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Chapter 282 Fat Tiger: This is the worst time I have been hacked!
Breakfast is fish soup, there is a pan-fried octopus, steamed a few crabs by the way.There is fish at noon, and some seafood can be found after rushing to the sea, so the crabs are steamed first.

The two larger fish were kept for lunch at noon, and the remaining three smaller fish were smoked and dried, so as not to leave them at night, and the fish would spoil.

The work of smoking fish was handed over to Sister Tie Tie.Her menstrual period is coming, and it is not easy for her to go to the beach to touch the water, so she stays in the shelter to guard her home.

Milk Tea Lun and Lao Hu continued to look for wild vegetables and mushrooms along the stream with their baskets on their backs.

Because there is no need to lift the fish cage trap, Zhan Langjing, Yahuazi, and Mina are given the job of catching the sea.

Wu Hu continued to go into the mountain to check the traps and see if he could pick some wild mushrooms.

Originally, Yahuazi wanted to go with Wu Hu, but Wu Hu thought of her dangerous eyes before breakfast, so he sternly refused on the grounds that it rained yesterday and the forest was damp.

If you don't refuse, the weakness in your waist will definitely suffer.

Wu Hu could imagine that Yahuazi would definitely ask him if he had thought about their personalities before prescribing the right medicine to fool them?
Mina is just a little girl who has no experience in the world. Is it because she knows Mina's temperament that she does what she likes and makes Mina develop a male-female affection for him?
Once Yahuazi had such doubts, Wu Hu would not be able to wash himself away even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Therefore, Wu Hu must come up with a dragging formula, and let's talk about it later.

Lao Hu and the others took the rattan baskets away, and Wu Hu could only carry the water buckets. The fish baskets were too small, and it was too late to make up a temporary rattan basket, so he had to use the water buckets to store the mushrooms that might appear.

When he was going to come back, he would pull some thin vines and weave a rattan basket for later use.

The other teams worked similarly to Wu Hu and his team. After breakfast, they all went into the forest to look for mushrooms that might appear.

But this time, they did more preparatory work. Before entering the mountain, they had already boiled some medicinal soup that can clear away heat and detoxify and take it with them as water to avoid heat stroke again.

It's annoying when it's raining so people can't go out and find food.But in the mountain forest after the rain, the mushrooms spring up like mushrooms, which is gratifying.Unless you don't know about wild mushrooms, you don't know which ones are poisonous and non-toxic.

Wu Hu was able to recognize many wild mushrooms by taking advantage of the system illustration book, but he gave up because they were really strange things that he didn't know.

Before reaching the place where the trap was placed, the bucket Wu Hu was carrying was already full.

Of course, his whole body was already drenched, and the heat and humidity in the forest made him feel like he was in a sauna. The sweat dripped down like rain, gathering into a trickle on his body.

The coconut he brought out was quickly disposed of by him.

When Wu Hu came to the place where the traps were set up, he found that the traps he had set up were really empty, but one of them had been triggered, and there were still a few chicken feathers on the ground, which gave him some motivation in his heart.

It's not that there are no pheasant flocks, which means there is still a chance.

Although the trap was not caught and he felt a little regretful in his heart, Wu Hu happily began to look around, and then re-adjusted the position of the trap.

Just as he was clapping his hands, ready to scatter the coconut pulp, and then headed back home, a burst of chicken crowing faintly came from a distance.

Wu Hu tilted his head and shrugged his ears lightly. Finally, he raised his eyebrows, turned around, stooped, and groped towards the distance.After walking about 30 meters, Wu Hu found a yellow cordon in front of him.About ten meters behind the cordon, a few pheasants were pawing leisurely in the forest.One of the big roosters seemed to have found something good and was greeting its companions.

Its companions are all females, with one male dragging seven females.

Wu Hu estimated that this male pheasant probably defeated the male pheasant of another pheasant group, and then directly occupied the harem group of others.

Wu Hu looked at the cordon, and then at the group of pheasants within a dozen meters of the next door, thinking about how to attract them.

But at this time, after leading a female pheasant to the side, the male pheasant directly exposed its ulterior purpose, pecked the hair on the other's head with one bite, and rode on it.

Wu Hu snorted lightly, and turned the live camera in a different direction.

In the live broadcast room, the screen was full of 'hahaha'.

"Fat Tiger: Nima! What a mouthful of chicken feed that was caught off guard!"

"Fat Tiger doesn't dare to look directly, is there a ghost in his heart? Hahaha..."

"Fat Tiger moved the camera away, are you serious? Haha..."

"Isn't it because Fat Tiger is thinking about how to lure those pheasants over? The dog's head is safe."

"Run over there, kill him, and bring him back!"

"What if the program team said that he crossed the line and confiscated the pheasant?"

"The program team won't be so ruthless!"

"Who knows! Does Fat Tiger dare to bet?"

……

Indeed, Wu Hu at this time, just as they guessed, he did not dare to gamble.The program group always targeted their second group, and it would never be polite to suppress them if they had the opportunity.

Moreover, the original program group had stipulated in advance that all contestants were not allowed to cross the line.

If he crossed the line and the program team said he fouled, then he couldn't refute it.

So, he quietly retreated and searched in the system panel.

In the entertainment and culture section, Wu Hu found the skill of [ventral skills]. Although this skill is acrobatics, it is also a kind of folk performing arts.

Among the skills in the entertainment and culture section given by the system panel, it is easy to find various skills related to performing arts.

He directly upgraded this skill to level ten in one breath.

Level [-] is completely enough, and there is no need for master-level skills at all.He didn't even reach the master level for the home-cooked dishes he often used, and level ten was enough for him to show.

After receiving the experience and skills of [Ventrilo] skills, Wu Hu reached out and rubbed his cheeks, moved his mouth, then flicked his tongue in his mouth a few times crazily, and found a series of flicking sounds, and then pretended to be With a sudden realization, he beat his palms with his fists.

"Yes, let's do it like this!" Wu Hu said, standing up in the open space in front of a bush, sprinkled some coconut meat, and then hid behind the bush.

Then pinched his throat, imitating the call of a pheasant, and tried to call a few times.

For a while, the pheasant crowing of 'clack cluck' rang out in the mountains and forests. It sounded a bit awkward at first, but the more I listened to it, the more I felt, why is it so similar?
In the live broadcast room, netizens were stunned for a while.

Then, the barrage instantly dominates the screen.

"Fuck! Fat Tiger is imitating chicken crowing, it's too similar!"

"I've never seen him use it before! How could he do it?"

"Maybe he learned it from the old lady who raised chickens in his hometown when he was a child?"

"The pheasant competed with the fat tiger to learn how to crow, and the pheasant won No.2!"

"Hahaha……"

"This should be a ventriloquist! At the beginning, Fat Hu suggested Lao Hu to try it, but unfortunately Lao Hu didn't try it. I didn't expect Fat Hu to try it himself now."

"Look, the pheasant has reacted!"

……

In Wu Hu's live broadcast room, Wu Hu's camera lens, through the gaps in the grass, is aimed at the group of pheasants in the distance who are pawing the field and looking for food.

When they heard Wu Hu's chicken crowing, those pheasants were still a little dazed. They raised their heads and looked around in a daze, looking for the source of the sound.

It didn't take long for them to hear the direction of the sound, and then with curiosity, they looked in the direction of the sound.

Especially the male pheasant, the hair on his neck exploded at this time, as if he wanted to find the opponent to fight.

Some netizens who saw this scene couldn't help being happy.

"Look at the appearance of this male pheasant wanting to fight. Could it be that he regards the fat tiger as a love rival who will snatch the female pheasant with it? Haha..."

"Don't talk about it, it's really possible! By the way, do pheasants have territorial awareness?"

"Pheasant does have a certain sense of territory. Generally, there is one male pheasant and three or four female pheasants in a pheasant flock."

"Then this male pheasant is a bit flamboyant! There are already seven female pheasants."

"That's why this male pheasant has such a strong sense of territory!"

"Haha... the fat tiger has become the love rival of the male pheasant, dare you believe it!"

"Fat Tiger: This is the worst time I have been hacked!"

"Hahaha……"

……

How did Wu Hu know that he would be so blacked by his fans.

At this time, he saw the male pheasant looking like he wanted to fight with him, he didn't think about his rival at all, but was secretly happy in his heart.

He seemed to have seen the best protein, walking towards him.

At this time, he had already put his big hands on the chisels of his thighs, and took out three wooden chisels between his fingers, waiting for the male pheasant to come to his door.

The male pheasant stopped and walked, Wu Hu saw it stopped, and it started to call again.

Seeing this, the male pheasant went straight to look for Wu Hu's direction. The chicken feathers on his neck were completely blown up, and he let out a 'cuckoo' cry.

The sound was exactly the same as the warning sound made by two chickens when they were fighting.So Wu Hu followed suit, his voice completely turned into warning and provocation.

In this way, the male pheasant couldn't bear it, so he rushed forward foolishly.

Then it was greeted by three whizzing wooden sticks, and a huge monster leaping out of the grass.

This scene directly frightened the male pheasant. When it realized something was wrong and wanted to turn around and run away, it was too late, and three wooden sticks were directly inserted into the male pheasant's body.

The male pheasant fell to the ground under the powerful shot of the wooden chisel, and when he was about to struggle to get up, a big hand had already grabbed its neck.

At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room started talking again.

"Huh! It's done in less than three seconds, and suddenly it's boring!"

"Pheasant: Careless! I don't have time to flash!"

"Pheasant: Lie paper, big lie! Don't talk about Wude, lie to my feelings..."

"After three seconds, I couldn't help lighting a cigarette, isn't it too fast!"

"It's probably less than three seconds! It's really a bit fast, but fortunately, the foreplay is enough, otherwise I probably won't hit the shot!"

"Damn! Do you want to say something like this one by one! I don't understand at all!"

"That's right! Are you saying that Fat Tiger is a three-second man?"

"Hahaha... Fat Tiger was hacked again!"

……

Wu Hu at this time, how could he know that he was picked up and ridiculed by netizens again.

I saw other pheasants were frightened by this horrific scene, and got into the bushes one after another.

Wu Hu didn't expect to be able to catch the second time, so he casually ended the life of this male pheasant, lest it struggle and squirt blood everywhere.

Then I pulled out the wooden chisel from the pheasant. Two chicken bones might have been poked inside.

Wipe off the chicken blood on the remaining one with a dead leaf, and you can continue to use it next time.

But you just need to clean it when you go back, so as not to attract mosquitoes, flies and ants.

After spreading the remaining coconut meat around the trap, Wu Hu happily returned home with the pheasant and the bucket of wild mushrooms.

On the way back, he also pulled a bundle of thin vines back.

When Wu Hu returned to the sanctuary, the three people who drove the sea had already returned to the shelter, and Tie Tie had already started steaming the seafood they brought back from the sea.

But Lao Hu and Milk Tea Lun haven't come back yet.

Seeing Wu Hu come back with a bucket of wild mushrooms, everyone smiled.And when they saw another pheasant, the smile turned into a laugh.

"Oh! I have chicken soup again!" Ya Huazi stepped forward and stretched out his jade finger, poking the pheasant in Wu Hu's hand, "It looks quite big!"

Looking at the blood stains on the pheasant, Zhan Langjing couldn't help laughing and said: "Fathu, you were shot by a wooden stick again? It seems that those chicken traps are not as easy to use as your hidden weapons!"

"But the trap saves effort!" Wu Hu said with a smile, then took a glass of cold water from Meina and drank it hard.

Seeing that Wu Hu's whole body was soaked, Tie Tie said, "Brother Hu, go wash it first and change into dry clothes!"

Wu Hu nodded, and handed the wild mushrooms to Yahuazi, "Qixi, you and Nana dry these wild mushrooms on the rattan mat..."

Yahuazi took a bucket of mushrooms and asked, "What about this pheasant?"

"After the seafood is steamed for a while, use the hot water in the pot to take a hot bath for it. You can't eat it at noon, so let's stew it in a clay pot in the afternoon! Put some angelica vines for your conditioning Take a break." Wu Hu knew that their menstrual period was coming soon.

Tie Tie glanced at Wu Hu, and there was a touch of tenderness in his watery eyes, as if to melt Wu Hu, making Wu Hu dare not look directly at her for too long.

Putting down the pheasant, turned around and entered the shelter, picked up dry clothes and ran towards the river.

"Danggui Vine, I remember when Fat Tiger brought that thing back last time, it seemed that he said it could be used to heal girls' sutras..." Zhan Lang Jing paused and laughed, "I didn't expect Fat Tiger to be very careful. " Said, took the mushroom in Yahuazi's hand.

"Brother Jing, let's talk about it, it's not heavy work." Yahuazi said.

Zhan Langjing smiled and said: "It's okay, the three of you should hurry up, I'll cut it, and you put it on the rattan mat, the sun is so hot, it's just right for the fungus to dry."

Just as he was talking, Lao Hu and Milk Tea Lun came back.

When everyone saw a broken umbrella in Naicha Lun's arms, they were stunned.

(End of this chapter)