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Chapter 220 The premiere hilarious opening (including the movie plot)
In the atmosphere of expectation or doubt, on April 4, the premiere of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" finally started.

As a director, Wang Wei will naturally not be left behind, and the leading actors Zhou Qiming and Xie Jin also attended the premiere.

In addition to them, all the supporting actors, big and small, also came to the scene as long as they had time.

——It’s rare to appear in a movie, how can you not attend the premiere to celebrate?

Everyone has cleaned up and looked like new, hoping to show their best side.

Even the audience who came to the premiere may not know who they are; or rather, pay no attention to who they are.

Because there were so many audiences who came to the premiere this time, that there was a long queue in line.

"Why are there so many people? Doesn't it mean that the promotion of this movie is not enough?" Film critic Yang Lan arrived at the scene and couldn't help muttering when he saw the long queue.

At the same time, she couldn't help feeling rejoicing: Fortunately, the film crew gave some preferential treatment to us film critics, at least we didn't have to queue up to enter the theater, otherwise I'd only be here now, so I wouldn't be able to see the premiere.

If you come to the premiere, but you can't see the premiere, then what's the point of lining up?
Why not go to the premiere of "Aliens Wandering the Earth" by director Ma next door.

It has to be said that it is very rare for two films of the same type to premiere in theaters not far apart at the same time.

For their film critics, this is both a good thing and a bad thing——

The downside is that film critics can only choose one of the two. To attend one premiere, another movie will have to buy a ticket to watch—it’s not that the money for a movie ticket is missing, but that film critics are used to the treatment of not having to buy a ticket. ;

The good thing is that these two films will definitely compete, and they will have more room for film critics to play.

Although many film critics were influenced by the trailer or the media and thought Wang Wei's film was unreliable, Yang Lan chose to watch "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" first.

Not to mention that she has always stood by Wang Wei, she is also the most tolerant of all kinds of films that have been viewed badly before they are released. After all, she herself, who has focused on watching faces for more than ten years, is also considered "unreliable" among film critics. Spectrum".

And, isn't it just a comedy?Will Wang Wei become "unreliable" because of this?

On the contrary, Yang Lan felt that the beginning of this film was very joyful——

A group of people gathered at the gate of the Tang Mansion to grab garbage, so it was to grab Tang Bohu's calligraphy;

The next moment, Tang Bohu was holding a writing brush...but he was brushing grilled chicken wings with soy sauce!
In the cinema hall, there was a chuckle.

Then Brother Zhu came out and called for help, because he lost 30 taels of gambling and needed Tang Bohu to draw [-] paintings to help him pay off the debt.

Tang Bohu immediately changed his face: 30 taels?Don't say that brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write an elegiac couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write it, you will be guilty, and if you write it, you will not regret it!You choose it yourself!
Brother Zhu hugged his thigh tightly: Don't be so desperate, okay?In the worst case, I make a poisonous oath, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world have sex every night until her body is completely shattered and crumbling, is that okay?
Tang Bohu: Huh? !Can you make such a tragic oath?OK, I'll help you again!Come, the Four Treasures of the Study are waiting for you!
——In this short shot, most people have watched it with great interest.

Yang Lan can also see that the tone of this movie is to subvert the tradition.

The so-called "Brother Zhu" refers to Zhu Zhishan. This is probably the worst time this Ming Dynasty talent was hacked——

If a large plate of ink is splashed on it, it will be completely black!
Accompanied by a dramatic and cynical soundtrack, a wild and unconstrained splash-ink painting of the human body is presented on the big screen, which makes people dumbfounded.

It's really unconstrained, the kind that Newton's coffin boards can't hold down.

Double points make flowers, double palms make trees, buttocks draw rocks, front feet make clouds, back feet make mountains, coupled with dynamic bgm, it is really full of joy!

When a picture of an eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world was released, Zhu Zhishan was amazed: Which part of my body was used to draw that majestic eagle?
Tang Bohu: It is your lifeblood.

Zhu Zhishan: Haha, it is as expected, it is vigorous and passionate, and it has outlined its charm.

Tang Bohu: I'm talking about the little worm in the eagle's beak. Where did it come from?cut!
——For the first time in the entire movie hall, it finally burst into laughter!
Yang Lan couldn't help but laugh too.

While laughing, she couldn't help thinking: "Why didn't I notice such an actor with comedic potential before?"

Although there are many comedy movies produced every year in the industry, there are really not many outstanding comedians.

The same is acting, ordinary movie genres, it requires actors to effectively restore the characters to pass the test.

But comedians must also have a touch of comedy on this basis. In other words, they must make people laugh and make them laugh.

Some people are very funny when they tell serious words, and some people tell jokes like telling stories-this is talent.

"And the comedy talent of the leading actor is visible to the naked eye."

——Whether it is the commercial or the beginning, you can see the spoof nature of this movie, but he performed very well, acting naturally and not annoying, and his whole body is full of jokes.

"If this actor focuses on comedy, he will have a bright future!"

Yang Lan made a conclusion.

Of course, the premise is that Zhou Qiming's appearance is still Zhou Zheng, and this Yan control made such an evaluation.

"Ah!"

Zhou Qiming, who was in the front row, sneezed.

He wasn't watching the movie very seriously.

Although, apart from the director, none of the other actors in the film had seen the finished film before its premiere.

It's not that Zhou Qiming is unqualified to be the leading actor, but he simply doesn't have time, because after the Chinese New Year, he has been preparing for a new play non-stop - "Nine Pins of Sesame Official".

As a lucky guy who "reached the sky in one step" from the bottom, he was not at ease in his heart, and wished he could keep filming one movie after another.

And for the first time to participate in the premiere seriously, his nervousness is also visible to the naked eye.

——Although as a personal participant, he felt that the film should be shot very well, but after all, he was watching it with a filter called anticipation. He could only turn his attention to ordinary audiences for the real result.

This prevented him from devoting himself to watching movies wholeheartedly.

"However, seeing the laughter now, at least this movie has had a successful start, right?"

……

"The opening part is really funny!"

The one who muttered to himself was Yin Youyou who was also watching the premiere of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" in the screening hall.

She got a free ticket through Shen Zhenyi's agent and planned to have a sneak peek.

"It's really worth it."

Among other things, the idea of ​​painting with splashed ink on the human body, even if it is a spoof, is not something ordinary people can think of.

The story rolls forward, and Yin Youyou soon discovers that almost every step is full of imagination, and almost every paragraph is full of jokes.

And in the movie screening hall, the specific feedback given by the audience is that they were still wide-eyed in amazement one second, and they may not be able to help laughing the next second.

No, Tang Bohu has eight beautiful wives, but they just gather together to play cards and gamble all day long.

His old mother is also a strange woman, she felt that she was not satisfied with finding so many beautiful wives for her son, and she was sad all day long, so it was meaningless to live, so she hanged herself; the wives thought what his old mother said was very reasonable, and followed suit hanged;
Under their "obscene power", Tang Bohu forced a "smiling" expression with his hands...

——This image of a confidant who is hard to find has been erected!

It's just that happiness is built on the pain of others.

The more helpless the people in the play are, the happier the audience is, with bursts of chuckles from time to time.

At this time, King Ning, who was about to rebel, sent an envoy to the Tang Mansion to recruit Tang Bohu. After being rejected, the envoy forced his way into the house, only to find that Tang Bohu was eating grilled chicken wings dripping with oil.

Messenger: Didn't you say he was very sick? !
Mother Tang: He...he is very sick!

Messenger: If you are seriously ill, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?
Mother Tang: Yes, what's the matter with you?

Tang Bohu is holding a chicken wing: ...It's very simple, because——(opera accompaniment starts, sings) Braised wings in soy sauce, I like to eat—

Messenger: (singing) But your old lady said you were going to heaven—

Mother Tang: (singing) The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat desperately. If you don’t eat now, you won’t have the chance to eat again in the future!
Messenger: (singing) Are you really about to ascend to heaven? !

Tang Bohu: (singing) I’m really going to heaven——

The trio sang: If you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat again later!

——At this moment, no one can control themselves from laughing!
This sudden and catchy "Song of Roasted Chicken Wings" is really too personal and too different.

The other thing is more than that, the imperial doctor then diagnosed Tang Bohu's pulse, and the latter was able to use qigong to change the pulse, allowing the imperial doctor to hear the general's order from the pulse!
"That's enough brainstorming." Yin Youyou couldn't stop laughing.

However, Tang Bohu was blamed by Tang's mother because of this, which led to a past story about the enemy who killed the scholar——

Seeing the young father and mother Tang appearing on the big screen, Yin Youyou was excited!

Ahhh, Zhenzhen's cameo is finally here.

——Even if Shen Zhenyi wears old makeup here.

However, this is the first time for Wang and Shen to act as a couple on the big screen!
This alone is enough for Yin Youyou, the CP party, to be overjoyed.

It's just... Wang Wei's father Tang is afraid that he doesn't want to be the CP of the young version of Tang's mother group with Shen Zhenyi as a guest!

Because the former was about to be cheated by the latter.

When Wang Wei had a face that had been blown into a pig's head by the thunder ball, he asked Shen Zhenyi in grief and indignation: Do you have to play with me to death before you are reconciled? ?

There was a moment of silence in the cinema hall, and then a burst of neat laughter broke out!

Amidst the roar of laughter, Wang Wei's cameo character "Gorgeous" received a lunch box.

Yin Youyou even burst into tears——Mom, these two people will not let themselves go when they play tricks, it is certain that they are werewolves.

— A little more than a ruthless person.

The laughter just stopped, and immediately restarted uncontrollably, because——

The four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River make their debut!

A section of bgm of national music full of quack flavors created the aura of walking on the catwalk, and the four great talents also staged a strip show, and all the women fled away!

"puff……"

"Cough cough..."

The audience who were drinking or eating popcorn was miserable, no, it was the audience around them who were miserable, they were sprayed all over, which caused some noise.

But it soon calmed down, because the laughs in the movie came one after another, making it impossible to distract.

The suave and suave four talents quickly took aim at a graceful woman on the bridge, clamoring for Tang Bohu to demonstrate his method of picking up girls.

Tang Bohu did his part.

Everything is beautiful - the small bridge and flowing water, the breeze blowing on the face, blowing a pink silk scarf of the woman, as if destined by fate...

Seeing Tang Bohu approaching the woman, Yin Youyou remembered an emoticon, and suddenly became alert.

really--

The graceful woman turned her head, she had a thick face, a bearded face, a fierce look, and she was picking her nostrils... Tang Bohu was struck by lightning!

"Hahaha……"

There were waves of laughter in the theater.

Almost everyone laughed so hard that even if Yin Youyou was alert, she laughed so hard that she couldn't stand upright at all!
Seeing himself twitching on the big screen, Zhou Qiming couldn't help but burst into laughter.

This really wasn't an act—at that time, the crew kept him from knowing "Ru Hua"'s makeup, and when "Ru Hua" turned his head, he was really shocked and forgot his lines.

The director is really good at spoofing, and he found such a burly man to act as a "beauty".

And seeing the people in the theater who couldn't straighten up with laughter, they knew how amazing this image was!

In short, Tang Bohu wanted to retreat when he encountered such a killer from behind, but the three people under the bridge continued to cheer: go!superior!superior!
Tang Bohu could only bite the bullet: It's nothing, I want to lend a shoulder to the young lady, I wonder if it's possible?
Ru Hua: How can I do this, I am a big girl of Huang Hua.

Tang Bohu: I know, I just want to mess with my friends.In fact, it was Tang Bohu who was next.

Ru Hua: What tiger is made of sugar? I don’t know you.If you don't leave, I will call...

Tang Bohu knocked her into the water until the flirting turned into money grabbing; Zhu Zhishan jumped into the river with the words "I like it" when he heard that she was a shemale; Wen Zhengming "What a pity! Let him take the lead!" Can't stop laughing at all!
"This wave of twists and turns really caught people off guard!"

Yang Lan laughed and rubbed her stomach, sighing.

As a film critic, even when watching a comedy, she will subconsciously pay attention to the details, the handling of the characters, the structure of the plot... But watching this movie is too difficult!
This movie seems to have only one purpose - to make you laugh!
For this reason, you can use your imagination to make jokes without caring about any framework.

Many times, she thought the plot was as she expected, and then...she was amused by the imminent reversal!

The intensity of the jokes is simply suffocating.

The problem is, this movie is less than a third of it now!
What kind of brain hole is needed in order to make the audience laugh from the beginning to the end?
Somehow, Ms. Film Critic believes that Wang Wei can pull this off.

And the following plot did not disappoint her.

……

　Well, the plot is incomplete without writing at all, let’s try to finish the plot in the next chapter~~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)