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Chapter 826 The Last Daily Life 6
"Hehehe, buy things, buy things..."

"Now that I've received the reward for the mission, let's be a little extravagant today!"

"Okay, okay!"

Hearing what Xiaolin said, Aqua cheered loudly. The two of them had done a difficult task today and received a generous reward. With the idea that money is earned by the bastards, they planned to have something delicious to eat in the evening.

As the two were walking hand in hand on the streets of Axel, they suddenly saw a rather troublesome person. She was constantly persuading others to join the Axis Church.

That’s right, this person is the beautiful priestess Cecily, a static beauty like Aqua, but as soon as she opens her mouth, it’s clear that she has a mental problem.

Cecily shouted to the passersby, “Adventurer over there! You looked like you wanted to join the Axis Cult and you looked in my direction, didn’t you!?”

"No, no, no, I wasn't looking!" The adventurer whose wrist was grabbed was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He kept shaking Cecily's arm off, but he couldn't get it free. This girl was too strong.

“…I mean, what kind of expression is that? Sorry, if it’s about preaching, I’m not interested.”

"...I see. So what you mean is that if you want me to join the church, I have to pay a corresponding price, right?"

"No, I didn't say that!"

The adventurer looked at Cecily, who was overly self-conscious, with a bad face. This guy held him for no apparent reason and said inexplicable words, which really gave him a headache and made him impatient. But this guy was also ridiculously strong and would not let him leave.

Cecily smiled contemptuously. She seemed to have guessed what the adventurer was thinking. She snorted and said, "I really can't help it. If it's just a meal, I'm willing to accompany you. But in exchange, please fill out the application form for joining the church, and then treat me to pasta! Extra!"

"Isn't it of no benefit to me at all!?"

"Ah, wait, wait a minute!"

Veins popped out on the adventurer's forehead. He shook off Cecily's wrist with force, then turned and left without looking back. Even though Cecily kept adding benefits to him, she did not keep this man.

"...I say, Aqua." Kobayashi curled his lips and said to the stupid goddess beside him, "Your followers are causing trouble for people on the street again..."

"Oh, isn't that Cecily?" Aqua seemed to have just seen her, but she was not angry at all and said with satisfaction: "She was also very active in preaching today. She did a good job. She should be rewarded and praised."

Forgot, this girl who claims to be a goddess will not discipline her believers. No, it is better to say that not only will she not discipline them, but she will encourage their arrogance and even teach them some tricks to persuade them to join the religion when there is no other way.

Xiao Lin held his forehead and sighed, "Really? None of the Axis believers are good..."

"What are you talking about, Xiaolin!" Aqua pouted unhappily and said loudly, "Isn't she a great believer? She is so active in preaching and recruiting people to join the church. Doesn't it mean that she is actually very pious?"

“…I see. Is the problem with the object of her faith?” Kobayashi nodded thoughtfully. Yes, if Cecily believed in Eris, she would definitely be rejected by others. No, in the final analysis, if the object of faith was Eris, she would not allow her believers to do such a thing.

However, Aqua didn't hear Kobayashi's sarcasm at all. Instead, she was happy that Cecily was so dedicated and responsible. She said to Kobayashi, "It's time for me, as a goddess, to personally assist her. So, I'm sorry, I have to trouble you to buy the ingredients for dinner by yourself."

“Wait a minute!” Xiao Lin shouted at the stupid goddess who was about to go and persuade people to join the cult with Cecily without even turning back, “Don’t leave the work to others. How willful are you——”

"I say, Cecily! This goddess Aqua is here to help you preach!"

However, this guy didn't even listen, and he left Xiaolin behind and went with Cecily to recruit people to the church.

When Cecily saw her, there was obvious joy on her face, "Lady Aqua!? That's great, with you joining, the others will surely bow down to their admiration for you! If you personally persuade them, they will surely be moved and join the sect!"

As one of the few beautiful priestesses who knows Aqua's true identity, Cecily's admiration for Aqua is top-notch. Kobayashi has actually been asking them not to meet to prevent these two from making big news, but now it seems that such a situation cannot be avoided.

Aqua happily began to recruit people to join the church. She waved the application form for joining the Axis Church in her hand and shouted to passers-by: "Come on! Don't miss it if you pass by! The Axis Church is currently recruiting members. If you join now, you will get laundry detergent and a pot for free!"

I don't understand what the laundry detergent and the pot have to do with each other. Can these two things be used together? However, Cecily on the side suddenly screamed in surprise, as if it was a great favor and benefit, with an expression of surprise that was completely invisible on her face.

"What did you say? If you miss this opportunity, you will miss it for the rest of your life!"

"I was originally a poor guy, but after joining the Axis Church, I became a millionaire. Even my height has become taller." "Since joining the Axis Church, I have become very popular with the opposite sex. I have kept this a secret from my friends (laughs)!" "I was skeptical at first, but since I prayed for more than 30 minutes every day, my school test scores have become better and better. The Axis Church is really great--!"

Aqua kept changing her voice. It was really confusing to see this guy using the talent he learned.

Isn't this cheating?
Cecily was not embarrassed at all. She shouted to the passers-by: "All of the above are the feelings of believers after joining the church! The application form is here. If you want to join the church, please sign it quickly! Don't miss the opportunity!"

This method of persuasion is really too low.

“Wait, that lady over there!” Aqua stopped a passerby and looked the older sister up and down, saying, “You look like a follower of Eris, right?”

"Yes, yes, I am a believer of the Church of Eris... How do you know that?" The older sister was a bit soft-hearted, and said timidly in a low voice. However, Aqua was a very strong person, and she said to herself, "Of course I know, because you wear breast pads, right? I guess you feel inferior compared to your peers, right? When you were in the Church of Eris, were you also bullied because of your breasts?"

"No, that's not the case—"

The older sister of the Eris Church took a small step back in resistance, but Aqua interrupted her forcefully as if to sympathize with her.

"It's okay, no need to say more!"

"Eh?"

“There is only one way for you to be saved! That is... to convert to Axis! Among the teachings of Axis, there is a doctrine called ‘Love your flat chest!’ I believe everyone will accept you even though you have flat chest!”

“Please, please don’t keep saying things like flat-chested, flat-chested, etc.! That’s really rude.”

The elder sister of the Eris Church was a little unhappy. She was about to cry because she felt wronged. After all, her breasts were small, so she must be very concerned. However, Aqua was careless and heartless. She said it bluntly without any intention of caring for the elder sister, which reduced her favorability to the lowest level.

"And I have no intention of converting to another religion at all!"

“Do you feel guilty towards Eris? It’s okay. Eris is very generous and won’t be angry about this. Not only that, she might even cry happily and say, ‘I’m glad I could help Aqua-senpai!’”

"Just say I didn't want—"

However, without giving the Eris elder sister a chance to speak, Aqua shoved the Axis Church application form in her face.

"The application form is ready. Come, sign your name here immediately. It's easy, right?"

"Lady Aqua..."

Even Cecily looked at Aqua in amazement, and then her face was filled with great excitement and joy. She said excitedly and admiringly: "What an aggressive preaching! It's really outstanding!"

“Come on, hurry up!” Aqua kept urging. She didn’t look like a goddess at all, but rather a devil who wanted to persuade others to fall. “Have you forgotten your name? Or is this alone not enough to impress you? Then, I’ll give you this bottle of laundry detergent! Accept it with gratitude! I’m only telling you this… Actually, this laundry detergent can be drunk!”

"Um...please listen to what others are saying--"

"Hurry up! If you don't hurry up, happiness will run away! Come on, what do you think!?"

"I'm sorry! I appreciate it!"

Perhaps she was too forceful. The older sister from the Eris Cult was frightened and screamed. She ran away without looking back. Even when others called her, she had no intention of stopping.

"…What? There's no need to run away."

Aqua pouted unhappily. She felt that everything she had just done was in vain, so naturally she was not happy.

Cecily sighed helplessly and said, "For some reason, the reputation of the Axis Church in this town is not very good. And no matter what you say, as long as you say you are an Axis believer, people will stay away from you. It's a headache."

"Yeah, what's going on?"

Don’t these two guys have any self-awareness at all? Don’t they really know what they have done? If the Axis cultists hadn’t always been so abstract, they wouldn’t have become like this!

“That’s right!” Cecily clapped her hands and said excitedly, “Then let’s go and make the reputation of the Eris Church worse! This is what they call if the mountain doesn’t move, the road will move!”

"What a great idea! Well, without further ado, let's go now!"

"Yes!"

So Aqua and Cecily rushed to the church of Eris Church and caused trouble for others. Of course, they would not stop them, because that would make others think they were bad guys and they might be caught by the security guards. Their method was also relatively simple -

"Give up your belief in crab legs, or everyone will have stomach problems tomorrow."

“If you don’t want to get an upset stomach, convert to Axis and give snacks to the blue-haired pretty girl in the guild tavern!”

Aqua wrote furiously.

That's right, all she had to do was post flyers. As long as they were posted, others would know and their goal would be achieved... Only Aqua could do such an idiotic thing.

“…Very good, is my writing good?” Aqua looked at the flyers in her hand with pride, then looked at the outer wall of the Eris Church. “Then all we have to do is post these on the walls of the Eris Church…”

"Ah! Please let me do that job!" Cecily volunteered. She said excitedly, "I'm very good at posting and running! So, it's right to let me do this job!"

“Then I’ll leave it to you.” Aqua handed Cecily a flyer filled with bad words about the Eris Church. She said passionately, “Let’s work together for the future of the Axis Church!”

“Yes! For the future of Akusis!” Cecily first accepted the flyer that Aqua handed to her with a smile on her face. Then, she looked at the church of Eris with dangerous eyes and growled, “Ohhhh! Wait for me, Eris believers!”

She looked so savage and ferocious, as if the Eris Cult and she were sworn enemies... No, considering the entanglement between the Axis Cult and the Eris Cult, it seemed to be true.

“Hmm…” Aqua stretched her waist lazily, and said with a smile on her face: “After doing good deeds, I feel refreshed.”

"You're so tall!"

Xiao Lin couldn't help but spit out something.

"Hey, Xiaolin, you're here..."

"I've always been here!" Kobayashi said to Aqua, who looked like an idiot, "Please, stop messing around. If this place becomes like Alcanretia, how can we still live here?"

“…You’re right! That’s a great idea, Kobayashi!” Aqua seemed to be enlightened. Her eyes sparkled as she said, “Let’s turn this town into the second town of the Axis Church!”

"Are you listening to me? It would be very difficult to live here. I strongly oppose it!" Kobayashi rejected it outright.

(End of this chapter)