to repay his brother Bender, he could only tearfully find some excuses for his brother to make his brother more popular and more lovable.

The scene changed, and in a mysterious plastic surgery room, the robot doctor twisted the lower body of the star with a screwdriver in his hand.

"Okay, this size is already the limit, and I can only make him that big."

As soon as the words fell, before the star himself could say anything, the paparazzi led by Bender broke into the door directly!

The camera in hand clacked and the flash missed the scandal!

"God..."

The star collapsed and covered his body with the quilt, his eyes were full of horror!

Is this how you repay me?
Fly out of a future world.

Frye hugged Li stretching his hand with a smile and pulled out a gap in his pants: "I don't need to be adjusted, the big one from thousands of years ago... I don't need this kind of foreign method at all."

Lila gave Frye a disgusted look and said, "Little"

Fry: "...?"

And Bender, who was passing by, flicked the antenna on his head with his fingers meanly, and the expression made by a robot was so infuriating.

"Fry, don't take out your little antenna and make it look embarrassing. A truly confident hunk always puts his own antenna on his head!"

Frye's eyes lit up, yes, if he is really confident, why hide it from others?
Looking at Bender's antenna that is always exposed outside, and his own small antenna hidden in the lucky vault, he made an amazing decision...

……

After a while, Professor Bai looked at the naked man running wildly on the street with a very complicated expression. He couldn't accept that his ancestors had such hobbies and IQ...

Taking a deep breath, Professor Bai, who forcibly resisted his temper, even took two breaths of oxygen beside him.

"Be patient, bear with everything! He is the most special existence in the universe! He is the stupidest existence in the universe, and his IQ even makes those brains unable to do anything about him... He is the savior, he is everything the beginning of

Professor Bai, who kept muttering, didn't notice a green vortex appeared behind him at all. The strange force tore apart the connection between the limitation of space and the dimension!

This is a teleportation technique with a very high technological component, but Professor Bai didn't panic at all, just by taking a glance at him, he knew who was coming!
"Rick, how did you come to my latitude?"

Accompanied by Professor Bai's voice, Rick walked out of the portal drunkenly with a chicken coop on his head.

"Hic—my friend...do I need any more excuses and reasons to come looking for you?"

Professor Bai smiled sinisterly: "It's just in time. The kidney of the most powerful genius in the universe will definitely sell for a lot of money. My good friend, don't blame me. Who made the company's cash flow difficult recently?"

Professor Bai skillfully took out the scalpel and directly knocked the drunk Rick to the ground, and cut open Rick's waist without anesthesia and took out the blood-red kidney!

"The organs of geniuses are no different from those of ordinary people, but there are still some differences." Professor Bai thought for a while, holding up the kidneys with his hands full of blood, and Cui Ran under the light made him look extremely evil: "That's it! Then Those who are geniuses will be more valuable!!"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie!!"

And the drunk Rick opened his eyes silently looking at Professor Bai at some point.

"Oh my god, if you are short of kidneys, tell me, I will give you hundreds of thousands of kidneys every minute, do you believe it?"

Professor Bai looked at Rick angrily, and threw the kidney in his hand to the ground: "You think this is the kidney I want?"

"What I want is the pleasure of sneak attacking the number one scientist in the universe! You ruined my happiness! I hate you, Rick Sanchez!!"

Rick's face was full of relief. This is the way a normal scientist would open up. Everyone is a weirdo out of IQ. Only this group of weirdos have a common topic when they are together.

"Ok ok my friend"

Rick stretched his waist, and the injury on his body had healed before he knew it. He sat down on the sofa and drank wine one after another.

"Do you know? Friends, a little girl came to me to study two days ago. She wants to learn amazing science and technology from me."

Professor Bai couldn't help but take a look at the person who can make Rick propose it must have a high IQ, and must be extremely talented!

Rick took a sip of his wine: "Hi~ But I still refused~ A true scientist will never need a so-called mentor, our IQ is enough to solve all the problems in the world"

Rick said disapprovingly, and Professor Bai nodded in agreement.

Regardless of Rick, Professor Bai was basically self-taught when he was young. No one can teach him to solve problems that no one in the world has been able to solve for thousands of years when he was a teenager. Winning the Nobel Prize is almost impossible in his eyes. As easy as eating and drinking.

And if I have a mentor whose IQ is higher than my own, I am afraid that I will confine my thoughts. A scientist who dare not think is destined to have no great achievements.

The significance of the existence of scientists is to make the impossible possible, and to make things reasonable that ordinary people dare not even imagine.

This may be the difference between the technology side and other systems.

And Rick's eyes were already drunk at this moment. She didn't tell Professor Bai who the little girl was, and the little girl seemed to be reflected in her drunken eyes...

It was a white person with yellow skin all over her body, she was very extreme and her heart was extremely kind, and this kindness was the Holy Mother in Rick's eyes, and she was also a vegetarian, a girl who believed in Buddhism.

Her IQ is the highest in the Simpsons and one of the best in the universe! !

Wise One Lisa Simpson.

It's just that even Rick exists in countless worlds and parallel universes, and Lisa also has countless hers in countless parallel universes.

And Futurama, the three worlds of Rick and Morty and the Simpsons all exist in the same infinite multiverse under a huge world view!
The Simpsons flew into the future 1000 years later, and Morty once mistakenly piloted a spaceship and killed the Simpsons.

They are well-known existences in this infinite multiverse, and Interstellar Express is not poor on the surface. At least Rick can see the logo and symbols of Interstellar Express in many places.

And at this time in the video.

After Professor Bai's research, the truth of the cracks in the universe has finally been uncovered. The huge cracks are exuding mysterious power all the time, and it has been confirmed by the scientific community that it is a huge magnetic field that does not last!
Its power will continue to interfere with the entire universe until it turns the entire universe into ashes!

Or the rift will grow bigger and bigger, swallowing the universe like a mouth inside!

In order to thoroughly study this crack and find a solution as soon as possible, Professor Bai found his former apprentice Ogden to help him!

An equally old scientist in white clothes soon arrived at the Interstellar Express Company, looking at the information displayed on the instrument, Ogden said.

"The battery frequency of the crack is very abnormal, it can be said to be very weird, the magnetic field of the crack seems to have its own life, they will judge something"

Ogden picked up an electronic device casually, and threw it at the simulated crack magnetic field frequency.

The weird magnetic field destroyed the electronic device almost instantly, and Ogden picked up a koala and threw it towards the simulated magnetic field.

But this time, the koala passed through the simulation unscathed!

Looking at Professor Koala Bai who fell from the second floor, his face was full of shock: "It's unscathed?!"

The information is already very obvious, the magnetic field of the crack will cause irreversible and destructive effects on all electronic equipment, but it will not do so much damage to the flesh and blood!

This is a huge energy created by God to destroy robots!
Professor Bai subconsciously thought, what?How can a scientist throw everything to God?

joke!How busy I am if I don't leave it to God!

And the two great experts in the scientific community quickly reported this discovery to the leaders, hoping to apply for a field trip again!
And this leader was obviously stupid to the extreme, even with only one head on the table, his face was still full of disdain, and his tone was full of impatience.

"You two don't need to waste your time in vain. I have given full power to the military this time, and they will completely control everything this time."

On the other side, the commander in charge of this incident stood on the stage with a rebellious expression, and directly decided to use absolute power to destroy this crack!

The reason also surprised countless viewers, who chose to destroy all of them just because of the emergence of new things!Because the emergence of new things means that they need to learn more things, and the people don't want to learn so they refuse to accept any new things!
And this kind of thing has happened in reality. Not long after the video taught you, I flew out of the future world and wanted to find the root of the video and destroy it!
The reason is of course to reject anything new, they don't want to learn, they don't want to know anything.

It's just that after a period of indifferent struggle, most of them also recognized the reality. The video is too long and hidden and they can't find it at all. Plant something!
It wasn't until the appearance of the magic phone that everyone had a goal to vent, and that was to beat up their magic phone!
It's just a pity that the magic phone bound to the owner has a certain self-protection function...

To put it simply, most people can't beat their own magic phone!

"I Can't Beat My Phone"

At this time, in the video, the two opposing scientists have been held there by many policemen and beat them violently!
Looking at his beating ex-girlfriend who was still exuding that damned charm, the sadness in Frye's eyes became stronger and stronger. The spaceship that looked like the Purcell had already set off with the hope of mankind, and Frye slipped into it at some point. The interior of the spaceship...

If there is no love in the world.

My life is meaningless.

(End of this chapter)

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