I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 199 Brotherly Love
'The first island owner of Pengbao Island in Taiwan?The first city lord of Youjian City 4? '

'Daming Royal Biao Song Competition... General Manager? '

Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, made everyone stunned.

What is this all about?

By the way, what is the official title of the general manager?Is it from the fifth grade?Or is it the second product?
Taiwan Pengbao Island is the territory of Zhenhai King Zheng Zhilong, so what's the matter if you canonize it indiscriminately?

The great eunuch Wang Chengen coughed hard several times, trying to get the idiot emperor's attention, but he was directly ignored.

Sure enough, he is not as good as Wei Zhongxian.

For example, if Wei Zhongxian heard the emperor 'sell the Forbidden City', his legs would definitely go limp, and he would try his best to make money for the idiot emperor to wipe his ass...

"Long live, Your Majesty, this burden is too heavy, my humble minister... can't bear it!"

Li Zicheng was stunned for a while, and then he came to his senses and knelt down on one knee: "Long Live Lord, I am a rough man, and I can't read a few baskets with big characters. We can't be such a big official..."

"Hahaha, who is born to be an official?"

Zhu Youjian laughed loudly, stretched out his hand to untie his saber from his waist, and put both hands in Li Zicheng's hand: "Don't worry, being an official is the easiest thing in my Ming Dynasty.

As long as you are an individual, you will be an official.

However, it is not easy to be a good official, second brother, you should learn to be a good official for us! "

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian looked sincere, and Li Zicheng couldn't help but was on the verge of tears.

"Long live! Third brother!"

Li Zicheng knelt down on one knee, held up the sword in his hand, and said loudly: "If I can't be the master of the island and the city, I can't carry forward the Biaoge competition and let the whole island...

Cough cough, let people all over the world come to sing songs, without the Lord Long Live doing it himself, we Li Zicheng use the sword of the Lord Long Live to cut off our blackhead! "

Zhu Youjian patted Li Zicheng on the shoulder in satisfaction, and said, "You don't need to cut your blackheads."

"This thing is too big, it's useless for me to take it away, let's save it for drinking and eating meat, hahaha."

Li Zicheng choked up and couldn't speak.

In a daze, he felt that all of this was a bit unreal, as if in a dream, his whole body was light and light, as if the sea breeze would blow gently, and he would go to the sky...

And in the heart of the idiot emperor, he was also flattered.

Well, you big eye Li, I will give you such a big official, give you a treasure island, and at the same time give you a title in the Biaoge competition, throw in millions of gold coins every year, and let you spend your days drinking and drinking.

See you are still rebelling?

Of course, it's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married. If this guy really wants to rebel one day, he, Zhu Youjian, is not worried at all.

Only with the basics of Daming, plus Xu Guangqi, Song Yingxing, Mao Yuanyi, and the Daming Engineering Bureau and Daming Academy that have begun to take shape, are you afraid of a mere Li Dayan?

Believe it or not, I brought over dozens of boats of foreign women, and they exhausted you fat man to death on the bed!

Fight with me, you are still young.

Quietly Mimi opened the character panel and watched nearly 100 million 'prodigal value' gain.

Zhu Youjian smiled.

Finally, I can upgrade again...

……

The sequelae of the Biaoge competition are very serious.

That is, everyone shouted hoarse voices, exhausted their waists, spoiled their stomachs, and spoiled the artistic level of Ming officials and common people.

Without Zhu Youjian's instructions, his "Song of a Hero", two crooked folk songs by Princess Anna and Princess Catherine, and a few ditties with a southern Fujian flavor, under the leadership of court musicians, quickly formed a book. booklet--

The classic repertoire of the Daming Royal Biao Song Competition.

Then, before Wang Chengen got the job of printing the 'classic repertoire', he let Li Zicheng take the lead.

His method was simple and rude. He directly asked the people in each village to find a way to get some big stones, and then asked everyone to carve those classic songs on the huge stones.

The giant stone stands in the most conspicuous place of each village, so that every commoner, even if you can't read and can't sing, you must be able to hum a few times the "Hero Song" of Long Live God.

Of course, if you really can't learn it, let the village chiefs send those guys over.

Li Daozhu personally taught them to sing.

If you can't sing, if you punch and kick, you will be humming the next day...

……

The ancients said that good things do not go out, but bad things travel thousands of miles.

The ancients also said: spread like wildfire.

The other "classic songs" were not widely sung. Although they were honored by the idiot emperor, they were not very good-looking to the people of Ming Dynasty.

If you want to sing, it's still a "hero song"!
Therefore, as long as there are people living on the entire Taiwan Pengbao Island, there must be someone who sings "shouting when the road is uneven", which is very spectacular.

Moreover, every time after singing, those vulgar fellows would shout at the top of their lungs: "Break into Kyushu~~~"

……

"This Chuangzi is wonderful!"

A few days later, Zhu Youjian, under the covert protection of hundreds of Jinyi guards, led two foreign women to swagger through the city and "patrol" in some mountain villages and villages. Every time he heard the phrase "Cross Kyushu", he felt very happy .

Look, Li Zicheng is simply a template for the protagonist.

I was worried that he would rebel, and I got him this Pengbao Island from the Northwest Plateau, but in the end it still came down to the word "Chuang", which is simply too feudal and superstitious...

On a hillside close to Peach Blossom City, Zhu Youjian enjoyed Anna's pinching and Catherine's seductive eyes, drinking and composing poems, enjoying himself.

"Qizou Your Majesty, Li Zicheng is asking to see you."

An accompanying eunuch walked over and said with a bow.

"Let him come here." Zhu Youjian had actually seen Li Zicheng galloping towards him a long time ago.

He was still muttering in his heart, this old boy galloped so wildly, it could be seen that there was an emergency...

"Long live Lord!"

Li Zicheng rushed over quickly, and was about to bow down as soon as they met, but Zhu Youjian blocked him with his hand: "In the wilderness, it's not on the court, you kowtow and kneel all the time, what do you look like!
Come, come, sit beside me. "

The emperor said so, but Li Zicheng didn't dare to sit next to him.

He found a clean stone, brought it with him casually, used it as a stool, and sat on it in an orderly manner, then grinned and said: "Long live, I have thought of a way to make our Biaoge competition even bigger." Some……

However, it takes a lot of money. "

"Really?" Hearing that it would cost a lot of money, the idiot emperor suddenly regained his spirits, "Tell me quickly, what is the solution."

Li Zicheng pondered a few times, and said tentatively: "When I was helping Mrs. Dong's sister-in-law to plow the fields last night, I suddenly thought of a good idea. Our Daming Biao Song Competition should not only be played by ourselves, but also by those overseas dignitaries. come to play;
So, can we expand the scale of You... No. 4 city?

Add some other items of food, drink and entertainment, so that people can eat, play and spend when they come..."

"Okay, second brother!"

With a bang, Zhu Youjian was so happy that he slapped Li Zicheng like a dog.

"After all, he is my good second brother, we have a perfect understanding!"

Zhu Youjian rubbed his hands together, his eyes sparkled, and he said, "I'm sure about this!"

"Remember, around Harbor City, develop more small villas specially built for dignitaries, so that they can enjoy as much treatment as they have.

I have said long ago that governing the country is not about fighting and killing at all, but about the ways of the world! "

So, the two monarchs and ministers sat on the grass and muttered for a while, and made a few pig calls from time to time.

"When I return to the capital, the first thing I will do is ban gambling!"

"Let those high-ranking officials and dandy children feel itchy, and it's absolutely forbidden to play with money in other places in Daming, only open to Youjian No. 4 city..."

"In addition, after I go back, I will also prohibit the buying and selling of slaves, so that those rich people will not dare to seek out houses."

"Then, spread the news that you can..."

Kukuku...

While talking, the two hugged their stomachs and laughed for a while, making Wang Chengen who was not far away stunned for a while.

What are these two talking about?
so happy?
The Ming Dynasty suffered internal and external troubles, the plague in the grasslands of the capital had not subsided, Shanhaiguan received frequent reports from outside the Shanhaiguan, the trilateral governor of Shaanxi, Hong Chengchou, was defeated in suppressing the bandits, and almost committed suicide to die for his country, Jiangnan's salt, iron and tea taxes could not be collected at all...

Thinking of one or two "national affairs" casually, even he, the eunuch holding a pen, was so worried that he couldn't sleep, and couldn't help but want to find a mother-in-law and aunt to eat.

But someone who is an emperor, eats, drinks, plays, travels around mountains and rivers, is simply a fool!

"Hey, I really echoed an ancient saying that the emperor is not in a hurry for eunuchs..."

Not to mention the great eunuch Wang Chengen sighed secretly.

Let's talk about Zhu Youjian and Li Zicheng, but the more they say it, the more outrageous they are.

In the end, they hooked their shoulders together, like two LSPs, while looking at Anna and Catherine from the corner of their eyes, Kukuku's pig laughed endlessly.

"Second brother Li, don't worry, the matter of the foreign woman is on my brother's shoulders, and Zheng Zhilong will send you dozens of boats later."

"In addition, I have to teach you a few tricks for your entertainment, such as dice, chess, go, Goulan listening to music, etc., all of which are fine. In addition, some new things need to be added.

Such as roulette games, card games, 10:30, drawing bastards, driving donkeys, digging pits and fighting landlords..."

The idiot emperor taught him hand in hand.

Li Daozhu studied hard.

Before I knew it, it was getting late, and it was time to pass on the meal.

"Second brother, let's go and have dinner with me," Zhu Youjian put his arm around Li Zicheng's shoulders, and delivered an order to Wang Chengen: "Let the supervisor of Shangshan take the guy and rush to Peach Blossom City.

I want to treat guests to dinner in Peach Blossom City. "

Wang Chengen: "..."

The eunuch's feet went limp and he almost staggered.

This is too prodigal!

Inviting a whole city to dinner at every turn, the hundreds of eunuchs in the Shangshan Supervisor are simply not enough.

It seems that we have to add a few hundred... no, at least three thousand eunuchs will come over, and all of them will be trained to the level of imperial chefs. Isn't that a lot of money?

Wang Chengen went to deliver the decree with a bitter face.

Zhu Youjian didn't care about it.

He suddenly missed Wei Zhongxian a little bit. I don't know, how is the prevention and control of the grassland plague in the land of the capital?
Play back to play, laugh back to laugh.

These few basic disks outside can still be done well, and it cannot be said that they are flourishing, but at least there are three basic support points, so that the Ming Dynasty will not die suddenly.

However, the basic disk of the Ming Dynasty is still riddled with holes, which is very frustrating.

Thinking of the mess, Zhu Youjian's mood became a little depressed, which made Li Zicheng a little at a loss, thinking that he had said something wrong.

"Long live, we are stupid, you old man, don't..."

"It's none of your business, second brother, let's go to Peach Blossom City first," Zhu Youjian got on his horse, and waved to Anna and Catherine with some disappointment, "Let's go."

"Long Live Lord, what's on your mind, just say it out, even if I risk my life, I will help you settle it!" Li Zicheng patted his horse to catch up, and said in a low voice.

"Second Brother, if one day, the Ming Dynasty suffers internal and external troubles, and many people are alienated from me, and even want to rebel, what will you, Second Brother Li, do?" Zhu Youjian asked lazily.

"That's needless to say? Who dares to rebel, I'll kill him!" Li Zicheng said angrily.

"No," Zhu Youjian suddenly reined in the horse's head, and said very seriously: "I will tell you my heart out today, and this must not be spread outside!
Once that day comes, I only ask Brother Li for one thing.

That is, you manage this Pengbao Island well for me.

Build this place into the second Kuwu Island. If you enter, you can smash half of the Ming Dynasty, and if you retreat, you can prevent a foreigner, a black widow and other pirates from landing on this island! "

Li Zicheng: "..."

It's not good to continue talking about this.

Shattered most of the Ming Dynasty...

My neck hurts just thinking about it, who would have the guts to smash half of the Ming Dynasty?

"I actually don't want to do anything, or I don't want to do anything," Zhu Youjian's Wen Qing fell ill, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "I just want the people of the Ming Dynasty to have a mouthful of hot food.

As for the rest, leave it to fate, I can't control so much.

Of course, it is not enough for ordinary people to just have a mouthful of hot food. Why?

Because they are not heroes yet.

A sage once said that a man is not a hero if he does not reach the Great Wall, and the journey is only [-].

What is the Great Wall?It is the people, the hearts of the people, the invincible and impregnable people's hearts, Brother Li. "

Li Zicheng looked bewildered: "This third brother Zhu is indeed the emperor of the ages. We can't understand a word of what he said..."

The idiot emperor's "Wen Qing disease" committed a crime, and his mood gradually became clearer.

"Second brother, if anyone bullies you in the future, even if there are thousands of miles away, I will personally lead an iron army to kill him, hahaha!"

Zhu Youjian raised his whip and urged the horse, and galloped away.

Li Zicheng was stunned for a moment, laughed loudly, and patted his horse to follow.

The heart of this Mizhi man is very delicate at this moment.

Why did he feel that His Majesty, the emperor galloping in front of him, was alone, and seemed to be infinitely lonely, and he had nowhere to say anything.

As an emperor, in fact, very pitiful...

In Li Zicheng's heart, he finally determined that the sworn brotherhood between the emperor and himself was definitely not a whim, but a kind of...

Strange sympathy?

"Li Zicheng, Li Zicheng, what are you, thinking of pity with the emperor!"

"Third brother, wait for second brother!"

"From now on, if anyone dares to bully you, Zhu Youjian, we Li Zicheng will avenge you even if we risk our lives!"

The Mizhi man secretly made up his mind:

From now on, he will be Zhu Sandi's second brother!
(End of this chapter)