I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 241 Is there any shortage of military advisers in your cottage

"Girl, you have found the wrong partner, the idiot emperor is a peerless master..."

Mao Yuanyi said earnestly: "Tell me, you, such a good-looking girl, who is so good-looking, why did you think of wanting to assassinate the idiot emperor?
Don't say you can't beat him, the problem is, even if you can beat him, he lives deep in the palace, protected by so many royal guards, you have no chance to get close to him. "

Li Sanniang sighed and said, "At first, I just wanted to vent my anger..."

"Forget it, it's already like this anyway, even if you regret it, it's futile. Let's think about how to deal with those people in Erlongshan."

Mao Yuanyi nodded and smiled, "Yes, let's deal with the little thieves first, and then we can discuss how to create an opportunity to lure the idiot emperor out of the capital and let you try to assassinate him a few times.

Don't worry, it's all on me.

If he doesn't leave the capital, let's go to the capital to find him.

Anyway, as long as you want, I can find a way for you to get him.

However, your martial arts must be stronger, otherwise, if someone slaps you in the mud, you probably won't be able to get it out. "

Li Sanniang smiled bitterly: "You are good at everything, but your words are neither high nor low, which makes people sound a little illusory..."

Mao Yuanyi said: "Just say that I'm a braggart, you don't have to beat around the bush."

The two looked at each other and smiled, and they seemed to be getting closer to each other...

……

Let's talk about how Mao Yuanyi and Li Sanniang were discussing how to trick the idiot emperor out in the future and let Li Sanniang try to assassinate him a few times.

The people in Erlong Mountain are waiting, but at this moment they are miserable.

They quietly touched around the small courtyard, and one after another, they entered over the wall, holding knives, swords, hammers, sticks and other "weapons", and carefully surrounded the three thatched cottages.

"Second brother Tie, why don't we just set fire and burn them to death?" A thin man said in a low voice, moving closer to a burly man with a dark face. The continuous firing of firearms and thunderbolts, the brothers suffered a lot;

Therefore, let's set the fire on fire, and let our crossbowmen shoot out random arrows outside, ensuring that they will be hard to fly! "

Brother Tie's black face looked very gloomy.

He didn't speak, just stretched out his big hand, swung it forward fiercely, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Rush in, catch the alive! The scholar with the firearm in his hand has a mysterious identity, he should be someone from the government;
After everyone rushed in, they killed him directly.

As for Li Sanniang, the big boss told her that she must be alive, and she must not be missing an arm or a broken leg. She has a big secret, and the boss will interrogate her after she is captured! "

The men suddenly agreed.

Immediately, someone brandished a weapon, shouted, and rushed towards the three thatched cottages.

Bang.

The door of the east wing was kicked open, and two men swung their weapons and rushed in, and then there was no sound.

The same is true for the other two thatched cottages.

It looked deserted, dilapidated, and crumbling, as if a breeze would blow the house and it would collapse...

However, why did several people rush in one after another, and then stop abruptly with just a roar?

Tie Erge's face was livid, and he reached out to grab the handle of the knife hanging from his waist. The veins on the back of his hand were exposed, and a sticky layer of cold sweat seemed to break out from his palm.

"Brother Tie, this place is a bit weird..."

"Yeah, why do I feel that my scalp is tight and my heart is panicking?"

"Don't be impatient, everyone, let Brother Tie go in and have a look!"

Brother Tie: "..."

Brother Tie glanced coldly at the 'little brother' who yelled for him to go in himself, feeling disgusted for a while, and a murderous intent flashed in his eyes.

Damn, this kid is called Liu Si'er, right?

Okay, you idiot let me go in to die, I will send you to die first...

"Liu Si'er, among our brothers, you are the most courageous and upright person, and you have already mastered kung fu with a single practice. Even if you add swords to your body and thousands of arrows to your heart, it is just a drizzle.

So, you should go and have a look first.

Don't worry, we'll watch out for you outside, and we guarantee that no one will rush in! "

Liu Si'er looked at Brother Tie's eyes and couldn't help but want to yell at him. This second brother Tie, relying on his two older sisters, is quite pretty. He has two brother-in-laws in the Xi'an mansion, so, He has a special status in the cottage, even the big boss gave him some face...

"Tie Er Er, you fucking want me to die?"

Liu Si'er acted impulsively, pulled out a sharp knife for slaughtering sheep, and roared: "Fourth Master Liu, who am I? Before I fell into a bandit, I was a butcher, killing pigs and sheep, and killed a few The rich old man.

By the way, dozens of their family members were killed!
You iron bastard is a hammer!

Believe it or not, I'll kill you bitch? "

On weekdays, Liu Si'er is very low-key, because he was born in a poor family, looks wretched, and exudes a sticky foul smell all year round.

Therefore, there are no friends in the cottage.

I don't know what happened today, Liu Si'er, who has always been wretched, even called himself "Liu Siye", and put on a sloppy mouth that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and really bluffed Brother Tie and others for a while Living.

"Tie Er Er, believe it or not, Fourth Master killed you?"

"Come on, see Zhenzhang under my hand, you are a person who eats inside and outside, and secretly communicates with the government. The boss has been on guard against you for a long time, and let me watch you in the dark!"

"Unexpectedly, the boss's feeling is really accurate."

"You bastard, you are indeed an undercover agent of the government. You just want to kill our brothers in Erlongshan one by one. Then, after you seize the gold and silver treasures of our cottage, you will go to your brother-in-law in Xi'an to ask for credit." Reward?

Haha, you have a good plan! "

"But, have you ever thought that the boss of Erlong Mountain has ever treated you badly? Knowing that your two brother-in-laws are generals under Hong Datou, they still support you to take the second place in the cottage!

Not only that, the boss will also hand over all the big and small affairs of the cottage to you.

And you, look what you've done!

You set up this game with outsiders because you want brothers to go in and die one by one, so that you can reap benefits from Xi'an Mansion..."

……

Everyone was stunned.

Especially Brother Tie, with a black face that was even more bleak and cold, his eyes shot out a cold light that wanted to kill, and with a single swipe, he was about to go forward and kill Liu Si'er on the spot.

There are some things that others don't know, but he is very clear about it.

He really had a plan to find a way to sneak into Erlong Mountain. As the damned Liu Si'er said, he just received the secret orders from two generals' brother-in-laws to find a way to sneak into Erlong Mountain and find out about this bandit den, so that he can fight with the bandits in the future. The officers and soldiers colluded and smashed it down in one fell swoop.

Erlong Mountain is very well-known on the ground in Shaanxi. It can be said that it is the best and largest place for criminals, refugees and grassroots bandits.

If they can be wiped out in one fell swoop, wouldn't it be a huge fortune!

Liu Lao Si, you are a bitch to spoil my big business!
Tie Lao Er was furious in his heart, and immediately thought of killing people to silence him: "Liu Si'er, you are the secret agent sent by the government, right?"

Liu Si'er sneered again and again, and said: "Who is the secret agent of the government, everyone knows very well, Tie Laoer, do you dare to go into the thatched cottage and capture Li Sanniang alive to prove your innocence?"

Tie Laoer: "Hmph, I'm already innocent, why do I need to prove it?"

Liu Si'er: "Then you just have the heart to watch the brothers go in to die one by one? You clearly intend to kill us all!"

The thieves were in an uproar.

On weekdays, these people eat and drink, fight and kill, do whatever they want, do whatever they want, lawless, where have they ever used their brains to think about things?
However, let Liu Si'er say this, everyone has already believed it in their hearts.

Tie Lao Er is the secret work of the government.

It's bad.

It's colluding with the government to set up a trap, trying to kill the big guy!
So, without anyone's orders, the weapons in the hands of these men smashed at Tie Laoer with all their brains.

"You are all crazy!"

"You listen to me..."

bang bang bang

Chi Chi Chi!
After a burst of swords, sticks, and hammers hit indiscriminately, there were three bloody corpses on the ground. One of them was not completely dead.

"Tie Er Er, you are going to die..."

Tie Lao Er was cut in seven or eight places. Although he avoided the vital wounds in a hurry and did not hurt his life, blood was dripping dripping down a large puddle for a while, and he looked very miserable.

Liu Si'er was a clever man, although he was provoking trouble, when he was being beaten up, he just took the time to throw a sleeve arrow, and then hid behind the crowd and didn't say a word.

His sleeve arrow pierced into the thigh of one of Tie Lao Er's best friends, and the injured man immediately lost his combat effectiveness, but just hugged his crotch and sucked in the cold wind, yelling and yelling in pain...

……

Obviously, the crowd is divided into two groups.

One of them has a small number of people, and they all gather around Tie Laoer; the other group has a larger number of people, and they are naturally the bosses of the cottage. At this moment, almost everyone is injured and embarrassed.

"You guys... are really secret agents of the government!" A one-eyed man roared coldly, "Brothers, Tie Lao Er is the dog's leg of the government, and the big guys stand shoulder to shoulder!
Chop them into mincemeat! "

Tie Lao Er's face was ashen, wiped the blood on his face, and said: "It's up to you?"

While talking, he took out a thunderbolt from his bosom, and made a gesture to throw it out: "Which one is not afraid of death, come out and let Second Lord Tie see? Believe it or not, I will die with you?"

The dozens of people on the opposite side were stunned.

Thunderbolt.

There is actually a thunderbolt hidden in the dog's body.

It really is the court eagle dog!
"Everyone stand shoulder to shoulder. After the melee starts, the pili will be useless!" Seeing that everyone was bluffed by a pili, Liu Si'er lost no time in hiding behind the crowd and shouted loudly.

Then, everyone shouted and rushed towards Tie Laoer and the others again.

A not so fierce, but very bloody battle broke out.

The sword cut into the meat, chopped on the bone, and there was a muffled sound, which made people's hearts beat wildly, and the roots of their teeth itched.

In the melee, everyone has the same thoughts.

That is to hack the opponent to death as much as possible, and at the same time, beware of other people around you, for fear of being hacked by someone inexplicably.

Therefore, many people didn't know who the opponent was at all, and waved the weapons in their hands indiscriminately. Anyway, whoever met who would be unlucky, without the slightest trick.

Even some martial arts masters among them, who could easily defeat seven or eight strong men on weekdays, were also made dizzy at this moment, and suffered several inexplicable blows.

There were bloodstains, and the sky was dark.

In this inexplicable fight, everyone's heart suddenly surged with monstrous malice, and everyone's eyeballs turned red, like a group of human madmen, cruel and bloodthirsty.

Many people, after being cut down to the ground, could barely survive.

Unexpectedly, when they struggled to sit up, or struggled to climb out of the circle, passers-by would hit those injured a few times.

Or a knife, or a sword.

Or simply sticks and big hammers, smashing and chopping the head and face until the injured person's head is turned into a gourd of blood, and he died long ago, but he still does not feel relieved.

Many people, according to that blood gourd, will output a dozen or so breaths crazily.

Until they themselves were cut down to the ground and became the targets of other people's abuse...

……

Crazy, crazy.

Liu Si'er, who was hiding behind the crowd, had her heart beating wildly, retreated seven or eight steps silently, hid behind a ruined wall, and looked out.

"Brother, good job." Suddenly, Liu Si'er was patted on the shoulder, and a strange man said softly:
"What's your name?"

"My name is Liu Si'er. My brain is not working well. People in the village used to call me Liu Si'er."

In the Shaanxi area, "Si'er" is a curse word, often with a kind of ridicule and contempt, which is equivalent to words such as "half-brained" and "short-hearted". Under normal circumstances, it is not easy to call it this way.

From this point of view, Liu Si'er's honesty and honesty are purely pretending. How can there be a heartless person who will be appointed by the boss to monitor his "second in command"?
Sure enough, the world is chaotic and people's hearts are unpredictable...

"Are you from the boss, or who?" The man continued to ask.

"I belong to Boss Yang, and he asked me to keep an eye on Tie Laoer. The boss said that Tie Laoer has a wicked mind, and he can obviously rely on two generals and brother-in-laws to get a half-job in Xi'an Mansion;
However, he let the official not do it, but he got into a bandit's nest, this matter is very unreliable..."

While talking, Liu Si'er suddenly realized.

Who is this?
I have never heard this voice before, there is absolutely no such person in the cottage!

Liu Si'er suddenly turned around.

A middle-aged man with a pale face, wearing a green shirt and a scholar hat, was squatting beside him and looking out...

"Who are you? Why haven't I seen you?" Liu Si'er stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, frowning and asked, "Aren't you from the Shanzhai?"

"Well, I'm not from a copycat," the middle-aged scholar smiled and said, "However, I will soon become a member of a copycat."

"I am full of economics. I know the heavens and the latitudes. I know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom. I can not only pinpoint my fingers, but also know how to arrange troops. Even the old Zhuge Kongming will probably bow his head and bow down when he sees me..."

"By the way, do you have any military advisors in your cottage?"

(End of this chapter)