American drama of life

Chapter 111 Text Bernie in front of Andy
"what happened?"

Seeing Luke's strange eyes, Chandler couldn't help but look down at himself and laughed at himself, "I'm not going to come out without wearing women's clothes, right?"

Everyone smiles.

"You must be that Luke!"

Monica's cousin Howard glanced at Luke and twitched the corners of his mouth.

"What do you think of him?"

Seeing this, Ross sneered: "Especially how about you?"

"..."

Howard was speechless.

Overly wretched and sometimes overconfident, he is actually overly inferior.

With any other person, he can at least laugh at himself or complain, and he will not fall behind.

But when he saw Luke's face, he felt completely inferior.

"Guess who graduated from MIT and went to Princeton?"

Monica groaned.

"It's not me anyway."

Chandler laughed at himself: "I didn't get an offer from MIT and Princeton University back then."

"Columbia University is no worse than MIT and Princeton, okay?"

Ross was unconvinced.

"yeah, yeah~"

Chandler responded perfunctorily.

"Don't say that."

Howard picked up his cousin, but he was confident: "There's no need for people to listen to jokes."

"What's the joke?"

Ross also bickered with this cousin since he was a child: "I'm not a doctor?"

"Don't say a word or two."

Monica rounds the line.

Luke passed Monica to the side and sat down, watching them bicker with a smile.

As early as knowing that Howard turned out to be Monica's cousin, he deliberately learned about the relationship between the two of them when he chatted with Monica afterwards.

They say other people's children.

Comparing relatives with each other's children is the most routine.

Ross, the proud son of the Geller family, and Howard, the only child of the Vorowitz family, are not too different in age and have studied well since childhood. Naturally, they belong to the key comparison objects.

The adults are aiming at it like this, and it is natural that the two little old watches will not be good since they were young, and there will be various competitions.

At the beginning, the scandal composed of keywords such as Howard, salted fish, distant cousin, and Japanese cars was widely circulated and lasted for a long time in Ross's constant publicity.

Now that Ross has done such a thing, Howard has naturally become the biggest scandal promoter.

It's strange that the two of them have a good relationship.

"What's so great about the Doctor?"

Howard said unconvinced: "Do you think I can't read it? I just don't need it. Besides, your doctor is still a doctor from the Department of Paleontology at Columbia University. Anyone can read it."

"You're not a doctor!"

Ross's face darkened, but he still emphasized: "If you have the ability, go get a doctorate."

"You really think I can't read it?"

Howard groaned.

"Go and read!"

Ross looked at him firmly.

The two stared at each other.

"I'm here this time to meet Monica and Carol."

Howard retreated first and began to change the subject.

Although reading is not difficult for him, it is particularly time-consuming and energy-consuming, and what he lacks most is energy.

All his energy went into his imagination and his own hands.

Therefore, even if he was scolded like this, deep down, he still didn't want to spend several years reading a doctor that he didn't need.

"Don't say my name!"

Even if Luke pressed, Monica couldn't watch the fun, interrupted with disgust, and asked curiously, "What do you want to see Carol for?"

"Do not ask!"

Ross's face changed greatly.

"Hey hey hey."

Howard smiled before he said a word, with a very wretched expression: "Although Carol seems to be bent, anything is possible, you all know me, I want to help Cousin Ross..."

"To shut up!"

Ross blushed and roared with a thick neck.

Carroll's matter was his pain point, not to mention that Carroll was his wife after all. Anyone who was not treated with such an indecent expression would be angry.

Monica wanted to stand up to persuade, but was held down by Luke.

"You loosen up!"

"Don't be like this. Although he is a bit mean, he is your cousin. You can't mix doubles with Ross. That would be too unethical."

Luke joked.

"..."

Monica was speechless.

She didn't mean that at all, okay?

But she also understood that Luke had some opinions about his cousin, and could understand.

Anyone who puts on such a wretched cousin will do this.

"It seems that I'm not very welcome here, I'd better go."

Howard glanced at Luke and Monica who were sitting together, got up and said sour.

"No delivery."

Ross growled.

"Is this your home?"

Howard replied: "This is Monica's home, she said it, as long as her hostess speaks, I will leave immediately."

"Let's stay for dinner."

Monica's hostess had an obsessive-compulsive disorder with enthusiasm. Although she wanted to make this troublesome cousin leave immediately, she said another polite remark with a very tangled expression.

"That's great, my aunt keeps saying that you are a chef and have opened a restaurant. I've wanted to try Monica's food for a long time."

Howard immediately got off the donkey, like a spring, and sat down again.

"I don't run a restaurant, I'm a chef."

Monica corrected angrily, and then gave Luke a 'look at' look.

Luke smiled knowingly.

With one look, Monica's endless accusations against her mother were exhausted.

Monica went to dinner.

Howard didn't sit for a while, and then became uneasy again, his small eyes wandered, and he kept looking at Luke secretly: "so, are you a fireman?"

"Yes, Mr. Vorowitz."

Luke nodded and smiled.

"..."

Howard twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at Luke incredulously. His eyes were full of 'you who graduated from high school and didn't even go to college' were too embarrassed to mock me like that.

"On your terms, you must be with a lot of women, um..."

Howard saw Luke looking at him calmly, very upset, glanced at Monica, winked, and said loudly.

"Fortunately, less than ten fingers, not as many as you..."

Luke smiled reservedly.

"Of course."

Howard thought that Luke didn't know his details, and he didn't understand Luke's ridicule. He held his head high and boasted proudly: "You haven't been to college, let alone MIT, so you don't know the good days of college... "

"OMG! I only knew that I didn't get an offer from MIT and it was hard, but now I know what I missed!"

Chandler exclaimed exaggeratedly: "This is the college life I aspire to!"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Ross simply didn't believe Howard could live such a happy college life that he envied and wished to replace.

Luke looked at Howard bragging with a smile, took out his mobile phone secretly, and sent a text message.

Like Sheldon, Howard is a classic role in The Big Bang Theory, and he is still funny. Luke also liked this role in his previous life.

But still that sentence, most of the characters in the American drama world can only be seen from a distance but not close.

Really face-to-face contact, Howard, the extremely wretched type, is more likely to be disgusting than the proud and contemptuous Sheldon.

So he was still debating whether to contact Bernadette before, but now there is no such trouble.

Words are never empty.

Actions are the best way to find out what's missing.

(End of this chapter)