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Chapter 495 Capitalized GG
Fry's thoughts made many bigwigs in the world feel at a loss. In most worlds, those who can grow up are mostly those who are decisive and righteous!

This kind of person may have felt distressed because of love, but he would never die for love.

A certain fairy world.

In the nine heavens, a group of immortals in white clothes watched the scene in the video with great interest. For people like them with ancient backgrounds and feudal minds, magic mobile phones and videos are very novel!
Although I still don't understand things like online shopping, I already have a certain understanding of technology.

Of course, this understanding is only a little bit.

"Dijun, these little gadgets of mortals are so powerful that they can fly up to nine heavens without cultivation."

And the man called Dijun had a face full of indifference and absent-mindedness, his fingertips shimmering and he kept turning the little turtle in front of him over and over again.

"This Frye really has a lot of courage. He can do this for love and is still the best in the world." On the other side, a man in white clothes like snow raised his mouth slightly: "If I am for the woman I like, I can destroy the three worlds."

Everyone nodded when they heard the words, what are the mere beings of the Three Realms?

Wouldn't it be over after destroying it and recasting it?The lives of mere beings are nothing compared to the woman I like.

"Wow~ so handsome, as expected of Lord Shangshen"

Hearing the bragging of the fairies around him, the man didn't feel the slightest joy or pleasure, but frowned.

"A group of dog slaves dare to discuss my appearance?"

As soon as this remark came out, the scene fell silent and the admiration in the eyes of the female fairies was even stronger, even some male fairies couldn't help casting admiring gazes.

If this scene was seen by serious immortals and people from the mythical world, they would probably laugh out loud.

A group of people with little strength dare to call themselves immortals?There is still slavery in the majestic fairy world?A trash full of love dares to pretend to be a god?The six desires entangled them, and even the demons looked down on them!
And most of the world just feels sorry and doesn't feel much.

After all, Frye did not bear the righteousness of the world, the common people in the world do not need him to save, and it is no big deal to commit suicide for love.

The World of Journey to the East.

Lu Dongbin held his beard and laughed loudly: "This son is very good! Although he is a barbarian, he dares to love and hate. I, Lu Dongbin, appreciate him."

Han Xiangzi at the side glanced at him speechlessly, and pinned the jade flute in his hand to his waist.

"It's good to be an ordinary person, but since we have chosen this path, we will naturally walk to the end. Don't think about anything like a big lover."

Lu Dongbin was taken aback for a moment...

Is this blowjob looking for trouble again?Do you understand the gold content of Chunyang Sword Immortal? !
"My calamities in the world are all calamities of love. For countless years, only this calamity is the most difficult! And although I, Lu Dongbin, am under the peony, I am unmoved. Although love is good, the righteousness of the world is more important."

A trace of loneliness flashed in the depths of Lu Dongbin's eyes. Han Xiangzi's saying that he is a kind of love is actually very accurate, but for the sake of the peace of the people, the Eight Immortals must go through hardships and return to their positions. There must be one person, or they will not be able to cross the East China Sea!

If the Eight Immortals cannot cross the sea, they will not be able to obtain the elixir and cannot save the common people.

This is definitely not what Lu Dongbin wants.

"What Lu Zu said is ridiculous." He Xiangu rolled Lu Dongbin's eyes lightly: "I see that your face is pink and red, just like a peach tree blooming with thousands of flowers. This is the image of peach blossoms. You are afraid of love It’s going to last for thousands of years.”

How could the catastrophe last so long?What He Xiangu said made Lu Dongbin speechless for a while, he and He Xiangu were both talented and beautiful, and they were in love with each other, maybe the love disaster that He Xiangu said was herself!

It's no wonder that people say things like ten thousand years. Don't they have to spend countless years together after being ranked among the immortals in the East China Sea?
Helpless and helpless, she was born with a good skin and a carefree body, even a fairy girl would be overwhelmed by it~
This young man is really helpless.

Lu Dongbin shook his head with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "In any case, a person who disregards his own life for love is definitely a good seed."

"But he is not suitable to be with you. You are destined to be separated from your lover." Han Zhongli laughed loudly: "If you only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals, how can you be a mortal?"

"The conditions are different now, gods are indeed not as comfortable as mortals"

Tieguai Li nodded helplessly, now the people of Unicom have no worries about food and clothing, no need to worry about getting sick, and even everyone can go to school!

The short lifespan of less than a hundred years can experience a wonderful life. Although they are not envious, they don't have so much aversion to being relegated to the mortal world and become mortals.

You must know that it was really difficult for them to be mortals at that time. A cold and fever could kill a person, and it was common for them to be hungry every year.

"But there are more sinners, and this plague still depends on us"

Uncle Cao Guo's expression was gloomy and cold. The Unicom of the Heavens magnified everything infinitely, including those thoughts that shouldn't be. The emperor of this dynasty was not a powerful guy and couldn't suppress those ambitious people.

"I just need to obey the Jade Emperor." Lan Caihe put the lotus in his hand into the straw basket, he didn't care much about it.

Lu Dongbin listened to their conversation and laughed without saying a word, quietly watching Frye who was about to step into the abyss.

And at this time in the video.

Bender looked at the dissatisfied face of the spaceship that took off, and stood next to his favorite star and said angrily: "Why do human beings do all the meaningful things? Such glorious and great things should be entrusted to We Robot League!"

The star looked at Bender with a sneer on his face: "The League of Robots is just a legend, I never thought you would actually believe it"

As soon as this remark came out, Bender was stunned. He was the only robot who dared to resist humans, and he was also the only robot who wanted to start a war.

Originally, what the star said before made Bender think that he was not fighting alone, but he didn't expect it to be a lie in the end...

The motor oil in Bender's eyes turned into tears, his faith collapsed and life seemed meaningless...

At this moment, she really wanted to smash a few gold shops to vent her anger!

Like Frye, Bender returned to the company very lonely after learning that there was no Passion Alliance, picked up a quill in a dark corner, and wrote something quickly...

suicide note!

That's right, having lost hope of life, Bender didn't want to live anymore. He wrote his disappointment with the world in his suicide note and asked Fry to send him a flower after he died.

But he never expected that Frye was also on the way to die at this moment. Should it be said that they were two brothers?Even the day of death is chosen the same.

After doing all this, Bender left the company lonely, walking on the street and watching the streets full of people coming and going, he didn't feel the slightest excitement. After all, this world does not belong to robots!
Walking into the suicide booth, Bender skillfully took out the coin and tied the rope, threw the coin into the coin slot, and then quickly turned the rope for a free whoring!
Although the purpose this time is to commit suicide, Bender will never forget Bai Pu's fine traditions, take back the coins and Bender quietly waits for the cutting machine of the suicide booth!
But today, the efficiency of the suicide booth was unexpectedly slow. After waiting for a long time, the floor under his feet suddenly cracked and fell down without any surprise!
After falling an unknown number of meters, a group of figures in strange clothes surrounded him!The torches of the burning flames in the dark underground, as well as the numerous figures are all a premeditated kidnapping!
Bender skillfully kowtowed and begged for mercy, but the mysterious man in front of him revealed that he was the star who told himself that there was no alliance before! !
And everyone else is also a robot, Bender opened his mouth in surprise, it turns out that the robot alliance has always existed, and they are hiding underground waiting for an opportunity!

After confirming this secret, an idea suddenly flashed in Bender Metal's mind...

Do you want to report them for a sum of money?Anyway, he knew the police station very well.

It was no surprise that Bender's thoughts were played by the video, and the hesitant tone made all beings in countless worlds shudder!

Such a robot is too scary!His independent thinking ability is unmatched by human beings. A machine made of iron bumps is destined to have no feelings!

The Simpsons.

The Simpsons in Homer's house had already sat on the sofa in their old movements, watching Bender's thoughts, everyone except Homer was stunned!

Didn't expect this weird robot who only drinks and smokes with his father to be so scary?An ancient robot who thinks all day long about triggering a war and becoming famous in one fell swoop has such an advanced idea!
There was a smirk on Bart's face. To be honest, as the son of the devil, he really started to admire Bender a little bit. He is a real prankster!

"Nah!" This must be controlled by someone. This kind of thing is inevitable. It's a pity that this world is called the Simpsons, and it is also called the infinite multiverse. No one can mortgage the power of the Simpsons!

Whether it's Homer Simpson or the other three, they can always complicate one thing and solve it in the simplest way!

This is how the Simpsons survive!Although we are poor!Although we only have one old car, we are enough to have trouble!

Bart, the son of the devil, is undoubtedly looking forward to all kinds of pranks. Although his performance is different in each episode of the original book, in this truly unified world, Bart's evil is fully displayed!

It belongs to the kind of existence that demons tremble when they see it. If someone bullies him, he will really retaliate severely!

For example, chop off the heads of all the hated people! !
Killing people is easy for Bart, and evil on Bender's side is another concept
Although Bender robs and kills people, although he grabs a lot of good things if he has nothing to do, he is such a good robot!

Looking at the drooling in front of my eyes,
Homer Simpson was furious at the thought of Bart who fantasized about all of this!

In the video at this moment, Frye has already passed through the position of the shell of the spacecraft and entered the exit pipeline, wearing a spacesuit, and flying into space!
He had no intention of watching the wonderful scene around him, but just stared straight at the huge gap in front of him!

What is hidden inside?Frye raised a rare curiosity.

When Frye was about to study carefully, the captain inside the spaceship was drinking beer bored. Although he promised everything to the people of the earth, he didn't have a good solution in his mind!

But of course he is not stupid to be the captain~
With the principle of being simple and rude, the captain's solution is to throw all nuclear weapons into the cracks in the universe, and let the powerful nuclear weapons destroy everything!
Did not expect it!Their strongest weapon that can create a large number of spaceships is still nuclear weapons, which makes many advanced civilizations frown.

In their view, nuclear weapons have long been outdated. Nuclear energy is very unstable, and it is also very dangerous, far less comfortable than other energy sources!
Rick and Morty world.

Coming back from another parallel universe, Rick is in a very bad mood!

As for why?I had just left for a short while before my grandson was coerced and lured away by those guards and the Alliance! !
That's just a child!
Although Rick can create countless Mortys in the first place, he has feelings for the captured one!

A kind-hearted person like Rick... a cat, a dog, and a cat would feel distressed for a long time, not to mention the grandson he raised:

"Hero... hiccup" Rick's face was full of disdain, he hates things like heroes very much!It's obvious that the trash is going to die and still has to be brave!

And those heroes even sent him a message asking him to go find them! !

Are they not afraid of death?Is it Rick who can't sharpen his knives anymore, or are you all too drifting?
No matter what they do, a few wastes of the fifth and sixth grades in the original Yuan Dynasty need Lao Rui's support. His grandson also worships those hypocrites, which is what Rick doesn't understand the most.

After thinking for a while, Rick once again put on a big smile and drove the spaceship to another galaxy at high speed!This time he didn't even use the space jump!

He needs to buy some small props along the way, some small props that can wipe out the Guardian Alliance!
After thinking for a long time, Rick decided to get rid of all the waste from the Guardian Alliance!

Although they had never offended him or provoked him, he did not allow the act of snatching Morty away!

Did he really think you were Dark Morty?

Holding a demon passport, Rick can pass without hindrance. No matter where he goes, Rick will turn his head and leave after taking what he needs.
This is the scary thing about the Devil Passport.

And at this time in the video.

Keefe has already smashed the glass and released the nuclear bomb, and the ordinary lethal weapon appeared in the spaceship. Many soldiers panicked. From their reactions, it is not difficult to see how unreliable the captain is. !
And Frye had already floated to the edge of the crack, looking at his mirror-like crack, Frye's expression became more and more dazed, and he didn't even notice the danger warning coming from behind!

And the spaceship, which was only thinking of repairing, got stuck at a critical moment. The captain ordered Keef to check it first, and Keef had no choice but to open the launch port and get in!

When Keefe carefully inspected the device, the captain's impatient and indifferent fingers frantically clicked the launch button as if it were a boring pastime!
And the moment the machine was repaired, the start button was activated instantly, and the mechanical casing clamped Keefe in. Under his bewildered expression, the nuclear bomb was launched with him...

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