This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 75 Old Xu, save me! (seeking subscription)

Live selling talisman?

Xu Yang thought for a while, and said: "This is indeed a way to make money, but Daofu is not calligraphy and painting, so there is no way to mass-produce it... Besides, the country is now strictly blocking the news of all kinds of weird events, I'm afraid you will live broadcast Once opened, the number is gone.”

Marlboro looked disappointed.

Seeing this, Xu Yang smiled and said, "But it's not that there will be opportunities to cooperate in the future... Nowadays, all kinds of monsters, ghosts, ghosts and sprites emerge in endlessly in the world. Perhaps one day, the country will announce the truth."

Through Wang Lin and Bai Wei, Xu Yang learned a lot.

Such as "spiritual recovery".

According to what Bai Wei said, in ancient times, practice had its heyday, when there were all kinds of ghosts and ghosts in the world, and many ancient "strange novels" such as Liaozhai have described them.

Arguments have even been raised as to whether "mythical figures" actually existed.

They believe that myths are not necessarily false.

At least for now, it has been confirmed that the underworld really exists!
And the means used by the gods in myths and legends to summon wind and rain can also be achieved when martial arts and Taoism have been cultivated to a certain level.

The history of the "Cultivation Era" can be traced back to more than 500 years ago, around the early Ming Dynasty.

Since then, practice has gradually declined until it ceased.

However, since 40 years ago, the spiritual energy has suddenly recovered!
Some magical artifacts that had eaten the dust for hundreds of years regained their miraculous power.

Those dusty secret books can also be cultivated.

After 40 years of development, there are endless masters emerging in the rivers and lakes. Perhaps one day later, a prosperous age of cultivation will be opened again!
of course.

With the recovery of spiritual energy, some problems also appeared in the world.

In one night, ghosts and evil spirits appeared from all over the place!
The Spiritual Management Bureau was established, firstly to deter the world, and secondly to deal with these evil spirits!
After Marlboro left with the female anchor, Ma Long arrived.

With sloppy steps, his waist propped up with one hand, he walked slowly into the store with two dark circles under his eyes.

Xu Yang was surprised: "Ma Long, what's wrong with you?"

Ma Long sat down on the chair, rubbed his waist a few times, took out a bag of 36 Dihuang Wan and ate it. Then he looked proud and boasted: "It's nothing, it's just excessive indulgence, too much waist strength, some kidneys It's just a loss."

Naturally, he wouldn't tell Xu Yang...he had a sexual dream all night.

Xu Yang believed it was true, shook his head and said: "You are still young, you should pay more attention to your body, don't wait until you are old and look at * sighing."

Ma Long murmured, "Still talking about me...why don't you tell me all day long?"

"Who said I'm a ghost?"

Xu Yang's eyes widened: "Don't talk nonsense..."

Before he finished speaking, the air in the store dropped suddenly, and a biting chill instantly enveloped the two of them.

Especially Ma Long, he felt goosebumps on the back of his neck and his scalp was numb. He slowly turned his head and looked towards the stairs, apologizing repeatedly.

That cold breath dissipated.

Not daring to mention this again, Ma Long said, "By the way, Lao Xu, why are you calling me in such a hurry?"

"Buy a car!"

Xu Yang smiled and said, "I made some windfall yesterday, and I happened to pay for your car."

"Why don't you have a car?"

Ma Long said: "What are we brothers doing so far away from each other? A broken BMW, it just crashes. My dad said, when he pays for the project on the construction site, he will buy me a big G."

"It's okay if you don't need the car. I'll transfer the money to you for how much money you landed."

Xu Yang insisted: "Brothers will settle accounts, not to mention that you are a new car, and my family Shishi also said that the car she crashed must be compensated, otherwise it will be tainted with karma."

Now that we've talked about this, Ma Long naturally won't say anything more, just chuckled in a low voice: "Xu Yang, you still said you don't have a ghost... My family's Shishi, tsk tsk, that's too kind Bar."

boom!
The next moment, Ma Long only felt a pain in his mouth, as if an invisible fist had hit him.

He covered his mouth, not daring to speak any more nonsense.

The two drove to Wucheng Motor City and went straight into the BMW 4S shop.

"Brother Ma, why are you here?"

A female salesperson greeted her immediately, and said with a smile on her face, "Brother Ma, do you have time to come here today to put on the car film?"

The BMW bought by Ma Long, and the free car film provided by the 4S shop, gave him time to paste it.

"Fuck me, my car is gone!"

Ma Long said: "It's the model from last time. Do you still have a current car? Go get the contract and I'll buy another one."

Salesperson: "Huh???"

In just 20 minutes, the contract was finalized and the payment was made by swiping the card. Ma Long got up and said, "Same as last time, you can handle the insurance and registration, and send the car to my home later."

After buying the car.

The two found a barbecue restaurant and sat down.

After Xu Yang ordered, Ma Long ordered another 10 strings of big kidneys alone.

Because he had to drive later, Xu Yang didn't ask for wine, but a few bottles of chilled kiln.

The two were pulling strings and chatting.

Ma Long suddenly said: "By the way, Old Xu...Wang Xu and the others have been organizing class reunions in the group these days. Has he contacted you?"

Xu Yang looked puzzled, and asked in surprise, "Wang Xu? The monitor of the high school? Who was hit by you when you blocked the road?"

As for the class reunion, Xu Yang didn't know at all.

It has been almost four years since he graduated from high school. Except for Ma Long, he has almost no contact with other classmates.

The situation of Ma Long and Xu Yang is similar.

He has been herding sheep in the mountains for the past two years, and has not contacted anyone except Xu Yang.

The two of them just mentioned this topic, and obviously neither of them planned to participate.

Xu Yang, on the other hand, was a little worried about Ma Long, and asked about Ma Long's experience in the past few days, for fear that he would "run into evil".

"That's what I do."

"Sleep during the day, ask a girl out at night, and go home on time before 12 o'clock."

Xu Yang nodded in relief.

Before 12 o'clock in the morning, there are generally not many ghosts and evil spirits.

Ma Long can go home before 12 o'clock, which greatly reduces the chance of "hitting against evil spirits". However, in order to be sure, Xu Yang took out another evil talisman and said, "This is a talisman I made. You can carry it with you." Take it with you, don't go out at night if you don't have anything to do all day."

After masturbating, Ma Long received a call and left with a lewd smile on his face.

Xu Yang drove to the mobile phone store, spent 1 yuan to buy two mobile phones, and used his ID card to apply for two cards. Then he went to the computer city and bought two laptops.

Back in the store, I gave it to Liu Shishi and Yang Yin as gifts.

Yang Yin was very excited and asked Xu Yang how to operate.

Liu Shishi sat aside, listening with pricked ears.

A day without incident.

In the evening, one person and two ghosts went out to eat a seafood buffet, strolled around the night market, and didn't return to the shop until after 10 o'clock in the evening.

Back to the shop.

Xu Yang began to practice making talismans.

There are four kinds of Taoist talismans that he currently has, namely, evil spirit talisman, ghost talisman, peace talisman, and fortune talisman. However, he is not yet proficient, and the probability of becoming a talisman is low. Generally, only three of them can be successfully drawn.

In addition, after breaking through to the "Seventh Level of Qi Refining Realm", several new Dao Talismans can be made.

Such as "Shenxing Talisman", "Shenli Talisman", "King Kong Talisman" and so on.

These kinds of Taoist talismans are extremely miraculous and powerful. Once learned, they can make Xu Yang's fighting power reach a new height!
soon.

It was early morning.

Xu Yang took out a can of Red Bull from the refrigerator to quench his thirst, and began to draw symbols again.

on the ground.

A lot of failed yellow talisman papers were scattered.

…………

at the same time.

Wucheng, at the entrance of a nightclub.

Ma Long staggered and walked out with the support of two girls.

soon.

A taxi arrives.

Ma Long was drunk, got into the car in a daze, and soon fell asleep.

When he woke up again, he saw that the surroundings were pitch black, and there was a faint mist in the air. A bluestone path in front of him extended into the weeds. At the end of the grass, there was a house with red lanterns hanging on it.

"Ok?"

"Am I dreaming again?"

Ma Long rubbed his eyes and murmured, "Strange...why is it exactly the same as yesterday's dream?"

He was so excited, he just felt that his drunkenness had dissipated a lot, and immediately walked forward along the bluestone path, and arrived in front of the house after a while.

The door of the house is still open.

At the gate of the house, under the red lanterns, a Miaoman woman looked left and right, and when she saw Ma Long, she ran over excitedly, grabbed Ma Long's arm and shook her coquettishly, "My good brother, why are you here now?"

Ma Long had a wicked smile on his face, and was about to speak when he suddenly felt a burning sensation in his thigh.

He put his hand in his pocket and touched it, only to take out a handful of black ash.

The smile on Malone's face froze.

He clearly remembered that in his pocket was the "evil talisman" that Xu Yang gave him!
Dao talisman burning, what does this represent?
It means that you have touched something unclean!

Ma Long felt his scalp go numb, and a cold air shot up from the soles of his feet to the sky, and the drunkenness on his body was completely frightened... After waking up, the world in front of him immediately changed drastically.

The mansion full of antiquity disappeared and was replaced by a dilapidated ancient temple.

Around the ancient temple, there are all dry trees.

The big red lantern on the temple gate, where is the lantern?
It was a few human heads suspended in mid-air!
The head opened its mouth wide, and held a red candle in its mouth. The candle was burning, emitting a dim light...Even Ma Long could see that the head's eyes were spinning around!

Beside him, the Miaoman woman became bleeding from all the orifices, and the black nails on her hands had a chilling glint, which were more than half a foot long.

"My dear brother, why are you trembling?"

Jiao Didi, a girl with black nails, asked.

Ma Long showed a smile uglier than crying, and said, "I'm not shaking, my legs are just a little soft... Sister, do you have a toilet here? I want to pee first!"

"ah!"

Hei Nail hammered Ma Long's chest with his fist, and said coquettishly, "Brother, you are so bad, you can say such shameless words...Okay, I turned around, you pee, I promise not to peek!"

At this moment, Ma Long's brain started to run at a high speed like never before in his life!

he knows.

I have entered a "ghost den".

Therefore, you must not reveal your secrets... Otherwise, you will die without a doubt!

"They didn't kill me yesterday, maybe they won't kill me today... But I can't pin my hopes on a few ghosts, I want to save myself!"

Malone glanced back at the black nails.

He knew that running was impossible.

So while peeing, he took out his phone, unlocked it as quickly as possible, edited the text message, and sent——

"Old Xu, save me!!!"

then.

Shaked.

Lift your pants and show a look of death!

"What I have to do now is to fight wits and courage with these female ghosts... When necessary, I can sacrifice my appearance. He Xu Yang can kill ghosts, so how can I, Ma Long?"

But Malone didn't notice.

The phone he put in his pocket turned on again.

"Message sending failed, do you want to resend?"

(End of this chapter)