Dimensional Corruptor

Chapter 1159 Fantastic Beasts Cooking Class

After seeing the house-elves everywhere, Bailang suddenly burst into inspiration, opened his brain, and found the key link to complete the [Holy Grail].

But he didn't stay in the kitchen at Hogwarts, he just ordered a free luxury supper for the father and daughter, and left in a hurry with a pair of daughters.

When she returned to her private bedroom, the counselor had already dressed, occupied the sofa, and stayed in the room.

Seeing Bailang's return, his eyes lit up even more, and his dead skin stuck on his face, and he asked, "Langguo, Langguo, is my divination useful? Can I help you complete the Holy Grail plan? Is there any whereabouts of my [Law of Spring]? "

Sage Lang, who had just finished the cat addiction, had a clear heart at this moment, and pushed away the face that Gao Wen posted: "It's useful, don't worry about your affairs, wait for my news. Just let you know when you come to cooperate with me. "

The counselor showed satisfaction and continued to ask: "The night is long, what shall we do next?"

"Of course it's time to sleep! You can get out, Fufu and Jack are still young and need to rest. Do you have no class tomorrow?"

"There are three academies for "Flying Lessons". During my expedition the day before yesterday, I found a lot of Muggle flying machines sealed in Ravenclaw's warehouse. There are flying motorcycles, flying cars, flying three jumpers, and flying electric blankets. This inspired me to plan a grand [Flying Wheelchair Violent Quidditch Competition] and declare it to be the event of this year's 'Triwizard Tournament', do you think it has a future?"

Lang shook his head: "No!"

The counselor ignored his answer and said energetically: "The simple flying broom is outdated, and it is not friendly to witches and wizards. The wheelchair is different, it is comfortable to ride, conforms to the human body structure, and can also enjoy extreme speed. The fun of flying for a ride is thrilling and safe! I have contacted the professor of "Alchemy Enchanting Class", and I am going to use the education funds to order a batch of flying wheelchairs. Brother Lang, can you design the rules of the competition with me?"

Lang ruthlessly refused: "No time, no accompany, go rough!"

"You are so unfeeling. After touching people, you turn your face and don't recognize them. At least you have to help change the new wheelchair."

The younger sister was about to cry, and then she took out the first generation of Ninja World Old Man Le, and the second generation of Thanos Throne-Cosmic Wheelchair.

The former is a means of transportation created by the 'Master of Treasures', which has been transformed by her into a 'Cyber ​​Pain Wheelchair'; the latter is the equipment for trial rewards, and is used as an enhancement material for 'Cyber ​​Old Man Music'.

Lang: "Let's put it down, I'll give you a stronger one tonight."

The counselor quickly added: "Speed! Speed!! The core attribute must guarantee speed, and I want a racing wheelchair! All other functions can be weakened, but the speed needs to be strengthened. This is what I prepared for [Rolling Immortal]. life-saving tools."

Bai Lang's mind couldn't help but flash a dumpling in the back of his girlfriend's group fighting, paddling in the water and fishing for fish.Then he was suddenly surrounded by enemies and shivered in a desperate situation. Then he sold a wave of cuteness to attract attention. With a small fist, he summoned a 'flying wheelchair', and then sat in it like Zhuge Juying. The jet of tail flames flew out of the dust, bursting out at a speed that did not match the size of the body.

"Okay, okay, you can change if you are not satisfied, let's go."

After driving away Gawain, Bailang asked the two sisters to go to the bedroom to fight. He stayed in the study and used the Goblet of Fire as an excuse to apply to Hannibal and Dean Snape for a batch of house-elves as experimental materials.

As a professor at Hufflepuff, he has a death indicator of 10 pixies each semester.For ordinary professors, it is more than enough; but for [Holy Bowl], it is pitiful.

Under normal circumstances, when he takes the "Fantastic Beasts Cooking Class", he needs a house-elf to act as a helper, responsible for carrying ingredients, knives, and seasonings to distribute to students.When the ingredients run out of control, the house-elves also need to stand up and save the students to death.

Sometimes faced with ferocious food, the elf is likely to be killed on the spot; try to eat some dangerous unknown dark dishes, and be poisoned to death... This kind of death on duty will be replenished by the school, with 10 places per semester.

However, Hufflepuff controls the house elf resources at Hogwarts, and can be used on an additional large scale with the approval of the dean.

In addition, Whitecap also served Snape privately.It is necessary for the other party to support a group of elves to make research materials and promote his [Heroic Spirit Lily] project.

At this time, the dean, who was correcting the homework of the potions class, suddenly received a message from the magic net in the school, and he looked confused when he opened it.

Although he doesn't understand why the lowly house-elf has anything to do with his beloved Lily's resurrection plan?But Outlander did so in order to prove his ability.

Snape naturally wanted to support and see what the other party could come up with.

...

The next morning, in the first fourth-grade "Fantastic Beasts Cooking Class", Bailang received replies from two deans successively, giving him 100+60 consumables for house-elves respectively.

Hannibal expressed his expectation that White Wave will use 'house elves' as ingredients to create a new recipe series, enrich the "Fantastic Beasts Cooking Class" textbook, and complete a puzzle for Hufflepuff's food map.

Before this, the wizarding world did not have any cooking methods for house-elves.Everyone seems to agree that this thing is not available.

Snape bought 60 Pokémon privately as his personal investment.It is expected to be delivered within a week, and told Bailang to pay attention and sign at any time.

"Cough cough, be quiet!"

Today was a combined class, with fourth-year Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs.

Bai Lang was devoted to two purposes, thanked the two deans respectively, and said to the noisy students at the same time:

"The old rule is that each college has four students in groups of eight, free to form teams. After the assignment, each group will occupy a kitchen table. Next, I will distribute today's teaching objects: each group will be anesthetized. The level of anesthesia is limited, only shallow sleep is guaranteed, and severe pain stimulation will make them wake up or even violently. How to deal with it? You have already learned it in the lower grades, so I won't go into details. Groups with poor performance will be deducted. points; on the contrary, excellent teams will receive extra points.”

"Open the textbook, the first unit Chapter 7, Niuxiu is a magical animal that is common in daily life. Please don't be fooled by the harmless watches of these thieves. They like to steal, have a talent for treasure hunting, and look like moles and platypus The mixture of it was once cultivated in large numbers by Indians and used for burglary, and it is still a common tool of theft in impoverished areas. African magic schools have developed a special model of "minesweeper and sniff", which has been greatly influenced by Harping. Today's Nordic magic The school is trying to cultivate a special breed that can search for wild dragon eggs."

"This kind of magical animal usually has a litter of eight and can be produced twice a year. The large number is not a protected animal. All countries in the world allow large-scale hunting. Long-term consumption, it can promote lactation, enhance the sense of smell... Basic magic needs. Okay, now I'll give you 20 minutes of free discussion time. After the team is completed, discuss the content of the division of labor. It is recommended that the warriors at Hogwarts slaughter, skin, and prepare vegetables, and the guys at Hufflepuff Decompose, concoct, cook..."

"Assessment requirements for this class: one sniff, at least four dishes are cooked, and the recipes are selected from the textbooks, there is no restriction here. After cooking, the two groups exchange food with each other, must eat all of them, and then score. The score is the lowest. 1/4 of the students will have extra classes this weekend. The subject is: [Swamp Carrion Maggots]. Eat eight maggots, and no leftovers are allowed.”

Hearing Lang's final punishment, the students of the two academies burst into groans of despair like a dead mother at the same time.Then, when he looked at the group of anesthetized sniffers pushed by the elf, his eyes were full of undisguised murderous intent.

...

After 15 minutes of noise, Bailang returned to the podium, directed a group of magic punk prosthetic elves, put the black furs into a coma and placed them on the kitchen counters, and then teleported away.

The wizards of the two colleges also completed the grouping spontaneously, and they were used to this kind of group cooperation when they were in the third grade last year.

At the end of each term, there are also co-classes in the four faculties.Three people from each academy will form a team of 12 people and go into the field to complete the training and assessment.From tracking, trapping, hunting, to gathering herbs, making fires, building camps...cooking, eating, and making use of this semester's lessons.

However, the fourth-grade wizards who are gradually entering adolescence are more eager for the field trial class in the senior years (sixth and seventh grades).It is said that the school has opened 'piling restrictions' to senior grades, and the assessment content is very restricted!Known as the mysterious "physiology lesson".

Bai Lang felt that Guimei's [Law of Spring Project] seemed to be able to cooperate with Gryffindor, and she was also a member of the Lion House, so there was less resistance to promotion.

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With the end of the fat anesthesia sniffing distribution comparable to a medium-sized dog, this practical class officially begins.

Bailang was lying on the podium, bored fishing and paddling.

Occasionally, a sniffle woke up from the severe pain of being ripped open, struggling to bite and scratch the student.The teaching assistant Tim would rush up, waving the anesthesia wrench personally given by Bailang, a physical therapy to relieve the danger, and deduct 10 points for this group.

In a certain group at this time, the Harry trio and Neville, the second-generation swordsman of Hogwarts, were getting together with the four Hufflepuffs, while blowing and spanking, and discussing how to break down this one. sniff?Which four ingredients did you make, and what kind of dishes did you cook?

Hermione, who looks like Watsons, is in charge of Hermione. At this moment, the Virgin has a heart attack, watching the sleeping Sniff stand with her hands tied, refusing to participate in this bloody massacre, and criticizing: "Why should the school punish such a harmless and cute little thing? Poison hand?"

"Probably training our mental endurance?" a Hufflepuff replied.

The strong Ron picked up the sniff, straightened it, turned his hand into a knife, and gestured back and forth at the back of his neck, wanting to show the 'strong hand split skull' combat skills he learned during the summer vacation, and nodded in agreement: " The school is a poor school. I suspect that the deans have embezzled funds to find such weak animals as ingredients. A real man should fight ferocious beasts, such as the Siberian golden layer, or the big cat in the African grassland... "

Harry, who was handsome in appearance but had the same sturdy body, also nodded and said, "Ron is right! Real men don't bother to hunt and kill such little garbage. It's too small and weak, and it has no meat."

Neville shook his head and retorted: "Not too small, the bamboo rats my grandma raised were not that big."

Hermione sneered: "Just your opponents? You also talk about fighting beasts. If you have the ability, go to sign up for the Triwizard Hegemony. It is said that there is a dragon slaughter project."

"Dragon? My brother Charlie trains dragons in Bulgaria. I go back every summer and I even ride a dragon!"

"Wow!" The surrounding Hufflepuffs and Neville exclaimed in amazement, which made Ron blushed and cocked his chest muscles proudly, like a little rooster.

Harry's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he asked, "Which 'rider' is it? I heard Wolf Star say that in the fifth grade elective course of Gryffindor, there is a hidden witcher branch course [Dragon Royale]. You can tame dragon beasts in an indescribable way, and draw magic power from them to improve your own magic power purity and reserves."

Ron's eyes also lit up, showing a smile I understand: "I've heard of it too! It's a mysterious double cultivation technique from the plateau."

The signature skill of the Pile Driving Academy is not only witch hunting, but also all kinds of magical animals hunted in the wild.

As long as they are not dead, as long as they are still hot, regardless of their gender, they can enter the joyful mode through the secret method of "Buddha's Speaks of the Pile-Driving Sutra".

This is also the reason why 'born warlocks' often appear in the descendants of Hogwarts students.It's just a wizard, some witches always have some accidents after they cast their secret techniques.

The other two Hufflepuff wizards also showed their longing looks and asked, "Can we Hufflepuffs too?"

"Please don't discuss these filthy things in front of ladies."

Ron said unconvinced: "Hermione, you are a member of Gryffindor. No matter how smart you are, you still have the blood of hunters flowing in your body! Your 'power of smashing ashes' is among the best!"

"I've long regretted believing you two and letting the Sorting Hat get into Gryffindor. Ravenclaw is where I belong, and Hufflepuff is better for me than civil engineering! You fools Husband, stupid, you can only think with your muscles. My magic power is not as much as you two. The reason for my high grades is that I have learned architectural design well and know how to eat brains. The ashes produced are at least four times stronger than yours. I was under the supervision of my father during the summer vacation. Going to work in Italy, one person is comparable to a construction team. It took one and a half months to build a small 18-story high-rise, and earned seven years of tuition. And you, you can only talk big. Your adolescence is not over, and you can't ride a dragon at all. !"

Seeing Hermione's embarrassed expression of being in the company of Gryffindor, Ron's face flushed: "What's wrong with Gryffindor? The most popular [Witcher Weekly] has shown, Gran The witches of Fendor are the happiest and happiest. The witches' sex index is 2 times that of Hufflepuff, 3 times that of Ravenclaw, and 3.5 times that of Slytherin! You should be proud of Gryffindor, this It's about the sex of your life. And the weekly also said that the witches of Gryffindor are full of unconquerable wildness, and they are the most charming at Hogwarts! Hermione, you have made a lot of money! Studying in Gryffindor , not only can make a lot of money, but also have a rich and exciting life, play wild, play with flowers... not a life in vain."

A few Hufflepuffs refused to accept it and retorted: "Our Hufflepuffs are not bad, we eat the best, under the nourishment of gourmet cells, the body is equally strong, no worse than your Gryffindor, and it is very safe, no need Go on an adventure in the wild."

Harry retorted: "Is that dangerous? That's exciting! Passionate hunting life, we Gryffins are super rich, just building a building is enough to live on for a year. Hire you cooks to cook for us. , Wheel enjoys only more than you."

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