Great time travel

Chapter No.17, You will lose if you are serious

There is such a mantra on the Internet called: If you are serious, you will lose.

There is also a mantra on the Internet called: The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

And this is also a true portrayal of many unsatisfactory things in daily life.

For example, when Haruhi Suzumiya's SOS team, Crayon Shin-chan's Kasukabe Defense Team, and Doraemon's Boys Adventure Team, these three super invincible teams who once traversed the multiverse and made countless enemies fearful, as well as Nohara's parents and others Gathered together, sitting on the tatami mats in the living room of Nohara’s home in Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture, Japan, waiting with bated breath for the “Lord God” to transmit them into the film “Alien 1”, but the result was not as they imagined. Traveling through another world, I saw a hideous alien that suddenly fell from the roof of Nohara Shinnosuke's house...

——According to Nagato Yuki's after-the-fact analysis, since the "Main God" has been severely damaged, it can't work normally at all, and even the most basic programs have been almost destroyed, so it is really powerless to pull people in now, so I have to make do Let the monsters out.

What's even more tragic is that due to the serious lack of energy of the main god, the released alien is also a shrunken version-only the size of a basketball.

The next moment, the alien, which was originally only the size of a basketball, was lifted up by the prepared Doraemon with the [shrinking light], and it became only the size of a Japanese yen coin, and then put it into a thick In the glass bottle, enjoy the cruel onlookers of a large group of good-natured people...

——No matter how hideous the monster is, when it becomes as big as a fingernail, not many people will be afraid of it.

Well, Shinnosuke Nohara also took a plastic straw and teased this "miniature alien" like a bug, watching it happily spit out acid, corroding the straw with many holes, and at the same time The inner wall of the glass bottle was pitted and corroded—unfortunately, because there was no food supplement at all, this poor alien could not spray a few mouthfuls of acid, and could not corrode a hole in the glass bottle to get out.

"...Oh! It's really fun! It must be more interesting to raise than a unicorn! Mom, can I raise it at home?"

After playing with the miniature version of Alien for a while, the five-year-old Shinnosuke Nohara made the above request very "naively".

——Hey, what do you think of aliens?Is to want it to perform chick catching.Chicken or dance ass dance?
Wang Qiu could only roll his eyes speechlessly, but Doraemon and others didn't take it seriously-they even raised or made even scarier things!

Well, but, thinking about it, I know that a "cat-shaped baby-rearing robot" that can carry a 1000-gigaton TNT-equivalent nuclear warhead and is ready to be used to blow up mice probably doesn't even know how the word "fear" is written!
"...Of course not! Such an ugly thing will scare the guests!" Xiaoxin's mother, Nohara Miu, put her hands on her hips, and said with a straight face, "...and our family still has 30 years to pay off the mortgage. Just one dog, Xiaobai, is enough, where can we raise more small animals?"

Well, in the eyes of the housewife, Mizu Nohara, the alien that can scare the astronauts seems to be something like a cockroach?

Well, however, in the world of Crayon Shin-chan, most things really don’t need to be taken too seriously, because all the evil villains and enemies who try to destroy the world have at most the IQ of a five-year-old child...or even more stupid .

"...What an ugly bastard!" This is the comment of His Royal Highness Haruhi Suzumiya, "...I'd better die soon!"

Therefore, Fat Tiger said next that in order to celebrate the victory of defeating the alien and defending the earth, he would sing a song on the spot... The others hurriedly took out cotton to plug their ears, but the alien in the bottle immediately staggered and fell, in the presence of the gods. Under the adult's curse and Fat Tiger's singing, he died helplessly.

——At this point, with the disappointment of the SOS group, the Kasukabe defense team and the boy adventure group, the plot of "Alien 1" is over.

In this incredible world, there are many things you lose if you take it seriously...

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At noon that day, the Nohara family entertained Wang Qiu, Haruhi Suzumiya, Doraemon and the others for a sumptuous lunch.

In general, although the head of the family is also a typical nine-to-five office worker under heavy mortgage pressure, the Nohara family seems to be richer than the Nobi family. First of all, Hiroshi Nohara is a member of Futaba Trading The head of the sales department has an annual salary of more than 600 million yen, while Nobi’s father only works as a "secretary assistant" (similar to a secretary or adjutant), and his position and income are much worse; secondly, life in Saitama County The cost is also slightly lower than in Tokyo, so the Nohara family can afford a car—although it is paid in installments over ten years—but the Nobi family cannot afford it.

This difference is reflected in the dining table, that is, the food at Nohara's family is better than that at Nobi's family. Although there are nearly 20 people at the table at a time, everyone still gets a piece of delicious tonkatsu and two fried chicken legs... But That's it.The amount of meat is limited, and it is impossible for everyone to let go of their bellies, and delicacies from mountains and seas are really unaffordable.The vegetables are green peppers and carrots... and more than half of the green peppers were secretly thrown away by Xiaoxin.

——No way, Shinnosuke Nohara's extreme dislike for green peppers is as famous as his liking for beautiful big sisters.

After this lunch, Suzumiya Haruhi-sama, who had already lost some interest, went back to Hyogo Prefecture through the random gate.But Yuki Nagato stayed temporarily, and studied the function and secret of the "Lord God" ball with Doraemon - I don't know how Nagato Yuki, an alien agent, did it from the "Lord God" circle. A port was made on the ball, and then connected to the laptop with a data cable...

As for Wang Qiu, who is completely uninvolved in this kind of professional issue, under the guidance of Xiaoxin, he visited the house of the Nohara family. After a closer look, there is no room except the room on the second floor of the Nohara house as a study. Everyone sleeps, and the whole family sleeps on the floor in a large room on the first floor at night, but the whole building structure is almost the same as that of Nobi's house... Could it be that traditional Japanese buildings all have the same routine?
In addition, Nohara Shinnosuke also proudly showed off their new building - a second-hand luxury dog ​​house bought by Xiaobai for [-] yen from the flea market. It adopts a Japanese-style palace structure and is very delicate. The carved beams and painted buildings look really beautiful... The only flaw is that the owner of the dog house, Xiaobai, seems to have a bad complexion and a sluggish look... It was later discovered that Xiaoxin forgot to feed the dog today .

Speaking of which, the life of Xiaobai, a mongrel dog, in Xiaoxin's house was really ups and downs and bleak—sometimes because Xiaoxin accidentally forgot to feed him, he was so hungry that he was skinny; Zhou’s dog food made his belly bulge; sometimes he was fat like a pig, and sometimes he was thin like a skeleton; from time to time, he was dragged by Xiaoxin to breed with some strange animals... Thanks to "Crayon Shin-chan" For a comedy series, science, logic and rationality are just floating clouds, otherwise this ill-fated puppy would have been buried in the ground long ago.

As it was getting late, the adults from various families called one after another to urge, Xiaoxin's children in Futaba Kindergarten also left one after another, preparing to go home and go to bed.Nobi Nobita, Minamoto Shizuka, Koukawa Otokawa, Fat Tiger and other elementary school students also started to pack their things... But at this moment, Nagato Yuki, who was wearing rabbit earphones and staring at the screen, suddenly took off the earphones and turned to speak , another update alert!
"... There is a new change in the main god space! One hour later, we will enter the plot of "The Grudge"! Please pay attention..."

This sudden news made Wang Qiu, who was about to dig into Doraemon's dimensional pocket, staggered involuntarily.

Eh?Alien has just been sung by Fat Tiger's singing, and now there is a cursed ghost with no eyes looking for death?

Well, although Haruhi Suzumiya has left, the camp of the Nohara family is still very strong, so there should be no serious problems!
Therefore, the interested people gathered in the living room of Nohara's house again, watching TV while waiting for "The Grudge" to turn Nohara's house into a haunted house.The Nohara family also enthusiastically discussed the question of "Where will the ghost of Kayako come out from?"

Unfortunately, after the "Lord God" prompted to enter the plot, the Nohara family, Doraemon and others searched for a long time, but found nothing unusual.It wasn't until I heard Xiaobai's dog barking hoarsely in the yard that I found a super copycat version of "The Grudge" from his doghouse...

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"...The Nohara family's latest addition to the luxury dog ​​house for the mongrel dog Xiaobai originally belonged to a little Chihuahua bitch named Gayako from across the street. Brutally raped and murdered by another thick, black wolf dog... Jia Coconut's unjust soul has since become an earth-bound spirit, sold to the Nohara family together with the luxurious dog house in his lifetime, and entangled Xiaobai, who had a crush on him before..."

While listening to Nagato Yuki's explanation without any ups and downs, I watched a ghost of a Chihuahua bitch come out of Xiaobai's dog food bowl and float around the dog house, making Xiaobai bark and bark in fright. Everyone couldn't help feeling the urge to throw their bodies on the ground and hit their heads against the wall:

"...God! The dog house version of "The Grudge"... Isn't this cheating?"

——No way, in this incredible world, if you are serious about many things, you will lose...

In short, through Nagato Yuki's "information operation", everyone finally successfully dispelled the evil spirit of the bitch version of Kayako, and successfully completed this "dog ghost love" love, so that Xiaobai lived every day. You can see the "happy life" of the ghost of the little bitch Kayako...