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Chapter 836 The Last Daily Life 16
In the deserted magic tool shop, Wiz is still acting as the poster girl as usual.

“No guests are coming.”

"If you think so, how about you go and attract customers, or help us?"

Seeing that Wiz seemed a little idle, Vanir said this in a low voice with some dissatisfaction, and the weak Lich Girl suddenly jumped over from the counter.

“Ah, excuse me! Mr. Vanir, are you displaying the merchandise…” Wiz saw Vanir’s actions and clapped her chin again, saying, “Ah! This is a rare opportunity. Do you want to display the new merchandise as well?”

Then, without giving Vanir any chance to speak, she hurried into the magic item shop.

"That useless shop owner..." Vanir gritted his teeth and said, "I have clearly told her many times that she must discuss with me before purchasing any goods... She actually bought some messed up goods without my knowledge? I have been watching her the whole time...!"

After a while, Wiz came back excitedly, holding something in his hand that looked similar to a ring, but with a slightly strange shape.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting, Mr. Vanir! Look, this is our new product!"

"Ugh……!"

Seeing the useless witch lady so excited, Vanir sighed helplessly. He couldn't scold her and could only ask helplessly: "It seems to be just a strange-shaped ring... So, what effect does it have?"

"For example, when you are in a bad mood, don't you accidentally say negative things, which makes you even more discouraged? And this ring in my hand is the savior of such people! It will correct those people and prevent them from saying negative things again!" Wiz seemed very happy and said this as if he was taking credit for it.

From a functional point of view, this ring is surprisingly useful. After all, negative people can easily become more negative because of negative words. To some extent, this is also to prevent people from becoming more negative.

"I see..." Vanir stroked his chin and said, "The ring is cast with magic that can make people think positively. Well, if it is such a ring, there should be a few people willing to buy it... such as those novice adventurers who are always in a negative mood."

“No, no.” Wiz shook her head and corrected, “The ring is cast with magic that will explode as long as you say something that contains negative emotions. For example, if you say words like ‘I feel so bad’ or ‘I feel so lonely’, it will have a special reaction -”

There was a bang.

Before Wiz could finish, the ring glowed brightly and then exploded.

“Ahem.” Wiz coughed and said to Vanir, who was startled by the sudden explosion, “Anyway, it will explode like it did just now. As long as you wear it, you will naturally pay attention to what you say.”

This ring is really dumbfounding. It doesn't use magic to change negative attitudes, but instead addresses the root of people who are willing to say negative things.

However, Wiz didn't take it seriously, and even asked loudly to take credit, "How is it? This product is amazing! I have a feeling it will become a hit! Mr. Vanir, what do you think? "

"........."

Vanir remained silent, he was completely desperate and speechless about this stupid shopkeeper who always sneaked in these messy goods behind his back.

"Strange?" Wiz looked at Vanir strangely, "Mr. Vanir, why don't you have any reaction? It's a bit scary when you stare at me like this—"

"Ahhhhhhhh!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the ring in Wiz's hand exploded again. It should be a reaction to the word "terrible" in her words. Fortunately, the explosion was not very powerful. In addition, Wiz and Vanir were both very strong, so there was no difference except that Wiz's face was a little dark.

Oh no, Barnil's face turned black too.

Wiz coughed a few times, and then, as if she was deliberately rehearsing the effect, she said, “Just like this, after repeating the explosion a few times, the fear deeply engraved in people’s hearts will make them afraid to say negative things. This magic item can make people always maintain a positive attitude. Don’t you think it’s great, Mr. Vanir?”

"Well, just now, I understood two important things." Vanir nodded seriously and said, "First, this ring is no different from garbage as a commodity. No, it's worse than garbage! Second... you are indeed a hopeless useless shop owner!"

He was completely desperate about this. However, Wiz's face changed and he quickly said loudly: "Ah... Mr. Vanir, you can't say such things--"

With a bang, the ring exploded again.

“Hahahaha!” Vanir laughed out of anger. He stared at the ring with shining eyes and said loudly, “I didn’t expect that even swear words are included in the negative emotional rhetoric. The workmanship is really fine! However, this kind of thing cannot be placed in the store!”

“How, how could this happen…” Wiz was a little sad. She said aggrievedly, “This will definitely be a big seller! I have a feeling it will! I feel sad that Mr. Vanir can’t understand my thoughts…”

With a bang, the ring exploded again.

“Ahem…” This time, even Wiz had no room for explanation. She pulled the corner of her mouth awkwardly and said, “Hahaha… I didn’t mean it…”

"Now you understand, this ring cannot be left in the store." Vanir was rarely angry, but persuaded her earnestly. Wiz pouted and could only nod reluctantly.

“Wow… I get it.”

"... Humph, let us clean up the mess in the bombed store! And you go and put that dangerous item deep in the warehouse where no one can find it."

"Oh...it will definitely be a big seller..."

Wiz's spirit seemed to have disappeared, and she moved towards the store's warehouse. Seeing her negative attitude, Vanir immediately scolded her loudly, "Don't talk while holding the box containing the ring, or it will explode again!"

"How is that possible? There won't be any problem." Wiz waved his hands with a smile and said, "Although I said it accidentally just now, but--"

With a bang, the ring exploded again.

“Ahhhhh!!!” Wiz held back a scream, “Before you finish your words…!!!”

Even Vanir couldn't hold it anymore. He looked at the mess around Wiz, his chest heaving with breath rising and falling. His voice was filled with murderous intent as he said, "Even our potion has been affected!"

“But I didn’t say anything negative just now.” Wiz couldn’t help but defend herself, frowning and saying, “Why…!”

"Didn't you just say the word stupid?!"

With a bang, the ring exploded again and again, and this time Vanir finally couldn't help it. His eyes emitted a dangerous red light, and his hands made a strange shape. When Wiz saw this, his face turned pale and he subconsciously took several steps back.

“U-Um… Mr. Vanir…? Why are you posing with the killing ray…?”

"All the high-end potions that we purchased in large quantities because we thought they would sell well have gone down the drain...Are you only going to increase the losses of the store?"

Vanir's voice was flat and as cold as a robot's.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!!!” Wiz apologized loudly, “I didn’t mean to do that, so please don’t use the killing ray—”

"It's useless to talk!"

"Alas------"

Vanir's killing beam fell on Wiz, and after that, the cleanup work in the store continued until late at night. It took Wiz, who had become translucent, three whole days to recover.

In the still deserted magic tool shop, Wiz is taking care of the shop as usual.

"Alas... why is there no customer coming to this store?" Wiz looked at the door of the store with some worry. She wished so much that the door could be opened. "There are so many excellent products in the store..."

“Hey!” Seeing her like this, Vanir said unhappily, “You useless store manager who has been paying attention to your waistline lately but secretly ate snacks last night…”

“Eh? How do you know…” Wiz couldn’t help but cover her mouth. “Did Mr. Vanir use his power to see through things!?”

"Humph, I'm just trying to trick you." Vanir curled his lips in disdain and said, "I know exactly what you might do!"

“Wow… That’s too much…”

“Hahaha! Your negative emotions are really delicious, even though they can only be considered a snack at best.”

Vanir licked his lips with some dissatisfaction and commented on Wiz's delicious negative emotions, and Wiz pouted unhappily when he saw this.

"Really, Mr. Vanir! Please stop teasing me!"

"...I am not talking to you just to tease you." Vanir said that he also had something important to do. He looked at her straight and asked, "I have something to ask you. Where is the potion I took in a few days ago?"

"That bottle of potion...?"

"It's the potion that was brought in a few days ago and is placed in a wooden box."

“Ah, the potion you mentioned!” Upon hearing this, Wiz finally understood which potion Vanir was talking about, and said excitedly, “Don’t worry, Vanir, I’ve already sold it to Lady Aqua. You’re really kind! I’m a little surprised that you’re willing to sell it at half price as a clearance item even though you just received that potion.”

"Is that so?" Vanir nodded. "Even a useless shopkeeper can be useful sometimes."

"Mr. Vanir... why do you look a little scary..."

"...Do you really think that bottle of potion is an energy drink?!"

"Alas!?"

Hearing Vanir say this, Wiz covered her mouth in surprise and said in disbelief: "Isn't it possible? Then the potion that Lady Aqua bought is..."

"It's poison. If you drink it, you will die instantly."

“Eh————! What, what, what should I do? Aqua-sama is in danger——”

She said this in panic.

Just as she finished her words, the door of the magic tool shop was pushed open by someone, and someone rushed in angrily.

"I say, Wiz!"

When I looked closely, it turned out to be Aqua!

She yelled angrily, "What happened to that energy drink I bought from you earlier!?"

“Lady Aqua, are you, are you okay!?” Wiz said in surprise when she saw the energetic stupid goddess.

"It's strange that nothing's wrong!" Aqua complained loudly, "After I drank that energy drink, my stomach hurt so much that I had to run to the toilet. Is it broken?"

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” Wiz apologized hastily. She said anxiously, “Actually, that’s not an energy drink…!”

"What, what are you talking about!"

The stupid goddess said this in a somewhat unhappy tone, and when she saw Vanir standing beside her, she became even angrier. She said disdainfully, "And that evil-minded masked shit devil over there! What have you been sniggering about since just now?"

“Hahaha! It’s nothing, sorry for being rude! I really admire you! A normal person would die on the spot after drinking this poison, but you only got a stomachache. Should I say you are worthy of being a useless priest, hahaha——”

"You said waste!?"

Vanir's laughter never stopped, and the stupid goddess was more concerned about being called useless than the poison that would kill a normal person on the spot if they drank it.

Wiz intervened with some concern.

"Um, um...you two—"

"But if you were a real priest, you would have discovered that it was poison before drinking it... Could it be that you drank it on purpose to relieve your bowels?"

The tone of sarcasm was full.

Vanir is indeed an expert at inducing negative emotions in others. The stupid goddess was immediately provoked to grin, and she retorted loudly in indignation.

"What are you talking about? I easily purified the poison before I even noticed it. Besides, a goddess won't be constipated!"

"Um, um, please calm down—"

Wiz tried hard to intervene.

However, the stupid goddess didn't listen at all. Instead, she provoked him, "Take advantage of this rare opportunity, would you like to drink the water I purified? Ah, but if the devil drinks the water I purified, it will be reduced to ashes!"

This is not an exaggeration. After all, she is a real goddess, and the water she purified is real holy water.

Aqua covered her mouth and said sarcastically, "I just had a stomachache, and you guys are gone! It's so funny!"

(End of this chapter)