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Chapter 550: Give Her Royal Highness the Princess a Little Shock to the Problem Child

Suburban mansion.

"Ahhh~ How boring!"

Sato Kazuma lay on the sofa in the living room, complaining like a good-for-nothing otaku.

Darkness asked in surprise, “What’s wrong, Kazuma? According to what happened the other day, shouldn’t you be tasting food in the town’s restaurants and making meaningless comments?”

She had returned to the mansion a week ago.

The reason is that the hometown is really not suitable for heat resistance training, which made the head of the Dustinis family weak and sick.

When Xiaolin heard the news, he thought something was wrong. After all, Eldap had been arrested, and no one should want to persecute the head of the Dustinis family. For this reason, Xiaolin took Aqua to visit. As a result, Darkness's father was dehydrated by the heat and fell into a weak state.

This perverted knight has gone too far.

But it still makes sense, as Darkness won the Axel Heat Resistance Contest for three consecutive years, becoming the most heat-resistant person in the town.

That's why Sato Kazuma felt bored after the competition was over.

"I said, Lady Knight Seqin, show me your self-generation."

“Kazuma, this is sexual harassment! What’s wrong with you? You’re not right now!”

"I think he has nothing to do."

Huihui, who was playing chess in the living room, said something, then picked up the chess piece and dropped it heavily on the board.

“——General! Hehehe, Youyou, I’ve cornered you. Just accept your fate!”

“Then… Checkmate, Megumin.”

Youyou gently pushed the chess piece forward one square.

Huihui’s eyes widened instantly. “What…! They switched offense and defense in an instant, and forced me into a dead end! Youyou, you’ve grown up. Then, watch my ultimate move! Explanation!”

“Waaaaaah! Megumin! Stop cheating just because you can’t win! That’s enough! We’re about to lose all our chess pieces!”

Youyou lay on the ground picking up chess pieces.

The exaggerated roundness of her breasts made Xiaolin's eyes light up. They both looked very happy.

"Oh, boring."

Sato Kazuma sighed.

what? !

Even Xiao Lin was shocked. With his understanding of scum, he would have stared at her with eyes shining, but now she was like a saint... no, it would be more appropriate to say that she was boring. Xiao Lin's response to this was -

"Aqua, hurry up and treat Sato-kun!"

"Okay, here we come!"

Aqua uses healing magic.

"——Flowers, birds, wind and moon!"

"Puah! Hey, idiot Aqua! What are you doing!?"

"Treatment."

"Who uses performing magic for healing?"

Aqua's matter-of-fact answer made Sato Kazuma very angry, but he didn't expect the other party to answer like this -

“I saw that you were unhappy, Kazuma, so I thought of using performing magic to please you. Is that wrong?”

"Of course I did something wrong!"

“What are you doing! I’m really concerned about you, but you don’t appreciate it! Idiot Kazuma! Good-for-nothing Kazuma! Deadbeat Kazuma!”

"Hey you……"

There was clear stupidity in the eyes of the stupid goddess, and Sato Kazuma couldn't understand why it became his problem in the end.

"Ahhh, this is so boring!"

Just as Huihui said, he was indeed feeling bored. He was indeed very happy having just received the bounty for being a cadre of the Demon King's Army. He was hanging out with his friends, going to the succubus shop all day, tasting delicious food and pretending to review it. He was living the life he had always dreamed of.

But no matter how much you enjoy it, you will get bored. The life of rich people is so plain and boring.

"…It's better not to come back at all."

Sato Kazuma muttered.

This guy must be feeling great in Wangdu.

It is true that he fought against the Demon King's army together with the Knights and Adventurers in the capital, made other friends, and even broke into the palace at night to do something big, but he would not have forgotten the hostility of the nobles and Kureya.

"I think he just can't bear to leave Her Royal Highness the Princess."

Huihui said it all.

Sato Kazuma jumped up instantly and shouted, "What's wrong with Alice! She is an orthodox and beautiful girl, much better than you problem children!"

"Um...what happened to me?"

Behind me, I heard the soft voice of a young girl.

He quickly turned his head and saw a blonde princess appear in the Axel mansion, with a slowly dissipating purple magic circle under her feet.

"——Alice (Your Highness)?!" xN
Everyone exclaimed.

"Long time no see. I couldn't stand the loneliness any more, so I invited you guys to come play... Is that not okay?"

The blonde girl looked at them anxiously.

How could one possibly refuse such a lovely being?

"Of course it's no problem, Alice!" Sato Kazuma walked up to her pretentiously, knelt on one knee and extended his hand to the blonde girl: "Welcome, my princess."

what--

It was too greasy, and the others looked disgusted.

Sato Kazuma looked behind the blonde girl and asked curiously, "I say, aren't the two guards, Kureya and Rain, here? And how did Alice get here?"

It is really hard to imagine that the perverted female guard who has improper thoughts about Her Royal Highness the Princess would allow Alice to travel alone.

But when he saw the magic tool in Alice's hand - a small Bagua disc, he immediately understood.

"Is it the Dimensional Array?! Senior Krillin, did you give the Teigu to Alice?! I begged you so many times!"

"After all, if Sato-kun gets his hands on it, he'll definitely do something bad. I certainly can't give it to you."

Given the scumbag Kazuma's personality, he would definitely use the dimensional matrix frequently, and the coordinate point must be the women's bathhouse without a doubt.

"As for Alice...I have always been worried about her safety, so I gave her the Dimension Matrix."

This is the gift Kobayashi left for her.

Alice is a swordsman by profession and cannot learn the skill of teleportation, so I gave it to her thinking that if something unexpected happened, she could at least escape.

I thought Alice would dislike the shape of the dimensional array and would not match it, but Alice said that it was a gift from Kobayashi so she took it very seriously, and thus it became a perfect match.

"So... Alice is?"

"Yes, I ran away secretly...I'm sorry."

Alice lowered her head.

It seems that she also knows that it is wrong to sneak out without telling Kureya and Rain, and now she is worried that Xiaolin and the others will not accept her. Especially after this incident, Kureya will definitely be angry and may even punish Alice. Xiaolin will naturally not drive away such a little loli with such awareness.

"It's okay, Alice. I will protect you."

"elder brother."

"Yes, I will protect you too."

"Thank you, Brother-sama."

Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma tried to comfort the princess, who was afraid of being deported, and made her smile.

“I say, Darkness, aren’t you going to say anything in this situation?”

“…I have a lot to say, but since it’s already like this, there’s no need to say anything that would upset Her Highness Alice. Of course, if she’s in danger, I’ll protect her even if it means sacrificing my own life!”

"Now that you say so."

“Meihui, you actually want to plead for Alice-sama too, right?”

"Varied……!"

"You can tell by the look on your face."

Darkness exposed Huihui’s true thoughts, and no matter how the little loli denied it, she didn’t believe it.

Aqua said that she didn't care about Alice's arrival. She just ate and drank like a fool every day. Yunyun was quite happy. She and Alice had become good friends in the capital and welcomed her arrival.

and--

"Kazuma's mood got really high when Alice showed up."

"Of course! Unlike you, Alice is a legitimate beautiful girl character!"

Sato and Mari naturally said things to lower the favorability of Aqua and others, but when they thought about the fact that he was such a scumbag, they felt relieved.

"Is Alice coming to play with us today?"

"Yes, my brother."

"Then let me take you to see the special features of Axel! It is a highly praised item and will surely satisfy you, Alice!"

He patted his chest with confidence.

No, I'm starting to worry.

If we talk about the characteristics of Axel, there is only one - that is the Succubus Shop.

But if they took the princess to the succubus shop, not to mention whether Alice would be angry, if that violent female guard knew, she would definitely tear them to pieces!
I can already imagine the devilish face of the female guard.

Xiaolin took him to a corner and whispered, "Sato-kun, where do you want to take Alice? If you dare to say it's the Succubus Shop, then I'll have to consider whether I should bear the pain and humanely destroy you. So please think carefully before you speak next."

"Bear the pain...Should I say thank you?"

Sato Kazuma couldn't help but complain, then he explained loudly: "No, it's a misunderstanding! Alice is only 12 years old now, how could I take her to that kind of place! Besides, I always feel something is wrong when taking a woman to a succubus shop!"

No, no, no, women with that kind of inclination might be happy to go to a succubus shop, like a certain perverted female guard.

"really?"

"It's true! Please trust me a little more, Senior Kobayashi!"

“Listen carefully, Kazuma. If you dare to turn the princess into a lesbian, I will turn you into a lesbian too.”

"Don't say such horrible things!"

Kobayashi doesn't believe him, he is such a scumbag and his true nature is unbelievable.

"I plan to take Alice to defeat the giant toad, that's all."

"……Eh?"

"Look. The monsters in the capital are all high-level, right? Where else can you see low-level monsters like giant toads except in the novice town of Axel? So, I want to take her to defeat the giant toad."

Sato Kazuma is right.

Most of the Demon King's army in the royal capital are powerful monsters, so there is a hard requirement that the level must be above level 30. Monsters like giant toads, which are rubbish among rubbish, are really rare except in the Axel Novice Village.

Xiaolin never expected that one day he would encounter a top rich second-generation who had never eaten at a roadside stall.

"...Sato-kun, you didn't let Alice get swallowed by giant toads and covered in slime, nor did you think of spying on them while they were cleaning their bodies, right?"

"What are you talking about, Senior Kobayashi? How could a righteous boy like me do something like peeping?"

"Hey, why didn't you dare look at me when you said that? Turn your head around!"

I didn't expect that Sato Kazuma has also learned his lesson.

Kobayashi's mind-reading ability requires him to look directly into the other person's eyes and face, and read what the other person is thinking through their micro-expressions, so as long as his face is not seen, his mind cannot be read.

But now, his attempt to cover up his mistake has completely exposed his dirty thoughts.

"You guy..."

Even Xiao Lin was helpless.

Turning to look at Alice, Her Royal Highness the Princess was playing chess with Huihui and Youyou.

“Listen to me, Huihui. You need to step back now.”

“What are you talking about, Youyou! Do you want me, one of the greatest magicians of the Crimson Demon Clan, to back down here? No way, watch me!”

"General."

"How, how could it be!"

“I told you to take a step back, Huihui!”

Alice, who could easily beat Kobayashi in chess, couldn't possibly lose to Huihui and Youyou, so the winner was decided in less than ten minutes. Not only was Alice outnumbered, but she also won with an absolute advantage... It should have been like this, but Huihui used her famous skill - flipping the table, and forcibly disrupted the chess game and turned it into a draw.

How tasteless.

If this continues, who will play chess with her?
Alice obviously didn't expect this to happen. She was frightened by Huihui's sudden attack and thought she had done something wrong. But when Huihui said that the game could only be considered a draw due to force majeure and asked for another game, she realized that Huihui was the type of person who couldn't afford to lose.

Fortunately, she was already used to such people - Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma, so she readily agreed to play another game with Huihui.

At this time, Sato Kazuma came over.

"Alice, it's so boring to play chess here all the time. We finally got a day off. Why don't I take you on a mission?"

His smile was full of vulgarity. For some reason, I could see the ugly face of the weird uncle who tricked the little girl to see the goldfish.

Alice looked at Huihui with some hesitation.

"An adventure mission? I really want to go..."

"Let's go! Let's go on a mission!"

The little girl swung her cloak.

She had already realized that she couldn't win at chess even with Youyou, so she decided not to play anymore... Although she seemed to be sympathizing with Alice, the simple-minded princess was still deeply moved.

Then they decided to go on a mission.

----

"It's said to be Axel's most unique mission. I wondered what Kazuma was talking about, but it turns out to be about defeating a giant toad."

"Really? We are already famous adventurers, but we still have to do such low-level tasks."

“I don’t understand what Kazuma is thinking.”

"Don't, don't say that. In fact, the giant toad is quite powerful. If we are not careful, we might all be wiped out."

"Huh? How is that possible! Just wait and see. My explosion magic will easily take care of a mere giant toad!"

Following the team members' heroic words, the group walked towards the suburbs in a high-spirited and vigorous manner.

Then--

"Xiao Lin Xiao Lin, please come and save me, I'm about to be swallowed up."

“Waaaaaah! You actually made me, a goddess, so embarrassed. Look at my Divine Light Fist—Ahh!”

"Great! Slime, great!"

“Mei, Huihui, wait a minute, I’m here to save you, ahhhh!”

The four women in the team were all tied up by the giant toad's tongue. When had the innocent Alice seen such a scene before? She hid behind Xiaolin, looking like she didn't dare to watch but wanted to.

"Brother..."

“See, Alice? This is what I meant by Axel’s characteristic! Ahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha—”

Sato Kazuma was laughing wildly like a hopeless scum.

(End of this chapter)