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Chapter 281 Wu Hu: Damn!Brother Jing, you tricked me!

Along the way, Wu Hu talked to himself and made gestures occasionally.

He is teaching some simple martial arts to the netizens in the live broadcast room.

When he came to the edge of the beach, Wu Hu put down the equipment, untied the camera from his forehead, looked at the sea surface, and then put the camera aside.

After a night of precipitation, the seawater has returned to its original state and is not turbid.

Wu Hu nodded and started warming up.

After Wu Hu finished warming up, the sound of speedboats in the distance came.

When Wu Hu saw this scene, he laughed, "It's really difficult to be a photographer, life is not easy! I was pulled out of the bed early, haha..."

Hearing Wu Hu's gloating laughter, the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed and cursed.

"Fat Tiger, he's starting to gloat about other people's photography tools again."

"Before I saw him teaching in a serious manner, I thought he had changed his gender! Sure enough, the world is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. Fat Tiger is a dog!"

"It's strange to say, why Fat Tiger has such a bad personality, sometimes I can't help scolding him, and even want to beat him, but it's hard to hate him."

"It's not surprising! Although Fat Tiger has a bad personality, loves to brag, loves to hold grudges, has a dark belly and narrow eyes, and always seeks revenge, but most of the time, he is face to face."

"Actually, he also played tricks sometimes, but most of them were harmless, just some jokes, and didn't really touch the bottom line of human nature."

"In fact, it's just like some bad friends. As long as they don't go too far and don't touch the bottom line, those bad friends are actually quite fun."

"Because Fat Tiger has a bad personality, but he's really good at something!"

……

Wu Hu didn't know that in the live broadcast room, netizens were discussing his temper.

At this time, he was taking off his clothes, putting on flippers, walking into the sea, splashing some sea water on his body, then threw himself into the sea water, and swam towards the sea.

The speedboat brought the underwater photography tool man to Wu Hu's side.

"Hey! Xiao Zheng, good morning!" Wu Hu wiped the sea water from his face, greeted Xiao Zheng who was driving the speedboat, and smiled at the photographer: "I'm sorry to trouble you! Let you go early in the morning It must be very depressing to be dragged out of bed to go to work!"

Before the toolman photographer came back, Wu Hu said again, "Don't worry! This situation will continue to happen in the future until the end of this show! Haha..."

"..."

The toolman photographer didn't want to talk to him, so he put on his oxygen mask.

In the live broadcast room, many netizens couldn't help laughing when they heard Wu Hu flirting with the photographer, "Fat Hu's bad temper really makes people want to beat him!"

"Mr. Photographer, if he can beat Fat Tiger, he will definitely kick Fat Tiger."

"Mr. Photographer, don't be cowardly! Jump towards the fat tiger, with your butt backwards, flattening the sand and falling into the wild goose style, and slapping the fat tiger! Ya Huazi has already demonstrated it for you!"

"Hahaha... I remembered Fat Tiger's loveless appearance that day again."

"Ha ha……"

……

After molesting the photographer and tool people, Wu Hu turned over, plunged into the sea, and dived towards the bottom of the sea.At this time, the seabed was slightly dark because the sun had not yet come out.

At the same time, in the shelter of the second group, everyone has already got up one after another.

They didn't see Fat Tiger punching, and everyone was a little puzzled.

"Where's Fat Tiger? Where did he go?"

Ya Huazi looked at the crowd in bewilderment.

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, as if they were saying: You ask me, who should I ask?

"Go to the bathroom!" Lao Hu said.

Zhan Langjing shook his head, "The fins of the spear gun are gone, probably Fat Tiger went hunting."

"..."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and Sister Mina patted her head, "Did Brother Hu say last night that he would wake up in the morning and go hunting?"

Tie Tie shook his head, "No!"

Yahuazi became puzzled, "Don't we still have dried smoked fish? What is Fat Tiger doing in such a hurry? Did he predict the weather would change again?"

Zhan Langjing coughed lightly, and said: "Everyone go wash up first! Sister Tie Tie builds a fire to boil water, I'll go to the beach and see if there are any shrimps and crabs in the trap."

"Brother Jing, let me go!" Lao Hu said, "The injury on your hand is still not healed!"

Zhan Langjing looked at his right hand, the swelling on his right hand has subsided, but the red spot has not disappeared, and occasionally there will be a tingling sensation, it is estimated that the residual poison has not been eliminated.

"It's okay! It's not that my foot was injured." Zhan Langjing said without frowning.

Old Hu laughed and said: "You have to use your hands to pull those traps out of the sea. If you push hard, the wound will probably start to hurt again!"

Zhan Langjing looked at his hands silently, although he didn't want to admit it, it was the truth.

Milk tea Lun said with a smile: "Brother Jing, you can just take a rest. Back then, Lao Hu and I had rested for several days! If you work so hard, wouldn't Lao Hu and I be embarrassed?"

Lao Hu nodded and said: "That's right! Let me go and have a look! You heal your injury first. By the way, Fat Tiger still left half a slug unused yesterday! Brother Lun, take that half snot Add some water to the worm, mash it and apply it to brother Jing again, so as to recover sooner.”

Milk Tea Lun gave him an OK gesture, "Wrap it on me!"

So, everyone began to wash.

Lao Hu simply brushed his teeth, rubbed his face, and headed towards the beach with the fish basket in his hand.

When Lao Hu came to the beach, he happened to see Wu Hu emerging from the bottom of the sea, wiping the sea water on his face.

So he shouted loudly: "Fat Tiger, how is the harvest?"

Wu Hu turned his head and saw Lao Hu standing on the beach with his waist crossed.But Wu Hu didn't reply, just waved to him, speaking loudly also requires strength.

Seeing this, Lao Hu didn't continue to ask Wu Hu, but ran to the side to check the trap.

First, I looked at the cofferdam trap, and there was a hairtail fish in it, but it seemed to be dead. Lao Hu's eyes were slightly bright, and he ran over and poked the fish carcass with his finger, and then twisted it with his finger, and found that the fish was not dead. Not rotten, should be edible.

Speaking of which, the number of times they picked up hairtails at the seaside was not infrequent, but the number of times they could eat hairtails was not that many.The main reason is that most of them are rotten every time they are picked up.

In addition to hairtail, there are also crabs, sea prawns, mantis shrimp...

Seeing this, Old Hu laughed and said to himself, "It seems that the rain yesterday was not entirely a bad thing! The harvest seems to be quite a lot."

After loading the seafood in the cofferdam trap into the fish basket, he climbed onto the nearby reef and pulled up the fish cage trap thrown into the sea.

The first two fish cage traps had a decent harvest, with a few crabs and conch shells, and two small fish.But the third fish cage trap disappeared without a trace. There was only an old vine soaking in the sea water. It must have been worn off by the reef to tie the vine to the trap!

Fortunately, nothing happened to the fourth fish cage trap.

More than half an hour later, Wu Hu came out of the sea with a circle of fishes around his waist, and Lao Hu couldn't help but tsk, "Fat Hu, if you leave you here alone, you will definitely live a very long life." Yes! This wilderness life is stress-free for you!"

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Pull it down! I must be crazy by myself! Those who can live alone in the wilderness for dozens of days count as one, and they are all ruthless people."

While talking, Wu Hu untied the fish from his waist and threw them on the beach. There were seven of them, the largest was sixty to seventy centimeters, and the smallest was forty centimeters.

Taking off his flippers, Wu Hu took out a saber from his pocket, and began to disembowel the fish, take out the internal organs, and throw them into the fish cage and trap as bait, leaving only the fish bubbles.

After a brief treatment, Wu Hu put on his clothes, carried the fish, and headed back home with Lao Hu who was grabbing the speargun.

On the way, Lao Hu asked him, "Why did you suddenly go hunting for fish this morning?"

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "We've been on this desert island for almost fifty days. Calculated as ninety days, half of it has passed. But I guess, except for our second group, the other groups should not last for ninety days." Ten days. Last season, the show ended in less than sixty days. This season, although everyone's situation is better, it's probably not too long."

Lao Hu nodded, "Speaking of which, our life in the second group is not bad, but I do feel very tired, not only physically, but also mentally. If it weren't for you, we probably wouldn't last long .”

Wu Hu smiled and said, "I'll take it as you are praising me!"

Laughing, Wu Hu said again: "Recently, our group's food reserves are getting less and less, and we even used up the flour yesterday. I was flustered that there was no food left at home, so I decided not to punch in the morning, and save my energy to come." Let's go hunting, so we can store up a little more food. Even if we encounter a typhoon later, we don't have to worry too much."

"Do you think there will be a typhoon?" Lao Hu was a little surprised.

Wu Hu shook his head and said, "I can't predict this, but it can be estimated that we encountered a typhoon around the middle of last month. And this month, it is already the middle of the month, but the typhoon has not arrived..."

"You mean, there will be a typhoon every month?"

"What I mean is that we have to make preparations according to the plan of facing a typhoon every month, so as not to be caught off guard when there is a typhoon."

"Prepare for a rainy day?!"

"Correct!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help feeling emotional when they heard Wu Hu's words.

"I said why Fat Tiger suddenly changed his sex! However, if possible, I will tell Fat Tiger that there is indeed a typhoon this month, but it has passed! Haha..."

"Fat Tiger's guess is really accurate! Haha..."

"Typhoon still has this kind of law?"

"Fuck the law! If the typhoon has such a law, can it still be called unpredictable? Fat Tiger is making an emergency plan for himself! It is purely planning for a rainy day and being prepared for danger in times of peace."

"Isn't he tired? The contestants in each group look very tired!"

"It can only be said that Fat Tiger's physique is a bit perverted! But there are not no people with perverted physiques, such as the eight-part chasing man from the NBA!"

"Don't just open your mouth! He is obviously Liu Bulang!"

"Hahaha……"

……

It's like this every time, the topic is chatting well, and suddenly it turns crooked.

Back at the shelter, Wu Hu went to the river to wash off the sea water on his body, then changed into dry clothes, and made breakfast for everyone.

Everyone brought up the question of him going hunting in the morning. Wu Hu gave the same answer, but at the end of the day, he added, "For group activities on weekends, everyone needs to preserve enough energy, so this week everyone needs to conserve energy. , reducing working time."

Zhan Langjing smiled wryly, "It's all my fault, if my hand wasn't injured, you wouldn't have to stalk twice a day..."

Zhan Langjing felt that Wu Hu suddenly went hunting in the morning, it must be because of his hand injury, or he used to punch in the morning.He felt that Wu Hu must be embarrassed to say it directly, so he found an excuse of typhoon to fool everyone.

But since he had thought of it, he couldn't just pretend not to know it and hide it, so that everyone could understand Fat Tiger's good intentions.

Seeing this, Wu Hu couldn't help laughing, "Brother Jing, don't you think too highly of yourself? You're an old man with old arms and legs, and your physical strength has declined seriously. If you didn't take care of the face of an old man like you, I would really I've wanted to complain about you for a long time, but if I dive casually, the harvest will be better than yours in one day!"

Hearing Wu Hu's ruthless ridicule, everyone couldn't help but looked at each other in amazement.

Zhan Langjing raised his hand and punched Wu Hu's chest, and laughed and cursed, "Fatty Tiger, even if you don't want me to feel guilty because I can't dive into the sea, you don't have to bury me like this! What if I take it seriously? manage?"

Wu Hu smiled and said: "I want you to take it seriously! Only when you take it seriously, will you arouse your unyielding temperament, and then quietly accumulate strength, and then become a blockbuster, instead of feeling guilty here and complaining about yourself. I didn't expect you to be quite smart , I actually saw it through."

Hearing the words, everyone couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, burst into laughter, and condemned Wu Hu one after another.

"Fat Hu, you scared me!" Milk Cha Lun laughed and said, "I was thinking just now, you even treated Brother Jing like this, before I was injured, did you scold me for being useless in your heart?"

Lao Hu also nodded, because he had also been injured, and it was twice, one of which was even funny when he lifted a rock and threw himself in the foot.

Wu Hu laughed, and said: "Brother Lun, you are different from Brother Jing. Brother Jing has a stubborn side. In order to win in the end, he will hold on. You are different, although you will hold on because of face. Just a moment, but your personality is very strong, I am afraid that after you get back your face, you will pat your ass and turn around and leave..."

When Old Hu heard the words, he said 'reliable', and stared at his eyes, "Fat Hu, you haven't studied psychology, have you? You are actually studying our characters..."

"No! Just think about it casually. Tell me, is it possible for what I said?"

Milk Tea Lun laughed, and said, "It's really possible!"

Zhan Langjing said with a smile at this moment: "Fat Hu, you haven't thought about Sissy and Nana too, have you? How about analyzing their personalities?"

Then Yahuazi and Mina's eyes fell on Wu Hu.Mina is okay, feeling a little ignorant.But Yahuazi, her eyes have been slightly narrowed, and there is a dangerous light in her eyes that makes Wu Hu feel a little dangerous.

Wu Hu: Damn it!Brother Jing, you tricked me!

(End of this chapter)