I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 194 The flames of anger
Here, under the influence of Li Zicheng, the common people let out cowardly roars, but they still didn't dare to do anything.

There is a strange confrontation between the common people and the little eunuch.

On the other side, Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, was sitting on the dragon chair, looking bright and radiant, talking and laughing happily with two foreign women, speaking standard classical Tsarist Russian language.

This scene made Zheng Zhilong and others envious.

Look at our Long Live Lord, he is the real Dragon Emperor, he can learn foreign languages ​​so fast, how did he learn the trembling tongue pronunciation...

Suddenly, there was a commotion outside.

Zhu Youjian didn't care yet, but Zheng Zhilong's face changed slightly, he got up suddenly and walked outside.

It's outrageous.

Long live God is here, these people outside are noisy, what's the point?

Zheng Zhilong walked out of the hall and summoned a general, "Go and see what's going on? It's so noisy, it's outrageous!
Take down the troublemakers first, and deal with them after Long Live God leaves! "

The general was about to turn around and leave.

A guerrilla general hurried over and whispered something in Zheng Zhilong's ear.

At first, Zheng Zhilong's face changed slightly, as if he was about to get angry.

However, soon, his face returned to calm, and he said indifferently: "Okay, I understand, you go there first, and don't make things worse.

Remember, don't be rough.

Especially don't embarrass the common people, otherwise, I will let you take off your skin! "

The eunuch next to the emperor actually asked for benefits from a village chief who announced the decree... This matter sounds absurd and unreasonable at all.

However, this kind of thing is nothing new in the Ming Dynasty.

As the king of Zhenhai, Zheng Zhilong has been regarded as the emperor's close minister recently, getting along with the idiot emperor day and night, he always feels that this emperor is a little different...

Let's see, let's see how he handles such bad things.

"Fei Huang, what's going on outside? Why does it sound so noisy?" Zheng Zhilong turned and walked into the hall, Zhu Youjian asked with a casual smile: "Could it be that the common people want to sue me for justice, and your people stop them from coming over?" Bar?
Hahaha. "

Zhu Youjian made a joke.

Zheng Zhilong thought to himself: "It's the dead eunuchs around you who don't let the common people avenge their grievances..."

However, I dare not say this in person.

"How dare you, Lord Long Live, I went out to ask just now, it seems that the common people started arguing with the father-in-law who went to proclaim the decree, the specific situation, I will go out to investigate in detail!"

Zheng Zhilong wanted to leave, but Zhu Youjian called to stop him: "Fei Huang, don't worry about some trivial matters. Come here and tell me about the next development model of this Pengbao Island..."

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Things are getting more and more troublesome, and the more trouble is getting more rigid.

Gradually, it began to get a little out of control.

The little eunuch tried several times to suppress these unscrupulous little farts, but was quickly drowned out by angry voices.

He turned to a few 'officers and soldiers' not far away for help: "You guys, why don't you come over and suppress these troublemakers!"

"It's just too outrageous, Long Live Lord is on top, how can you be so noisy!"

"Come on, take these troublemakers down for me!"

There were a few officers and soldiers who wanted to come over, but, looking at the indifferent generals and guerrillas not far away, how dare they act rashly as soldiers?
There are several eunuchs who know martial arts beside the little eunuch, but under the current chaotic situation, anyone who wants to arrest someone will probably have to be punched first.

Once the civil uprising is triggered, the sky will be completely turned upside down.

Everyone present probably couldn't afford to walk around!
What about the Zhenhai King?How did this go wrong?He couldn't even organize a group of people to welcome the Long Live God. How did he become the king of Zhenhai?

"Listen, everyone, I, Li Zicheng, walked rightly. The Lord Long Live passed the decree to let us go to see him. Unexpectedly, this father-in-law actually made things difficult for me several times, and asked me to understand the rules...

Let's just ask, what do you mean by knowing the rules?

Is it because Long Live wants to summon someone, and they have to give this father-in-law some favors?

We are a big bastard, we don't know what rules are, and even if we know some shit rules, but I am a small common people, a farmer, where can I come up with any benefits?
Isn't this going to kill our common people? "

Not to mention, Li Zicheng is indeed a born rebel.

On weekdays, he looks simple and honest, harmless to humans and animals, and if there is trouble, he will do everything possible to make the trouble big enough.

So big, even if Long Live Lord wants to pursue the responsibility, it cannot be blamed on Li Zicheng...

The law does not blame the public.

This little dead eunuch makes you look down on people!

We are the famous 'Ouchi Secret Agent Zero Zero Eight'!
With this level of identity and confidence, Li Zicheng's troublemaking level has been raised to a higher level. Moreover, he was afraid that the trouble would not be serious, so he found a big rock and stood on it, raising his arms and shouting:

"Long Live God wants to have fun with the people, but these dog eunuchs around him have tried every means to prevent us from getting close to Long Live God!
It is tolerable, what is unbearable!
Long live Lord is such a good person, for our Ming people to have a bite to eat, he sighed day and night and worked day and night. It is said that his old man is willing to sell even the Forbidden City for our common people's hunger!

But, look at the father-in-law, the dog eunuch, who is in front of him, who looks down on people and asks for benefits from the common people?
Know the rules?
The rules we ordinary people understand are to be loyal to the Lord Long Live, to work hard to open up wasteland and cultivate land, and to try every means to turn over a few more grains to the court.

Do you want money, horribly... I won't give it to you either!
I want to save this life, and I want to help the Long Live Lord of the Ming Dynasty open up wasteland and farm!

Hahaha! "

After these words came out, the crowd was excited immediately, everyone's face seemed to be drunk, and there was an unusual blush.

Village Chief Li's words are so uplifting!

That's right, we ordinary people cultivate wasteland and cultivate land well, and hand over grain to the court and Lord Long Live. This is the greatest loyalty, why should you, a dead eunuch, ride on our necks and shit and piss...

"Kill this dog eunuch and eliminate harm for the people!"

"Yes, yes, help Long Live Lord weed!"

"Kill the dog eunuch to death!"

Naturally, these ordinary people couldn't say the lofty words of "the emperor's side of the Qing Dynasty", but the meaning expressed was similar, which was to help the emperor weed.

As a result, the common people began to push and shove, pull and pull.

In the chaos, the little eunuch was drawn into the crowd, and was knocked down to the ground in just one round. He was kicked many times on his body, head, face, and arms while taking advantage of the chaos.

In short, after the first wave of commotion, the little eunuch fell to the ground, holding his head tightly with both hands, with footprints all over his body.

Among them, the most ruthless kick seemed to be directed towards Xiasanlu.

However, because it was useless, so, instead, that kick failed...

"You guys are so audacious that you actually beat the eunuch who passed the decree!"

The little eunuch hummed, finally got up from the ground, and before he had time to slap the footprints on his body, he was still trying to be brave: "Our family, our family will report to the emperor to wipe out your nine clans!"

Originally, the big guy beat the eunuch with his hands, and he was very scared.

After all, if this kind of thing was left in the Ming Dynasty, it would be something that ordinary people would not even dare to think about. If you think about it, beating an eunuch would be fatal...

However, under the excitement of the crowd, everyone seemed to be possessed by a demon, and couldn't help but want to shout a few times and jump up and kick a few times.

It seems that everyone has held grudges for too long, and there is no place to vent. Finally, a dog eunuch who is about to die emerges, which arouses the anger of the crowd, and it can be regarded as a punching bag for the big guys.

"Come on, take down these troublemakers for me!"

The little eunuch hissed angrily.

The accompanying eunuchs originally wanted to step forward to arrest someone. According to the usual situation, they had to show the majesty of their royal servants at this time, and at the same time, to give the beaten boss a long face...

The problem is that there are so many people who have committed crimes that they don't know which one to arrest.

And... Looking at the sturdy appearance of those people, it is estimated that they would be knocked to the ground by three punches and two kicks as soon as they rushed to arrest them, and they would inevitably be trampled on their faces while taking advantage of the chaos.

Therefore, the eunuchs were just yelling loudly, but in fact no one dared to step forward to grab someone.

At this time, they turned their attention to the 'officers and soldiers' under King Zhenhai: "Are you all idiots? Seeing that Eunuch Liu is being beaten, you still haven't stepped forward to help arrest him!"

"Take someone? Who are you taking?"

A guerrilla general asked blankly.

These officers and soldiers under the King of Zhenhai were all men from poor families. After all, they could be regarded as a bunch of mud-legged pirates, and they didn't have a good impression of the so-called Ming Dynasty.

At this moment, let others go to fetch people?

Want to eat fart!

If you want to die, you are a eunuch, and it is not bad to blackmail those corrupt officials. Look at Li Zicheng, village head Li, such a simple and honest person, he probably can't even sell a few silver coins for his fur.

Asking for benefits from such an honest person, isn't that courting death!
"Father-in-law, Long Live Lord is still waiting for Li Zicheng to have an audience..." A general who hurried over said, "Hey, what's going on?

Who did it?
This is too outrageous, who leveled this site?There are so many potholes, so that Eunuch Liu fell down?
Come on, let me continue the strict investigation, and let the beast responsible for leveling this site re-level it for me! "

"By the way, Eunuch Liu, Long Live Lord is urging to inquire. Is that Li Zicheng, Village Chief Li, here? If not, let's prepare a few good horses and go to Taohua City to summon them."

When the eunuchs heard this, they endured it.

This is clearly to protect these unscrupulous people, it is simply too much.

We must have a good discussion when we look back, and see if we can give advice to the Long Live God in the future, and take care of these guys who are from pirates...

"Mr. Li, have you had enough trouble?"

"Enough trouble, let's go to see the Long Live God."

With a gloomy face, Eunuch Liu picked up the fly whisk that was about to lose all its hair, and said coldly, "Let's go!"

Li Zibang couldn't think about it, but then he thought about it, we are [-], a secret agent in the inner city, and we are afraid of a hammer!
Aren't you eunuchs just little eunuchs?

In the Ming Dynasty, the people from your East Factory and West Factory used to be awesome, but now the Lord Long Live is a sensible person. I heard that your East Factory has been cleaned several times. Now the most popular one is our Jinyiwei...

Thinking of this, Li Zicheng clasped his fists calmly: "Thank you, Grandpa."

Seeing that there was no excitement, those troublemakers, like deflated pigs, squatted down listlessly one by one, bragging and farting.

Even those "officers and soldiers" who were from pirates shook their heads and smiled wryly.

The people of the Ming Dynasty were actually... quite simple and honest.

Li Zicheng followed several eunuchs and walked quickly to a hall.

Looking up at the tall gate, colorful doors, windows, pillars, etc., it suddenly seems that you have come to a tall temple, which makes people feel a little fear in their hearts.

This is royal weather.

When Li Zicheng faced the little eunuch's making things difficult, he basically didn't feel anything in his heart, scolded whenever he wanted to, beat him if he wanted to...

Just encourage others to fight.

However, thinking that I will soon have an audience with the current Long Live Lord.

His heart finally began to feel uneasy.

"Long live Lord Qizuo, Li Zicheng, the head of Taohua Village, is here!" Eunuch Liu didn't enter the door, but shouted through the curtain, which startled Li Zicheng a lot.

"Let him in." Wang Chengen walked out of the hall quickly, glanced up and down at Li Zicheng, and said calmly, "Long Live Lord has been waiting for a long time. After entering, remember to kowtow three times and bow nine times. Don't be rude."

Li Zicheng naturally nodded in agreement, and took a big step cautiously.

Because, the threshold of this hall is really a bit high, it should be about one foot eight...

"Huh? Liu Si'er, what's the matter with you? Why are you covered with footprints all over your body?" Wang Chengen was about to turn around and walk into the hall when he caught a glimpse of Eunuch Liu's miserable appearance and couldn't help being slightly taken aback.

Now this dog slave is getting more and more outrageous. It's out of place to go out to deliver a message and come back with a whole body of footprints.

"Did you get into a fight with someone, you little brat?"

"You little ones dare to fight, you old man knows that, even if you are an ant on the ground, you have to walk around a few steps, how dare you argue with others...

Godfather, godfather, this is...

This is bullying! "

Eunuch Liu fell to his knees with a thud, weeping uncontrollably, half of his face covered with tears and snot, causing the eunuch Wang Chengen to frown slightly, and said: "Our family is busy serving the emperor at the moment, you go down and change your clothes first, and apply some on your head and face." Potion child.

When you have free time, you will report in detail. "

While speaking, Wang Chengen lifted the door curtain and stepped into the hall with one step.

"Why, you said that the eunuch who announced the decree taught you the rules, and you want to ask for some benefits?"

"Yes, the grassroots dare not speak nonsense."

As soon as Wang Chengen entered the door, he heard the conversation between the idiot emperor and that bastard Li Zicheng, and suddenly his ankles softened, and he staggered violently.

This, this is not bad!
These dead eunuchs trained by Wei Zhongxian are too outrageous...

(End of this chapter)