Dimensional Corruptor

Chapter 1158 The big treasure in the basement

After selling 5 points of cuteness to Bailang, the little milk cat finally became agitated and returned to normal from the supine and twisted posture, looking around with a sneaky look, then spit out human words, and said in a husky tone: "Brother Lang, don't touch it!"

"Huh?" Lang, who wasn't cool enough, stopped his claws and looked at the cat, who was sitting cross-legged like a dog, and regretted, "You're awake."

"Mmmmm, if you didn't pay attention, you messed up everyone's soft fur."

The kitten licked its paws, scratched a few times on the top of its head, smoothed out the scattered hair, and then released a good momentum from its body, its feet gradually lifted off the ground, and it floated like a cat's strip. At the same time, it opened its arms and let the world Feel what pain looks like.

"Let the great Force Cats do the math for you!"

After all, the kitten, who was stretched to more than 20 cm under the action of its own weight, closed its eyes and stopped talking.It just floated and moved in the air at such a constant speed.

Bai Lang was stunned, and didn't understand what this meant?Don't you mean it's a guess?You do speak up.

Just as the three fathers and daughters of the Bai family were waiting for the great cat to give a prophecy or some kind of hint, the kitten's tail suddenly rolled up and twitched against the white waves, just like a human's index finger making 'you'. Come here! ' the same action.

Jack pushed the male mother: "The tower seems to ask us to follow?"

Fufu nodded: "Well, it is."

Bai Lang pondered: "It's a bit like Fuguiwan's automatic tomb guiding function, let's go!"

Although there are still doubts, Immortal Meow's actions at this moment are probably the key to personally guiding him to solve the problem, right?So Lang followed up with anticipation.It was the first time he observed Gawain's divination up close, and he was very interested.

Pia grumble!
The Force Cat, who was floating with his eyes closed, moved six or seven meters before slamming into the confinement door and sticking to it like a liquid, with his little tail stretched and frizzy.

Then, Immortal Meow did not launch the state of prophecy and divination, but tore himself from the door with the force of the force, and then... Bia!
Hit it again.

Pia…Pia…Pia…

Bailang was so stunned, seeing that it had no intention of stopping after hitting it five times in a row, he quickly stepped forward, grabbed the kitten's tail, and made it stop behaving.

"Stupid! Fufu opens the door for her."

Xiao Fufu stood on tiptoe and turned the doorknob open. The cat, who was in a state of divine clarity, was finally able to float out and continued to guide the way for Lang.

This time, Bailang took out a rope and wrapped it in the middle of the floating cat strip, like walking a dog or holding a balloon, preventing the cat from flying away, always keeping a distance of one meter from him.

In this way, it can effectively prevent it from hitting the wall, hitting the door, and floating on the roof...

Next, Bailang endured the doubtful eyes of the little wizards of all grades, and led a suspended cat to wander in the castle.Because the cat in the divination state does not know how to press the elevator, he can only climb the stairs.

The little wizards along the way whispered:

"Which is flotation, right?", "It's amazing!", "Is there a possibility that it is really cruel to animals?", "It's so cute!", "Let's secretly report to Vice Principal McGonagall that someone is abusing cats! "

Not afraid of gossip, the counselor cast a V-shaped force in front of her to separate the crowd blocking the road, and finally led Bailang to the bottom of the auditorium, bypassing Hufflepuff's lounge, and stopped at Hogg In front of Watts' kitchen.

It was only then that the Force Cat regained consciousness and said, "Human, the answer you want is in it!"

After finishing speaking, Gawain, who was in the state of a milk cat, looked around, and when he was in a public place, he suddenly became shy.

Bai Lang noticed her abnormality and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

The cat faltered: "That, Brother Lang, I have finished my divination, and I want to end the Meow Immortal form."

"Then you change back!"

"I don't have any clothes on. I'll take a step first and contact me at night." After that, she activated the Flying Thunder God technique and disappeared from the basement.

At the beginning of the trial in the ninja world, both the sister and the tower got the [Flying Thunder God], and now the sister has engraved the "Flying Thunder God" on her [Gun Fighting Bullet], and she can locate her "bullet" at any time. 'Complete transfer.

After Force Cat's endless 'divination + running', Bai Lang could only push open the kitchen door and continue to search for the so-called 'answer'.

As soon as he entered the door, a rich aroma mixed with more than a dozen different styles came on his face, which made his eyes bright. Fufu and Jack rushed to take a deep breath.

good smell!The flavor is strong!He instantly identified a dozen dishes that he had tasted at the opening ceremony, and when he looked closely, it was a space with a high ceiling, the area of ​​which was the same size as the auditorium, and he also applied the 'Straightening Curse' to expand it again. space.

It's not so much a kitchen as it is a huge factory. All kinds of house-elves who have been transformed by magical machinery shuttled through it, and industrial crucibles bigger than the cauldrons in which the living people were stewed were placed in rocket jets. Roasted on the fire like a tail flame... And the house-elves stepped on the three-meter movable angle iron frame, controlled the gantry crane above the crucible, and kept pouring baskets of prepared ingredients into the crucible, and then the giant Insert a spatula into it and stir back and forth.

The underground kitchen of Hogwarts is a half-industrial, half-witch doctor factory that has been enchanted. The elves release various spells, cooperate with each other in an orderly manner, and cook dishes efficiently in an assembly line.

After seeing Bailang, the little elves who were closer to him were flattered and looked like a patient with Stockholm Syndrome. They greeted him humbly + self-criticism + self-abuse + self-PUA... What would you like to eat?
There was even an elf who was holding a stack of tall cabbage and couldn't see the road ahead clearly. After hitting the white waves, he knelt down and apologized in fear.In less than ten seconds, the chef who was teleported swung his axe and chopped off his hands to apologize to Lang.

This frenzied and brutal scene stunned Lang, but fortunately, Fufu subconsciously sent the other party a bill, and then activated Holy Light to repair her hands.

This little elf was even more grateful and pushed the little angel to kowtow wildly.

humble!So fucking humble!There is also a strong tendency to self-mutilation, self-abuse, and self-destruction.

How did the wizards of Hogwarts PUA them?
Bailang looked at the hundreds of elves who were busy and did not forget to greet him, nodded and bowed to accept the inspection by the leader, each of them was extremely ugly, shriveled, thin, thin, with huge triangular ears and a long Pinocchio nose. And raised eyes the size of tennis balls.

But it is not as cute as blingbling's big eyes should be, but it is very scary.

These house elves have generally had their arms or legs amputated, and more than half of their bodies have been transformed.

Those prosthetic limbs that have been enchanted are often equipped with tools such as axes, chainsaws, flame spray guns, etc., but they are cleverly applied to the kitchen assembly line.

For example, cutting ribs accurately and efficiently, wielding scissors to remove vegetable roots, spraying a lot of water to rinse, burning the hair on the skin with a spray gun... What's more, the defendant created the structure of a centaur, but the lower body is not a horse, but a A four-wheeled pickup truck, pulling a cart of vegetables, galloped down the four lanes of the kitchen.

The elf was flashing, the prosthetic limb without energy device was roaring wildly under the drive of magic, and a lot of magic fluctuations took effect on the kitchen equipment... This noisy and chaotic scene made Bailang have an epiphany.

"As expected of the Force Cat, I got it!"

He wanted to find a 'fuel' with a stable source, high cost-effectiveness, and sustainable support for the operation of the [Little Sacred Bowl]. Although the giant dragon is good, it is somewhat impractical.However, the 'house elf' in front of him opened a window for him.

House-elves seem to be of low social status, a group of 'smart slaves' who have been self-PUA for thousands of years, willing to degenerate, and proud of being enslaved by humans.

However, in the original book, these ugly alternative goblins possess powerful magical talents that even adult wizards can't match.Naturally wandless to cast spells, Apparition is as common as drinking water, and masters a number of household spells.

Many grown-up wizards spend their entire lives unable to beat a lowly house-elf.However, the entire magical world ignored this group of combat power and enslaved them as the lowest household slaves.

However, the house-elves are also amazing. They have been trained by wizards for thousands of years. They are full of servility. They are even lower than the 'untouchables' in India + accept their fate, and they can't raise the slightest idea of ​​resistance.

Alright, going both ways.

If Voldemort in the original world line could organize [-] elves and enslave them with spiritual PUAs to swear allegiance to himself.This group of fanatical Stockholm patients will fearlessly shout "Avada gnaws the big melon", and the crazy snake skin flashes, shooting out a green light full of miraculous forgiveness for the master's mission.

At that time, Dumbledore, Phoenix Shot, and Aurors were all rubbish.It can only eat and fly at the feet of the 'Awada Elf'.Who needs 'shit-eaters', a bunch of rubbish that's more than enough?

It turned directly into "The Dark Lord and His Domesticated Brainless Pixies".

...

Bailang stopped a few panicked elves and called them to a secluded corner.

These humble little creatures didn't dare to resist at all. They followed Lang obediently, forcing themselves into the corner of the wall, looking up at Lang, who was two meters high in suits and shoes, and shivered uncontrollably.

The uncontrollable [Fearful Domineering + Villainous Charm] only leaked 1‰, which made them stiff and frightened.At first glance, it is a small five of the good camp.

And behind Lang, there is a flying little Jack playing with two butterfly knives, and a black cat-ear helmet, which feels very mysterious and majestic, but is actually in a daze.

Bai Lang suddenly felt like a scumbag adult who blackmailed kindergarten children for pocket money after school, so he coughed twice, took out his own [Refreshing Menthol Cigarette], and comforted: "Come on a Hua Zi, calm down. Don't be nervous, I'm not a bad person."

"Nick knows that Mr. Outlander is a professor at Hufflepuff and our master. Nick is willing to serve you, but he does not dare to smoke, for fear of sullying the noble gentleman."

"Don't beep, smoke one, I've added a large dose of sedative to make you bolder. I'm sick of hearing your words."

bass!
Little Jack put the knife to Nick's neck, forcing him to take a sip.

Soon, the three little elves smoked the mint tobacco leaves configured by the white witch doctor, and they became quite calm, no longer trembling, and their words became bolder.They answer questions and give Lang a lot of information.

霍格沃茨的‘家养小精灵’数量超过1万，每年损耗率在1/10左右。如今有2000左右的资深老牌小精灵，6000现役小精灵，还有2000实习精灵。

Specifically, the active elves have received a full set of training and serve all teachers and students in the school. They are not seen in the castle on weekdays, but they are everywhere.Cleaning classrooms, doing laundry, raising animals, clearing farmland, serving potions... all done by them.

The so-called trainee elves are the kind of amateurs with healthy hands and feet bought by the school from the major 'domestic elves breeding bases' in Europe.The active elves, according to the work projects they are responsible for, have been transformed at Ravenclaw Academy and become more professional and efficient elves.

He is a veteran of his own who has worked for more than 7 years, is familiar with all aspects of the school, and has certain management skills. He serves as foreman, team leader and other positions.

After some cross-examination, Lang determined that the 'house elf industry' is very popular all over the world. They are not as difficult to reproduce as the original, and only serve the nobles.

On the contrary, today's 'elf' production is gratifying, and all major magic schools are in demand.Those wizarding families, modern human families who work closely with wizards, have ordered this smart pet (labor).

The elves of Hogwarts, belonging to Hufflepuff's assets, are about [-]% working in the kitchen.But they're also Ravenclaw's favorite consumables.

After all, with so many dangerous high-level topics, you can't use lower-level students for experiments, right?Under the protection of the death indicator, most dangerous experiments are still attempted by elves, so about 1000 of them are consumed every year.

It is worth mentioning that the status of the 'house elves' in the new era is still underground, and there is no spirit of resistance.

For those who died in Ravenclaw Labs, the elves generally considered it an honor, a great devotion, and a holy return.

The pain of the experiment purifies their sinful souls, and their own death adds to the foundation stone of the great study of magic.Although they are dead, their souls are with new magical achievements!This is a kind of sublimation, just like the 'famous in history' pursued by scholars of the Celestial Dynasty.

Although they are very afraid of pain, the elves in the kitchen are still proud of their own transformation and compare with each other.It has a cyberpunk flavor, and whoever has a higher degree of transformation has a higher status.

After investigating the forgotten elf group at Hogwarts, Bailang's biggest doubt: Why hasn't such a great bull and horse been developed into a 'magical biological weapon'?
However, he has found a solution to the fuel shortage problem of the Holy Grail system.Sacrificing the elf to charge the Goblet of Fire not only adds a lot of magic power, but also adds soul and flesh and blood raw materials.

Understand the [Goblet of Fire] as a smasher, and what eats it is the elf, the 'heroic spirit' that spews out!This thing is cost-effective, with a high conversion rate and a wide range of sources. It can even be purchased and sacrificed in large quantities to create more 'heroic spirits', and even popularize it to every little wizard.

The specific gameplay Bailang has already thought about it, using his [Third Method], using the whiteboard 'Heroic Spirit-Pixie' as the initial pet, and downloading the corresponding 'Digital Recipe' in Slytherin's intramural magic net to select attributes and skills , and finally evolved with Hufflepuff's gourmet cell system... a heroic spirit development game.

Harry shouted: "Dobby, use Gouging Bone! Quickly use Out of Body! Quickly use Avada Suo!"

Ron roared: "Banban stand up! Start the spring cry!"

(End of this chapter)