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Chapter 547 Goddess Toasts
Chapter 547 Goddess Toasts
The days back in Axel were somewhat dull.
Since Darkness was going to participate in a heat resistance competition in a few days, in order to train her own heat resistance and not cause trouble to other members of the team, she went back to her hometown.
Huihui and Youyou were also taken away, under the pretext of being training assistants.
But no matter how Kobayashi looked at it, that perverted female knight seemed to be getting more and more addicted. After being teased more and more by Huihui who was educated by Ryuzi, she seemed to be unable to control herself.
Forget it, as long as they are happy.
As for Sato Kazuma and Aqua, they still do nothing every day, wandering around the town like thugs.
It’s not that he hates this kind of daily routine.
only--
"Haha! Fried food really has to be paired with bubbly! Delicious! The freshness is increased ten thousand times!"
"That's right. After completing the mission every day, the bubble wine is delicious, but it's also good to drink bubble wine lazily at home..."
Sato Kazuma and Aqua were drinking bubble wine in the living room.
And it’s an expensive high-end product!
Ever since the bounty for defeating Demon King Army cadre Sylvia came down, the two of them had either gone crazy in the Adventurer's Guild or in the mansion, getting drunk every day.
Both of them are better at making trouble than cleaning up, but Darkness and Yunyun, who are good at cleaning the room, are not here.
Especially Aqua, who not only put things randomly but also always caused damage. When I taught her a lesson, she used the dragon egg as an excuse, saying that she was hatching the dragon egg with all her strength and that it would definitely help Xiaolin after it hatched.
I am very grateful for her kindness!
Because of her thoughts, Xiaolin didn't have the heart to punish the stupid goddess who wasted money. But in this case, wouldn't the cleaning work fall on Xiaolin and Ryuko? !
"Correction, Master Kobayashi. I have always been responsible for cleaning the room. Although I think it is not good to use the power of the imaginary number mechanism for cleaning, a clean villa is more refreshing than a messy one."
"Thank you Liu Zi for your hard work all the time."
That's it.
It was like this every day, and Xiao Lin couldn't stand it anymore. He shouted at the two people lying on the sofa, "You guys, are you doing this today too... You don't even do your daily tasks! You just drink bubble wine!"
"It doesn't matter, right? Life is pretty affluent now, and it would be a shame not to have fun at this time." Sato Kazuma answered sloppily and lazily.
Just like the tramp who lives for the moment!
"Even this is too depraved. There has to be some limits."
"No way! I'm a goddess!"
"None of this matters now!"
Ah——, so angry!
Thinking of that gentle, virtuous, and considerate goddess with breast pads, why is there such a big gap between the two of us, why would I like a fool?
Kobayashi suppressed his anger and said kindly, "You two, it's about time to go on a mission, right? Although you have some extra money, if you do nothing, it will all run out. Sato-kun, didn't you say you wanted to become a famous adventurer? Aqua, what about your wish to defeat the Demon King's army? Don't you think it's a pity to keep wasting time like this? Let's go on a mission."
"Ahh, let my future self figure out what to do with the future!"
"Reject! I still think that being happy right now is the most important thing!"
"Ahahahaha——" X2
Sato Kazuma and Aqua threw their heads back and laughed.
I really want to beat up these two guys!
No! I can't give in! If I give in here, these two guys will definitely go further and become even more unscrupulous in the future.
"Both of you should give me something similar!"
Xiao Lin's forehead veins popped out as he scolded, "Who do you think cleans up the empty bottles you drink from? And who cooks for you every day?"
"That's true. I don't know when the bottle disappeared, and I don't know when the meal was served."
"It was all done by Liu Zi and me! Really, you two are so lazy... Very well, since you don't want to clean the house and don't want to do the mission, then you two should get out of here!"
"……Eh?"
Sato Kazuma was completely dumbfounded.
He probably never thought that he would be kicked out of his home.
Kobayashi thought that he would soften and apologize honestly, but he didn't know if Kobayashi's words irritated him, but he actually refuted for the first time.
“…Okay! Since Senior Kobayashi has said so, I will leave here as you wish! Right, Aqua!”
"Eh? If that's the case, I didn't say a word!"
"I hope you won't regret it, Senior Xiaolin! Okay, let's go!"
"I've already told you, I never said I wanted to leave! Ah, don't pull me!!!"
Just like that, the angry Sato Kazuma forcefully pulled the crying stupid goddess out of the house.
……real or fake?
To be honest, Kobayashi didn't really want to drive them away. It was just that these two guys did nothing but drink all day, while he and Vanir had to work hard to go back and forth between various towns, and he suddenly felt a little unbalanced.
"It's your own fault, Master Kobayashi."
"Did i do something wrong?"
"Fundamentally, it's really because Lord Sato Kazuma and Lady Aqua are such scumbags. Lord Kobayashi did nothing wrong."
"Right! It's not my fault at all!"
Xiaolin folded his arms across his chest and snorted heavily.
It was just that I did seem to have said something a bit too much. Sato Kazuma used to be a stay-at-home otaku, so he must be very sensitive about this. He should have used more tactful words, because he was impulsive.
It would be better to leave the house, so both sides can calm down. Based on what Xiaolin knows about the two of them, they will come back at night at the latest, and then he can apologize.
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the other side.
Sato Kazuma, who was furious, dragged Aqua to the town. It was dark now, and the temperature was gradually dropping. The two of them, wearing light clothes, shivered in the cold wind.
"A-choo! Ugh... Is it so cold outside?"
“Just calm your mind. This is all your fault, Kazuma!”
"Aren't you just as lazy and idle? Same crime, same crime!"
Sato Kazuma also retorted unhappily to the stupid goddess' shameless behavior of putting the blame on him.
"Besides, how can we come out without money? How can we survive with only a half-drunk bottle of bubble wine?" Aqua said another more serious fact, and then suggested: "I say, let's go and apologize now and ask Xiaolin to let us go home?"
"No! I will never go back until Senior Kobayashi apologizes!"
"Why are you so stubborn all of a sudden? What are you angry about? Since you won't give in, I'll go back first."
Aqua decided to abandon her companions.
Sato Kazuma naturally wouldn't let this happen. He threatened, "Is that okay? Senior Kobayashi might still be angry. If you apologize first, the bubble wine will be confiscated..."
"Um... I, I get it! Then let's find a place to stay for the night!"
The silly goddess who loves alcohol couldn't bear to part with half a bottle of bubble wine, which is quite in her style.
"Ah-"
Sato Kazuma sneezed loudly, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Yes, yes... Anyway, let's find a place to stay overnight."
The best choice for the two is naturally the Adventurer's Guild.
Generally speaking, no matter what the problem is, it can be solved by contacting the Adventurer's Guild.
After arriving here, Sato Kazuma told him about his current predicament. Luna, the counter clerk, was a little surprised and said, "Eh? You hope to let you stay overnight in the guild for free... Mr. Sato, you have a house, right?"
“Yes, that’s right… I have to deal with something. Please, just one night!”
Sato Kazuma pleaded sincerely. He thought he had done a lot of good deeds and should be able to get some preferential treatment just by showing his face. However——
"I'm very sorry, but that can't be done."
"Why?! Is the guild going to abandon the adventurers in trouble?!"
Aqua questioned with an unhappy look on her face.
Luna's chest swayed, and she quickly explained, "No, that's not the case! The guild is not an accommodation facility. If we allow it, it will set a precedent..."
It's okay to pay for accommodation, but it's a big problem to get it for free. If every adventurer demands the same treatment in the future...
"That's true." Sato Kazuma scratched his head: "Then there's nothing we can do. Aqua, let's find another place."
He still understands the truth in this regard.
Even though Aqua was unwilling, she still happily left the guild with Sato Kazuma, holding half a bottle of sparkling wine.
Then the two of them looked for many acquaintances.
result--
“No matter where I went, I was turned away… Wiz’s shop was temporarily closed too.”
"I'm against spending the night in a place like that!"
"Don't ask for so much."
Sato Kazuma felt helpless about the stupid goddess rejecting the lich, but now he couldn't help but sigh.
"What should I do next?"
"I think, after all, you should apologize to Xiaolin and go home. Although it will be sad to have the bubble wine confiscated, this is the only way."
"No, it was Senior Xiaolin who said get out first, so he should be the one to apologize first!"
Still persist in this situation.
Sato Kazuma can be quite stubborn sometimes.
"Besides, we have a place to stay for the night! A place that is well taken care of...!"
"Is that place..."
The stupid goddess' expression froze.
Came to the suburban warehouse.
Sato Kazuma looked at the dilapidated warehouse and shouted, "Great! No one else is spending the night here..."
"How could there be anyone except us? Ah... we have to sleep in a leaky house again." Aqua looked quite disappointed.
"That's right. But this is the only place we can rely on now. Go to sleep and wait for Senior Kobayashi to come and apologize."
The scumbag Kazuma made up his mind not to go home unless Kobayashi came to apologize.
Aqua complained, "From here on, we can even get the house... Why are you so stubborn to let it go?"
“This, this can’t be helped…”
"No. Considering the road we've been on so far, I shouldn't say that there's nothing I can do. I remembered when I came here. We work hard every day, right?"
"Well, that's it."
Sato Kazuma recalled those difficult times.
Being eaten by a giant toad, always doing difficult tasks, and being tortured both physically and mentally.
"Still working on it for the bubbles after work though."
“Really, every day is hard.”
“At that time, I also slept in this drafty warehouse. It was cold anyway, and Kazuma in the next room would occasionally make strange noises—”
"S-Stop! Protect my privacy!"
"After all, isn't it because we work hard to live a good life?"
I never thought that Aqua would have the chance to lecture me one day.
But there's no way to refute it.
"…Indeed. We had a hard time back then, but we kept moving forward. But recently, we've been drinking and sleeping…If my old self saw this, what would he say?"
Sato Kazuma also began to reflect on himself.
Aqua put her hands on her hips and said proudly, "Even I am reflecting on this. This warehouse made me notice this."
Satou Kazuma's expression froze. He didn't expect that even the stupid goddess was reflecting on herself. In other words, this matter was really that bad.
"I always feel... very sorry for Senior Kobayashi. It's natural that he would be angry."
"Yes. Without knowing his feelings, we wasted our happiness."
"Okay! Aqua, let's go home. If we apologize sincerely, maybe Senior Kobayashi will forgive us!"
"Ok!"
Aqua also agreed to go back and apologize.
"But this is a rare opportunity. Before I go back——"
"What are you going to do? Nothing's going on here anymore, right?"
"Alright, alright, it's just a small ceremony for our future. So... Jiang Jiang! Here's the half-drunk bottle of bubbly wine I brought with me!"
Aqua held the bubble wine high above her head to show off, like a child who had obtained some secret treasure.
Sato Kazuma said: "That's obvious at a glance. What about this bubble wine?"
“Of course, let’s drink a cup to commemorate this! In order not to forget what happened today, and to say goodbye to who we have been so far, drink with a reflective heart!”
"Now that you mention it, it sounds really good. Good! With this cup, we should go back to being the hard-working people we were before!"
"Yeah! For us at that time...!"
"For those of us who have worked so hard...!"
"Cheers!" X2
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In the mansion, Xiaolin paced back and forth in the hall.
The living room that was made messy by the two idiots had already been cleaned up, but it was already late at night and Sato Kazuma and Aqua still hadn't returned.
Liu Zi, who was standing aside, couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
“Master Kobayashi, please don’t pace around the house like a fussy old woman worried about her child coming home late. If you’re so worried, why not just go find the two adults? Now that things have come to this, you’re not going to say that we have to wait for them to come back and apologize, are you? In my opinion, the destructive power of those two adults is as top-notch as Master Huihui, and they might make big news soon.”
"Ms. Ryuzu... you're not intentionally creating anxiety, are you?"
It cannot be said that the persuasion of the sharp-tongued maid was ineffective, it can only be said that it was useless. Not only did it not make Xiaolin feel relieved, but it made him even more worried.
No, I have to go and see!
Those two problem children might really make big news!
...Thinking this, Kobayashi left home.
Five Visions All-Powerful quickly checked the town and eventually found the two of them in a warehouse on the outskirts of the city.
I didn't expect that they would want to spend the night in the warehouse.
Even if Sato Kazuma and Aqua are 99% wrong, doesn't Kobayashi also have 1% fault? Just forgive them this time and be more generous.
"Sato-kun, Aqua, just now——"
Kobayashi thought so and walked into the warehouse.
“Drink it all in one breath!!!”
"Ahaha! Cheers to my old self!"
"Come on, have another drink, me from yesterday?"
"Bye-ha! That's great!"
In response, two drunken idiots were laughing loudly. ...Is it possible to drink so happily even in a cold and shabby warehouse?
Xiaolin's face turned dark.
"What are you two doing?"
"Hey, Xiaolin, you came just in time. We are just in the process of saying goodbye to our past selves."
"That's right! We are going to be reborn here today... So, have another drink!"
"It's decided! I'm going to do a mission tomorrow! A mission that's better than drinking bubbly!"
"How could there be such a mission?"
"That's it."
“Ahahahaha——” X2
I was totally drunk.
Looking at the two drunken comedians, Kobayashi sighed deeply.
He couldn't hold it in any longer.
"You two guys... do you think I've reflected on myself and worried about this much?!"
The deep voice sobered the two idiots up instantly.
"...Huh? Senior Kobayashi, are you really angry?"
"You, look! We are also reflecting on ourselves—"
"If you want to drink bubbles, just keep drinking here! I don't want to bother with you guys anymore!!!"
Kobayashi said this and turned away.
Sato Kazuma and Aqua looked at each other.
However, the next morning, the two men, unable to bear the cold, sincerely apologized to Kobayashi and returned home.
(End of this chapter)
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