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Chapter 548 Little Girl Aqua

“Waaaaaaa——”

One morning, a childish but extremely shrill scream suddenly came from a suburban mansion, startling the birds standing on the edge of the mansion's roof, and suddenly waking up Xiaolin who was still sleeping.

"Hey! It's so noisy so early in the morning! I just want to go to bed, please be quiet!"

Sato Kazuma pushed open the door angrily and shouted at someone in the corridor.

It was clearly early in the morning, yet he was going to bed.

You are awesome, staying up late and being true.

Xiao Lin also opened the door. "What's the matter? I worked very late yesterday to help Vanir make a plan. Please let me sleep a little longer. If there is anything, can we talk about it in the afternoon? Please."

Liu Zi also spoke from behind him: "The scream just now was very piercing. Could it be that Lady Aqua had a nightmare, or was her bubble wine stolen or something like that?"

The master and servant looked at the other person at the same time.

"Sato-kun, did you drink her bubble wine secretly?"

"No, no, no, no! I didn't drink her bubble wine!"

Sato Kazuma's eyes wandered, and his panicked tone was not convincing at all. He must have secretly drunk the precious bubble wine and thought it was revenge on the stupid goddess.

Really, don’t you get tired of always pitting each other?
Just when Kobayashi thought his guess was correct, Aqua walked out of the room.

"No! I've become like this!"

At this moment, she had tears in her eyes and looked aggrieved, no different from usual... By the way, have her clothes become bigger?

No, she became smaller!

Originally, the circle of Aqua's tied hair reached Kobayashi's chin, but now it only reaches her waist. It seems she has to lower her head!

The silly goddess turned into a little loli!

"Eh——?!!!" X2
Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma exclaimed in unison.

Then, before they could ask what happened, little Aqua hurried out of the mansion. Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma looked at each other and quickly followed.

The destination of the stupid goddess is Wiz's magic tool shop.

"Come out now! You poor lich! The reason why I became like this must be because of the potion you sold me yesterday, there is no doubt about it! Take responsibility for it! Otherwise, I will instigate our team members to get you!"

She kicked the door open and yelled loudly without caring about anything.

How arrogant.

But if you think about it carefully, if it was really Wiz who caused this phenomenon, then it is understandable that the stupid goddess would be angry.

"Please don't do this! It would be terrible if Mr. Banier came back and found the store in a mess."

Wiz rushed out from behind the counter.

Come to think of it, Vanir said he was going to prepare for the dungeon, so did he leave early in the morning?

"I won't make a scene. Calm down, Aqua."

"Can you tell me what happened in detail?"

Kobayashi calmed the weak witch and subdued the crazy stupid goddess, while Sato Kazuma asked the reason. They were both curious about Aqua's current appearance.

"actually--."

Wiz explained the reason.

Yesterday, Aqua saw a bottle of pure blue potion and thought it was very beautiful. Wiz introduced it to her and said it was a new product. If she drank it, her skin would become smooth and tender. The stupid goddess happened to have been drinking it every day after waking up, so she took it away without saying a word.

But everyone knows that the products sold by Wiz all have side effects, and the side effect of that bottle of potion is——

"I see. It's larval form?"

Xiaolin nodded: "Indeed, the skin will never be smoother than during this period."

"By the way, if it was advertised as a drug for rejuvenating the skin, it would probably sell better," Sato Kazuma couldn't help but complain.

Compared to smooth skin, the youthful appearance of obvious age is more attractive.

Wiz hadn't expected it to be sold this way.

"Because I can only become a toddler, I don't think there is any need for it..."

"No, no, no, there must be people in this world who want to go back to their childhood and act like a spoiled brat."

Sato Kazuma has a different opinion, and his vision is usually very accurate.

"It doesn't matter what the topic is! Will I always be like this? What should I do?"

Aqua looked quite frightened.

It's really rare that she would have a day when she feels afraid of herself. Based on Kobayashi's understanding of her, she would probably laugh out loud to show that it doesn't matter, and then drink the bubbles.

But to be honest, Xiaolin is a bit troubled by this stupid goddess. In the past, she was just a problem child, but now she has evolved into a naughty child. Who knows what big news she will make.

"Wiz, how can I change back?"

"Don't worry! Although his physical and mental abilities have returned to those of a child, the effect of the drug only lasts for one day."

The witch told a good news.

Aqua also did what Kobayashi expected: "What? It's okay if you can change back so quickly. Oh, my throat is dry after calming down. I'm going to drink a bubble bar right away!"

She looks like a child on the outside, but she's still a silly goddess on the inside. Although her intelligence has returned to the level of a toddler, it won't affect Aqua's words, after all, her intelligence is about the same as a toddler's.

...Wait, does this mean that Aqua’s intelligence has not increased since she was so young?
Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma looked at each other.

Both of them noticed the pity in each other's eyes.

"Poor Aqua."

"But we can't just leave it alone like this. It's better to take care of it."

"I always have a bad feeling..."

"Yes."

The two looked at each other and sighed in tacit understanding again.

Then they said goodbye to Wiz. Since the effect of the drug only lasted for one day, it was best to stay at home. Going out casually might trigger some strange tasks.

But soon after they walked out of the magic tool shop, Aqua suddenly shouted, "Xiaolin, I'm tired! Carry me, carry me quickly!"

"Huh? We've only been walking for less than 5 minutes."

Sato Kazuma is troubled by little Aqua who is acting like a spoiled child for no reason.

Ryuko said softly, "It seems that Aqua-sama has completely turned into a child. What should we do, Kobayashi-sama? You like being a babysitter anyway, so you won't refuse this request, right?"

"It's unnecessary to say that you like being a babysitter. Really, there's nothing I can do about you... Come on."

Kobayashi rolled his eyes at the maid and then carried Aqua on his back.

very light.

There is a big difference between this and the drunk and stupid goddess who was trapped before. I don’t know what kind of potion that bottle is that can actually reduce a person’s weight to that of a child.

Aqua cheered.

"Thank you, Xiaolin!"

"...Such an innocent smile is really adorable."

This sentence came from Liu Zi's mouth, and it was awkward no matter how she heard it. Shouldn't she be more venomous at this time? For example: Mr. Kobayashi really likes young girls, and he doesn't even let Ms. Aqua go... and so on, and belittled him and Aqua at the same time.

Kobayashi reminded her, "Ryuuzu, your maternal instinct seems to be triggered, but this is Aqua! She is a troublemaker and a bubble-drinking baby who wants to attract attention."

"Why do you say that? I! Pull!"

"It hurts! Stop pulling my hair!"

Aqua pulled Kobayashi's hair, making him grimace in pain.

Sato Kazuma saw this and exclaimed, "Really... a complete naughty kid."

"You agree with me, Master Sato Kazuma."

"Ms. Liu Zi, please stop being so venomous. If you continue, you will pierce my soft heart to pieces."

"Really? I thought Sato Kazuma-sama's heart would be as thick as your face and Axel's walls."

"How is that possible!"

Looking at the noisy little Aqua, Sato Kazuma seemed to realize why the Japanese don't have children anymore. Perhaps in addition to financial pressure, they don't want to take care of naughty children.

Originally, they were planning to return to the mansion and wait for the effect of the medicine to wear off, but with little Aqua constantly acting like a spoiled brat, they had no choice but to come to the Adventurer's Guild.

As soon as Xiaolin came in with little Aqua on his back, there was a cry of surprise from the guild.

Guild Staff: "Wow! How cute! Whose child is this?"

"It's Aqua."

Sato Kazuma answered expressionlessly.

But the other adventurers misunderstood and couldn't help but shout, "That blue-haired sister already has a child this big?! We need to tell everyone about this quickly!"

There was an obvious hint of disappointment in the exclamation.

Does this guy have any other thoughts about Aqua?

Is this true, stupid goddess?

"Stop it." Kobayashi explained before things got serious, "She is Aqua, but she became like this because of the magic tools. Both her age and intelligence have become childish."

Aqua didn't care about that. She yelled again, "Big sister! Bring us some bubble wine!"

"That won't do. Children can't drink."

"Eh? It's actually okay, right?"

"No, it just won't work."

There seems to be something wrong with Sato Kazuma's judgment criteria. Although Aqua is a little girl now, her actual mental age is that of an adult... Wait, since Aqua's intelligence has not changed since she was so young, does that mean she is just a child? Okay, using this as an excuse, I will not let her drink anymore.

I thought the stupid goddess would continue to make a fuss about drinking, but unexpectedly, she became more talkative after turning into a little girl.

"Then let me have something to drink, please~"

Hmm!

I can't resist this cuteness!

I don’t know if it’s because Kobayashi has never seen Aqua as a little girl, he just thinks that the silly goddess who is acting coquettishly towards him is extremely cute.

"Okay! Miss Luna, I want to order! I want fried frog meat!"

"Thank you~ Um... I feel like something is wrong. Anything else?"

Still as greedy as ever.

There's no other way. I'll just satisfy you this time.

"Sorry! Miss Luna, another children's meal! And orange juice, please!"

Soon, Luna came over with food.

Aqua looked at the children's meal and orange juice in front of her and said with some disdain, "Juice or something like that is definitely not to my taste... Huh? It tastes much better than I thought, give me a few more cups!"

I didn't expect that even my taste has become more girlish along with my body.

In this case--

"For dessert, prepare some dessert platters. And we should also prepare extra toys, and more..."

He decided to satisfy Aqua once and for all.

If you can pay some money to make the stupid goddess quiet down, it would undoubtedly be a good deal.

Sato Kazuma snorted, "Senior Kobayashi, don't spoil her too much. Even if she looks cute——"

"I don't want the spoiled original NEET Kazuma-san to say something like that~"

"Ugh! You actually said something like that! Let me show you how powerful an adult is!!"

Sato Kazuma and Makoto, who were hit in the sore spot, became angry and started to fight with little Aqua.

This scumbag not only believes in equality between men and women, but also between the young and the old. If he encounters version T0, he will definitely slap the other party in the face without any hesitation.

"Forget it."

Kobayashi held down the irritable Sato Kazuma and said, "This is just something a child would say. Don't be so angry."

It was no different from "She's still young, don't mind it." As expected, Satou Kazuma was upset: "So, her inner self is just Aqua..."

“Mr. Kazuma, I’m so free.” Little Aqua made another unreasonable request: “Come on, lift me up high!”

"But, I refuse!"

"Why? I want to try it!"

"Because I'm a spoiled person, my wrists are weak, and you might fall down. I don't want to spend money on treatment, so forget it!"

The scumbag Kazuma would never pamper Aqua.

If it was any other little girl, he would definitely lift her up without saying a word, but it was absolutely impossible for him to do so with Aqua. His self-esteem would not allow him to do that.

However, unexpectedly, Aqua started crying.

“Wuwaaaaa…! Kazuma is bullying me!”

"Don't cry like this!"

Sato Kazuma looked around in fear, fearing that others would misunderstand that he was persecuting young girls. With the extremely bad reputation he had created in Axel, he might be thrown into jail.

"Sato-kun, is there anyone around?"

"It's okay to play around a little. Or is it that Satou Kazuma-sama is too shy to touch Aqua-sama? I didn't expect you to be so timid. You really are a loser."

"Wow wow wow~ Kazuma is such a loser!"

Aqua's cries became louder and louder.

"Wait... Miss Liu Zi?! Okay, okay, I get it. Just lift it up high, I'll do it!"

Sato Kazuma was in deep pain but couldn't express it in words.

Under the pressure of possible social death, he finally succumbed to little Aqua's cries.

“Lift it up high! Lift it up high! Lift it up high!”

He smiled and lifted Aqua up.

Just when he thought he could get away with it quickly, he didn't expect——

"Look, look! Sato Kazuma is taking advantage of Miss Aqua's transformation into a little girl to bully her!"

"That's too much! She actually did it in front of everyone in the guild. Miss Aqua must be extremely ashamed now."

"As expected of the scumbag Kazuma, he easily did what we couldn't do!"

"Alright, I'll admit it. As far as devils go, I, Dust, am willing to call you the strongest Axel!"

So, it’s not what you think!
Sato Kazuma's aggrieved and sad face formed a sharp contrast with little Aqua's cheerful smiling face.

(End of this chapter)