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Chapter 835 The Last Daily Life 15
Xiaolin was pulled out by Chris without knowing why, and the two of them came to the alleys of the town. He didn't know what she wanted to do to him. To be honest, he was a little bit looking forward to it.

However, Chris said seriously, "I want to compete with you again! Come on, use your stealing skills and compete again!"

"...Eh!!!" Kobayashi had never seen anyone make this request before.

But Chris was already completely crazy. She took out a coin with the head of the goddess Eris printed on it and said, "When I throw this coin and it falls to the ground, both parties will use the stealing skill against each other. The one who steals the highest price will win... How about that? It's simple, right?"

As if wanting to take care of Xiaolin, Chris asked him if he could accept it, but Xiaolin couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

"No, compared to this, why should I..."

"As long as I can prove that I am stronger than Xiaolin, I will be able to clear my name! So... compete with me!"

Chris was very serious, and looked like she would not let him go unless he agreed. In addition, she seemed to really be upset because she was always misunderstood like this, which made Xiaolin feel a little guilty. Forget it, since she wanted to compete so seriously, it would be really bad to refuse her.

"I really can't do anything about you." Xiao Lin scratched his head and said helplessly: "Since you have said this, I will accept this game!"

"That……!"

"But I am a true feminist. As long as it's a competition, I will not show mercy!"

"Of course, that suits me perfectly!"

Chris also seemed to not want Kobayashi to let him win, and planned to conduct the competition fairly.

"Are you ready? It's about to begin..."

Chris flicked the coin with his fingertips, and it flew high in the air. As the coin fell, it landed on the ground.

"Steal————!" X2
The two of them used stealing skills at the same time, and the targets were naturally the two people facing each other.

After using the skill, Chris's face lit up with joy, "The stealing skill was successful... Ahhhhh!" However, Chris's joy only lasted for a moment. When she found that what she was holding in her hand was a pair of men's gray underwear, she immediately screamed and threw it away.

"Ah, I was scared to death." She patted her chest, which was not moving, and whispered, "Although I accidentally threw it away, it should be considered that I won, right? I was able to steal the underwear of Xiaolin, who is known as the underwear stripping maniac. Nothing can better prove my strength than this!"

Chris said this with tears in her eyes. I guess she was embarrassed and annoyed. However——

"You dare to say such things after you stole someone's underwear." Xiao Lin rolled his eyes in annoyance, but then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Forget it, you just wanted to steal my underwear, so you didn't realize something very important."

"--what!?"

Chris seemed to understand something, and her hands couldn't help but cover her lower body, while Kobayashi couldn't help but laugh evilly at this time.

“Hehe, hehe, hehe——”

“Ah, ah… ah ah ah! Xiaolin… um, um… the person you are holding in your hand is me, mine…!”

She looked at the pure white triangle of cloth in Kobayashi's hand in disbelief. The blushing thief girl even began to stutter when she spoke.

“Ahahahahahahaha—” Kobayashi laughed wildly while waving his arms, “You let your guard down at the end! I got your underwear, too—! Didn’t expect that, did you? Ahahaha!”

"Wait, wait a minute! Why did it turn out like this?" Chris stared at the underwear in Xiaolin's hand in amazement. "If both sides steal underwear, doesn't it mean that the game is a draw..."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Xiao Lin said as a matter of course: "Of course I won this game."

"Hey, why?"

"Men's underwear and women's underwear, do you think these two things are of the same value!?" Kobayashi said as if it was a matter of course, "Men's underwear is no different from the garbage you can find everywhere... But -! For some people, women's underwear is a treasure!"

"That's a fallacy!" Chris argued loudly, "Underwear is the same regardless of whether it's a man or a woman! Wow, I feel sad after saying this..."

Although she really didn't want to admit that her underwear was worth the same as a man's, if she didn't say so, she would be the loser in the end. So, she could only say this... Isn't it too pitiful! ?

"I say, can we keep the result of this match for now?" Chris couldn't help but say, "Give the underwear back to the other party first—"

"no need."

"Eh?"

"It's okay if you don't have to give me my underwear back. Rather, it's you who would rather I give it back, right?"

Xiao Lin looked at the blushing thief girl with a teasing look, as if he was watching her for fun. Chris opened his mouth and could only say: "I, I won't say that! If I ask you to give it back to me now, it would be like admitting defeat to you!"

"That doesn't matter to me." Xiao Lin's mouth curled up into a wicked smile, and he said proudly: "I'll just go home like this. Then I'll build an altar at home and worship this treasure."

"Xiao Lin!? What nonsense are you talking about!?"

The thief girl was stunned.

Kobayashi took advantage of the situation and forced her to do it. He said with a wicked smile, "Come on, Chris! Whatever you are going to do, I don't mind worshipping your panties!"

"Quick, stop it..."

She said this with tears in her eyes.

Xiao Lin laughed wildly and said, "If anyone wants to pay their respects, we can just charge them a fee! I wonder how much money this pair of underwear can earn...hahaha!"

His laughter was extremely devilish, and if someone passed by, they would definitely say so. Kobayashi's devilishness was no less than Sato Kazuma's.

“No, ahhh!” Chris finally gave in. “I admit defeat, even if I lose, ahhh! So… so give my underwear back to me————!”

Although Xiaolin immediately returned the underwear to Chris, the peaceful days before she met Xiaolin could never come back.

Of course, this matter is not over yet.

Chris cried to Darkness, wanting her to comfort him, but Darkness blushed and said, "That's great. Although Xiaolin and I live under the same roof, he has never stolen my underwear... I really envy you, Chris!"

"I'm Darkness. Are you listening to me carefully? I'm the victim!" Chris said this angrily. She always felt that she was crying to the wrong person.

"——Please take a look at this flyer."

"what is this?"

Chris and Darkness were walking on the main street of the town. Someone handed them a flyer, and she subconsciously took it and asked.

“Residents who believe in the Eris religion! If you continue like this, you will soon be in trouble!”

It seems like an alarmist statement.

Darkness looked a little surprised and said, “She seems to be preaching for the Axis Cult. Is she trying to spread negative opinions about the Church of Eris? Well, this is a common and crude method.”

As she said this, she shook her head again.

However, after seeing the person in front of him clearly, Chris's expression became slightly complicated, because this person was Cecily, the beautiful priestess of the Akusis Church.

"Like a clogged toilet, a potato being snatched away by the person next to you at a sale, or being late for a date and being dumped by your girlfriend. In short, bad things are happening all the time! All of this is because of joining the Eris Cult!"

This is complete nonsense.

The more you say this, the more people will think you are taking your anger out on others, and no one will believe it.

Chris spread his hands and said, "Although the unfortunate content seems harmless, it can be regarded as a negative review."

She didn't care.

Her true identity is the goddess Eris.

Darkness, as the guardian knight of the Cult of Eris, could not accept this. She said angrily, “I cannot ignore this behavior that tarnishes the reputation of the goddess Eris... Hey, Cecily!”

She planned to stop the other party.

“Oh, it’s Miss Darkness. Long time no see.” Seeing the person greeting her, Cecily responded with a smile on her face, not at all as if she was slandering the Eris Church.

Darkness said seriously, “Can you please stop making those comments that belittle the goddess Eris? I am actually a believer in Eris.”

State your position without any concealment.

“An Eris Cultist… Onee-san, are you an Eris Cultist!?”

"Yes, yes."

A little boy from the Axis Cult appeared in front of Darkness. He stretched out his hand towards her and said loudly, “Then please give me some bread! I heard that the people of the Eris Cult are very kind and will definitely give bread to others!”

"It's not fair! I want one too, I want one too!"

Another little boy from the Axis Cult said the same thing, and led by the two of them, the other children rushed forward and surrounded Darkness.

"Wait, wait! Don't pull my clothes! And don't climb onto my armor! Ah, save me, Chris! I'm not interested in playing this way!"

"Can you guys please stop blackmailing this big sister?"

Chris quickly stepped forward to stop the kids, and at the same time shouted at Cecily on the other side: "Ms. Cecily, don't just smile weirdly, stop them quickly!"

It was with great difficulty that Darkness was rescued from the siege of the children.

"So Miss Chris and Miss Darkness, what do you want to talk to me about?" Cecily asked curiously, "Do you want to convert, or do you want to convert, or do you want to convert?"

She kept approaching the two men, breathing heavily and looking a little scary.

“No, we have no intention of converting.” Chris refused righteously. She couldn’t help but say, “You want to promote the Axis Church for your own benefit, but I think it’s wrong to speak ill of the Eris Church.”

“Eh? Are you saying that the Eris Church is better? Are you supporting the Eris Church!?”

"I did not mean that……"

Chris didn't know how to answer because if she said that, it would make her look like an Eris worshipper. In order to avoid being discovered that her true identity was a goddess, she had to avoid suspicion as much as possible.

"I see." Cecily looked Chris up and down seriously. "I see, that's how it is."

"...Wait, wait! What are you looking at?" Chris subconsciously hugged her chest with both hands, took a step back and shouted aggrievedly: "It has nothing to do with breasts! Did you misunderstand something?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Cecily didn't care at all. Instead, she comforted him, "Everyone has troubles hidden deep in their hearts. I understand you very well."

"You just emphasized my chest, didn't you? I'm not worried about my growth."

“My people, there is no need to be patient or disguise yourself… This is the noble teaching of the goddess Aqua.” Cecily covered her mouth and whispered, “In fact, the Axis religion has a magical potion that can save distressed girls. It is a potion filled with the compassion of the goddess Aqua!”

"……what?"

“It’s true! So far, countless girls have been saved by converting to Axis! You are no exception! If you convert, you can get the secret recipe for breast enlargement for free!”

Cecily used this method to persuade people to join the church.

Chris suddenly became hesitant. She muttered softly, "Breast enlargement... No, no, no, I don't have an urgent need for it. Although I am not completely uninterested in this area... But, I can't join the Akusis Cult."

Because of identity issues, I had to give up.

“Well said, Chris!” Darkness agreed loudly, “Breast size… has nothing to do with what religion you believe in!”

“That’s true…”

Chris suddenly became depressed.

Then the two of them left.

"Although I warned her, will she listen?" Chris said worriedly, "That method of preaching is of no help to the Axis believers."

However, the secret recipe for breast enlargement... maybe it's worth investigating.

As if she could see what her friend was thinking, Darkness couldn’t help but say, “Chris, maybe I’m meddling in other people’s business. If you’re worried about your chest, I suggest you do some chest muscle exercises.”

"No, no! I don't want to have big breasts, okay!?" Chris, whose true thoughts were exposed, quickly defended himself loudly.

At this time-

"Wait, everyone, stop pushing, please stop pushing--!"

"Hey, Miss Cecily, you are in trouble with the people in the town."

The two hadn't walked far when they saw Cecily arguing with someone else.

"What happened to the previous medicine? It didn't work at all!"

“I joined the sect because I heard there was a drug that could make people lose weight. Now I won’t be a member of the Axis sect anymore!”

“They even said that if you join the Axis Cult, your hair will grow thicker!”

The promises made before to attract people were not fulfilled at all, which caused backlash. It can only be said that it was all his own fault.

(End of this chapter)