This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 76 Why Did You Say Again?
"Brother, let's go!"

"My sisters, I can't wait!"

Trembling, Ma Long walked into the deserted temple.

He tried his best to keep himself calm so as not to show his chicken feet. At the same time, he looked around and couldn't help changing his mind: "Where is this? Is there such a barren mountain and ruined temple near our Wucheng?"

Malone didn't understand.

Shouldn't a building like a temple be blessed by a Bodhisattva?
How can there be dirty things?
The same is true in many movies and novels. In the middle of the night, in barren mountains, in ruined temples, there must be evil spirits... What is the reason for this?
Without allowing him to think too much, he was pulled into the bathtub.

In that bath, the water was cloudy, and the rose petals floating in it were not rose petals, but pieces of bones.

Those few Miaoman women are all bleeding from seven orifices, and they all have hideous faces.

One of them, in particular, stuck out his tongue three feet long, dripping blood from the tip of his tongue. He rolled his tongue and licked Ma Long's body, which made Ma Long's whole body tense and stiff.

"My Nima!"

"Why is the female ghost in Xu Yang's thief's house more praised than the female star, and the one I met was ugly?"

Ma Long didn't dare to look any further, so he simply closed his eyes.

He felt that the tongue was moving on his body, it was icy cold, and it actually came to his lips...

vomit!
Unable to hold back for a while, Ma Long vomited upside down.

brush!
Several female ghosts flew out of the bath in an instant, leaving a long way away one by one.

Malone squeezed out an awkward smile and said, "Sorry, sorry... I drank a little too much today."

Several female ghosts showed disgusted expressions on their faces.

But they had already known about Ma Long's specialness, so they were naturally reluctant to kill him, and immediately pulled Ma Long onto the big bed.

The big bed as a whole reveals a kind of fan that makes people's sex appeal high, the beautiful curtains are hanging down, and there are red lanterns hanging around it!

Ma Long is very familiar with this scene, because he saw it in his "dream" last night.

But looking at it now, where is there a big bed?

The so-called big bed was actually a large piece of broken wood.

Those curtains are a large number of spider webs.

Especially the "human head lanterns" whirling and floating around, the dark red light fell on the four female ghosts, making their faces look even more hideous.

Ma Long turned pale with fright, and grabbed his pants tightly with both hands, trying to make the last struggle: "Sisters, I'm inconvenient today...how about we do it next time?"

A few female ghosts are not willing to agree.

They wanted to absorb the "pure yin energy" from Ma Long's body, and after a while, Ma Long's tossing eyes were dimmed.

But even so, he didn't dare to sleep, and was careful to be on guard, for fear that he would be persecuted by a few female ghosts after falling asleep.

"Sister, that kid has been staying awake, how should we send him home?"

"He must think that he is still in a dream. If he is not sent home, after dawn, he will find out the abnormality... I am afraid that we will see through the identity of our sisters, and then we can only kill and devour, and cannot let go. It's been a long line..."

"It's still early, don't worry, at worst, the younger sisters will squeeze him again later."

After the female ghosts drank enough "Pure Yin Qi", they were satisfied, and flew aside to whisper.

even.

They transformed into a big soft bed and fell asleep.

When Ma Long saw that the female ghosts were asleep, he immediately jumped out of bed and prepared to escape from the place.

However, he ran out of the ruined temple and saw that it was pitch black outside, and he couldn't even tell the difference between south, east and north, and there was no way to escape.

then.

So he could only take out his mobile phone, wanting to report to Xu Yang.

It's just that when he took out his mobile phone, he was stunned...

The phone actually... has no internet!
Even the message sent at the beginning was not sent!
"I can't escape, and I can't ask for help... I can only rely on myself!"

Ma Long's desire to survive is very strong.

His thoughts raced, and he recalled what Xu Yang had said about "ghosts and ghosts".

"What are ghosts afraid of?"

"Afraid of thunder, afraid of the sun, afraid of roosters crowing, afraid of black dog blood, afraid of filth..."

Malone's eyes lit up suddenly: "Foulness?"

The so-called filth is filth, especially dirty things, mostly referring to all kinds of excrement or things polluted by excrement. In many film and television dramas, Taoist priests suppress evil things or some evil spirits, and they like to keep them in the latrine. This truth!
Malone, sometimes his brain circuits are different from normal people.

He did what he said, found a broken bowl on the ground, immediately pissed a big bowl, and quietly entered the house!

"Dirty, filthy... my urine is also filthy, right?"

"I'll find the right time later, sprinkle them on them, then turn around and run. As soon as the mobile phone has a signal, I will call Xu Yang for help. I will definitely be able to escape!"

The corner of Ma Long's mouth turned up involuntarily, silently giving himself a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart!

"Sure enough, my IQ of 190 is not covered..."

However, when he came to the bed of the four female ghosts, he found that the four female ghosts had already "woke up", stretching out their big white legs, and said coquettishly, "Brother, why did you go?"

Ma Long: "..."

"Brother, what are you holding in your hand?"

Malone: ​​"Googoogoo..."

In a hurry, he picked up the broken bowl and drank it down, smashed the bowl, wiped his mouth and said, "I'm thirsty, I found some water... Alright sisters, bro, let's go on dreaming!"

When he came to the broken board, Ma Long tossed and turned, and unconsciously fell asleep.

When he woke up again, it was already noon the next day.

With a dazed face, he looked around and realized that he was in his own bedroom, so he couldn't help but froze.

What's the situation? ? ?
I'm alive? ? ?

Could it be that last night...

Really a dream?

got out of bed.

Ma Long felt back pain, worse than yesterday, opened his mouth, his mouth was filled with the smell of urine, looked down again, and saw some yellow stains on the chest of the white T-shirt, his expression changed drastically.

He found his mobile phone, dialed it, and howled, "Old Xu... woo woo woo... help me!"

…………

funeral shop.

Xu Yang painted talismans last night and kept drawing until dawn.

He answered the phone in a drowsy sleep, and was terrified by Ma Long's cry. He woke up immediately and asked, "Ma Long? What's the situation? Don't cry first...speak slowly."

Ma Long was crying and explained a lot on the phone, Xu Yang finally understood.

"You mean...you had a nightmare again last night?"

"I dreamed that I was taken to a ruined temple by four female ghosts?"

Xu Yang said speechlessly: "It's just a dream, you're afraid of wool... wait, why did you say again?"

　ps: I didn’t save the manuscript, so I rushed out more than 5000 words, and my head was very dizzy. I will write again during the day, and try to update 1 during the day.

　
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