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Chapter 827 The Last Daily Life 7
Chapter 827 The Last Daily Life 7
"Hey, Xiaolin, you're here..."
"I've always been here!" Kobayashi said to Aqua, who looked like an idiot, "Please, stop messing around. If this place becomes like Alcanretia, how can we still live here?"
“…You’re right! That’s a great idea, Kobayashi!” Aqua seemed to be enlightened. Her eyes sparkled as she said, “Let’s turn this town into the second town of the Axis Church!”
"Are you listening to me? It would be very difficult to live here. I strongly oppose it!" Kobayashi rejected it outright.
"I say, are you listening to me?" Xiaolin was very unhappy with Aqua who was talking to herself. He stopped Aqua from doing so and scolded her: "If that happens, this town will become difficult to live in, so I strongly oppose it!"
"Hmph, it doesn't matter." Aqua curled her lips in disdain. She said stubbornly, "Even if Xiaolin is unwilling to help, I believe that people with the same beliefs will naturally gather in the same place."
This guy seems to be really confident, and he is willing to deceive others. The proof is that he patted his chest proudly and said, "Yes, for example... the town where the beautiful goddess of water lives is like this!"
"Fortunately, you are a stupid goddess that no one will believe in." Seeing her like this, Kobayashi sighed with relief. If this guy really did something bad, Kobayashi himself would never forgive himself.
"Well, did you say anything?"
"No, I didn't say anything. Just do your best."
Xiaolin has completely given up the idea of persuading this guy. After all, Aqua is like other problem children. Once she decides what she wants to do, no one can pull her back. So Xiaolin will never stop her because that will only hurt herself. So the best way is to let her be rejected once and be severely taught a lesson by others, so that she will be obedient and accept her fate.
"Of course!" Aqua was now very proud. She said with great confidence: "Just wait and see! Soon I will make that breast pad goddess cry and say to me, 'I lost, senior~!' Then, it would be best if she cried so hard that I would teach her how to persuade believers to join the church!"
It's better not to do that. Kobayashi didn't dare to think about it. If the goddess Eris also followed Aqua's nonsense and turned into the persuasion method of the Axis Cult, would this world still be able to survive peacefully?
Since the next day, thanks to Aqua’s efforts, the reputation of the Axis Cultists in Axel has become even worse—
Then, this went on for a few days.
Aqua's grief-stricken voice echoed in the room.
“Xiao Lin Xiao Lin! Please! I say, I say, we are companions, right!?”
This guy cried and hugged Xiaolin's thigh, begging him for help. Xiaolin tried hard to pull his thigh out, but this guy was too strong and he failed no matter how many times he tried. He could only yell and scold in frustration and helplessness.
"I refuse! I have no obligation to help you!"
"Just think about how impressive my performance has been so far! The favor Xiaolin owes me should be wider and deeper than the ocean! Not only did I make the toilet clean, I also purified countless undead!"
"Although the undead are gathering here because of you." Facing Aqua's loud shouting, Kobayashi rolled his eyes in displeasure at her flattery and couldn't help but scolded: "In short, don't come to me just for your own convenience, okay!?"
“But even if you say that… I only have less than 300 eris left. I can’t survive like this! Please lend me some money! Please! Please!! Please!!!”
"Really? It's so annoying!"
Xiao Lin felt a headache when hearing this crying. This guy didn't know how to restrain himself at all. He always did things like this which really made Xiao Lin feel unhappy.
"You drink so much bubble wine every day, and when you're in the mood, you'll treat other adventurers to drinks. You also buy things recklessly, or lose your wallet. No matter how you think about it, it's all your own fault, right? Besides, some time ago, in order to persuade believers to join the church, you cleaned the toilets for free. The cleaning liquid was also given away for free, right? And you also secretly spent a lot of money to sabotage the Church of Eris, didn't you? You should reflect on yourself first instead of borrowing money from others!!!"
Xiaolin couldn't help but spray wildly, making Aqua cry and wipe her tears aggrievedly, as if Xiaolin was bullying her, which made Xiaolin a little uncomfortable. He could only sigh helplessly.
"I can't believe she's a goddess... Ah, I see. Although she's a goddess, she's actually a useless, worthless goddess, right!?"
“Waaaaaah! Xiaolin, you said the most inappropriate thing! Just watch carefully, I will definitely let you see the true power of the goddess!”
The stupid goddess ran out crying.
Xiao Lin will definitely not lend her money again. You know, no matter whether it was the ring, the stone slab, or the search for the secret treasure, every time it was because she owed a huge amount of money that made them so passive. Therefore, he will definitely not lend her money this time!
And the other side.
Real ability - despite saying so, Aqua still worked at the construction site to earn money as usual, because she had already said it, and she really didn't have the face to go to Kobayashi to make money. Besides, because of her own talent, the stupid goddess could make a lot of money every day. Even if it was not enough to eat and drink every day and cause trouble for the Eris Church, she didn't have to worry about food and drink every day.
"Hehehe... Repairing the wall is just a small matter. Look, I can easily solve it in just two moves!" Aqua touched the wall happily. Her bricklaying skills were already sky-high. Because her skills were so good, the foreman would give her a lot of rewards every time, thinking she was the goddess of the construction site.
"Oh, miss, you've already done so much?" The foreman saw that Aqua had done a lot of work and couldn't help but praise her. "No matter how many times I see you do it, it's always perfect. Your knife-sharpening technique is an art... It's a pity to be an adventurer. How about if you come to work for me? I can guarantee that you can get a lot of salary. At least it's safer and easier than being an adventurer."
"As expected of you, you are the foreman. You really understand me." Aqua puffed out her chest proudly, but soon shook her head and said, "But I'm sorry, I can't quit my job as an adventurer because everyone needs me as the high priest. Yes, I am a very popular high priest in this town!"
"A popular high priest?" The foreman looked at Aqua in astonishment. He didn't know whether she was popular or not, but it was true that the high priest was popular. This lady was actually a high priest. She was a high-ranking professional but she still came to work. It seemed that there was some important reason that had to be explained. She always worked very hard. Let's help her add a little more bounty...
Aqua was completely unaware of all this. She wiped the sweat off her forehead and said contentedly, "This job is really great! Working and making money like this makes people feel alive..."
As time came to evening, Aqua, who had been working all day, walked towards the mansion happily, waving the envelope in her hand as she walked, with a happy expression on her face.
"Okay, let me see how much my salary is today." After opening it, the smile on his face became even more enthusiastic. "Wow! The salary is a little more than usual! That's great! In this case, I'll spend a little before going back..."
Before she could finish, she quickly shook her head again.
“No, no, no, no! I’m going to be out of money again!” Aqua seemed to still have some self-control. She warned herself secretly, “I have to plan how to use this money, otherwise Xiaolin will laugh at me again!”
She looked at the relatively generous salary in her hand and said to herself in a very restrained manner: "I'll just save it first. I have to work hard to make money and save money these days. I won't drink bubble wine for the time being. I won't pick a fight with the Eris Church... I'll just spare them this time. And I still have to go out on missions, so I have to be patient for the time being..."
However, after she looked at the salary in her hand, she said in a very tangled manner, "But, there is also a saying in the teachings of Axis - believers, you don't need to be patient, drink when you want to drink, eat when you want to eat, because you may not be able to eat the same thing tomorrow...! As the goddess of Axis, how can I distort the teachings!? For the believers, I can't be patient, right!?"
In any case, she was just looking for a reason to convince herself, and her reason was surprisingly sufficient. At least she convinced herself.
"Then, use the money to have a drink right away!" Aqua's face was filled with a happy smile, and she said cheerfully: "Drinking bubbly wine after work, the cool and cold one is the ultimate enjoyment!"
Then she clapped her hands again.
"Oh right! This is a rare opportunity, so why not call Xiaolin and the others over as well."
Then she skipped and ran towards the mansion.
evening.
In the Adventurer's Guild.
"——Then I will show you my next move! Flowers, birds, wind and moon!"
Under the flattery of many adventurers, Aqua began to perform her best talent show. Now she has obviously become too proud of herself and has no self-awareness at all.
"Great! I finally got to use my special skills! I've been waiting for so long!"
“That rainbow is like a soul-cleansing rainbow. It’s amazing no matter when you look at it!”
"Great! Show us more of your skills—"
The adventurers praised her loudly.
Aqua was flattered to the point of not knowing which way to go. She raised her head and said happily, "I'm in the mood... Today I'll show you my special tricks! Look - mine!"
Several streams of water gushed out from her fan, pouring out at an incredibly gorgeous angle. The rainbow-like water flow stunned both the adventurers and Kobayashi and the others.
"Hey! How on earth did that happen?!"
"That's right, it's amazing!"
"Tell us, please!"
The adventurers shouted one after another, they were so excited about Aqua's talent show that their enthusiasm was a little scary.
And Aqua said proudly: "I can't tell you my method, this is the true ability of the goddess!"
Has this guy forgotten that he was called the toilet goddess some time ago?
If you continue to be so proud, you might be the one who gets hurt.
Xiaolin couldn't help but become a little jealous.
Huihui looked at the man surrounded by many adventurers and said with a headache, “He is just a street performer who is full of favors. People keep throwing tips to him to get on the stage.”
“Yeah.” Darkness looked helplessly at Aqua who was hit in the face by the coin, and sighed, “If I collect all of them, it should be enough to pay for tonight’s drinks, right?”
It was just like incense money... From this point of view, she really looked like a goddess. Unfortunately, Aqua was inexplicably stubborn about this kind of money. She really didn't like this kind of reward, so she kept refusing it.
“Huh, my performance was pretty good, wasn’t it?” Aqua wiped the sweat from her forehead and said with a happy smile on her face, “Now, the number of believers who believe in me as a goddess should increase.”
"That's hard to say." Xiao Lin subconsciously hit her and said, "Anyway, just accept everyone's kindness tonight and use the tips to pay for the drinks."
"Xiao Lin, who paid, really doesn't understand anything. How many times do you want me to tell you before you understand?" Aqua pouted unhappily and said loudly, "Performing is not something you do when someone asks you to do it. It's something you actively show to others when you are guided by the soul! Besides, I'm a goddess! I won't do something like a comedian!"
"oh oh……"
Xiao Lin knew this guy would say that, and was choked speechless.
That's right. After all, goddesses don't perform any party talents, and they don't work part-time, and they don't owe money and don't pay it back...
"Let's not talk about this for now. We haven't toasted yet!" Aqua raised her glass excitedly and said loudly, "Come on, raise your glass!"
"Cheers——!" X5
"Let's drink to our heart's content today!"
Aqua became complacent again, and the price of this was that she kept spitting out rainbows on the way back.
"Ugh——Xiao Lin, give me a pat on the back."
"……Yes Yes Yes."
Kobayashi sighed deeply and patted her on the back. He felt a little sympathy for the Axis believers. To some extent, they were too pitiful to believe in such a hopelessly stupid goddess...
(End of this chapter)
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