Great time travel

Chapter 83, The Goddess Is Really Difficult

"...Look! Look! These are the two otherworldly real dragons Captain Wang just captured! They are being led along the street by him!"

"...Oh! This... is the legendary real dragon? But this head... feels a little too small!"

"...Although it's a bit smaller in size, in terms of appearance, it is indeed much more powerful than the bipedal dragons ridden by the natives..."

"...But Comrade Xiao Wang tied the dragon with a rope and pulled it out for a walk without putting him in a cage. Isn't it too dangerous?"

"...That's right, walking dragons on the street like a dog! How big is this nerve? Aren't you afraid of them breathing fire and biting people?"

"...Don't worry! Captain Wang is not that unreliable! Since he dares to walk around in the street like this, he must have taken precautions."

"... Ah... I know this inside information! Doraemon's prop [Momotaro rice ball] should have been heard of! It is the kind of omnipotent animal taming food. Captain Wang has fed these two little dragons. So they are really better than dogs now!"

"...[Momotaro rice ball]? That legendary thing that can tame even devils, tyrannosaurus rex and space monsters? No wonder..."

On the streets of Arnus City, Captain Wang Qiu of the Urban Management Team was leading two young dragons that had just been captured, parading through the streets in a grand manner.

——Although the small disturbance in the elven village did not spread to the city walls of Arnus, the air raid siren played because of the detection of the young dragon had still affected the hearts of the people in the city. And it is true that the urban management brigade killed many people in one breath because of the arrogance of that teasing sub-god.Therefore, in order to appease people's hearts, even though the matter was hasty, Wang Qiu temporarily organized a simple triumphal parade.

At present, most of the buildings in the urban area of ​​Arnus are still idle, but as the trial operation of various tourism projects is about to be completed, it has gradually gained some popularity.At this time, a group of idlers gathered on the side of the road and in front of the window facing the street, watching the two dragons, pointing and pointing.

Christopher, the American representative who had just left the arms of the "angel family" prostitute, was also standing under the street lamp at this time, watching Wang Qiu and his party who "returned triumphantly" with great interest.However, unlike others, he did not put all his attention on the two young dragons, but paid more attention to the sub-god wearing a black gothic loli skirt and carrying a huge ax spear on his shoulder Apostle, Lori Mercury "My Majesty"...

"...That look is... a gothic lolita? You still carry such a big ax on your shoulders? It's probably made of plastic, right?"

He smiled and said to the Chinese reception staff next to him, "...you people from the Chinese government are quite good at cosplaying now."

The corner of the Chinese receptionist's mouth twitched, "...No, sir, she is an aborigine here, and she is also a religious person."

"...But, this is obviously...a gothic lolita! I have seen such a dress in a maid cafe in Akihabara, Japan."

Christopher had a look of disbelief on his face, "...Which religion's clergy would dress like this? Adorable religion? Lolicon religion?"

"...I'm not joking with you, sir, this Miss Lori Mercury is indeed an apostle of the sub-god who serves Gomorrah, the god of war, or the most senior priest and envoy of the gods. The black suit on her body The Scottish Lolita costume is actually the standard priest costume of the God of War Gomorrah Church..."

"...The priest's uniform of the Church of God of War?! There is such a God of War? Oh, my God!" Christopher couldn't help being horrified: with his too poor brain, it is really impossible to imagine that a team composed of Hess Gothic What a subversive scene it would be for an army of loli to go to war.

In addition, Mr. Christopher Wallace also keenly noticed a key word, "...you said she is... Yashen?!"

"...Ah, that's right, this Miss Mercury is not an extraordinary person, but a sub-god who serves Gomorrah, the god of war, similar to Valkyrie, the Valkyrie in Norse mythology... Ah, no, her status It should be much more noble than the Valkyrie Valkyrie. An apostle of a sub-god like her is equivalent to a reserve or alternate god of the gods. As long as she lives long enough, she will definitely become a god! Putting it on the earth is alive Jesus, Sakyamuni and Muhammad! Well, maybe even more powerful, after all, Jesus can't live forever like her, and live as long as the sky..."

"...Jesus from another world...is this kind of virtue?" Christopher imagined in his mind, the scene of Comrade Jesus wearing a black silk Gothic loli skirt, preaching everywhere, and he couldn't help but feel messed up by a gust of wind. Thinking can't... and even embarrassing...

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At the same time, Wang Qiu's triumphant team has left the sight of all foreign audiences and entered the inner city, which is still a military restricted zone.

As soon as they entered, the two young dragons were surrounded by a group of scientists in white coats, followed by a team of crazy reporters holding cameras.

"...Oh, there are actually two real dragons throwing themselves into the trap this time? Well done! Son!"

Mayor Wang Meiling looked at the young dragon who had eaten [Momotaro rice ball] at both ends, and was as obedient as a dog. The Beijing Zoo has always wanted to get a few dragons back, and the Hengdian Film and Television City also wanted to raise a dragon for filming costume dramas, but unfortunately it has been out of stock, and now it is finally available. And there is one male and one female, just right for mating breed..."

——This...Mom, there are so many flaws in what you said just now, I don't know where to start complaining!
"...Uh, mom, this is a lizard-shaped dragon in Western fantasy concepts. It is completely different from the dragon of our Eastern Chinese civilization. You can tell that it is completely different just by looking at its size and appearance. Even if you send it up, you can't accept it. Auspicious. Moreover, these two young dragons were born to the same parents, and belong to brother and sister or sister-sibling relationship. If they are used for inbreeding, will something go wrong?" Wang Qiu said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"...Hey, no matter what kind of dragon it is, it's better to have it than not to have it? Besides, what human ethics do these two beasts need to consider!"

Mayor Wang Meiling didn't take it seriously, "...at most there will be a few stillbirths and deformed babies, it's not a big deal..."

"...However, based on the average lifespan of a real dragon, it may take another 500 years for them to become adults and have the ability to reproduce..."

"...500 years?!! Uh, this is indeed a problem. I really can't afford to wait for such a long time." Mayor Wang Meiling immediately gasped, "...can you use some methods to accelerate the ripening? What? For example... 【Time Furoshiki】?"

"...Using [Time Buroshiki] to ripen the young dragon into an adult dragon? This... can be done! But have you considered the consequences?"

Wang Qiu spread his hands, "... [Momotaro Onigiri]'s taming ability only takes effect on this side of the 'gate'. When the two dragons arrived in the urban area of ​​Hong Kong on the other side of the 'gate', they immediately lost control—— With the current size and strength of these two young dragons, they can barely be kept in the strongest cage, but if they are replaced by two adult dragons... Isn't this equivalent to throwing two Godzillas into the urban area of ​​Hong Kong? ?They also breathe fire!?

In addition, because they are not pure-blooded Yanlongs, but hybrids of Yanlongs and water dragons, it is actually hard to say whether they are fertile or not—there are similar examples on Earth, whether it is horses and donkeys The hybrid mule is still a liger that is a hybrid of a lion and a tiger. Although they look healthy, they all have insurmountable obstacles in terms of reproduction..."

"...That's it... It seems that there is no other way, so let's keep it as it is, and ship it back like this! 500 years, 500 years..."

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Next, the relevant department sent a notice, not only asking Wang Qiu and the others to transport the captured two young dragons and the sub-god Giselle, who was cut into a stick, to China as soon as possible for research.At the same time, the relevant departments also invited Ms. Lori Mercury, a "living sub-god sample", to visit Hong Kong, so as to observe closely, and to confirm whether the sub-gods from other worlds can still display their abilities after arriving on the earth. Divine power.

In addition, in order to confirm whether the magicians of the Farmat continent can cast spells on the earth, and whether the earthlings can master alien spells, the blue-haired girl magician Lelei and her sister, who were the first batch of leading parties, , is also invited to the earth this time.

Therefore, Wang Qiu fed a large amount of fresh meat mixed with narcotics to the two hybrid young dragons to make them unconscious, then stuffed the young dragons into iron cages, loaded them into a truck and prepared to set off.Lelei, Loli and others also readily agreed to the invitation—they have long been curious about the hometown of the outsider.However, just when this mighty team passed through the "gate" in the style of an ancient Greek temple on the top of Arnus Hill, a sudden change occurred...

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As we all know, around the vast majority of protagonists, there will always be various abnormal situations, and this phenomenon is usually collectively referred to as the protagonist's halo.According to the difference in specific effects, it can be further subdivided into group ridicule halo, IQ loss halo, stallion☆ halo, girl pickup halo, hatred halo, adventure halo, king bully halo, explosive seed halo, invincible halo, and leapfrog monster killing Halo blah blah blah.But after a closer look, whether it is the famous elementary school student Conan, the cute-looking magical girl Illya, the bright and upright Captain America, the passionate and funny Luffy, the bitter Harry Potter, and even the useless Nobi Nobita, although they have different personalities and styles, they still have one thing in common, that is, they will make big news wherever they go-this shows that the so-called protagonist's halo is actually a disaster halo, and other effects are just incidental .

In the same way, Comrade Wang Qiu has always had a catastrophe physique. Wherever he goes, he will bring all kinds of bad luck and natural disasters, but sometimes they will lurk and sometimes explode: and now, it is the halo of natural disasters on Wang Qiu's head. Time to start.

——Just when he sent people to escort two young dragons, a human sub-god, and a large number of followers, and was about to pass through the time-space gate in the shape of an ancient Greek temple and return to the earth, countless bright rays of light suddenly appeared. Lights up from the ceiling in the temple, running through the space inside the "door", creating a holy and solemn atmosphere.Next, a woman wearing a Greco-Roman white robe floated out of the colorful rays of light. She had a beautiful appearance, a slender figure, and a dignified and kind demeanor. Heart.

However, as long as you make a closer distinction, you can easily find that she is not a real living person, or even an entity, but a holographic phantom projected in the void, or in other words, similar to Luo Tianyi and Luo Tianyi. A virtual idol like Hatsune Miku.

——This is the true god of Farmat Continent, a pure spiritual aggregate... According to Xianxiawen, it is probably equivalent to the "out of body primordial spirit" of a cultivator, a wandering soul without a body, In other words, a group of 'concepts' has no form or quality, and naturally it cannot be destroyed.

Even so, the people who were caught off guard were dazzled for a while, and their faces were quite intoxicated.Only the apostle of the sub-god, Loli Mercury, had an ugly face, raised her ax and spear and cursed in a low voice: "...Cut! Sure enough, he came out again, Hanty, the lingering guy..."

Wang Qiu, who was standing next to Lolita, noticed the leaked news very sensitively, and immediately turned pale with shock: "...What? She is...the god of the underworld, Handy of this world? But, why did she appear in the here?"

"...Why did Hanty appear here? Because this gate connecting the two worlds originally belonged to her temple!"

Loli raised her neck and gave him a sideways glance, "...you were originally brought into this world by her! We are now in her territory!"

——Uh... Wang Qiu touched his nose in embarrassment. Although Luoli's words are not completely wrong, I'm afraid they may not be completely correct. Regarding the appearance of the "door" in Hong Kong's Victoria Bay, there is at least a part of the main god system Credit... But this matter is not enough for the natives...

All in all, after the stunning appearance, the phantom of Handy floating in mid-air first looked around like a goddess, then raised his fist to his mouth, made a dry coughing gesture, and then gave a speech...

Regrettably, as a pure spiritual body, she seems unable to make any sound, so everyone can only watch her mouth open and close, and the shape of her mouth change, but they can't even hear a single word.Similarly, no one present has mastered the rare skill of lip recognition... In this way, the arrival and speech of the majestic goddess of the underworld, and possibly the promulgation of the oracle, suddenly became a silent drama without subtitles. The sense of sacred and solemn oppression quickly disappeared from everyone's hearts, leaving only an indescribable sense of embarrassment...

Goddess Handy soon noticed this problem, but she couldn't find a way to solve it—only Lori Mercury, who was a sub-god, could "hear" clearly what Goddess Handy was saying by relying on divine power, but no matter what How many times Goddess Handy gestured to her pitifully, but she pouted her lips and ignored it, resolutely refusing to act as an intermediary and translator... Next, Goddess Handy, who was in a hurry, ran around in mid-air, looking down again and again. Looking at the crowd, finally his eyes lit up, and he ran straight at the blue-haired girl magician Lelai!

"...Oops! Unexpectedly, there is a body suitable for the descending of the gods!! Handy, wait for me!"

While the others were still puzzled, Lolita's expression changed. Unfortunately, before she could stop her, Lelei, who had been invaded by the goddess, fell to the ground with a "slap", and then she was full of radiance. The short hair also instantly grew into the waist-hanging long hair of the goddess Handy...

The next moment, there was a subtle change in appearance and demeanor, or Lelei, who was temporarily possessed by the goddess Handy, stood up from the ground again, and laughed in a strange tone, "...Ah! Little wretches of the world! Where do you want to take my apostle and my wife?"

In an instant, these words made the scene as if frozen in silence.Then, a small volcano erupted—

"...Are you kidding me? Who is your wife?!!"

Loli Mercury, the apostle of the sub-god, raised her gleaming giant axe, jumped up like a kitten whose tail had been stepped on, and pointed the sharp blade at the goddess Hanty possessed by the young magician Lelei, furiously Shouted, "...how many times have I said this! No one wants to be your bride! How can you get married if you have the same gender? You ghost without a body!"

"...Oh hehehe, what does that matter? In another 40 years, won't you become like me?"

The lost Lelei, or Goddess Handy, said with a smile, "...for a god without a body, what is the meaning of gender?"

Then, she turned around again and looked at Wang Qiu and the others, "...Hello, humans from another world! My name is Hanty, the Lord of Hades of this land, and the person who opened Mount Arnus. The 'gate' on the top of the hill allows you to come to the guide of the Farmat continent..."

Wang Qiu and the others were listening with bated breath, but at this point, Goddess Handy suddenly stopped talking and tilted her head cutely, "...that...can you treat me to dinner first before we start talking about the business?" How about a decent meal? I haven't eaten in years..."

--Depend on! !Wang Qiu and the others rolled their eyes inwardly, expressing that they were really speechless to such an out-of-the-box goddess...