Great time travel

After the hilarious plot of the doghouse version of "The Grudge" was completely over, the severely disabled main god seemed to have stopped for a while.

——Of course, since even the main god space has collapsed, the rewards and exchange services for completing the mission will naturally disappear.

Therefore, whether it is the SOS group of Haruhi Suzumiya, the Kasukabe defense team of Shinnosuke Nohara, or the youth adventure group of Doraemon, after cheering and celebrating, they can only go home dullly. Apart from the adventure itself, Not much practical gain.

Before leaving, the alien girl Nagato Yuki took away the main god ball, preparing to continue to use powerful computing power for research.

Wang Qiu, on the other hand, focused his energy on exploring Doraemon, and came to some not-so-pleasant conclusions.

First of all, in the world of Doraemon, although time is obviously passing normally, there is still no real change, just like a Mobius ring - Nobita Nobita has passed through an unknown number of winters. It's summer vacation, and he's still a permanent fifth grader!

(The manga originally set Nobi Nobita as a fourth grader in elementary school, and it took more than 30 years before he was promoted to fifth grade)
Of course, strictly speaking, it is not without changes. For example, laptops appeared in Nobi Nobita’s room, and Nobi’s friends and parents used mobile phones. Nobi and Doraemon even have personal webpages on the Internet... In short The only thing that changes is the background of the times.

Secondly, in Doraemon's pocket, there are many props that completely control the law of causality, such as the pocket parliament, the dictator button, and the telephone booth... These props that seem to be able to easily conquer the world are in the hands of Nobi Nobita. It is really a scary thing to only keep making jokes——after Wang Qiu tried out the Pocket Congress, he came up with a creepy inference that this thing might not be able to change the reality at all, but only for the use of The author virtualized a memory, the purpose is to educate the user not to abuse power and so on...

Then, after paying tribute to Doraemon with several large plates of various pastries and dried fish, Wang Qiu finally borrowed a few props from it to take home—but was disappointed to find that the props of Doraemon It is completely useless to get the world from Wang Qiu's side.Perhaps it is due to the different rules of the world... For the same reason, the passage between the world of Doraemon and Wang Qiu's world is also one-way. , but the opposite pocket was blocked by an invisible barrier, and it was impossible to get out.

While Wang Qiu was a little disappointed by this discovery, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.After all, Nobi Nobita, a good-for-nothing elementary school student, has a plague-god physique not much better than Conan, a god of death elementary school student. Basically, no matter where he goes, he will be in trouble. If Doraemon's next novel is actually "Nobita" "The Battle of the Urban Management Headquarters", then Wang Qiu probably had to hang himself afterwards...

In fact, the daily life of Nobita Nobita and Doraemon alone made Wang Qiu very horrified.

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In any case, it is true that Doraemon is indeed a very good robot.Even a waste like Nobi Nobita, as long as he uses this robot and fully utilizes its abilities, he will definitely be able to create an extraordinary future...

The problem is, he has the size, horsepower, and weight to turn everyday life into a nightmare for the Nobi family.

——哆啦a梦，身高129。3公分，体重129。3公斤，力量129。3马力，最高时速129。3公里。

Next, I don't know if it is because of the need to carry excellent artificial intelligence, the diameter of his big head is 80 centimeters!

With such a huge head, it is a bit unbelievable that he can still come to Nobita's house.

——As we all know, Nobita Nobita's desk is connected to a time machine, and Doraemon from the 22nd century comes out of the drawer of the desk.But the problem is that most people's desk drawers are only sixty to seventy centimeters in length and width at most... So, if Nobi Nobita also used an ordinary primary school student's desk, then Doraemon's head melon seeds will be stuck Can't get out of the drawer...

——It’s hard to come all the way from the 22nd century to the modern age, but it’s stuck at the place where the destination is just in front of us... so sad!

Fortunately, although the desk in Nobi Nobita's room looks simple, it is not a compact desk like that of ordinary elementary school students, but a high-end desk used by directors of large companies. The main drawer is also one meter wide and 90 meter deep. The super size of [-] cm... Sigh, Nobi Nobita is only a primary school student, but he uses such a luxurious and luxurious desk as a desk, which shows how high Nobita's parents have expected of this child.

However, their precious son didn't use the big desk to study hard. Instead, a futuristic robot emerged from the desk drawer that allowed him to live a good life without working hard, making him a super celebrity with a reputation in the multiverse... ... Sometimes things in this world are really unpredictable.

However, thanks to Nobi Nobita's luxurious desk, Doraemon can get in and out of the desk drawer without incident.But from the moment Doraemon of this size started to live in Nobi's house, the whole family really started to have big headaches—for example, just passing each other in the corridor of the house was difficult. : The corridor width of Japanese family usually only has 90 centimeters, but Doraemon with head diameter 80 centimeters passes through this kind of corridor, just only has 10 centimeters of widths left.If you meet Doraemon on a narrow path in the corridor, one of them must retreat back.

For this reason, Nobi's house had to undergo a large-scale renovation, expanding the width of the corridors and stairs by one and a half meters, wasting a lot of space and area.

In addition, it is even more difficult for Doraemon to go up and down the stairs-Doraemon's legs are only about 20 centimeters long, and it is impossible to step up the narrow and steep Japanese-style family stairs.In addition, the soles of his feet are flat and big, and the diameter may be 40 centimeters. In order to allow him to stand on the stairs, the steps of Nobi's stairs had to be made very large... But such a long staircase To build in such a small house, the construction space must be taken up!Why not just climb the ladder like a submariner!
——The final solution is that Doraemon installed a suspension engine on the soles of its feet, allowing itself to "float" and walk like a ghost.

The fact that the head is too big and the legs are too short has already caused these troubles, and then there are even more terrible problems-Doraemon weighs 129 kilograms and has a power of 3 horsepower.In this way, living with such a robot is extremely dangerous!You know, Doraemon maintains the habit of a cat, and climbs up to the eaves to fall in love with the female cat twice in three days... But the weight of 129 kilograms, can such a thin eaves of a Japanese-style house bear it?That's heavier than two Wang Qiu or three Yebi Daxiong!It's like a sumo wrestler!

——For this reason, the roof and beams of Nobi’s house must be specially reinforced, and the material conversion lamp is used to turn the wood into high-strength alloy steel.

Compared with the weight of 129 kilograms, the power of 3 horsepower is even more terrifying, because the maximum power of human beings does not exceed 129 horsepower, so Doraemon alone can easily overturn more than 3 ordinary people—— Although Nobita often confronts Doraemon and embraces each other, if he really does this, it will be more violent than being hit by a Roshan-level sumo wrestler with all his strength. Guaranteed to fly out!

Not only that, Nobita sometimes wrestles with Doraemon to grab a dorayaki, but if Wang Qiu is asked to do this kind of thing with a robot that weighs 129 kg and has a power of 3 horsepower , It is guaranteed that the whole body will be comminuted and the internal organs will be ruptured... Let the seemingly ordinary daily life cast a terrifying shadow of death in this way-fortunately, Nobi Nobita is very resistant to beating, so he survived tenaciously.

However, there is a more terrifying guy in the world of "Doraemon", that is Fat Tiger.This kid king even knocked Doraemon unconscious by him.Doraemon can already fight twenty at a time, and Fat Tiger's hand-to-hand combat power is even higher than that of Doraemon. It is estimated that it will not be a problem to kill all over Hong Kong's Causeway Bay with a watermelon knife. No wonder he dared to say "I Everything that belongs to me is mine, and everything that belongs to you is mine.” Such domineering words... But facing such a fat tiger who is so strong against the sky, Nobi Nobita often resists him bravely, even Also beat him many times.I think it is because of such indomitable perseverance that I can live with such a terrible Doraemon.

The most terrible thing is that when Doraemon ran away in fright when encountering a mouse, the highest speed that burst out in an instant was also 129 kilometers per hour... The problem is, when this cat-shaped robot encounters a mouse, most of the time It should be at home and indoors: a robot weighing 3 kg is rampaging in a narrow family mansion at a speed close to that of an express train... This scene is really scary!
Fortunately, no matter how many things Doraemon broke during the rampage, as long as it is illuminated with the restoration light, it will be restored as new immediately.

As for the destruction and commotion that Doraemon's props brought to Nobi's house... I don't know how to describe it.

Here, Wang Qiu couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for Nobi's father and Nobi's mother... It's really hard for you to live in such a terrible home every day and arrange everything in order!

——As long as there is Doraemon, Nobi Nobita can live happily even if he doesn't work hard.But in order to live with such a terrifying Doraemon, one has to work extraordinarily hard.Sure enough, even the high technology of the 22nd century is not perfect!

On the other hand, when Wang Qiu observed the daily life of the Nobi family with curiosity, horror, and even admiration, alien agent Nagato Yuki finally made a preliminary step in his research on the "main god" ball. the result of.