So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 158 Listen to the elders and be attentive, their life experience is the greatest treasure
"Well, that's it..."

Hong Li pursed her lips, pointed at the ceiling of the kitchen with a guilty face, blushed slightly, and confessed honestly.

"Just...biu, the lid of the pot flew out against my kitchen knife, and then my soup exploded... This was just an accident, really, you have to believe me!"

"Puff, hahaha, how is it possible! Hahahaha!"

Seeing Hongli's cute appearance trying to quibble, Hongling couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could such a thing happen when you cook an ordinary meal, normal people wouldn't believe it Come on, hahaha!"

"..."

A few wells popped out on Hongli's forehead, and her little fist hardened involuntarily: "Hey! What do you mean! Are you looking for trouble!"

"No, no, I'm just saying...hahaha..."

Hong Ling waved her hand, but still couldn't stop the smile on her face: "Xiao Li, you have to find a better reason for lying, things like cooking and blowing up the room..."

"whispering sound……"

Hongli gently lifted the basin on the side of the pot, and quickly slapped her little hand, fanning the smell to Hongling: "Believe it or not, you can smell it yourself."

"Ah? Smell what..."

Hong Ling was stunned for a moment, turned her head to look, and slightly raised her nose: "...Ugh! Quick, close it, and put the basin back on!"

"Believe it now."

With a stern face, Hongli complained, "I've really been at home all the time, I didn't do anything, this pot of soup is the proof.

Hey, don't keep talking, show your attitude, okay? "

"Wait, wait, I'll slowly..."

Hongling shook her dazed head, and waved her hands: "Your evidence, indeed, is quite weighty! Hmm...it's too heavyweight!"

Hongli: "..."

Unhappy +1+1+1...

"Cough, that..."

It took a long time for Hongling to come back to her senses, but she looked at Hongli with a strange expression: "I probably understand. In this way, Xiaoli, you are also a victim..."

"Then I'm not a victim!"

Hongli looked up at her aunt, with an aggrieved expression on her face: "I am not only a victim, my kitchen is also a victim, and my ceiling... Anyway, I am the worst one!" (Hei Yang:?)

"That seems to be true..."

Hongling recalled the unspeakable taste just now, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly: "So Xiao Li, you grew up eating this kind of food since you were a child, no wonder you are not tall, so you are malnourished..."

Hongli: "???"

Wait, aunt, did you misunderstand something, ghosts grow up eating this stuff!
Unhappy+999+999+999
"Are you serious?"

With a doubtful expression on her life, Hongli pointed to the pot beside her, and then pointed to herself: "Who would grow up eating this kind of thing!
Do you think creatures that grew up eating this kind of stuff actually exist?I'm so pretty! "

"Well……"

Hongling lowered her head to look at herself, then licked Hongli's chest, and nodded: "Well, this makes the explanation clear, it really is malnutrition..."

"???!?"

Hongli crossed her arms in an instant, looked at Hongling with horror and anger, her hair was blown up, and she gritted her teeth and said, "You! What! What! Mean! Think! Ah!
What the hell is that look!Why do you look at me like that!Don't look at me with that sympathetic look!I do not need your sympathy!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! "

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what happened!"

Hongli's yell startled the four people sitting in the living room, they hurried into the kitchen, and then saw Hongli baring her teeth and claws, looking at her aunt with a murderous look on her face.

"Creatures like you should be destroyed. This top-heavy goblin that doesn't conform to the proportion of normal creatures, this kind of, ah, ah, I don't care!"

Nan Xiaoyi: "Aha?"

Xingyun: "Huh?"

"Oh, you guys are here."

Hongling smiled and turned her head, waved her hands to the four people at the door, walked gently to Hongli, and patted her on the shoulder. Aunt Wei, who was so small that she had disappeared, is seriously back!
"Hey, if Xiaoli is jealous of aunt, it is understandable for aunt, but just being angry can't solve the problem!"

"Needless to say so much..."

With a gloomy face, Hongli slowly pulled out the spear from the storage bag: "As long as you kill everyone who is older than me, I will be the strongest..."

"Tsk tsk, then you can't finish killing.

If you really want to say that, the few people present are your hunting targets. "

Hongli: "..."

It was as if a cold arrow pierced his little heart from behind.

"Okay, okay, isn't it just cooking?"

Hong Ling shook her head and walked to the chopping board with a smile on her face, with one hand on her hip: "Let my aunt show you some tricks, watch and learn."

"So you can have a meal?!"

Nan Xiaoyi and the others' eyes lit up: "Let's help serve the dishes!"

"Okay, okay, the irrelevant personnel get out quickly."

Hongling waved her hands without looking back: "Wash your hands obediently, and wait for the feast!"

"Yeah!"*5
"This is my home..."

Hongli beeped softly, frowned, and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, why are there five beeps..."

"Ah ha ha……"

Xiao Huo, who had already walked out of the door, froze, and turned his head with a smirk: "Haha, mom, you have to study hard!"

Hongli: "..."

"Traitor! Weeds!"

"Ahaha, don't bother Xiao Huo, mother, come on!"

"boom!"

The kitchen door was shut tightly.

"Okay, okay, don't look like you've been frustrated with your self-esteem."

Auntie patted Hongli on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Actually, cooking is very simple.

For beginners, it may be difficult to make delicious food, but it is very simple to make it not so bad! "

"This is a lie..."

Hongli muttered softly: "Cooking is not such a simple matter..."

"Then, um, take out the ingredients in your storage bag and let Auntie see what's there...

Eh?There are a lot of varieties, vegetables, fruits, meat... this is Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon! "

Hong Ling clapped her hands in surprise: "In this way, I can try more dishes!"

"Hey, make a very professional look..."

Hongli shrank her head subconsciously, feeling a little shorter in front of her aunt: "It doesn't feel as good as... Hongli, um, refers to cooking skills.

Although I am a beginner, don't think that you can defeat me by showing a few hands casually..."

"First, process the ingredients, clean..."

"I will too."

"Then, for the dishes, let's heat up the oil first..."

"Tch, as long as you have hands..."

"Then, on the soup side, boil a pot of boiling water..."

"Well, the foundation of this kind of foundation doesn't need to be emphasized over and over again..."

Hong Li yawned, and couldn't help urging: "Hurry up and get to the point!"

"Then ginger slices, shiitake mushrooms, scallions, meat, alcohol, salt, you can turn the dishes over and add salt as seasoning..."

Hong Ling's speech speed suddenly accelerated, and she quickly changed her figure in front of several pots, and an afterimage suddenly appeared...

"Hey, wait, wait, slow down!"

Hong Li didn't finish her yawn, she quickly widened her eyes and saw that those ingredients suddenly changed their appearance, familiar and unfamiliar...

It's not that she couldn't see Hongling's movements clearly, but she was looking at this pot, and another wonderful change happened in that pot, and then the wonderful reaction in this pot just ended, and she was still thinking about the last step just now. What's going on...

Probably, like bending over to pick up a pen in math class?
"Okay! Let's serve the dishes, Xiaoli! Have you learned it yet?"

Hong Ling turned her head away with a smile, and encouraged, "Isn't it very simple?"

"No! It's not right at all!"

Hongli's eyes were in a trance, and she suddenly came back to her senses, shaking her head and waving her hands frantically: "This is not how you cook! This is different from my way!"

"Eh?"

Hong Ling tilted her head: "But, that's how cooking is..."

"No no, it should be like this..."

As Hongli said, she was about to get started: "Let me show you..."

"Hey, don't, don't, eat first, eat first!"

……

"Did you see my mother-in-law's soup?"

Meng Po went on to say: "Although I don't know the taste of this soup, I can be sure of the effect of this soup. That girl's cooking should look like this..."

"You mean..."

Heiyang frowned, trying to understand: "You said that Hongli's craftsmanship is as bad as yours? Well, no, thinking about it this way, Hongli's soup is still much less powerful than yours, which proves that she is still good. Not hopeless...

Since you can get into this position with your qualifications, my little Li might be able to make up for it in the future..."

Granny Meng: "?"

"Do you really want grandma to do something that violates the rules for public officials?"

Granny Meng was expressionless, but Heiyang was horrified to find that the handle of the spoon in grandma's hand was deforming...

"Ahaha, I must be joking about that, just keep talking, keep talking..."

Hei Yang pulled his mouth, motioning himself to shut up: "En!"

"Hmph, keep talking nonsense, grandma is going to perform a big show of an old man beating a child on the Naihe Bridge today in front of so many dead souls."

Meng Po snorted coldly and said: "At that time, you will be like grandma, you will become an unprecedented person, and there will probably be no one to come in the future. It will be passed down in the Three Thousand Worlds as a legend.

Well, it's just that the people in the story are generally dead! "

Hei Yang: "..."

Shivering.

(End of this chapter)