What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 613 Batman was forcefully kissed, merciless and iron-fisted: three consecutive bulls?! (5000 words long chapter)
Seeing Wumin Tiequan rushing towards him like a madman, Chen Tao felt like his head was going to explode.

Chen Tao assessed his current abilities and was absolutely capable of defeating any member of the Dark Knights one-on-one. Even if they were blessed by the energy of Barbatos, it would not change the final outcome.

This is already strong enough. After all, every member of the Dark Knights, blessed with the energy of Barbatos, defeated his counterpart in the main universe in a one-on-one duel.

But being able to defeat the opponent does not mean being able to kill the opponent instantly, and this is also an important reason why the Laughing Bat put the Merciless Iron Fist here. Every minute Chen Tao wastes on the Merciless Iron Fist is a minute less attention and suppression he will get from the Laughing Bat.

Giving the Laughing Bat time to develop would definitely lead to extremely terrible consequences.

This has been proven by a large number of victims, including Barbatos, Papetua, Lex Luthor of the main universe, and even Superman and Batman of the main universe.

(Note: They briefly suppressed Laughter in Metal, Death Metal, Batman Superman and many other publications, but were eventually killed.)
So in order to avoid laughing wildly and saying the disgusting words "Everything is going as planned" at the end, Chen Tao never thought about fighting with the Merciless Iron Fist at the beginning. He arranged for Bane and the crazy version of the retro Wonder Woman to deal with the opponent.

In order to prevent the Merciless from being left without a master, he even assigned the Fright Lanterns, who achieved the balance of the three powers, to Bane, and then made him fully responsible for the affairs of restraining the Merciless.

The Magic Laughing Lady was responsible for attacking Merciless Iron Fist's mind, the Horror Lantern was responsible for suppressing his body, and Bane summoned zombies to fight against the ghosts controlled by his opponent. The trinity, with total restraint, was a good plan, but everything came to nothing as Merciless Iron Fist jumped onto Chen Tao's face.

"Fuck, where's Bane? Where's the Amazing Laughing Lady?"

Chen Tao immediately used the Metal Spirit to call a signal to Bane's face.

Paradise Island.

"Ah... what is it? There's no one here... damn... weird... I'm hungry... oh no. This is so weird!"

She walked foolishly to the side of an Amazon corpse. A sword wound ran from the side of the female warrior's face through the neck and into the abdomen.

The female warrior had the expression of an NPC in a horror movie who died with his eyes open, staring at the laughing Wonder Woman with her big eyes.

"Who... who hit my good sister? Wuwu..."

Diana, whose mind was in chaos, tried to lift the body up: "Hey... This is so strange, this is so strange, how did you die?"

As she spoke, big tears flowed from her eyes: "Why? Don't do this, I'm most afraid of this, I don't like it, wuwuwu...everyone..."

Although her mind was in a mess, the sadness she felt when she saw the corpses of Amazonians all over the ground still made the crazy Diana start to cry.

Beside her, the red space of all living things suddenly broke open, and Bane, wearing a hood, jumped out of it, with cold sweat breaking out on his head.

"Where's the Merciless Iron Fist? I just saw such a big Merciless Iron Fist."

While the Laughing Wonder Woman was muttering to herself and wandering aimlessly looking for enemies, Bane had been hiding in the red space of all living beings, following her.

He intended to take advantage of Wumin Iron Fist's inattention and launch a sneak attack with the Horrifying Lantern with a left kick and a right whip kick, but after planning for a long time, the person suddenly disappeared.

Bane was too cautious and thought that the Merciless Iron Fist had been tricked by the Laughing Bat and was hiding in the dark, planning a reverse sneak attack. At first, the Laughing Wonder Woman couldn't find anyone. Bane was hiding in the Red of All Creatures for a long time, constantly checking where the Merciless Iron Fist was hiding. If it weren't for a communication from Batman just now, he would probably still be there fighting wits with the air.

"I'll be right there." Bane rushed over, laughing wildly. Wonder Woman's mind was in a mess, and she instinctively wanted to raise her sword when she saw people.

The clay face on Bane's body popped off, and in an instant he was dressed in a full set of Amazon warrior uniform.

In fact, when Batman proposed this method, Bane no longer thought there was anything wrong with it.

Over the years, his bottom line has been lowered lower and lower. He has even seen a ventriloquist in a maid costume. Is there anything more eye-catching than this in the world?

Besides, it will only be worn when he needs to control the Amazing Laughing Lady, which will reduce the psychological pressure on Bane.

Bane thrust out his chest, and his strong chest muscles supported what was supposed to be supported. Although it was a women's combat uniform, it looked weird no matter how a muscular man like Bane wore it, but he was too strong, so it actually fit him well.

The laughing Wonder Woman's brain was now messed up by the drugs, and when she saw the Amazon's outfit, she felt a sense of familiarity.

"Good sister." she said.

With a bang, Bane's uniform disappeared, but the laughing Wonder Woman still let Bane grab her shoulders obediently, and then the two of them appeared in the Red of All Creatures.

"Fright Lantern, let's go!"

Bane gave an order to the Terrified Lantern, who was standing there dumbfounded and speechless, and in return he received malicious insults from the two energy masters in his body:

"Damn it, I want..."

Queen Hekate and the fire giant Surtur in the body of the Horror Lantern rushed over and let out a series of sweet farts at Bane, who just wanted to laugh.

One is the goddess of magic, and the other is the giant god of fire. These two guys who were born from gods have no idea how to curse people. Their cursing skills are no different from tickling to the people of Gotham.

Although Bane is technically an outsider from Gotham...don't worry about the details.

"I'm sorry, Bane, I can't control them... Don't take what they say to heart."

Bane nodded to Alan Scott, the old Lantern who could speak with his own thoughts inside the body of the Horror Lantern, and then took out the Mother Box from the Red of All Beings.

The sonic explosion channel opened instantly. He only needed to teleport over long distances in the Red of All Creatures through the sonic explosion channel. He would soon appear in the Red of All Creatures' different space where Batman was. By then, he would be able to launch a sudden sneak attack or support Batman with ease.

He took a step forward and led the other two through the sonic explosion tunnel, and then...

They found themselves in a primitive jungle. A Tyrannosaurus was frightened by Bane and jumped up from the ground suddenly, falling on its back.

"???"

Bane thought he had made a mistake, so he hurriedly led the two of them back and opened the portal again.

On the other side of the door was a battlefield filled with smoke. Bane took two confused steps and ran into Napoleon Bonaparte, who looked confused. Then he was hit by a round of musket fire from Napoleon's guards. Both sides were startled.

"Damn it, I understand what's going on." Bane's face was livid: "Batman, the bastard Reverse Flash has messed up the timeline of this universe like a pile of shit. The time and space here are too fragile. Traveling such a long distance causes time and space to break, and always throws me to a random point on the timeline. Sorry, I'm afraid I'll be late."

"Got it." He heard Batman's calm voice, Bane gritted his teeth, and then they returned to the original location of the Red of All Creatures. Bane originally planned to set out in the Red of All Creatures, but when he thought of the unstable space shattering, he slapped his head.

"Forget it, just go straight from the reality of the material universe."

So the three of them finally returned to the ground of Paradise Island, and then Bane turned his attention to the Dread Lantern.

The Horror Lantern fired another long, sweet fart at Bane.

"You take us and run, straight to Wumin Iron Fist..."

"Revenge on the Merciless Iron Fist."

The second half of the sentence was not said by Bain.

Bane turned his head and reflected in his heart that he did not check the surroundings as soon as he left the Red of All Living Things. If the other party did not speak but attacked by surprise, who knows what would happen. Bane knew that he was too lax...

The fact that the other party was also a martial arts master was not an excuse for him not to have discovered the other party.

A Wonder Woman wearing a crown walked out of the ruins strewn with corpses, holding her bleeding hand. One of her arms hung limply. At first, Bane thought it was broken by some kind of joint technique, but when he saw the hideous wound on the other party's back when she turned sideways, Bane realized that the attacker was far more vicious than he thought.

Wumin Tiegan directly used a long knife to cut the tendons of her arm from behind.

"Who are you?" Bane asked a name he knew the answer to.

"I am Wonder Woman Diana, Wonder Woman Diana of this universe." said Wonder Queen.

This universe is a reflection of the Flashpoint of the main universe, so the Wonder Woman of this universe is the queen of the Amazons and the culprit who fought with Arthur Core, the king of Atlantis, until the world was destroyed.

Of course, she didn't have the chance to fight to that extent, as Wumin Iron-Fist came and killed her.

"That guy called Merciless Iron Fist, you are his enemy, right?"

Wonder Queen said, panting.

"I collected a lot of information about him during my life-and-death battle with Wuqing Iron Fist. I thought I had no chance to get revenge..."

Wonder Queen's face showed a cruel and violent smile that was completely different from the Wonder Women in most parallel universes. At this moment, she was a beast seeking revenge. The gap between isotopes in different parallel universes was greater than that between humans and dogs.

In the Flashpoint world line, when the Wonder Queen had a falling out with Arthur, the King of Atlantis, it was because she was originally going to be engaged to the King of Atlantis, but before the marriage, she found out that Arthur was having an affair with Mera, so the Wonder Queen simply chopped off Mera's head, and after that, she held her head by the hair and threw it in front of Arthur.

With this kind of gameplay, it would be a miracle if Arthur, the king of Atlantis in this universe, didn't get jealous.

Now, the Paradise Island controlled by the cruel and violent Wonder Queen was rushed over by the Merciless Iron Fist for no reason and killed a lot of people, and then ran away. If the Merciless Iron Fist had not suddenly disappeared, even the Wonder Queen would have been killed by his knife.

With such hatred, it would be strange if Wonder Queen didn't think of revenge.

Bane shook his head. "Your shoulder..."

Then he heard Wonder Woman grab his shoulders and push him back hard, followed by a creepy creaking sound, and then the sound of flesh beginning to grow back.

"It doesn't matter if I go a little faster. My wound will heal soon."

Wonder Woman shook the blood off her sword and sheathed it. "We'll make that damn Merciless Iron Fist pay for his crimes in no time."

"Is the blood on your sword from Merciless Iron Fist?"

Wonder Queen's face twitched.

"It's mine," she said. "The Merciless Ironhand took my sword and threw it away. But soon this sword will be stained with the Merciless Ironhand's blood."

So she said.

"Sister...you smell so good...so good! I like it...eh, I like the same smell as my sister."

Wonder Queen pushed Wonder Woman Laughing away with disgust.

"So," she said, "can we go out and kill that bastard now? Let's go first. I have something to tell you on the way."

A few seconds later, Bane and two different versions of Wonder Woman were sitting side by side riding on the back of the Fright Lantern like they were riding witches' brooms.

The Green Lantern ring of the Horror Lantern prepared a layer of protective shield for them on the outside. They flew towards the location where Batman was like meteors in the red of all living beings.

As they flew, Bane heard the other party's voice: "During the time I was fighting against the Merciless Iron Fist, I found a way to... not to defeat the enemy, but at least to greatly weaken him in a short period of time. But it requires you and the one beside you..."

"Diana." Bane said, "Diana, this is Diana, Wonder Woman, and this is also Wonder Woman. Okay, now you know each other."

"Yes, in short, I need your Diana's cooperation. We should do this and that... and then you can launch a surprise attack..."

"Clayface? Hmm... I can't tell which one is the real Diana without Merciless Iron Fist, but creating an illusion to distract attention is still possible..."

"..."

"Yes, that's right, just do that."

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It's fucking weird that Bane can't get here right away.

Chen Tao was almost doubting his life.

Hey, do you think there is a possibility?

Everything he was experiencing now was all within the plan of the Laughing Bat!
Who knows, after he has dealt with Merciless Iron Fist, he will have to face the disgusting classic line of The Laughing Bat next.

"That won't happen. That won't happen."

Chen Tao held his head and rejected his own idea. He just acted stupidly.

"The Merciless Iron Fist was acquired by Bat-Mite. If the Laughing Bat can control Bat-Mite, then why doesn't he just control Bat-Mite to surrender? Why does he have to go through so much trouble to get the other party to come over and influence him? Moreover, letting Bat-Mite get too close to him doesn't give him the opportunity to naturally guide Bat-Mite."

If this opportunity is used to allow Chen Tao and Bat-Mite to stay together, and the price is that Merciless Iron Fist can delay Batman for a certain period of time, this seems like a losing deal no matter how you look at it, so strictly speaking, this is an unexpected accident that neither party expected.

However, this accident was a bit unfriendly to Chen Tao - he had never thought of dealing with Merciless Iron Fist before, nor did he think that anyone could control the Cruel Knight. This guy was strengthened to a superhuman level by Merciless Iron Fist's war power, so Chen Tao swallowed him directly and sealed him in the Metal Spirit's alien space in his body, but at this time...

"War is everywhere, Bruce, I am you, what makes you think you can contain war?"

Chen Tao watched helplessly as the Cruel Knight grew out from behind the Merciless Iron Fist. Yes, it grew out, like some kind of grafted plant, in an irrational way, appearing like a splitting spore.

At the same time, Chen Tao also sensed that the body of the cruel knight that he had sealed in the metal spirit was rapidly wilting and turned into an empty shell.

It looked like some kind of power from the Greek gods, releasing the Cruel Knight from Chen Tao's cage in a conceptual way.

The Cruel Knight somehow produced a heavy machine gun in his hand and opened fire at the limited edition Wonder Woman who was rushing towards the Merciless Iron Fist from behind. The Diana from Chen Tao's universe was now wearing the extra-long floor-length wedding dress prepared for her by Bat-Mite, and she was unarmed. She was immediately forced back by the bullet that seemed to carry some kind of power from the god of war.

Chen Tao had no time to support his Diana, he used a prostate slide and swung the bone spurs that grew out of his body after the transformation of the Ravager, blocking the knife that the Merciless Iron Fist was about to chop to death the Magician, a member of the Rogue Gang.

Bat-Mite moved all the members of his universe here without thinking twice, resulting in most members being of varying quality.

For example, among the Rogues Gang, only Captain Cold and Heat Wave can guarantee that they will not be killed in one blow when facing Merciless Iron Fist. Which of the remaining Rogues Gang members is not at the level of being killed with one blow?
Bat-Mite, the instigator, was jumping up and down with joy beside him, clapping his hands and laughing: "That's right, that's right, Batman is supposed to protect innocent people, so Batman, this is very Batman."

He did two somersaults in the air and said, "Hey, do you have any dollars in your pocket?"

The next second, a large pile of US dollars emerged uncontrollably from Chen Tao's pocket, erupting from his pocket like feathers and falling into the magician's hands.

"Yes, that's right. Batman should give him dollars from his pocket after saving innocent people."

(Note: This is exactly what Batman did in Batman: Year One.)
Chen Tao slipped and was almost hit by the US dollar, but he still stopped the sword of Damian Wayne, the Merciless Iron Fist, who was about to swing at Talia and Robin at the last moment, and picked up Damian by the back of the neck when he tried to swing back with the sword and threw him to the Poison Ivy next to him.

Then he hurriedly hugged the Merciless Iron Fist who was trying to kill Talia from behind.

"It's a rare sight, my love, and it would be better if you weren't wearing the groom's clothes."

Talia turned to look at Wonder Woman, who was fighting the Cruel Knight, and said, "You have terrible taste."

"Now...is not...the time to talk about this!"

Chen Tao knocked Wumin Tiewan to the ground, then punched him so hard that he flew out like a cannonball, plowing the ground like tofu. He could hear Wumin Tiewan's mocking voice in his ears:

"You know nothing about fighting, Bruce. You are far inferior to other Bruce's I have met."

He was filled with gloom. Wumin Iron Fist looked embarrassed, but he was actually unscathed. This guy was too durable! How long would this fight last?
He jumped over, and then heard Bane's message in mid-air: "Batman, I have a plan to quickly deal with the Merciless Iron Fist. You will follow my command then."

"Okay, what is it?" Chen Tao immediately asked back in the communication, and then he heard Bain's voice: "Don't resist yet."

"Resist?"

Chen Tao didn't understand what it meant, and then he saw the red portal of all living things appear beside him, and then a Diana wearing a crown jumped out from it.

Before Chen Tao could react, Wonder Queen grabbed his head and kissed him fiercely on the lips.

Chen Tao: “???”

With a popping sound, there was a loud noise when the lips opened, and everyone was stunned.

Then Chen Tao heard Wonder Queen's command: "Next Diana, go ahead!"

The Merciless Iron Fist, who had just calmed down and was still able to fight normally, was almost driven crazy again.

(End of this chapter)