I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 198
It is comfortable to take the Daming Engineering Bureau and Daming Academy "Yujia Personal Expedition".

It only takes one order, and within two hours, a huge 'theatre' will be built in Yujian No. 4 city.

The construction process is extremely simple, that is, digging a hole.

That's right, the blueprint that Zhu Youjian handed over to them was a large spiral pit, covering an area of ​​three or four miles, and a 'big theater' was dug out in the center of the city.

There were 4 or 8 people from Taiwan and Penghu who came to Yujian City No. [-].

This large theater alone can accommodate 3 people.

Others just sit at the street food stalls around the 'Ta Keng Theater', eat and drink whatever they want, and even secretly put some delicious food in their bosom, and let their wives and children try it when they go home tomorrow morning.

This is what the idiot emperor encouraged everyone to do.

As a result, all the eunuchs in the Shangshan Supervisor's old legs were about to run thin.

At the beginning, everyone complained a bit, thinking that the idiot emperor was messing around and letting the common people eat imperial food casually. Where is the so-called royal dignity?
However, as time passed slowly.

Looking at the expressions on the faces of those people, an indescribable change caused everyone's faces and eyes to rekindle clusters of astonishing brilliance.

Everyone's mentality gradually undergoes subtle changes.

If this kind of prodigal act can be exchanged for the sincere support of hundreds of thousands of people, no matter how many gold coins are thrown out, it is probably worth it, right?

Riding a tall horse, leading a group of strong eunuchs, Wang Chengen, who was so busy, seemed to understand something.

At the same time, I was even more confused.

What is the gap between him and Wei Zhongxian...

……

As night falls, thousands of houses are lit up.

The first 'Royal Song Contest' of the Ming Dynasty is officially launched!

The idiot emperor sat facing south and backing north, occupying the best high position, picked up a trumpet made of iron sheet, coughed a few times, and announced loudly:

"The first Biao Song Contest of the Ming Dynasty Royal is officially opened!"

"Next, please enter the contestants!"

The emperor's words are approachable, and the common people can understand them as soon as they hear them.

On the contrary, those internal officials and accompanying ministers who have been fighting in the backyard of the deep palace all the year round have a look of disdain.

vulgar!

It's just too crude!
When the emperor came to the world, shouldn't he first offer sacrifices to the heaven, earth and ancestors, then burn incense and take a bath, and then ask the Minister of Rites to read a thousand-word "praise"?

Just start straight away?
Many accompanying ministers, although sitting upright in the high stands, were smiling, clapping their hands and smiling, understanding.

In fact, they didn't pay attention to what the idiot emperor said.

It depends on how long you can lose your prodigal family...

Zhu Youjian is well aware of this.

However, with those accompanying ministers, he didn't bother to pay attention to each other.

"First of all, please ask Ming Emperor Zhu Youjian to sing a song for everyone!"

Zhu Youjian announced loudly without changing his face, and with a simple gesture, a "band" of nearly 300 people began to "accompany".

The biggest advantage of being an emperor is that you can use the people around you at will, especially a powerful emperor like Zhu Youjian, who keeps his word and never discusses with the officials of the Ministry of Rites. He calls a few musicians and sings what he wants to sing Hum a song of "Hero Song"...

then!

clang clang clang!

clang clang clang!

The sound of the suona almost ended the whole play...

Because, what the idiot emperor sang was clearly a rebellious "anti-song"!

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are shining!"

"Hey hey hey one or two!"

"When the road is injustice, let out a yell, and when it's time to take action, take action, rushing to Kyushu!"

"Break into Kyushu~~~~"

……

More than a hundred accompanying ministers, eunuchs, and some "well-educated Confucians" looked at each other in blank dismay.

For people like them, what the idiot emperor did was really incredible.

What a shame!

In the Ming Dynasty, there were so many poems and songs, which ones and which ones, and just a few sentences, can be said to be both refined and popular...

Even the few poems written by Emperor Taizu scolding scholars are still rhythmic.

However, the rhythm of this 'anti-song' is quite strong, and I can't help but let people beat the beat with their feet...

"Do you want to come together!"

"Sing, sing together!"

"I, sing with the people!"

Because it is a spiral-shaped "Dakeng Theater", under the "blessing" of a horn rolled up from an iron sheet, the song "Song of a Heroic Man" by the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian is really soul-stirring and emotional.

So, at the beginning, there were two beeps, which were quite disturbing.

At the back, Zhu Youjian said hello from above, and there were a lot of people responding from below.

All responses...

No, everything is answered!
"Long live! Long live! Long live!"

"Da Ming! Daming! Daming!"

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are shining!"

"Hey hey hey one or two!"

"When the road is injustice, let out a yell, and when it's time to take action, take action, rushing to Kyushu!"

"Break into Kyushu~~~~"

"Break into Kyushu~~~~"

"Break into Kyushu~~~~"

……

"Thank you everyone, thank you DMTV!"

Singing a song, the crowd was excited, and abruptly sang a heroic song into a 'Long Live the Great Ming Chorus', and the effect was unexpectedly good.

Looking at the tens of thousands of excited crowd in the theater, Zhu Youjian laughed out loud, very proud.

now it's right.

Some ordinary people who have been suffering all day long and are so hungry that they are about to eat shit, let them listen to you fart in the audience, this is simply not done by humans!
Look, how good it is to sing with the people!

"Next, I invite contestant No. [-], Princess Tsarist Russia and Princess Tsarist Russia, to sing a song for the people of Ming Dynasty!"

With a wave of Zhu Youjian's hand, two accompanying eunuchs came up with two uniquely shaped 'big tin horns', and bowed to present them to Anna and Catherine, mother and daughter in costumes.

"His Majesty the Emperor of Ming Dynasty, my dear husband, we sincerely thank the people of Daming..."

Before Princess Anna finished speaking, there was an uproar in the audience.

What, the foreign woman and princess, actually called our Emperor Ming 'husband'?
What an intimate relationship this must be!
Wang Chengen, and the accompanying ministers on the [-]th, only felt that their old faces were hot, but Zhu Youjian didn't care about it, raised his hand with a smile, and shouted into the trumpet:
"Princess Anna is not very familiar with Chinese language and literature, and I am teaching her foreign languages ​​recently!"

"Everyone welcome Princess Anna and Princess Catherine with warm applause, and sing a song for everyone!"

……

In the theater, there was a burst of jubilation.

There is no way, although the people of Ming Dynasty have a hard life, in fact, the big guys still have a lot of entertainment activities during the day, such as Li Zicheng, he goes to other people's fields to plow the land every now and then, which can be regarded as pleasure in hardship.

"Long live! Long live! Long live!"

"Princess Anna! Princess Catherine!"

There was a lot of yelling and shouting, and even some unscrupulous people even whistled, it was so gentle.

Zhu Youjian raised his hand, and the music started.

But it uses silk and bamboo strings to play a Tsarist Russian folk song 'Katyusha', sung by Princess Anna.

"Just as pear blossoms are blooming all over the world, there is a gentle veil floating on the river;
Katyusha stood on the steep shore, singing like the bright spring scenery..."

Not to mention, Anna's singing voice is really extraordinary. Under the mouth-to-mouth teaching of the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian, this Katyusha really sang with tenderness and majesty.

Even some accompanying ministers couldn't help but look at them and tapped their toes in their boots...

Next, there is a newly learned song "Evening on Lake Baikal" by Catherine.

Lyricist: Zhu Youjian
Composer: Zhu Youjian
Conductor: Zhu Youjian
Anyway, as long as he can be named, he will write the three characters "Zhu Youjian" in a serious manner.

In this era, there is no such thing as copyright, if there is, he would rather become the plaintiff himself, and severely punish the pirates.

"It's quiet in the garden late at night, my sweetheart is sitting beside me..."

When the singing started, Princess Anna returned to Zhu Youjian, letting the idiot emperor grab her two little hands, and asked proudly: "Husband, do you like Katyusha or the night on Lake Baikal?"

Zhu Youjian laughed and said, "I like to look at Katyusha affectionately at night on Lake Baikal..."

The surrounding eunuchs covered their faces with their sleeves.

Long live God...too mighty and majestic!
I didn't see it...

……

Not to mention the idiot emperor, Anna, and Catherine in the stands, as time went by, the first Royal Song Competition of the Ming Dynasty was full of climaxes and cheers shook the sky.

Even the sailors who were patrolling the harbor also ran to the deck one after another, looking endlessly at the bright lights of the harbor city.

"My lord, there is news from Fujian that the situation has changed!"

In the command cabin of an iron-clad warship, Zhenhai King Zheng Zhilong sat upright, his face looking a bit ugly.

"It has been found out that the Black Widow is indeed Hakka Baba. She now owns nearly a thousand warships of all sizes, and nearly half of them are the original Fujian Navy of the Ming Dynasty..."

"How about the extermination?" Zheng Zhilong waved his hands, sighed, and said, "The emperor is on Taiwan Pengbao Island. If they attack at this moment, there will probably be chaos..."

"By the way, most of Fujian's provinces are now Hakka Baba's territory. Let your brothers watch over them all the time. If there is any trouble, report it immediately!"

Sending the whistle and leaning out the door, Zheng Zhilong fell into deep thought.

At the beginning, he didn't pay much attention to the so-called Hakka Baba, that shitty prairie princess, thinking of how many waves a landlubber could make in the vast sea.

Therefore, the warning to the idiot emperor at that time was basically ignored.

He also sent warships to conquer several times, but with little success.

Those prairie people, who have been active in the southeast coast for more than ten years, have long since become a group of aquatic amphibious creatures, especially good at catching Mimi.

When Zheng Zhilong's warships were being suppressed, they were broken up into pieces, or simply formed into a fleet, and went to hide in the seas of the Japanese country, and robbed his merchant ships by the way.

Or, go south to Qiongzhou Prefecture and Nan'an area to loot wantonly.

Even those pirate ships from Portugal and Spain avoided the Black Widow's fleet when they saw it...

"Finally, it's still a problem to raise a tiger!"

Zheng Zhilong took a cup of coffee, walked up to the deck, drank it slowly facing the sea breeze, and looked at the "Youjian No. 4 City" not far away, his face gradually turned cold.

The idiot emperor.

Keshi Baba.

Fujian Navy...

"Come on," Zheng Zhilong greeted casually, and a pirate leader came out of the shadows, "I have ordered the captains of several ironclad warships to hurry over after they have settled down on patrol.

Your Majesty, take action! "

The pirate leader knelt down on one knee and said, "Follow the order!"

Turn around and go.

……

At the third quarter of Yin time, when the rooster crowed twice, the Biao Song Contest entered a fever pitch.

Amidst the cheers of tens of thousands of people, the idiot emperor made a 'summary speech': "My dear friends, fellow fathers and folks, and the people of Ming Dynasty all over the world, hello!

Today, the Biao Song Contest is coming to an end.

I, my heart is very uncomfortable.

why?

Such beautiful scenery on such a beautiful day, such joyous laughter, such a great event such as a feast of rich clothing and fine food, and a national celebration, I want to see it every day.

But can it be done?
Nearly [-]% to [-]% of the people in our Ming Dynasty are about to starve to death, and they are about to eat shit from hunger.

In my heart, when I think of these things, it’s not a good taste, I can’t sleep at night, I can’t sleep at night, so I have to work hard for my Ming Dynasty day and night..."

Having been the emperor for more than a year, I didn't learn anything else. The emperor's eloquence is so stupid, it can be regarded as the first class in Ming Dynasty.

Isn't it just great acting skills?
This, I am good at it, even if Chen Kangxi crosses over, I will teach him a few tricks, how to play an idiot emperor!
However, that Chen Kangxi was quite capable, and he was able to turn a pig-tailed emperor into an eternal sage. For this, I still admire him...

"So, I was still figuring out just now, do we ordinary people like this kind of good life?
If you don't like it, then forget it, just treat it as a joke with you, and it's just for most of the night.

If everyone likes it!

So, there should be some applause and cheers here?
Hahaha! "

A storm of cheers and applause swept past.

On the high stands, the accompanying ministers and dead eunuchs who were secretly 'beating' in their boots were shocked.

Some of them were timid, and even tensed up, thinking that something big had happened.

Only those generals who have led soldiers and fought in battles have a deep understanding of this kind of situation. Isn't this a set of mobilization before the war...

"Long live Daming!"

"Long live Daming!"

"Long live Daming!"

……

Zhu Youjian raised his hand slightly, raised the iron horn and continued to mobilize: "Since everyone likes it, I will announce here that from now on, every ten days, there will be a Daming Royal Biao Song Competition!

This Yujian No. 4 city named after me, I personally promised that it will be the only designated city for my Ming Biao song competition in the future!

I have made up my mind, even if I sell the Forbidden City in the land of the capital, I still have to support this Biaoge competition.

Li Zicheng listened to the order! "

Suddenly, Zhu Youjian's voice changed, and he turned to look at Li Zicheng, who was giggling cheerfully in the stands.

"Ah? Long live, what's the matter?"

Li Zicheng reacted for a while before he came to his senses, stepped forward quickly, bowed and clasped his fists: "My minister obeys the order!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

This guy doesn't understand any rules. I've not given my order yet, so I'll give you a word of 'follow the order'...

If the acting skills are not up to standard, wouldn't he be on the air?

"Li Zicheng, Second Brother Li, I appointed you as the first island owner of Taiwan Pengbao Island, the first city owner of Youjian No. 4 City, and the Ming Royal Biao Song Competition. From now on, you will be in charge of it!
I will give you 300 million gold coins every year, and you spend all of it on the singing competition.

Remember, specs are high and scope is wide.

For every song competition, there must be at least two or three foreign women to join in.

The most important thing is that the bonus should be generous.

How about this, from now on, the monthly champion of every Biaoge competition will reward Daming with 10 gold coins! "

(End of this chapter)