American drama of life

Chapter 112 I'm not targeting anyone, Freud's nightmare (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"...he's your best friend?"

Howard kept preaching his 'Merry Story', seeing Ross's constant questioning, Chandler's constant self-deprecation, he couldn't help but start hitting Ross with Chandler: "No wonder you only had a relationship with Carol. happy~”

"I'm here."

Chandler laughed at himself.

"What does this have to do with Chandler?"

Ross replied.

"Why doesn't it matter?"

Howard said confidently: "What kind of people have what kind of friends, prodigal sons are surrounded by prodigal sons, just like me.

And the nerd who can't get up can only play with nerds or gays, just like you and him. "

"I'm not a nerd!"

Ross shouted, glanced at Chandler, and said in a weaker tone, "I don't know about Chandler, but I'm definitely not a nerd!"

"...Hi! I'm sitting right here!"

Chandler started laughing at himself in the face of the conversation they treated him like nothing, which was too much.

"Ha ha."

Luke took the phone and laughed.

"why are you laughing?"

The three of Ross looked at Luke in unison.

"It's nothing."

Luke looked up and shook his head with a smile. Seeing that the three of them were still staring at him, he added, "It has nothing to do with you."

Believe it or not, the three have heart problems.

Howard needless to say, inferiority complex.

Needless to say, Ross was dry.

Chandler is self-deprecating.

So it felt like Luke was laughing at them.

Ok.

It is indeed related to one of them, and that is Howard.

Luke wanted to send Bernadette a text message because of Howard's cheapness, and then he got a second reply.

The two chatted over text messages.

Of course there was nothing explicit at first.

Just normal chat.

First, I asked how Bernadette's father was doing now, and then, seeing Howard talking about the happy days of college, he pretended to be new and asked Bernadette if it was like this.

Bernadette's straight accusations are fake, how can it be so messy.

At least their college years weren't so chaotic, and they asked who said it.

Luke looked at Howard, and as soon as his heart moved, he thought that he was a small man who claimed to be a prostitute. How small is it, Bernie, you are studying microbiology, and it is just right to study him.

Then Bernadette returned a lot of smiles, with a smile that collapsed, and sent text messages saying that Mrs. Luke was too funny.

Then Luke couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

no way.

In the original Big Bang Theory story, about three or four years later, Howard begged his friend and girlfriend to introduce his girlfriend, and the object was Bernadette.

When they met for the first time, Howard, who was funny, tried to show his humor. When he knew that Bernadette was studying microbiology, one of the jokes he told was this.

I'm young so you can study me.

When Luke watched it at the time, he thought the joke was quite funny, but Bernadette was dumb about it at that time, and didn't find it funny at all, and the scene was embarrassing and indescribable.

As soon as Luke said it now, Bernadette got to this point immediately, and couldn't stop laughing.

The laughter brought about by this sense of contrast is simply too funny.

It's a pity that only Luke who has seen the original plot can accurately grasp it, and others don't know why.

After a little thought, I understood.

Jokes are also divided.

In the future, after Bernadette and Howard fall in love, even if they don't understand the stalk of Howard's jokes, they are very cooperative and laugh at the right time.

Let alone with Luke now.

"That's why the phone is funny?"

Howard raised his voice deliberately: "Which beauty are you flirting with?"

"Well, I was laughing at Mr. Vorowitz."

Luke saw that Monica, who was cooking, turned her head and looked over, put away her phone, and spread her hands.

"What are you laughing at me for?"

Howard was upset.

"I laugh at your romantic stories are fake..."

Luke pressed the real joke in his heart and casually pointed out that the details of Howard's fluffy romantic story were wrong.

"Everything is possible, why is what you say is right and what I say is false?"

Howard was indignant.

"come on~"

Luke gave a 'I know what I know, does it need an explanation? ' look.

"..."

Howard suddenly choked there.

For what.

It must be Luke who has really experienced it, so he can know it so clearly, and what he said is much more reasonable and reasonable than what he made up.

"Dinner is ready, come here."

At this time, Monica greeted loudly.

Luke got up immediately and went to help serve the dishes.

during meals.

"There are no peanuts in here? You know..."

Howard asked.

"Everyone knows you have a peanut allergy!!!"

Monica raised her voice.

"Ok, just know."

Howard murmured, "Don't try to imitate my mother's tone."

"It's your shit!"

Ross sneered.

"I'm not an aunt!"

Monica retorted, and couldn't help but ask, "Howard, how are you in Princeton? I remember you want to go back to Pasadena and work at Caltech?"

He suddenly thought of something, and before Howard could speak, he threatened: "Don't say those rude words! Otherwise, be careful that my boyfriend beats you up, he's a firefighter!"

"I've also practiced kung fu, so I don't know who beats who..."

Howard whispered.

"It's imitating me again."

Ross said disdainfully, "Look at how good I am in karate, that's why you went to learn that kung fu."

"Do you want to practice?"

Howard raised his chicken breast, as if he wanted to practice with his karate cousin immediately.

He has low self-esteem in the face of Luke, but he is not embarrassed in the face of his eldest cousin.

"Practice, practice!"

Ross put down his knife and fork and stood up.

"enough!"

Seeing this, Monica got angry: "Are you finished? Eat!"

Seeing that they were still staring at each other unconvinced, Monica threatened: "If you are really angry, we will practice together after eating, Luke and I, beat you two, dare you? "

"That `s a deal!"

Howard and Ross looked at each other, looked at Luke, looked at each other again, and shouted in unison.

Luke sensed their ill will, knowing that they all had resentment against him, and most of them thought that he would take the opportunity to sneak up on him, and couldn't help laughing.

"I'll be the referee!"

Chandler raised his hand and shouted.

"Stop joking."

Luke joked: "What kind of referee is needed for this kind of game? Whoever does not admit defeat loudly will not end the game!"

"eat first!"

Monica called out and saw that everyone was starting to eat silently. After taking a bite, she put the knife and fork aside and shouted, "It's better to finish the meal before eating! Go! Go! Go!"

"..."

Everyone was speechless when they looked at Monica, who was full of fighting spirit.

It's just that Monica's obsessive-compulsive disorder is no match for her competitive spirit. At this moment, she can't wait that long, and she will start the practice directly with everyone.

"You take a rest."

Luke pushed back Monica, who was eager to try: "I'll come first!"

"do not want!"

Monica was suddenly unhappy.

Luke glanced at her, then at Howard.

Monica looked at Howard's wretched face, the corners of her mouth twitched, she felt uncomfortable, she put away her boxing stance, took a few steps back, and gave the venue to Luke.

"You want to pick us two?"

Ross wanted to practice with Luke for a long time. Seeing that Monica retreated, they could play two-to-one in an open and fair manner, but they had to keep their face up.

"Come together, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying you two are rubbish!"

Luke also wanted to cut them for a long time, and immediately the big brother got on his body.

"You are trash!"

Ross, surging with rage, hit him with his weird karate.

Howard learned that it was estimated that it was monkey fist, and the monkey came up and attacked.

They are all ordinary people. To be more precise, their combat power is not as good as ordinary people, and their movements are too slow. Luke does not need time skills. With the comprehensively improved attributes of the three longevity seeds, he can easily crush them.

But in order to beat them a little longer.

Luke didn't crush them directly, but kept dodging and dodging. During the dodging process, he punched them from time to time.

Too bad this scene didn't last long.

Because of the obsessive-compulsive and competitive Monica, although she took a few steps back, she gave the venue to Luke and the others.

But she was so itchy that when Howard and Rose turned their backs to her and were very close to her, she couldn't bear it any longer and kicked them to the ground one by one from behind.

Howard and Ross had already been beaten a lot, the pain was unbearable, and they couldn't touch Luke at all, so after being kicked down by Monica, they lay on the ground and couldn't cry. , and still shouted in disapproval.

Emmm.

It wasn't that they couldn't defeat it, but that Monica was too insidious and didn't even talk about Wude's sneak attack, which made them defeated.

That's it!

"Yes!"

Monica didn't care about this. Seeing her kick them all to the ground one by one, she immediately cheered.

After some uproar.

The crowd sat down to eat again.

Monica was in a good mood. The food was delicious. She glanced at Howard, who was grinning, and asked, "Howard, are you going to work here in the future?"

"Why not?"

Howard subconsciously wanted to talk nonsense, but the pain in his body made him look at Luke, and then he swallowed the nonsense and spoke honestly.

"I don't believe it."

Monica shook her head and said, "I really can't imagine that Auntie would let you go so far."

"Yeah, he will always be Auntie's ass face."

Ross sneered.

"Stop joking!"

Howard insisted: "I'm an eagle, okay? The eagle must fly freely. I can go wherever I want, unlike you, who stay in the same city with my parents."

"That's the truth."

Monica complained: "If it weren't for this group of friends, I would have left New York long ago, and the province is too close to my parents to stay in the same city."

"Stop pretending!"

Ross dismantled the platform and said, "Howard, I don't think you dared to tell your aunt that you graduated and came to Princeton University?"

"You think I'm you? Is there anything I dare not say?"

Howard exclaimed, "She already knew!"

"and then?"

Luke hit the nail on the head: "Did she really let her ass face come to the East Coast alone?"

"..."

Howard still wanted to cover it up, but in the face of everyone's glances, he thought that he would know later, so he lowered his head and said in a low voice: "She is looking for a house and is about to move in."

"puff!"

Chandler directly sprayed the water out of his mouth.

"Chandler!!!"

Monica went crazy.

"sorry Sorry."

Chandler knew Monica's habit of cleanliness, so he quickly took a tissue to wipe, and laughed at himself while wiping: "I thought I was the only one who had a Freudian nightmare, but I didn't think that you were no longer a Freudian nightmare, but a Freudian nightmare. Ide is realistic, at least my mother didn't chase me and hold me in her hands."

"I do not have!"

Howard defended: "I just don't worry about my mother alone. You also know that she is so fat. Without my help, it is very likely that when I go back next time, she will become a dead bone."

"you have not?"

Luke reminded: "I heard that you molested Monica when you were young, when Monica was about the same size as your mother..."

"A lot!!!"

Monica screamed, "I'm not as fat as Auntie!"

"And that voice."

Luke laughed: "You said just now that you don't need to imitate your mother's tone. This should be your mother's usual tone, right?"

"so what?"

Howard is guilty.

"When it looks the same, walks the same, screams the same, it's the same."

Luke joked: "Chandler, you can finally retreat to the second line. You are no longer No. 1 on Floyd's nightmare!"

"Thanks Howard!"

Chandler laughed at himself.

"I'm nothing!"

Seeing that he couldn't refute, Howard rolled his eyes: "I have a friend who is much more serious than me."

"I do not believe!"

Ross mocked: "I have a friend for this trick, so don't be ashamed, this friend is you!"

"Ha! You're wrong this time!"

Howard proudly said: "I really have a friend named Leonard Hofstadter, who is a Ph.D. from Princeton University, and his Freudian nightmare is called a real Freudian nightmare!
This is really not made up by me. If you don't believe me, you can search the Internet to find out. His mother has taken him as an experimental object since he was born, and has written many professional books on parenting and psychoanalysis.

After you have watched it, you will know who is the real Freud's nightmare No. 1! "

"OMG!"

When Chandler heard this, he jumped up, pointed at Howard, and exclaimed incredulously, "You know Leonard Hofstadt?"

"Is there really such a person?"

Monica was taken aback.

She also thought it was Howard made up.

I have a friend who knows everything.

Just looking at Chandler's reaction now, it seems that there is such a person.

"Of course there is!"

Chandler exclaimed, "He's my idol, and I'm still his fan."

"You still have bean curd."

Luke couldn't help but spit out a word. Seeing everyone looked over in confusion, he couldn't explain the allusions of Lao Bai's legend of martial arts, so he could only shrug his shoulders and say with a smile: "Why is this Leonard Hofstadt? become your idol?"

"You don't understand."

Chandler had the look of a longing idol: "I grew up in that environment, and the Freudian nightmare was only a small part of the troubles that plagued me, and there were more troubles that couldn't be described.

It's Leonard Hofstadter in the book that has kept me going until now, and his strong life has always inspired me..."

(End of this chapter)