Great time travel

In Nobita Nobita's room, the legendary place that once raised dinosaurs and entertained aliens, after sitting happily with Doraemon and Nobita Nobita for a while, Wang Qiu met Nobita Nobita's mother Nobita again Tamako, and his father Daisuke Nobi.

From the first impression, Nobi's mother is a hot-tempered housewife who hates Nobi Nobita all day long, and also has a little vanity, which makes Wang Qiu feel more Korean than Japanese; as for Nobi's father is an ordinary, somewhat chubby, traditional office worker. Except when he is drunk, he is usually afraid of his wife to death...

Although there are such and other shortcomings, in general, Nobi and his wife are good people who are easy to get along with.When Wang Qiu politely gave Nobi's father a universal military knife issued by the U.S. military, and Nobi's mother a can of military coffee powder with the Stars and Stripes label on it, the attitude of the middle-aged couple became even more enthusiastic. He also entertained Wang Qiu to stay and have dinner together.

Then, Wang Qiu was overwhelmed by the table full of small dishes and bowls on the dining table of Nobi's house.

——Japanese people don’t eat like us Chinese. Every dish on our Chinese table is served in one bowl, and the soup is served in a large bowl or soup pot. Everyone takes a spoon to share and drink.However, each Japanese eats on a separate plate. When we watch Japanese TV dramas or anime, we will also notice that when they eat at home, although everyone’s dishes are the same, they must be divided into equal portions. Eat your own portion.

No way, the Japanese just like to use various small cups, saucers, and bowls to hold some side dishes, snacks, and even condiments such as sauces. They don’t bother to prepare several servings, one small bowl for each person.For example, today, Nobi’s mother made a decent home-cooked meal—“one juice and three dishes” that Japanese families often eat, that is, three dishes and one soup, because there are four people in the family, plus Wang Qiu Guests, so you have to prepare a full twenty dishes and soup bowls.Plus a rice bowl for each person, and small dishes for sauces and snacks... I'm afraid there are more than thirty bowls in total.

Therefore, looking at the small plates and bowls on the table, Wang Qiu suddenly felt that Nobi's mother must have worked very hard to wash the dishes after dinner.
Compared with the large number of small plates and small bowls, the number of dishes in each plate is pitifully small, probably not enough to feed a mouse—first of all, each person has a small grilled fish, only three inches to four inches. Inch long, it is usually used to feed cats in China; then there is a bowl of vegetable salad, which is small enough to make Kung Fu tea, and there are only two tomatoes, a pinch of lettuce leaves and half a spoonful of sauce in it, which is probably enough for Wang Qiu One bite; followed by a stewed taro, the amount is also only enough for one bite, and finally a small bowl of seaweed tofu miso soup...

——Wang Qiu finally understands why Doraemon can still eat after eating so many gong cakes every day. At the same time, he also understands why Japanese schools provide nutritious lunches for students: such a little food, How can it be eaten for adolescent children?
In short, after Wang Qiu returned to his home, he went to the Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant and ordered a bowl of beef ramen, so he didn't wake up hungry in the middle of the night...

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After getting acquainted with Doraemon and the others, out of childhood longings and dreams, Wang Qiu, who has always been thick-skinned, disregarded that playing with college students and elementary school students seemed to be a bit of a loss, so he still took time out of his pocket to visit every day... and soon thereafter Aware of the many unreasonable things in this world.

The first day was nothing but Nobita Nobita's room, listening to him brag about his wonderful adventures in the past.Then, Doraemon took out the automatic medical box, diagnosed and treated Wang Qiu's scars from beating the dog before, and injected a strange medicine, which instantly made the skin smooth and clean, and the effect seemed to be better than that of the Lord God Space. The whole body repair is even better - thanks to this thing, Nobi Nobita was able to be alive and healthy as he is now after fighting against so many powerful opponents, instead of lying on the hospital bed dying of missing arms and legs ...

To put it bluntly, the various stories of Doraemon may also be considered as some form of infinite flow novels.And Doraemon played the role of the main god and guide-of course, it is a particularly kind and gentle version. The goal of "Infinite Horror" is to unlock the gene lock, while Doraemon's goal is to train Nobi, a good-for-nothing, into a useful person for society... Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be very successful.

The next day came early, before Nobi Nobita finished school, and Wang Qiu, led by Doraemon, wandered around the vicinity of Nobi's house.Generally speaking, the location of Nobi’s house—the area around Tsukimidai, Nerima District, Tokyo—is a typical small Japanese-style house, that is, a two- or three-story building with a low wall, with a The open space piled with three concrete pipes, coupled with the towering Tokyo Tower in the distance, feels like a favorite place for all kinds of cosmic monsters to wreak havoc... But the problem is, in a secluded house some distance from Nobi's house In the area, Wang Qiu made a rather horrifying discovery - there was a Maori detective agency that didn't seem to be doing well, and there was a quiet little boy wearing glasses playing football in the nearby open space... Out of caution Thinking about it, Wang Qiu immediately turned around and left without going up to say hello.

(Explanation: In "Detective Conan", the living environment scene of the elementary school student Edogawa Conan)
On the third day, at a remote street corner not far from Nobi’s house, Wang Qiu was surprised to find a strange little white animal with a body like a cat and a rabbit, but with a big fox-like tail—this The tail is so big that it covers its body.

When Wang Qiu met this guy, he was squatting in front of the telephone pole, holding half a biscuit in one paw, with a cute "ω"-shaped mouth, and two ruby-like eyes, bright and round. The round face seems to keep smiling all the time, and the big tail is swinging back and forth behind it... However, despite its cute appearance, Wang Qiu, who vaguely guessed the guy's real identity, is I broke out in a cold sweat on the spot, and before it could say the classic line "Please sign a contract with me and become a magical girl.", it ran away in a hurry.

——Well, Comrade Wang Qiu, in fact, you don’t have to worry so much at all. Even if this guy is really Chubby, he should basically be a lewd beast who specializes in seducing cute and cute girls. How could he like a rough guy like you!You are not the cute and cute super fake girl in the anime!
(Explanation: In "Magic Girl Madoka Magica", the big villain Chubby who tricked an ignorant girl into signing a contract to become a magical girl, and finally degenerated into the collapse of the witch.)
On the fourth day, in order to explore the secrets that might be hidden in the "main god ball" at hand, Wang Qiu contacted Nagato Yuki on the phone number of Nobi's house, and agreed to meet at a cafe near Nobi's house.As a result, on the way to the coffee shop with "Lord God" and Doraemon, Wang Qiu happened to see a Japanese middle school teacher wearing a traditional kimono and clogs, with disheveled hair like a bird's nest on his neck. Putting a rope around him, he yelled "Desperate, desperate! I am completely desperate for this world!" while walking out of the school gate with handouts in his hands.

(Explanation: In "Desperate Teacher", the middle school teacher who has a strong suicidal tendency uses "despair" as his mantra.)
In the end, Wang Qiu asked Nagato Yuki to take the "main god" who was currently crashing back to ponder over it slowly because he couldn't find any results in the research for a while.

The fifth day is New Year’s Day—please don’t ask the author to explain why Nobi Nobita still wears short-sleeved shirts and shorts in winter, and whether he is exercising his ability to withstand the cold—in order to respect the local customs, Wang Qiu followed the Nobi family I went to a nearby shrine for a New Year's visit, but I was surprised to find that the destination was called Higurashi Shrine, the maiden's name was Higurashi Kagome, and there was a famous sacred tree and a famous bone-eating well in the backyard of the shrine...

(Explanation: The initial scene of "Inuyasha" traveled back to the Warring States Period and staged a scene of the heroine Kagome's home where "the relationship between human and dog is not over".)
On the sixth day... After seeing so many unscientific and unreasonable things, and experiencing the emotional evolution process from sluggishness to numbness, and finally calming down completely, Wang Qiu felt that Tokyo on this plane was really scary , it is better to look elsewhere...

In the end, he still hadn't decided whether to visit Shinnosuke Nohara, or to visit Haruhi Suzumiya's house—Xiaoxin lives in Saitama County, which is very close to Tokyo, and the transportation is convenient, but Wang Qiu felt that he and a little kid were too far away. There is no common language; Haruhi Suzumiya is a cute girl full of energy, but she is far away in Hyogo Prefecture in the west of Japan, and Tokyo is just at the two ends of Japan. Meng arrived there directly through the random door, but there was no way to guarantee that the random door would not be used by Nobi Nobita before he came back from the visit. Instead of realizing that there was no way out at that time, it would be better to take the train directly from the beginning—— He received a call from Nagato Yuki at Nobi's house:
"...Wang Qiusang, you should be with Doraemon now! I'm in Xiaoxin's house in Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture, and I noticed something unusual!"

No matter what the situation, Nagato Yuki’s voice was as smooth as a frozen lake, “…When Suzumiya Haruhi and I were visiting Xiaoxin’s house, the ‘Lord God’ ball that had been shut down suddenly started up again, Announced that in six hours, everyone in Xiaoxin's family will be allowed to enter the scene of "Alien 1" together... Kasuga-san has already happily called to summon Ah Xu, Asahina-senpai, and Koizumi-kun from the SOS team, and Xiaoxin The whole family and Xiaoxin's friends are also ready, waiting for you now..."

--What?The main god space is not finished yet?And the infinitely terrifying time travel experience is not over yet?

The sudden bad news made Wang Qiu, who was unprepared, tremble for a moment, and almost dropped the phone.

However, just as Wang Qiu's face changed drastically when he heard that, Comrade Doraemon's eyes lit up with excitement, and he yelled before the phone was hung up:
"...Oh oh oh! Interesting things finally happened again! Brother Wang Qiu, wait a minute! I'll go and call Nobi, Fat Tiger, and Shizuka, and let's go to Kasukabe together! How can such an interesting thing happen? What about our youth adventure group?"

Seeing Doraemon rushing out of the room with its two round short legs shaking, Wang Qiu couldn't help but stroked his forehead and sighed.

——The pile of bad things in the main god space seems to be unfinished...

Fortunately, I have three of the strongest adventure teams in history—the SOS team of Haruhi Suzumiya... Crayon Shin-chan's Kasukabe Defense Team... Doraemon's Boys Adventure Team... Tsk tsk, such a super-luxury combination of heaven-defying standards If the lineup is dispatched together, I am afraid that even the top powers such as God, Allah and Buddha can be overthrown. Now it is just to deal with a small alien, isn't it easy to catch?

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PS: Recently, I saw a passage in a certain book, and I was deeply touched-"...Any story, once formed, has its own life. It needs to face the eyes of readers and critics alone. The cynicism or sarcasm of critics, in a way, it no longer has anything to do with the author himself.”

It can be seen from this that the reason why "Resurgence of China" and "Infinite Horror" can create a genre, the reason why "Stealing the Light" aroused such a shocking craze, the reason why "Lingao Qiming" has countless fan works, and the reason why "The Rabbit That Year" The reason why "Those Things" can be on the background of news TV may be because they happen to entrust some of the dreams of the readers!And being able to write a living work is also the long-cherished wish of every author-I may have almost achieved it, but unfortunately it fell short in the end.Alas~~~~~~ I hope the results of the new book will be even better.

There is also a passage: "...It is inevitable that the author's daily habits are mixed in novels and articles. The character of the character is often a projection of the author's own character. The fate of the character is often closely related to the author's experience." ——Well, after reading Grandma Qiongyao's biography, I realized why she admired mistress so much, and why she emphasized true love is invincible so much.

I think, I'm probably a bit colder when the three views are basically correct, and I like to destroy children's fantasies.

Who let my childhood fantasies be destroyed one by one by the harsh reality?