So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 159 He said that in the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing, wipe away your tears, don't be afraid...

"How should I say it? Strictly speaking, it's not so much cooking as it is medicinal food..."

Granny Meng nodded and said affirmatively: "The meals we cook not only fill the stomach, but also pay attention to the functionality of the food.

Just like grandma's Mengpo soup, because it is necessary to completely wash away the ups and downs of the previous life, and not a single bit of memory can be left, so the taste may be a little unacceptable, and it is even possible that this pot is sweet, and it will be as soon as it is cooked. bitter……"

"This pot has a burnt smell, but if you put it in the pot, it will smell like burnt..."

Heiyang beeped softly: "I read a lot, you can't fool me.

People's medicinal food is full of color, fragrance, taste, and curative effect, so it doesn't mean that the taste will get worse..."

"..."

A few wells popped out of Po Meng's head, and the bent handle of the spoon was straightened back: "Ours has improved to a higher level, sacrificing the taste and enhancing the efficacy of the medicine. Is there a problem! Huh?"

"Don't dare to have it, who dares to have it?!
Go on, go on..."

"Hmph, speaking of this, I think you can guess it."

Granny Meng snorted softly, pinched another dead soul who wanted to run away with one finger, and forcibly poured it down.

"That little girlfriend of yours probably wanted to give full play to the specific effects of those ingredients, so that's why she used that cooking method.

First of all, the heat is different. Her heat should be much more intense than ordinary cooking, and in the process of cooking, she also subconsciously injects spiritual power to catalyze it, and at the same time, it is matched with condiments to complement each other.

It's just that this kind of cooking method requires constant experimentation before you can achieve your own goals. Moreover, the quality of cooking utensils must also be guaranteed.

Just like a kitchen knife, if you deal with high-level or rough-skinned and thick-fleshed ingredients in the future, will it be impossible to prevent it?

There is also that pot, which is catalyzed by spiritual power and stimulated by medicinal power. When the reaction reaches a certain level, if the quality of the pot is not good, the frying pot will occur. This is a normal phenomenon..."

"Well……"

Hei Yang frowned: "How does it feel, so familiar..."

Granny Meng: "Huh?"

Heiyang suddenly thought of the alchemy furnace that he had encountered in Wangdu and couldn't open the lid from the inside, and Hongli's fryer accident, so he couldn't help falling into silence.

"This, isn't this alchemy?!"

Heiyang's eyes widened: "I've been making trouble for a long time, that guy isn't cooking! So what kind of medicine is she trying to exert?
Do you want to exert the medicinal effect of poisoning your boyfriend? She is only one step away from success! "

"I told you all, she is a product of failure."

Granny Meng stretched out her hand, floated up slightly, and tapped Heiyang on the head: "Listen carefully to grandma.

Because it is a product of failure, not only the efficacy of the medicine will be wasted, but also various toxic substances will be generated under the rapid catalytic reaction.

Not only did it fail to exert the medicinal effect, but on the contrary, it consumed all the useful nutrients and left impurities instead, making it a pot of soup! "

"Ah, so I drank the highly toxic impurities..."

Hei Yang patted his chest: "It's okay, so Xiaoli doesn't have a problem with me, she wants to poison me or something..."

"This is..."

Po Meng glanced at Hei Yang, clicked her lips, and shook her head: "It's hard to say..."

Hei Yang: "???"

"Hey, it's hard to say anything!"

"Because grandma thinks that with your character like a puppet, the girls who are with you may really have murderous intentions after a long time."

"Ha, then you underestimate the relationship between the two of us!"

Hei Yang patted his chest confidently: "To tell you the truth, over the past ten years, she has planned no less than a hundred assassination plans, all of which were resolved by me without any risk. Now she has accepted her fate, hahahaha!"

Madam Meng: "..."

This kid's speech...

Doesn't sound like a nice guy!

"No matter how you look at it..."

Meng Po took a look at Hei Yang: "You two don't look like a normal couple, I really don't know how long you can be together..."

"forever and ever!"

Heiyang showed a bright smile: "We agreed not to separate!"

"I still don't understand..."

Looking at Hei Yang's smiling face, Granny Meng was startled, sighed, shook her head and said, "Isn't the love between a man and a woman just caused by hormones?
Wouldn't it be too ideal for stories like those stories in the storybook, "I'm willing to give everything for you"? "

"It's really ideal!"

Hei Yang nodded in agreement and said: "Why do you give everything! If I can really reach that point, I must have died before her!"

"Well, I don't understand, I don't understand."

Granny Meng shook her head: "It's not that grandma has no feelings, it's just that she simply doesn't understand this so-called love!

I have seen too many examples of vowing to each other one second before, saying never to separate, and turning around and leaving the next second. "

"Ah, you can't generalize."

Heiyang scratched his head, and said in a low voice: "May I ask, grandma, were you ever emotionally hurt before your death? Well, if you don't want to answer, just pretend I didn't!"

"There is nothing to answer."

Granny Meng shook her head, expressionless: "It's just that I completely forgot about such a long time ago.

Sometimes, I wonder, did I really have love when I was alive?Maybe I'm the kind of person who dies alone..."

"Oh hoo!"

Heiyang's eyes widened suddenly: "So that's what a good person means! I'm sorry, are you a good person?!"

Madam Meng: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"you……"

Hei Yang took two steps back in fear: "Public officials..."

"do not care!"

Granny Meng slammed the spoon and bowl on the table, took a deep breath, turned to look at Heiyang, and smiled: "Are you happy? Xiaoyang, you are going to be a story."

"Gudu..."

Hei Yang swallowed hard, smiled and shed tears: "Don't..."

The following scenes are too bloody, and it is not recommended for fellow daoists below the Nascent Soul stage to watch: [Flash][Flash][Flash]
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"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Heiyang jumped up suddenly, opened his eyes and howled loudly: "I was wrong, I was wrong! Grandma, I am grandma, I dare not, never dare again, woo woo woo, stop beating, stop beating..."

The copper snake tilted its head: "Shusha...?"

Da Ma stared curiously at the bloodless Hei Yang: "Herod...?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Black Yang: ('*) zzz
"Cough, that..."

Heiyang pretended to be calm and said: "I'm awake."

The copper snake looked over.

Dama looked over.

"Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at!"

Hei Yang couldn't help shouting: "I'm having a nightmare, okay?!"

"rustle……"

The copper snake spat out the letter, and the little boy imitated stammeringly: "Grandma, grandma... I dare not... woo woo woo..."

Hei Yang: "..."

[Hei Yang: Woohoo, Xiaoli, I've been bullied! 】

[Hongli: Hey?You are alive!

I thought you had passed your last breath before you came out of the shadow of losing you, ready to face a new life! 】

[Hei Yang: Climb, climb, climb! 】

[Hongli: Aww. 】

[Hei Yang: No, don't climb yet! 】

[Hei Yang: I was bullied, didn't you hear?Comfort me! 】

[Hong Li: Oh roar?And this?Beat him up!Hit back hard! 】

[Hei Yang: Can't beat it! 】

[Hongli: Then I will help you! 】

[Hei Yang: We can't beat the two of us together, and if we fight, we will be morally condemned! 】

[Hong Li: So ruthless?Then reason with him! 】

[Hei Yang: I was the one who spoke out first...]

【Hongli:......】

[Hongli: You...buy it...you are not cheap, this person...don't you deserve to be beaten? 】

[Hei Yang: Wow, although I know the facts are like this, shouldn't you help your relatives or not?For example, two lies against your will, comfort me? 】

[Hei Yang: It’s like a kid, obviously he hit someone’s table with his head and it hurt, but the parents still hit the other’s table, saying that the table is bad, and it hurt my family so and so...]

【Hongli:......】

[Hong Li: Are you so childish or not!Why, am I your mother?Sing you a nursery rhyme?Oh oh oh, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, fly away with pain~]

[Hei Yang: Grass, you are...too awkward, change to someone with positive energy, um, a more mature one! 】

[Hongli: You are really difficult to coax, you seem to be sick... No, you are sick! 】

【Hongli: Ah, yes, you sang it before...】

[Hongli: He said that in the wind and rain ~ this little pain is nothing ~ wipe away tears ~ don't be afraid ~ at least we still have dreams ~]

[Hei Yang: Yes!I was beaten in my dream! 】

【Hongli:......】

[Hongli: Are you so crazy! 】

[Hongli: Climb!My sister is eating!I have no time to talk to you! 】

(End of this chapter)