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Chapter 221 High-energy and hilarious all the way (end of movie plot)
People who will watch the premiere of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" have basically seen the commercials, and will not come to watch the movie with the hope of watching a real drama.

But it seems that many people were surprised.

For example, film critic Yang Lan.

You know, Wang Wei is not a comedy director, but while he is advancing each plot unit of the main story in an orderly manner, he has actually filled in endless jokes, making people wonder whether he has used all his life's funny talent Use it.

It can be said that when the movie reaches this point, when everyone has been immersed in this hilarious movie situation for so long, and after getting hilarious experience again and again, the director only needs to tease it lightly, which is enough to make everyone laugh. Everyone in the audience laughed out loud!
No, the four great talents who were traveling met Mrs. Hua who brought her maidservants Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter to offer incense in the temple. Against the backdrop of jujube, I feel that Qiuxiang is as beautiful as a fairy.

The audience laughed again.

It's such a simple little joke, but it can make you ignore all logical irrationality, it can make you look forward to it, and then burst into laughter!

And followed by another super funny segment——

Qiu Xiang knelt on the ground and begged for a lottery. Tang Bohu practiced his voice and came over.

Tang Bohu: Hey, Miss, worship God?

Qiuxiang nodded silently.

Tang Bohu: That's great. If you worship more gods, you will be blessed by gods.

At this time, it was signed on the ground.

Tang Bohu: I'll come.

(Happy bgm sounds) Tang Bohu deliberately didn't give Qiuxiang the lottery, and started singing cheaply: Pray for God, pray for God~~~
Immediately, he was kicked out of the temple with a roundabout kick by a monk. The monk took out a plaque and wrote "no noise is strictly prohibited in the temple"!
——The whole room roared with laughter again.

Tang Bohu, who was handsome for only three seconds, lost Qiuxiang because of this, so he hired the fastest boat and went straight to Washington.

Boatman: My son, you really know the goods. There are so many boats, but you just chose my boat. I am famous for being fast.

Tang Bohu: Really?

Boatman: Of course.

Tang Bohu: Hey~~~ Your ship is sinking!
Boatman: Didn’t I say that it sinks very fast...

"Hahaha……"

In the theater, many people laughed and beat their chests.

Yang Lan also laughed so hard that tears were about to come out—no matter how much she held on to the idea of ​​watching carefully and going back to write a film review, when the small jokes and burdens in the movie came out one after another, she couldn't help but follow The other people in the theater laughed together.

Also, this movie doesn't give you a chance to catch your breath at all—

With the help of the boatman, Tang Bohu played the sign of selling his body to bury his father at the gate of Washington. Unexpectedly, there are even stronger players among the strong, so a unique "comparison of misery" competition began——

The miserable brother's puppy died suddenly, and he cried bitterly: Wangcai...Wangcai...Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you are affectionate and righteous to me, and you are loyal to me, but now I can't even I didn't let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry, Wangcai!
Tang Bohu was stunned, and he quickly mentioned a cockroach that had been trampled to death, and said with grief: Xiaoqiang!Xiaoqiang, what's the matter with you, Xiaoqiang?Xiaoqiang, you can't die!I have lived with you, we have shared joys and sorrows for so many years, and I have always taught you and raised you like my own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, a white-haired person gives a black-haired person...

There was another "coax" in the theater and burst into laughter.

This expression, this performance, is really exaggerated to the extreme, but no one cares.

If nothing else, it's hilarious too!
At this time, no one thought of the impact this would have on the dogs and cockroaches across the country. There was only one thing they could do—laugh, burst into laughter, burst into laughter one after another!

Amidst the laughter, Tang Bohu finally sneaked into Washington in order to get close to Qiuxiang.

Many people have seen by now that the whole story structure of Wang Wei's movie is still a copy of his grandfather's "Three Smiles", but it turns Washington from a scholarly family into a wild vegetable market.

All kinds of characters are at the mercy of fate, but they don't know it. Like a derailed train, they collide blindly, staged endless embarrassments, and at the same time made the audience laugh.

When Tang Bohu finally found an opportunity to express his heart to Qiuxiang, he was miserably regarded as an accomplice of the four thieves. In order to save himself and solve Qiuxiang's difficulties, he lied that he had a deep hatred with the Tang family, and another high-energy moment came——

First, the accompaniment of the chopsticks knocking on the bowl: Madam, the villain originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. He had a house and a field at home, and his life was full of joy.Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is arrogant and merciless, he colluded with the government to control the sky, occupied my big house and took my land...

Accompanied by a strong percussion music, rap reveals a tragic and self-deprecating life experience. In the movie, everyone in Washington can't help but shake their heads to the rhythm, and even some audience members in the theater unconsciously shake their heads to the rhythm.

Zhou Qiming, who caught a glimpse of this scene, also burst out laughing in a rare way.

This is not a common thing for him.

After all, as a comedian, his laughing point is much higher than that of ordinary people, not to mention that in order to perform a good show, he has to go deep into the bones of the comedy characters to experience the motivation and feelings of the characters. Most of the time, he can't laugh.

——It’s not in vain that the filming of this scene was difficult.

When filming this section, the director asked him to complete this super long line in one go; originally, the music was played first and he was asked to play along with the rhythm, but it was impossible to complete it in one go, so in the end he was asked to type it out according to his feeling, and then according to the Rhythm compose.

Zhou Qiming heard that when he was arranging the music in the later stage, the soundtrack artist was almost killed by the director, and could only cut out frame by frame, so that the drumming and rapping scene had a soul.

The audience at the scene did not know these behind-the-scenes stories for the time being, but this did not prevent them from being amazed.

Mrs. Hua's inner monologue - it's so exciting, I can't help but praise him!No, I can't show it.But this feeling is really like flying through the clouds... I don't know how many people's hearts have been expressed.

Anyway, after all these twists and turns, Tang Bohu successfully evolved into a little book boy, and was named "Hua An" by Mrs. Hua.

In fact, many people know that it is best for a story to keep twists and turns, so as to keep stimulating people.

But easier said than done——

The reality is, not to mention the constant twists and turns, even a little bit more "twist" in a plot will destroy the rhythm of the story, and it will not be recovered.

In short, it is not an easy task to smoothly go through twists and turns in a movie.

But in this movie, the director has the tricks of twists and turns at his fingertips, and uses them just right.

You see, the scene where the teachers of the two princes in Washington appeared on the scene——

The husband is not as serious as before, scolding Tang Bohu for grabbing his job, this is a discount;
Take off all your clothes, reveal a triad tattoo, pull out the machete, and jump behind the door, this is a double discount;

When he was showing off "the blue dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the old cow is on his waist, and the dragon's head is on his chest", he was accidentally killed by Mr. Hua who pushed the door open. This is a [-]% discount;
And this twists and turns were completed in just one minute!
Film critic Yang Lan was amazed by such easy twists and turns, and laughed out loud.

And then, another turning point came——

Zhu Zhishan was regarded as Tang Bohu who seized Washington and was imprisoned in the firewood house; Tang Bohu who rescued people, Qiuxiang who chased stars, and Sister Pomegranate who was dancing and dressed came one after another and gathered in a room...

It was only then that Yang Lan discovered that among them, two Xiaohuas from the same class as Shen Zhenyi had gathered! ?
And the strange girl Sister Pomegranate, who is wearing the ugliest makeup and acting the most coquettish coquettish, is Xiaohua Zhu Min?
"It's no wonder I didn't see it. This kind of makeup is too spicy for the eyes. I'm afraid the director wants to poison our Yan Kong's eyes..." The Yan Kong complained frantically about the director's "sinister intentions".

After all, the hot-eyed outfits in this movie are more lethal than the last.

"However, they all acted well, at least they showed their personalities."

In the eyes of Yang Lan, who pays attention to the appearance of actors, Zhu Min and Xie Jin's appearance is also considered to be high-end among their peers, but it seems that they have not been able to find the right position, resulting in tepid.

And in this movie, their performance is quite eye-catching.

Needless to say, the role of Sister Pomegranate has played the role of unrestrained behavior vividly and vividly, which is unforgettable; the role of Qiuxiang is both dignified and humorous - she is serious like a lady of a big family, and she is lively and lively when chasing stars. The key is that her partner with Tang Bohu complements each other!
"Is this the trait that has been discovered? Then Wang Wei is really good at training!"

Yang Lan felt that she saw two stars of hope rising again.

However, soon she couldn't think about Xiaohua's future, because the film suddenly entered a climax——

Ning Wang led the general staff and the deadly scholar to Washington, claiming to study poetry and painting with Hua Taishi, and took the opportunity to provoke. Tang Bohu, oh no, Hua An played on behalf of Washington.

Adviser: The following is the champion of the seven provinces and the general of the staff, nicknamed "the king of the king". Your Excellency is...

Tang Bohu: My younger brother has been studying for two years, a lost book boy in the world, Hua An!
Staff officer: Alright, I'll come and meet you for a while!

The atmosphere was tense, the two opened up their battles and confronted each other for a long time...but suddenly they blew a kiss to each other, and everyone fell down!
"puff!"

Yang Lan couldn't help but smile, this movie is really, never more than three seconds serious!
Of course, indecency will never prevent the audience from having a good laugh—whether it’s a neat and down-to-earth scolding pair, or a fight of “unrecognizable feet”, “give me back a punch”, or even a pair who vomited blood for a long time Piercing the intestines is refreshing in the belly laugh.

A more refreshing scene followed——

After resolving the crisis brought by King Ning, Mrs. Hua concluded that Hua An was Tang Bohu, and promised him to tell him his true identity and betrothed Qiuxiang to him. poisoned, which led to the "world's most strange poison" controversy;
Tang Bohu: Haha~~~ The most strange poison in the world, which round will you get your "Day of Death"? !It should be our Tang family's "smiling and half-stepping"!
Mrs. Hua: Haha~~~ Nonsense!Our "Yi Sang Ming San" is made from seven different kinds of poisonous insects, plus He Ding Hong, and refined for 49 days. It is colorless, odorless, and kills people without a trace.

Tang Bohu: Our "Smiling Banbudian" is made from honey, Chuanbei, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it tastes delicious.

Then the two of them faced the camera and entered the advertisement push mode——

Mrs. Hua: People who eat our "One-Day Sang Ming Powder" will lose all their martial arts within a day, their tendons will flow backwards, their thoughts will go wild, and they will go crazy, and finally their blood vessels will burst and die.

Tang Bohu: That's right!And friends who have eaten "half-step with a smile", as the name suggests, must not walk half a step, or smile, otherwise the whole body will explode and die.It's really a home trip --
Mrs. Hua: Murder to silence—

Both of them said in unison: A good medicine is necessary...

In the cinema hall, the audience was stunned, and then they rolled back and forth with laughter!
Yang Lan rubbed her stomach while laughing, and couldn't help but mourn for the movie's critics——

The movie gave her the biggest feeling, that is, deconstruction, using modernity to deconstruct tradition.

Whether it is performance art painting, catwalk gait, rap percussion performance, or this poisonous introduction full of advertising vocabulary, it will subvert the three views of many traditional film critics.

——Not everyone appreciates this form of comedy.

Yin Youyou has no such worries, because she loves this form of comedy to death!
"It's so creative, the whole film is almost full of high-energy clips, ah, this fight scene is also wonderful..."

——From the time when Tang Bohu kicked the tip of the sword away, the Beijing opera soundtrack sounded anxious or slow, and the Overlord Spear faced the deadly scholar's sword, presenting a heroic and hearty duel to the audience.

Tang Bohu used the Overlord Spear to get rid of the life-threatening scholar, and Mrs. Hua who survived the disaster also promised to betroth Qiuxiang to him. The happy ending finally came, and the audience including Yin Youyou finally relieved from the endless laughter. tone.

——It's too early for them to relax!
Mrs. Hua came out again and set up a lottery link for Tang Bohu to "Dian Qiuxiang", followed by comic-style qigong, making people never guess where the next joke will be.

The more Tang Bohu was tortured, the more the audience laughed!
After another twists and turns, Tang Bohu finally married his beloved Qiuxiang.

The audience breathed a sigh of relief.

however--

Qiuxiang: Hey, wait a minute!Make two punches first!

Tang Bohu: Huh? !

Qiuxiang: You can't do that? !Mahjong, Pai Gow, dice four-color cards will always be the same, right?

Tang Bohu fell down with an "ah!"
At the last moment, laughter burst out again!

Who would have imagined that the director would give everyone a twist in the end? ! !
But this seems to be reasonable, because the whole film is like this, you think it is like this, but it is actually like that.

You can call it spoof and vulgar, but you can't deny the joy that the high-energy hilarious laughter brought to the audience all the way.

The movie officially ended, and the laughter that lasted from the beginning of the movie to the end slowly stopped, but there was not much applause.

Because everyone was busy rubbing their mouths and faces - they found out after watching the movie that their mouths were sour from laughing, and even their faces cramped from laughing!

This is probably a higher affirmation of a comedy than thunderous applause!

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　hhhh... If you say two chapters are over, the plot will be two chapters over~~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)