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Chapter 551 Everyone is here
"Brother, what on earth is this..."

“This is reality.”

"It must be some special magic, or maybe I'm hallucinating or something! I didn't expect that the lowest-level giant toads have such special abilities. It's really eye-opening. Ah, I understand. Miss Aqua and the others must have done this to eliminate my fear and alienation and make me realize that the lowest-level monsters are also powerful. I'm so touched."

"Admit it, Alice, this is reality."

how come!
Should we say it is the collapse of faith, or the disillusionment.

Anyway, the high priest who assisted the Knights and adventurers in pushing back the Demon King's army without causing any harm to anyone turned out to be Aqua, who was covered in slime and crying;
The great mage who had won the MVP award by defeating the Demon King's army in the final battle was actually completely exhausted after one shot;

Youyou, who was observing the situation and saving the wounded at every critical moment, was tied up by the giant toad's tongue and could not move:

Lalatina, who seemed steady and dignified with the demeanor of a noble lady, turned out to be a pervert who liked to be toyed with tentacles!
Alice covered her face in denial.

But her open fingers kept staring at the still gasping Lalatina, as if she wanted to imprint her embarrassing appearance firmly in her mind.

"I understand you, Alice."

Sato Kazuma put his hand on the blonde girl's shoulder, and said with a look of sorrow, as if he had seen a beautiful idol who had gone bankrupt.

"The idols who appear to be glamorous on the surface are actually like this in private. If it is called a cute contrast, it would be fine, but these guys can't really be called a contrast, they are real perverts. So, you have to bless them with a tolerant heart, and never look down on them... Even if you have that kind of thought, you can't express it to their faces."

This scumbag...

It was clearly him who made the team members look bad on purpose, but now he is pretending to be a good guy. How shameless he is.

Originally, Kobayashi wanted to use this opportunity to enlighten Alice, telling her that she didn't have to act like a good girl all the time, and that she could relax a little with her close friends... but Axel's characteristics made it impossible for him to say anything, and no matter what he said, it all sounded awkward.

Sighed deeply.

"That's enough, Sato-kun, stop chatting. Hurry up and rescue them, or else something serious will happen."

Then he pulled Aqua and the others out of the giant toad's mouth.

On the way back, Aqua couldn't stop crying. Because she was rich, the stupid goddess hadn't been swallowed by a giant toad for a long time. This time, she was reminded of the fear of being dominated by the fishy slime.

Huihui, on the other hand, looked calm as she was carried on Yunyun's back. She always had her magic power and physical strength exhausted by the explosion magic, and she always had to face various situations. She had already become a seasoned warrior.

Darkness tried desperately to explain to Alice, but her face was filled with the afterglow of satisfaction, and it was not convincing at all.

Come to the Adventurer's Guild.

The bounty for the four giant toads is 2 Eris, which is not even enough for their dinner money today. After all, they are the lowest level monsters, so it is expected that the bounty is not high. But Alice could never have imagined that she could make Aqua and the others so embarrassed!

"Ahhh, it's so sticky! I say, Xiaolin! Go back quickly, I want to take a bath!"

Aqua complained loudly.

The silly goddess returned to normal after crying for a while, which has a lot to do with her personality.

"That's right. I feel uncomfortable too."

“…Me too, but most of the mucus on my body is from Megumin.”

"What did you say!"

“No, don’t put it on anymore, Megumin!”

The two Red Demon girls were having a wonderful and in-depth conversation on the street as if no one was around. The sparkling liquid rubbed between them and splashed everywhere, reflecting a light with a special smell under the setting sun.

If you are someone with special fetishes, you will definitely enjoy it now.

Darkness also pulled at her armor and said, “Yeah, I don’t feel well either. Lady Alice, if you don’t mind, please take a shower with us.”

"……Eh?"

"You're welcome. Although it's not as spacious as the palace, the bathroom in the mansion can still accommodate several people, because companions often get themselves into trouble because of adventures. Of course, if Her Highness Alice doesn't want to join us..."

"No, please let me come with you!"

Alice clenched her hands tightly, as if she had made up her mind. I knew she was very attached to Darkness, but I didn’t expect her to not even object to taking a bath together.

Return to the mansion.

The two people who were not stained by the slime sat in the living room. Kobayashi looked at the scum sitting opposite him with amusement.

Originally, Sato Kazuma wanted to make an excuse to slip away, but Kobayashi saw through his trick and threatened him, "If you go to peek, I will make him never be able to take a bath with girls."

When Sato Kazuma heard this, he was quite excited at first, but after thinking about it, he quickly realized what it was, so he covered his vitals and dared not act rashly again.

This guy has the intention but not the courage to do something evil, so he is easy to control.

"Senior Xiaolin..."

"What's wrong, Sato-kun? If you dare to say "I can eat three bowls of rice while listening to the sound of a girl's shower", I will castrate you humanely without hesitation."

"What the hell is humane castration? And who do you think I am?"

"Scumbag, what's wrong?"

"Uh!"

Sato Kazuma was choked and speechless, but after a moment of silence, he spoke again as usual, and one couldn't help but sigh that his face was as thick as a city wall.

"Senior Kobayashi, I want to ask what should I do if that perverted female guard who has improper thoughts about Alice comes to see me?"

“Kureya…”

After the laughter and joy, it is time to consider the next problem.

In any case, Alice secretly ran away from the palace without telling anyone else. Today, Kobayashi found out through indirect clues that she left in a hurry without even leaving any letters.

——The Princess Who Suddenly Disappeared
If this matter were to get out, it would definitely cause an uproar in the royal capital, and might even undermine the self-confidence of the Knights and adventurers, after all, Her Royal Highness the Princess disappeared right under their noses.

"Well..."

"Mr. Kobayashi! Is Mr. Kobayashi at home?"

There was a shout from outside the door.

Before the two people in the living room could react, the door of the mansion was pushed open violently, and two familiar princess guards came into view.

At this moment, Kureya's expression was extremely serious, enough for anyone to see at a glance that something big had happened.

The female guard said to the two people on the sofa: "Mr. Xiaolin! I am now issuing you a commission as a royal family member. Sorry, according to the kingdom's laws on adventurers, you have no right to refuse!"

Perhaps realizing that her predecessor's attitude was too tough, the female mage Lei Yin took the initiative to ease the atmosphere and give an explanation.

"In fact, Her Highness Alice has disappeared. No one has found Her Highness in the palace or the capital, and the maids and housekeepers in the palace said they had not seen Her Highness Alice. It is initially believed that the Demon King's Army did this, but it is also possible that it was revenge by the silver-haired thief. In order not to make this incident public and cause unrest, we have to ask for help from someone we can trust. In addition, Lord Mitsurugi Hibiki has already gone to investigate the Demon King's Army."

"Damn thief, I thought he was a strong man, but he actually dared to kidnap the princess. Doesn't he know that kidnapping a princess is a capital crime for subverting the kingdom?"

"Senior, don't get excited. It might not be that thief."

"...Rain, you are right. Then whoever it is, let me know that Princess Alice is in his house...death penalty!"

The female guard, who was not from the Crimson Demon Clan, had eyes that glowed a terrifying red.

"Sato-kun, you're sweating."

"You've got it wrong, Senior Kobayashi. This is juice."

The scumbag Kazuma, who was sitting on the sofa, was already trembling with fear and sweating profusely. Judging from his premonition, no matter what he said, he would be accused of subverting the kingdom in the end. Sometimes he also doubted whether he was really lucky.

"So, Mr. Xiaolin, the most urgent thing now is to find Her Royal Highness the Princess... Her Royal Highness the Princess?!"

"Good evening, Kureya."

When the female guard raised her head, she saw the beautiful princess emerging from the water.

This is how the master and servant met.

Sato Kazuma's face suddenly changed. He was still thinking about dealing with the perverted female guard, and then letting Alice take the opportunity to use the dimensional array to return to the palace. He could resolve the crisis by just finding an excuse.

But this timing is too coincidental!

Kureya looked at the calm man on the sofa and asked, "Master Kobayashi, what is going on?"

“Wait, Claire! It’s not my brother’s fault. It’s me…I was willful and ran away secretly, so, so…”

"Your Highness Alice! Please be conscious as a member of the royal family! You sneaked away without leaving any information, causing chaos in the palace and even the capital. This is really wrong!"

"Yes, I'm sorry..."

"The most important thing is that you actually took a bath with them! This kind of thing...even I have never done it before! Even I have never done it before!"

You said it twice?
How much resentment is there!
Compared to the latter, the fact that Her Royal Highness the Princess sneaked out of the palace seemed unimportant.

So Xiaolin said to the dumbfounded blonde girl, "Alice, Miss Kureya has been looking for you all day and is already exhausted. Why don't you help her clean up?"

"……Eh?"

Kureya was stunned.

Alice was very smart. She understood Kobayashi's intention immediately, so she took the initiative to invite him, "Kureya, take a bath with me. Or... you don't want to?"

"Your Highness Alice... Let's go! Let's go now! Let's go!"

After a brief silence, the perverted female guard impatiently pushed the princess's thin back.

How much does she like Alice?
Then the two of them ran to the bathroom happily. Sato Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. It seemed that now he would not be charged with subverting the kingdom.

Rain was curious about how the princess left the palace and came to the remote novice town of Axel. She was very surprised to learn that Kobayashi gave Alice a magic item that could teleport unlimitedly.

To some extent, the dimensional matrix is ​​already a divine artifact.

You know, teleportation magic can only set three coordinate points and requires a long preparation time, but the dimensional array can ignore the number of times, distance, and preparation time. Even though it has the disadvantage of consuming huge energy, the royal family is not short of those resources.

For this, the female magician would like to express her sincerest gratitude.

Soon, Kureya appeared in front of everyone again. Her smooth face and comfortable and obscene smile showed that she was very happy just now.

It was heartbreaking to sell Alice to save myself, but it was all worth it in order not to be considered a criminal who kidnapped Her Royal Highness the Princess.

“Kureya, what you just said…”

"Ahem. Mr. Xiaolin, I was reckless this time. I'm extremely sorry for not informing you in advance."

This guy calmly took the blame on himself, but he couldn't blame her because of Alice.

"It doesn't matter. It's fine as long as the misunderstanding is resolved."

"That is to say, as long as Alice is safe and sound, that's all that matters, right?"

Sato Kazuma is crazy about flattery.

He was really afraid of being thrown into jail.

Darkness also said, “Ms. Kureya, it’s dinner time now. Why don’t you have dinner before going back?”

"Sir Dustinis, this is not necessary... No, I'll bother you for a while." Kureya obviously wanted to go back quickly, but when she saw Alice's cute pleading expression, her heart softened.

The dinner was sumptuous.

But that was only for Krillin and the others, because it was made by Darkness. Alice ate it with gusto, but Kureya was a little disgusted.

"You actually used these things to entertain Her Royal Highness the Princess... Never mind. After all, it was our fault for not informing you in advance."

"Kureya, tonight I want to..."

"Your Highness Alice, let's go back after dinner. This is a backward countryside with nothing new to offer. It's far from the capital."

"Yes, I understand."

The female guard seemed to guess that Alice wanted to stay overnight, so she took the initiative to stop the willful princess' request.

Maybe he was irritated by Alice's dejected look, but Sato Kazuma slammed the table and shouted, "How dare you say Axel has no special features? What you don't know is that I took Alice to see the special features today!"

Kureya was a little angry at the rude questioning of the man who yelled at her, but the characteristic at the end made her a little concerned. When she saw Alice's blushing cheeks, she became extremely excited.

"What on earth did you show Her Highness Alice?!"

"Eh? Uh, well..."

No, I can’t say that!

You can't tell her that you brought Alice to watch the girls in the team make a fool of themselves, right?

Sato Kazuma didn't expect that in his momentary excitement, he would actually get himself into trouble. He stammered and couldn't say anything, which annoyed Kureya.

"You bastard...I will kill you!"

"Wait, wait! It's not something weird! Oh, by the way, since you want to see it too, let's go together later! It's in the warehouse outside the city!"

"storehouse?!"

Kureya was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xiaolin. To be more precise, it was the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon between his legs.

Not only her, Alice and Rain also looked over subconsciously, and their cheeks were red, obviously thinking of something unspeakable.

The female guard was shaking with anger. She lowered her head, her long golden hair covering her forehead, so her expression could not be seen clearly, but the thick black mist emanating from her body showed that she was very angry.

"How dare you let Her Royal Highness see that kind of thing... You are so brave!"

"W-what?"

"No point in talking any more, death penalty!"

"Why?!!!"

Sato Kazuma, who was confused, was chased and hacked by the female guard, who made a shrill and sharp sound at the same time, which scared passers-by.

A reader said he wanted to add Alice, and here she is. The next chapter should get to the point.

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