Great time travel

Chapter 84, The Goddess Is Really Difficult

Handy, the goddess of the underworld, is in charge of hell, caves, underground spaces and other priesthoods. She is one of the oldest, most famous, and most powerful gods on the continent of Farmat.She has a holy city of Bernag, which has been widely believed and admired long before humans appeared on this continent.

It's a pity that he is an out-of-the-box lily.

Although she is the goddess of the underworld, Hanty also cares about the social progress of the mortal world, knowing that a world that is stagnant and lacks vitality will inevitably gradually decline and perish.Therefore, with astonishing grandeur and fearless spirit at all costs, Hanty regularly opened the time and space gate at the top of Arnus Hill, allowing different worlds to connect with the Farmat continent again and again, so that Farmat could Continents acquire species, civilizations, cultures, technologies and knowledge from other worlds.And as a price, the ruler of this continent is constantly changing with the passage of time.

It's a pity that he is an out-of-the-box lily.

The changes of species in the Falmat continent for thousands of years, the birth and evolution of civilization, the rise and fall of various races, the decline of elves, the invasion of orcs and the rise of humans, the outbreak of interplanetary wars... and so on. This series of history The big event of sex, the goddess of the underworld, Handy, is one of the driving forces behind the scenes.

It's a pity that he is an out-of-the-box lily.

The land of Farmat, which has been dormant in the wilderness for hundreds of millions of years and has remained unchanged for thousands of years under the rule of the elves, can become as crowded and lively as it is now. Handy, the goddess of the underworld, It can be said that it is indispensable.

It's a pity that he is a lily teaser who escapes thinking, um, and is also a foodie.

At this moment, in a high-end hotel in Arnus City, the goddess Handy, who has taken away the young magician Lelei, is attacking a large table of delicacies with shining eyes. He also piled up a lot of empty plates and bowls, completely ignoring the various video cameras and cameras set up around him, and was recording a "picture of a foodie goddess". Complicated eyes...

——Starting, staring, staring... I really want to kill with my eyes! ! !

Beside the goddess who was feasting, Lelei's older sister, the sorceress Albegio, was staring at her with eyes full of anger.

At this moment, Albegio had exhausted all his self-control in his life, so he didn't pick up the soup pot and give the head of the goddess who stole his sister's body.If Albegio's eyes could emit laser light like Superman's, the goddess Handy would have already been reduced to ashes at this moment.But considering that Goddess Handy is actually using Lelei's body now, I'm afraid Albegio wouldn't dare to do anything even if he really had such a power?

However, although he didn't have the guts to put the soup pot on the head of Goddess Handy, Albegio still had the guts to remind her.

"...Cough cough, Your Majesty the Goddess, may I remind you that you are using my sister's body right now."

Looking at the belly of Goddess Handy, or my sister, gradually bulging as if she was pregnant as Goddess Handy ate Hesai, Albegio couldn't help coughing dryly, and said, "... eat it in one go If there are so many words, it is likely to break her stomach..."

"...Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't eaten for a long time, and I can't help it for a while..."

Although the Goddess Handy was very out of line, she seemed to be quite talkative, she was not offended or annoyed at all, but put down the knife and fork with a smile, and wiped her lips with a napkin at the same time, "... …Sigh, ascension to heaven and becoming a god sounds very good, but in fact there is really not much benefit! Sometimes I feel that I am not as good as the poorest mortal—because of being out of the body, not to mention fine wine and food, even the roughest brown bread I can't even chew on it, and I can't drink the most common cold water, and I can't even remember when the last meal was!"

"...Uh...can't you find someone to possess a body and enjoy it like you are doing now?" Mayor Wang Meiling, who was accompanying her, asked in confusion.

"... Sigh, there is no one in a thousand mortals who are suitable for possession like this blue-haired girl. How can it be so easy to find? The soul of a god is so powerful that the body of an ordinary mortal cannot bear it, even if the god descends just a wisp of it. Soul splitting, even if it only lasts for a short period of time, will cause serious harm to the person who descends into the possession. It can range from bleeding from the seven orifices to death... Although I have many devout believers who would rather give their lives than Let me enjoy a moment of joy. But as the object of their service, how can I have the heart to let them die with such an excuse?"

Goddess Handy said with a sympathetic face, but then changed the subject, "...but then again, some believers are really too much! They just treat me like a trash can, and all the messy prayers go to me Shit, it goes on and on! There's 'I want to get rich', 'Help me', 'I want to get ahead', 'Let me win this bet', 'Pray for a good harvest', and even 'Hope to hit the ground running' , 'I hope I can find my sweetheart'... Many of the prayer wishes are still in conflict with each other! Not to mention fulfilling them, even listening to them one by one can annoy me to death - such encounters will only The useless believers who rely on others are also a burden to live, so it is better to let them all die..."

Hey, Goddess Handy, how do you comment on those believers who prayed to you... Is it really okay?How sad it must be to hear that!
Although some believers who daydream all day long, dreaming of getting something for nothing and reaching the sky in one step, are indeed annoying, but it seems that it is the job of the gods to be the negative emotion trash can of the believers, right?Otherwise, why would people enshrine you?

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But having said that, Handy is an ancient goddess who has dominated this vast land long before the appearance of human beings.Therefore, neither the canonization of the mortal emperor nor the life of incense and faith is needed. On the earth, at least it is an extraordinary existence equivalent to Yahweh, the female snail empress, and the most noble god above the gods.It's only when people beg her, not when she begs...so you really don't need to care about the perception of believers.

Thinking of this, Wang Qiu couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, but he still asked as politely as possible, "...Then, is this table of wine and food still to your liking? Dear Her Majesty, Goddess Handi? Is there anything that needs to be improved? place?"

"...Ah! The food in the other world is really delicious! There are also many novel dishes that I have never seen before, which are endlessly memorable."

Goddess Handy nodded approvingly, "...it seems to be the right choice to connect your world with the Farmat continent."

"...Ahem, now that your appetite is satisfied, get out of here quickly! Hanty!"

Loli Mercury, who had always had a stinky face, suddenly interjected coldly, "...just seeing your appearance makes me very angry!"

"...Hi'er! This is not acceptable! Lolita, I am far from satisfied now!"

Goddess Handy hiccupped lazily, and said with a smile, "...Satisfying my appetite can only be regarded as one of my extra hobbies. What really makes me never forget is always the lovely you! My favorite fiancee Lolita! I'm here to marry you this time!"

Having said that, she got up from the table, came to Loli, and stretched out her fingers like a gift, "...the cutest Loli in the world! Please marry me and become my wife Now! Let us be one forever from now on, and live the happiest happy life..."

"...Who is your fiancee! You perverted goddess who talks to herself!"

As if the most sensitive point of excitement was touched, Laurie Mercury couldn't help but jumped up again, and "slapped" opened the hand extended by Goddess Handy, "...I don't want to marry you If you continue to be so careless, people will really be angry!"

"... Ah! Is this the shyness before marriage? Don't be too shy! I believe you will be a good wife!"

Goddess Handy wrinkled her nose in displeasure, "...Also, as a noble subgod, you should pay more attention to manners..."

"...No, you are not the god I serve! Politeness is not for a stalker like you! Besides, why should I waste the last 40 years of free time before ascension to the gods? On the matter of being your wife?" Loli continued pouted.

"...Oh, so you want to enjoy the last period of free time before marriage? It's okay, I'm very patient!"

Goddess Handy patted her chest generously, "...get engaged now, and then get married after ascending to the gods, it's also okay!"

"...It won't work after ascending to the gods!" Loli's forehead was tense, "...I'm really surprised, why do you have to pester me?"

"...Eh? I am also very strange, why do you always refuse to obey the arrangement of fate and marry me?"

Goddess Handy showed a puzzled expression, "...Look, you are the apostle of Gomorrah, the god of war, and you will become a Valkyrie in the future. I am the master of Hades—isn’t this a match made in heaven?”

"...Who said I'm going to be a Valkyrie in the future? Handy! Don't make random guesses about some things!!!"

Waving her ax and gun, Loli shouted, and then her tone became lower, "...Because of the duties given by Gomorrah, I have lived and wandered on this continent for more than 900 years, and witnessed countless wars and deaths, various I don’t know how many sad and painful experiences, it really makes people feel enough. Now I have decided that I will become the god of love after ascending to the gods! So please don’t pester me any more!” she said angrily.

——Well, this unexpected choice can indeed make people petrified into silence.After all, the difference between God of War and God of Love is too great.

"... Cupid?!" Goddess Handy was slightly taken aback, but then she was overjoyed, "...So you still accepted my love after all? Lori."

"...You! You! You... oh!" Luoli was furious for a while, tears welled up in her eyes, "...Why do you have to bully me?"

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Looking at Laurie Mercury, who was already being teased by this unreasonable Lily Goddess, and cried on the spot, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Guo Zhengwei, Wang Meiling and others who stayed by the side had to exchange with each other. A helpless look of pity indicated that he was unable to complain about it.Especially Ma Tong, relying on his identity as a woman, took the opportunity to reach out and pat Loli on the shoulder, and comforted him softly: "...Oh, give up, Loli! It doesn't make sense for you to be like her. Guys who do this, once they are immersed in their own world, no matter what others say, they will definitely not be able to listen to it!"

Comrade Wang Qiu, the captain, gave a dry cough, racked his brains in an attempt to ease the atmosphere, and changed the subject, "...Well, I would like to ask the respected Goddess Handy, your visit to Arnus City this time, apart from tasting delicious food Besides pursuing this Miss Lolita, is there anything else going on?"

"...Ah, of course! You should understand it! First of all, I want to bring back my ineffective dragon-born sub-god apostle Giselle—although she has no culture and often messes things up, but at any rate The person who still represents me, how can you just take it away as a trophy?"

Goddess Handy smiled calmly, "...Besides, there is one other small thing to do, which is to close this portal to another world!"

"...What?! Close the door?!!!!"

Hearing this, Wang Qiu's expression changed immediately, and he subconsciously wanted to touch the pistol.But then he realized that the goddess Handy in front of him was actually just a ghost, an invisible and illusory existence, even if he shot him, he could only focus on the girl magician Lelai who was possessed by her. There is no way to hurt the goddess' body... In other words, I have no way to manipulate the other party at all!
In addition, seeing her still sitting in front of me with a big face, talking and laughing at Yan Yan, and even flirting with Lori in leisure, instead of just closing the door of time and space and slapping her ass and running away, it seems to indicate that this matter... Is there room for negotiation?

So, he quickly calmed down, and put a polite smile on his face again, "...can you tell me why, Your Highness Hanty?"

"...It seems that you are very calm, young man from another world! This is a good character worthy of praise..."

Goddess Handy nodded lightly, and continued to speak with a smile, her eyes seemed to have a hint of approval, "...As for why I want to close this time-space gate that connects the two worlds, I have to start with Why let it open and talk about..."